My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo’s bedroom has an entire wall of curtains at the head of the bed. This movie curtain is not the kind that can be raised and lowered, but is directly installed on the wall. When Yan Shuo first installed these, he just thought that he could occasionally Relax, but since the curtain was installed, he hasn't watched a movie, so he usually covers it with the curtain, and hasn't opened it much at all.

Soon he will be involved in the competition, whether it is drawing design drawings or carving finished products, he must be very busy at that time, so he should relax before getting busy, and enjoy the warm time with his master.

Xu Miao didn't even know that there was a big curtain behind the curtain where you could watch movies. When she saw the curtain slowly opened and the wall suddenly lit up, she was shocked and jumped on Yan Shuo's body for a blink. Stared unblinkingly at the wall.

Yan Shuo chose a movie about cats. The characteristics of Japanese movies are fresh and beautiful, with a slow and delicate narrative, which is very suitable for watching before going to bed, especially Japan is a country that likes cats very much. It is the number of cat movies. More, more room for choice.

Yan Shuo chose a movie called Why Cats Can’t Call, and the story revolves around the two stray cats that were picked up. Although Yan Shuo likes cats, he doesn’t like them so much that he pays attention to anything that involves cats. .But after raising cats, I paid more attention to this aspect. At least when I saw some stray cats on the road, I would subconsciously think of Mengmeng at home, and when I saw some toys and food, I would think of Mengmeng first. , I am watching a movie now, and I chose a movie about cats because of Mengmeng.

Xu Miao didn't know Yan Shuo's inner thoughts. Seeing that the whole wall was playing a movie like a TV, he opened his eyes wide and watched it with great novelty. In the middle, Xu Miao wanted to go up and touch whether it was a TV or a wall.

Soft music came from the speakers on both sides. When Xu Miao saw the two stray cats, Xu Miao subconsciously turned to look at Yan Shuo. When he moved, Yan Shuo naturally looked down at him slightly.

Xu Miao quickly stretched out his paw and put it on Yan Shuo's chest: "Meow~" It turns out that his excrement shoveler likes cats so much.

Yan Shuo kneaded the paw of the kitten who was forced by him but was still obediently lying on his back: "The cats in the movie are so pitiful, Mengmeng has to be obedient, otherwise she will become a stray cat in it gone."

Although he knew that Yan Shuo definitely didn't know that he could understand, and that what he said must be a joke, Xu Miao still felt surrounded by a crisis.Yan Shuo likes cats so much, what if he raises another cat in the future?He finally found a shit shoveler, but he didn't want to share it with other cats.

Yan Shuo saw that Mengmeng stared at the curtain without moving, and let him knead his little paws, and then began to watch the movie seriously.But when the movie was just halfway through, he heard a gurgling sound.Subconsciously looking down, his Mengmeng fell asleep in a supine position.

Yan Shuo poked its little head amusedly: "Lazy cat, lazy cat, it's true, I said why is it so obedient."

Xu Miao was turned over by Yan Shuo's poke, from lying on his back to lying on his side leaning against Yan Shuo's arms. In his dream, he shot to death one after another of the coquettish sluts who tried to get close to Yan Shuo. Then Yan Shuo heard his Mengmeng gurgling in sleep again, and this little thing snored differently while sleeping.

Xu Miao stayed at home peacefully for two days. Seeing that Yan Shuo was called out by a phone call, she quickly crawled along the pipe to Xu Tutu's house.Compared to him, Xu Tutu is so free, and he doesn't know what his shit shoveler does. The shit shovel officer is so rich.

Xu Tutu knew that it was inconvenient for Xu Miao to come out, and he had to wait for his excrement shoveler to leave before he could act, so he suddenly hated iron and steel and said: "Look at you, cats can come in and out at any time, what do you want to do?" Well, you have to make excuses for being a monster shoveling officer at home, and you, as a monster, it’s a disgrace!"

Xu Miao squinted at him: "Go out if you have the ability."

Xu Tutu snorted: "I'm a rabbit and I should be kept at home, not a cat."

Xu Miao was too lazy to argue with him, and asked eagerly, "How about the video we shot?"

Xu Tutu was immediately overjoyed, he came up with the idea, he shot the video, he thought of the idea, and he did the editing and dubbing later, so this is no longer a way for Xu Miao to make money, but It is an affirmation of his own ability, he pays more attention than Xu Miao, and hastily pressed the tablet when he heard this.

"The number of clicks was not much at the beginning, and then it got higher and higher. You see, this is a small video every day. You can post videos after registration and receive rewards. I will show you the backstage. In just these two days, there have been seven rewards." It's a dollar!"

Xu Miao suddenly let out a wow, because he knew that he might not be able to come out every day, so Xu Tutu took several videos of him that day, and changed his clothes several times. Growing fans, I didn't expect to make money so quickly.

After Xu Miao was pleasantly surprised, she quickly asked, "Then where do I get the money from?"

Xu Tutu, who was originally elated, suddenly coughed uncomfortably: "It's easy to register, you can register an account with Tiantian by just registering an email address, but it's not easy to withdraw money from the background, you need a real-name system, phone number, and card number."

Xu Miao looked at Xu Tutu in a daze: "Then what should we do if we don't have anything?"

Xu Tutu waved his short front paws indifferently: "It doesn't matter, don't humans have a saying that the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge? Let's make money first, and then figure out a way when we accumulate more. It really doesn't work. I know One or two seniors who have successfully transformed, just ask them for help when the time comes."

Hearing what Xu Tutu said, Xu Miao breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there is a way to withdraw money.After a big rock in his heart fell, Xu Miao clicked on a few videos that had been uploaded. One was that he licked his hair for more than three minutes without doing anything, and the other was that Xu Tutu made a sound and he fell to the ground and pretended to be dead. Skills, and the other one is that he went to grab the little fur balls on the small tent in the living room of Xu Tutu's house like a fool, anyway, they are all kinds of cute.

What Xu Miao didn't expect was that the video with the most clicks, the most rewards, and a full five dollars was the boring 3-minute video of pure hair licking.He didn't understand, what's so interesting about licking fur, humans still look at it so enthusiastically.

Because I don’t know when the next time I will be able to come out, Xu Tutu hurriedly found some cute clothes for Xu Miao to change into. Since those humans like to watch daily life, let’s take more pictures of daily life, eat and drink , and stealing things from the refrigerator.

Xu Miao was originally worried that he would be angry when Xu Tutu's excrement shoveler came back and found out that he had eaten something from Xu Tutu's house.

In the end, Xu Tutu waved his hand nonchalantly: "My poop shoveler doesn't even know what's in his refrigerator. There's always a cleaning lady who comes over to fill it up regularly, so you can eat whatever you want, and you won't find it on my head."

Xu Miao subconsciously put her paw in her mouth, and she was so envious of Xu Tutu that she couldn't help herself. You must know that there are so many cameras in the house, the origin is that he ate a bottle of yogurt secretly.

This time Xu Miao didn't dare to stay downstairs for too long, and hurried home after shooting a video worth about a week.But Yan Shuo didn't know what to do outside, and he came back very late, and it was past dinner time.

Xu Miao squatted on the shoe cabinet in the entrance, and stopped rushing when Yan Shuo entered the door. His eyes were almost looking at a scumbag who didn't come home all night.

Yan Shuo stretched out his hand to Xu Miao: "Come on, Mengmeng, give me a hug."

Xu Miao squinted at Yan Shuo immediately, and came back so late after going out, and didn't say anything in advance, causing him to take a few videos and rush back to guard. In the end, he was left hungry and waiting.

Yan Shuo put the backpack on the ground. The backpack was very heavy, like a bag of stones, and there was a bang when it fell on the ground. Xu Miao subconsciously stretched his head to look curiously, but was hugged by Yan Shuo When I got to my arms: "Are you hungry? I didn't know it would be so late. I'll cook small fish for you. I won't eat cat food today. Can I make it up to you?"

Xu Miao raised her tail unconsciously and shook it. Seeing Yan Shuo's intimacy with him, and because he ate a lot of delicious food in the afternoon, he stretched out his paws on Yan Shuo's arm in a good mood : "Meow~" Forgive you, let's not make an example!

Yan Shuo naturally didn't understand Xu Miao's meaning. He walked to the kitchen with the cat's chin and took out a small fresh sea fish. After exploring for a while, he found that his cat had a bottomless stomach. I can eat it all.But if he feeds too little, this little thing will keep pestering him to eat the dried fish. Slowly, Yan Shuo has mastered a certain degree, neither starving it nor supporting it.

Putting Xu Miao on the cooking table, Yan Shuo began to handle sea fish skillfully. This fish does not need to be handled too much, but his cat has very high requirements for fish skin, and he will not eat fish with a little scale, so Yan Shuo needs it. For the second treatment, make sure that the fish skin is clean, and then pour it into the pot to cook.

While cooking the fish, Yan Shuo said to Mengmeng who was sitting on the cooking table staring at the fish: "I will take you out to play tomorrow, okay? You have to wear a collar when you go out. You have never worn a collar when you grow up. Let's try it later." Try, if you break free, I can only send you to the pet store for two days, if you are obedient, I will take you out to play for two days."

Xu Miao smelled the smell of fish, licked her paws, and listened to Yan Shuo's words, thinking that fortunately, she took a lot of videos again today, with the manuscripts in hand, and there is no pressure to go out.

What Xu Miao didn't expect was that what he thought was just an ordinary outing, opened a door for him to get rich again, and he no longer had to work hard to make videos to earn rewards!