My cat has become a sperm

How to make money to support the family without revealing his identity is too difficult for Xu Miao. It is so difficult that he even pesters Yan Shuo to ask for a small dried fish for dessert today after dinner every day.

Xu Miao didn't ask for it, and Yan Shuo didn't give it either. I got an injection today. The vaccine is to inject the virus into the body to produce antibodies. After the injection, the cat's body will react. They don't have mouths and can't tell, but Judging by his behavior, he probably wasn't very comfortable. Since he was uncomfortable and didn't want to eat, Yan Shuo naturally wouldn't force it. Fortunately, he finished eating the cat food obediently, otherwise Yan Shuo would really have a headache.

Seeing Mengmeng squatting on the tall cat climbing frame facing out the window, seeming to be thinking about cat life, Yan Shuo was considerate and didn't bother, made a cup of tea and went into the workshop, anyway, waiting for Mengmeng to miss him, Naturally, they will stick to him.

Hearing the sound of footsteps gradually going away, Xu Miao looked back, and her gaze inadvertently fell on the notebook that was almost like a decoration on the table. It would be great if I could chat with Xu Tutu at this time. A cat who can't think of a good way to support a family.

However, the hateful Yan Shuo actually installed a surveillance camera at home, and looked up at a thing with red dots facing him. If he jumped on it and pulled it off, would Yan Shuo be angry?

There was a bang, and Yan Shuo, who was doing inlay work, trembled from the sudden sound, put down the things in his hand helplessly, and got up to see what happened in the living room.

During the few steps towards the living room, Yan Shuo suddenly remembered a sentence he saw on the Internet at some point, the cat is quiet and must be playing a demon.

I don't know what kind of demon his Mengmeng has become.

When he came to the living room, he saw Mengmeng was pawing and chasing a spherical object on the ground, Yan Shuo couldn't help but looked up at a corner of the ceiling, the place where the camera was installed was to prevent cats from making trouble, and there was nothing around Objects that can be climbed, but just like that, his Mengmeng even pulled down the camera.

Looking at the camera on the ground that was pushed and rolled around by the little paw, Yan Shuo was expressionless: "Mengmeng."

Xu Miao propped her paws on the camera, turned her head to look at Yan Shuo: "Meow?"

Yan Shuo squatted down, Xu Miao immediately gave up playing with the camera, and went to climb Yan Shuo.Yan Shuo picked up the cat and stroked it gently: "How did you manage to be so tall? Could it be that you can actually fly?"

Xu Miao rolled in Yan Shuo's arms and looked at him innocently. Anyway, I am a cat. I don't understand what you are saying.

Looking at the dead camera, facing the innocent little eyes of my cat, I really don't want to fight, scold, but it doesn't understand.After a little bit of luck, Yan Shuo was full of helplessness. Forget it, it's just a camera, and it's not a big deal.

Seeing that Yan Shuo didn't even scold him, Xu Miao took out a small black card from the camera that had been kicked off the ground and was smashed to pieces, and threw it directly into the trash can, and carried him into the workshop as if nothing happened. , Xu Miao couldn't help but retracted her tail and ears.No, Yan Shuo's reaction is more terrifying than scolding him.

Looking at the shrinking cat, Yan Shuo poked its head amusedly: "Why, do you know you made a mistake? What about the ears? Did you hide your ears when you made a mistake?"

Xu Miao stretched out two paws to hold Yan Shuo's hand and licked it: "Meow."

The feeling of the cat's tongue licking on the hand is soft and slightly prickly, but maybe Mengmeng is too small, and the prickly feeling is not obvious, but it is the softness of the cat's tongue that makes Yan Shuo His heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water, and he patted the cat licking his hand helplessly: "The name I gave you is really correct. If you make a mistake, do you just pretend to be cute? What's wrong with the camera, you Can't you see the red dots?"

There will be red light spots on the camera. Yan Shuo doesn’t know if it’s because it makes Mengmeng to toss the camera, but I heard that cats like to capture infrared light spots. I don’t know if it is sensitive to the light source or the moving light source. Mengmeng is so Pulling down the camera accurately, maybe there is a reason for this.But if a camera is broken, it will be broken. Just buy another one when necessary.

Seeing that Yan Shuo didn't re-install a camera, Xu Miao was immediately happy. After jumping up and down around Yan Shuo for two days, Yan Shuo finally went out as he wished, lying on the hammock on the floor-to-ceiling window and looking down. Yan Shuo's car drove out of the community, Xu Miao jumped on the table in a hurry, looked around, but the cameras in other places in the house couldn't capture this place, so he turned on the computer, saw that Xu Tutu was online, and quickly typed past.

Meow meow meow: rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit!

Soon Xu Tutu's voice came over.

Rabbits don’t like carrots: I wait for you online every day, and I’m the only one online who’s bored to death. Why are you only online now?

Xu Miao suddenly exclaimed: Every day?Can you surf the Internet every day now?

Xu Tutu's proud voice came from over there: "Of course, my shit-shoveling officer gave me a tablet computer for me to play with, and he is very busy, leaving early and returning late, so I have super free time."

When Xu Miao heard this, she was envious immediately, the free time is so wonderful, so she couldn't help but feel a little frustrated and said: The shit shovel officer just went out just now, you don't know, he actually installed a camera at home, I managed to Just dismantled one!Otherwise, even if he goes out, I can't use the computer.

Rabbits don’t like carrots: Hahahahaha I also have a camera at home, but it’s aimed at my rabbit’s nest, not in other places.

Meow Meow: Don’t talk about this, tell me quickly, is there any way to make money?

It took a while for Xu Tutu to hear the voice: It’s not easy to make money, and you can’t transform, and you don’t have a diploma after transforming. I heard that humans without a diploma can only go to construction sites to move bricks or beg for a living.

Xu Miao immediately lost his ears. It would be great if he could transform, but transforming is not so easy.

Rabbits don’t like carrots: Don’t be discouraged, my shit shoveler is rich and gave me a lot of beautiful and valuable things. Whenever you come to my house, I’ll give it to you. You let your shit shoveler sell it If you drop it, there will be money.

Xu Miao couldn't help rolling her eyes: Are you stupid? Someone gave it to you. I know you gave it to me, but others don't know. Maybe they think I stole it. It's not a long-term solution, and I don't just support my family for a day or two.

Rabbits don't like carrots: Hey, why are you so unlucky, your shit-shoveling officer is too useless.

Hearing this, Xu Miao suddenly became angry: Who said that Yan Shuo is good, the handwork is amazing, it's not useless, it's just that ordinary people nowadays are too stupid to appreciate the beauty of handwork at all!You are not allowed to say that Yan Shuo is useless!

Xu Tutu's three-petal mouth made a tsk-tsk sound, and shook his head with a look of disgust: "Then go beg for food, carry a big bag, and go to the street to pick up soda cans!"

What Xu Tutu didn't expect was that Xu Miao really thought about it for three seconds when he heard this, but he passed it directly after three seconds. If he carried the bag to pick up the cans, wouldn't the whole world know that he was successful? Are you good, and if this is passed on to the Demon League, it will be a dead cat.

This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Xu Miao doesn't even have the interest to chat with Xu Tutu.Just about to turn off the computer, Xu Tutu came over via voice transmission: Meow meow, which floor do you live on?I smell your evil spirit, do we live very close?

Xu Miao said: I live on the 17th floor, how about you?

Xu Tutu said pleasantly: I live on the fifteenth floor, have you felt my evil spirit?

In the end, Xu Miao found out that he and Xu Tutu's house were upstairs and downstairs. Unfortunately, there was a floor apart, but this floor was not a problem for him at all.So Xu Miao cleared the computer usage records, turned off the computer, pushed open the window, climbed out along the place where the air conditioner was installed, and went directly down to the fifteenth floor along the pipe next to it.

Xu Tutu's shit-shoveling official's house is much more lively than Yan Shuo's house. Although they just moved in, it seems that there are a lot of things that have not been sorted out, but it can be seen that Xu Tutu's house is in warm colors, and the walls are covered with It is pink and blue, and there are many cute and warm decorations, unlike Yan Shuo's house, before there are no toys and various climbing frames, it is cold and there is no temperature at all.

Xu Miao followed Xu Tutu for a general tour, because the living room was messy when they just moved here, but there was a special room with a very pink princess-colored bed and a soft blanket on the floor. Stack carrot-shaped toys, and you don't need to think about whose room it is.

Xu Tutu said proudly: "My family Zhangzhang prepared this for me. You can see that the bright light in the corner is the camera. Except for this room, there are no other cameras in this house, so you can rest assured. Play!"

Xu Miao was so envious that he still had his own room, which showed that Xu Tutu's status in this family must be very high. Although he was not bad, but this comparison, the gap naturally emerged.

But Xu Miao is not the kind of jealousy. Seeing that his good friend can find such a good shit shovel officer, he is naturally happy for his friend, but the most troublesome problem for him now is how to make money.

When Xu Miao drooped his ears and sighed, Xu Tutu stretched out his big jumping feet and kicked Xu Miao somersault: "It's hard to make money when you're alone, but now we're together, It will be so much easier to make money!"

Xu Miao immediately looked at Xu Tutu, and saw Xu Tutu dragged out the tablet that his excrement shoveler bought for him and said: "We record cute pet videos and post them online. If the traffic is high, maybe there will be rewards." , in the future, if more people follow us, we will start a live broadcast, that is to make money, you appear on the scene to be cute, I pretend to be a human being to make a sound, and we cooperate!"

Without Yan Shuo's knowledge, Mengmeng, who was worried about his family's livelihood, was led by a rabbit to become an internet celebrity.