My cat has become a sperm

If that Jiheng is not resolved, his existence is destined to cause chaos in the entire Tianyun City, with countless innocent souls.When cats see fishy, ​​dogs see meat, and people see desires, it is not easy to stop in moderation.Therefore, the merit of killing the seeds of the disaster before it causes a catastrophe is naturally different from usual.But even so, it is impossible for Xu Tutu to absorb the golden elixir of merit that was accidentally swallowed by Xu Miao, so it is still impossible to cultivate an adult with this merit.

Although he was expecting something in his heart, Xu Tutu also knew that it was so easy for a demon to cultivate into an adult, and he let go after a little bit of loss, and his cultivation had improved a lot anyway.In the one or two years since they came to the human world, their cultivation has grown faster than their decades of cultivation in the Demon League, and it would be too much to be dissatisfied.

And Xu Miao also tried to condense the merits, just like he once formed the demon pill.But that invisible thing completely dissipated after being inhaled into his body, and immediately made him feel helpless.But fortunately, before the last sliver of merit dissipated, Xu Miao tried to seal it with a demon pill, and finally sealed a cloud-like qi, and quickly transferred the qi into Xu Tutu the next day. in the body.

"It's obviously impossible to condense into a pill. Even if you seal it into the demon pill, you can only keep it for a day or two at most, and it won't work any longer. It seems that if you can't absorb merits in the future, I can only absorb them while I absorb them." Go to your body."

Xu Miao originally thought that he could help Tutu form a pill, but he didn't expect that there was such a big gap between fantasy and reality.

Xu Tutu was not disappointed: "This is also very good, a little bit, it is always a hope."

A good thing doesn’t mean that you just need to make money and throw it away. Things must be sold, and the recipients of donations must be carefully reviewed. There are many things like hacking donations in the society, but these things are left to Tutu to review. Anyway, he has nothing to do at home anyway, and Xu Miao, he is going to school.

It was a cloudless and sunny day. Students who had crossed the single-plank bridge for the college entrance examination rushed to the university campus enthusiastically. A large number of young fresh meat gathered at the school gate, and many parents carried big bags and small bags. With big smiles on their faces, they followed behind their children, and even the scorching heat at the end of August couldn't extinguish their enthusiasm.

Xu Miao held a box of ice cream and licked the spoon while waiting for his family to go through the admission procedures for him. She smiled and rejected the enthusiastic seniors who wanted to take him to the department to report, helplessly. Sighing, school was not as fun as he imagined.

Yan Shuo flicked his forehead: "I ran for you, and you sat with me in the shade and sighed. Why are you sighing?"

Xu Miao giggled, scooped up a spoonful of ice cream and delivered it to his lips: "Shuo Shuo is the best, Shuo Shuo is mighty!"

Yan Shuo pulled him up from the flower bed: "Let's go, I'll take you to the bedroom."

Xu Miao's eyes widened instantly: "Dormitory?! Don't I live at home?!"

Yan Shuo kneaded his exaggerated face: "If you don't live in the school, how could I let you live in the school? What if you cause me trouble in the school? You can live in the school, but you must have a dormitory. At that time, I will put some daily necessities in the dormitory for you, and if you are full of classes that day, you can still go to the dormitory to take a nap at noon."

Xu Miao oh oh twice, and then he put his heart back into his stomach, as long as he doesn't stay on campus.

The dormitory where Xu Miao lives is not high. The third floor is a very ordinary four-person room. Xu Miao’s bed is the first one on the right hand side of the door, and the place closest to the closet. It’s not very convenient because roommates will pass by him when they go in and out, but this It doesn't matter, he doesn't live in the dormitory anyway.After confirming the end of the bed, Yan Shuo went downstairs to the car and brought some bedding up. When Yan Shuo was making the bed, Xu Miao was staring at the window curiously to look at the surrounding environment.

After a while, his roommate came in, a very tall but very dark guy, when he saw the two people in the dormitory, he showed his big white teeth: "Hello, my name is Su Yu, From Shandong, Department of International Finance."

Xu Miao also waved to him: "Hi, my name is Yan Meng, from this city, Department of History."

Then Su Yu was stunned by Xu Miao's appearance. He was originally black, and he was black since he was a child. If the two of them stand together, the contrast will kill Heitan, and seeing his soft appearance, it feels like a little more strength can smash people to pieces.

Su Yu just wanted to find something to talk about, otherwise the atmosphere would feel a little awkward, so he was pushed in: "Why is such a big man blocking the door?"

The people who came in behind seemed to be familiar with each other, so they made a self-introduction and asked about the information of the two of them. They knew that it was Xu Miao's parents who were making the bed and tidying up things. Voice: "You must be very happy at home, look at you sitting there by yourself, leaving everything to your brother to do."

Su Yu, who was preparing to make the bed at the side, couldn't help but glanced at Cao Kai. Is this person low in EQ or not smart enough to speak? It's only the first day they met, and their relationship is not good enough to say such things.

Xu Miao got the point of this sentence wrong, and directly retorted: "He is not my brother, he is my boyfriend."

Yan Shuo expected that Mengmeng would say this, but he was a step too late when he wanted to stop him. Seeing the other two petrified in the dormitory, he continued to take off the quilt and put them on the bed. It shouldn't matter if it's not good.

Su Yu probably wanted to say something to relieve the embarrassment of freezing in the dormitory, so he smiled and said, "Your boyfriend is very handsome."

Xu Miao nodded unceremoniously: "Of course, my boyfriend is the most handsome."

Cao Kai glanced at him, his eyes became a little weird, and he didn't speak, he went to his bed with his big bags and small bags to sort things out.

Yan Shuo scanned the entire dormitory after tidying up his things. There was still one person missing. Meeting Xu Miao's shining eyes, Yan Shuo smiled, and then said: "I will ask everyone to take care of you in the future, let's meet at noon today. Let's go eat, my treat."

Su Yu was just about to refuse, but he thought that if he refused at this time, Yan Meng would think that he had something to say about his homosexuality. He was afraid that he would think too much, so he hesitated for two seconds and pretended to nod cheerfully: "Okay, okay, Then I will go to eat at Dahu at noon today."

Cao Kai, on the other hand, said bluntly, "I have an appointment."

Su Yu couldn't help looking at Xu Miao, as if he was a little worried that he would think too much.However, where does Xu Miao think about this kind of thing too much? When he heard that he was going to eat, he was so happy that he asked Su Yu what he likes to eat. After getting the answer that he could eat anything, he decided to eat barbecue, which was so delicious. Yes, barbecue and hot pot are always ranked first!

Then one noon, Su Yu witnessed with his own eyes what a big eater is: "If you go to live broadcast, this appetite, this appearance, will definitely become popular."

Xu Miao turned to look at Yan Shuo brightly after hearing the words: "Can you still make money by eating?"

Yan Shuo picked up a few pieces of meat and put them into his bowl: "You can make money, but when the time comes, people will watch you wherever you go, and you will be asked to participate in various activities and competitions, and eat things you don't like. "

Xu Miao shook her head quickly when she heard the words: "Forget it, I still like to eat what I like."

Watching them roast and eat one by one, looking at each other from time to time, although he didn't say much, Su Yu still felt that his mouth was stuffed with dog food.But after a meal, he has some understanding of Yan Meng, he is a bit silly who loves to eat and is innocent, and loves his boyfriend very much.

Successfully registered and settled in the dormitory, the rest is to wait for the military training, the school Yan Shuo arranged for Xu Miao is just a secondary school, in terms of academic qualifications, Yan Shuo bought a degree from a pheasant college abroad, and then transferred back to China , Donated to the school to replace a batch of equipment and equipment, as a special enrollment.And Xu Miao School's military training is carried out directly in the school, unlike some schools that go to the military camp specially, which is also very good, the daily training time is short, not too hard.

Xu Miao was very honored to be on the throne of the school grass by virtue of that face. Many people heard that there was a handsome boy in the history department, and they couldn't help crowding around in groups. Xu Miao even talked with Yan Shuo Satisfied, he said that many people in the school liked him and came to see him specially.

Contrary to everyone's expectations, this white and tender new school girl was originally thought to belong to the female class. After all, she is too white and tender, has no muscles on her body, and must be poor in sports.Unexpectedly, he turned out to be the one with the best physical fitness, not to mention his straight military posture, running around the field, everyone was panting like a broken bellows, he was still happy and didn't even sweat a bit, and finally Because the military steps are straight and the image is good, he even became the flag-raiser. From the day he was elected, he has been talking in front of Yan Shuo all day long, telling him to go to the ceremony and take pictures of it!

Just when Xu Miao finally experienced the joy of college, a joyful event happened in the Yan family. Yan Shuo's sister Wei Qian, who has no blood relationship but a strong family relationship, is getting married, and the groom is naturally her omnipotent assistant. Wen Nisi, and the reason for having to get married is of course to make up for the fare.

Wei Qian herself didn't know it, but it was just a one-night affair, how could she have been tricked.She is not young anymore, and she is not indifferent to Wen Nisi, but she just doesn't want to be bound by a relationship, but she didn't expect to have a child by accident.

In the beginning, Wei Qian didn't want it. For a man, a child just means a responsibility, a burden that will increase in life in the future, and a inheritance.But for women, this is a terrible and confusing future. To put it bluntly, as long as men with children work harder to make money, all problems will no longer be problems.But for a woman who has a child, it means she has to give up a lot, so Wei Qian panicked, and even her first reaction was to resist rejection.

But she knows that she is not young anymore. If she doesn't want to have children now, she will never want to have children in this life, otherwise it will be more dangerous to become an advanced mother in the future.After Wen Nisi knelt down and begged in every possible way, Wei Qian felt the movement in her stomach for the first time, and then her heart softened.

Ever since, Yan Shuo, who is not yet 30 years old, has just raised a cub and is about to become an uncle again.