My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao fiddled with her skirt in satisfaction, looked up and saw Yan Shuo looked at him without saying a word, then jumped off the bed and walked around in front of him: "Does Shuo Shuo look good?"

Yan Shuo pressed the veins on his forehead: "Mengmeng, you are a boy, this is a skirt for girls."

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo with a look of disgust: "There is no distinction between men and women in cosplay. Besides, in anime, many boys wear women's clothing and girls wear men's clothing, and we monsters are not like you. Are we born female or male? It’s fixed for a lifetime, we can change, but we can only change when we transform for the first time, and it will be fixed after the change. It’s a pity that I was confused when I transformed, otherwise I would become a girl , Boys can’t wear many beautiful clothes.”

Yan Shuo felt the veins on his forehead twitch again: "Do you want to be a girl?"

Xu Miao jumped onto Yan Shuo's body with a smile, her legs were tightly hooked around his waist, and her arms were wrapped around Yan Shuo's neck: "Just kidding, if I become a girl, won't you Like me?"

Yan Shuo supported him with both hands, walked to the bed and threw him directly on the bed: "As long as it's you, I like it."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up immediately, and she jumped up and kissed Yan Shuo's mouth: "I knew you liked me the most."

Yan Shuo looked at his clothes with a complicated face. Although he didn't know much about this type of clothes, he had to say that Mengmeng really looked good in them. The waist was the waist and the legs were the legs, especially The ribbon wrapped around the waist makes people feel the desire to untie it one by one: "I like wearing this kind of clothes very much?"

Xu Miao looked back at the bed, and said indifferently: "It's okay, I just think it's fun, but I thought the clothes here would be very good. After I put them on, I realized that the quality is not as good as in China."

Yan Shuo put away the clothes on the bed one by one: "How good is this kind of cos shop selling to tourists? What is it?"

Yan Shuo picked up something that looked like trousers, but one leg of the trousers was long and the other leg was short. He really couldn't see the beauty of this kind of clothes.

Xu Miao quickly reached out and took the trousers over and gestured on her body: "This is Kanzaki Kaori's clothes, isn't it cool?"

Yan Shuo deeply felt something called the generation gap.

The two of them are traveling independently, and when Xu Miao has had enough to eat and play, it will be almost half a month, and it happens that the time limit for the independent travel visa is coming soon, so Xu Miao reluctantly drags the big and small suitcases back. country.Back at home, Xu Miao packed a bunch of gifts for Tutu and sent them downstairs before his butt even touched the sofa, but was told by Zhang Kai who happened to be resting at home that Tutu was still with Meier. return.

"I asked for a week's leave, and I'm planning to go in to find him." How long has Yan Shuo and the others gone out to play, and Tutu hasn't come home for a long time. Zhang Kai knows that goblins need to practice, and the place Xu Meier chooses to practice will definitely be better. The downtown areas like theirs are much better, but it would be too much to go and not go back. Since he couldn't get in touch, he had no choice but to catch the rabbit back by himself.

Xu Miao knew where Meier practiced, and he had been picking grass there all night before, but if he wanted to go deeper, Zhang Kai, who was not active in exercising his five bodies, would probably be exhausted from walking: "I Let’s go and have a look first, our speed is much faster than yours, I can find them in no time, if you go back and forth, ten days and a half months may not be enough.”

Zhang Kai thought for a while: "Then I'll take you there. I'll wait at the foot of the mountain. No matter what happens, come out and contact me first."

Xu Miao nodded, then turned around and went upstairs to say hello to Yan Shuo. His cat was going, and of course Yan Shuo would follow. Anyway, the company didn't have any urgent matters for him to deal with.

Demon cultivation sometimes forgets the time when they enter meditation, not to mention ten days and a half months, sometimes it may be a year or two, anyway, as long as the spiritual energy is filled and the demon power continues to circulate, they will not starve to death.So Xu Miao thought that Tutu was just practicing meditation, so he planned to take a look first.

But he didn't expect that when he found the place where Meier practiced, he would see Tutu staring at the flowing mountain spring in a daze.The bleak and lonely little back was inexplicably sad, which made Xu Miao dare not go forward for a while.

Seeing Meier combing her hair beside her, Xu Miao asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with Tutu?"

Xu Meier raised her eyes and glanced: "I've been in a daze for so many days, I'm probably participating in life."

Xu Miao exclaimed: "The demon students have not yet comprehended it, and they have comprehended life?"

Xu Tutu looked back at Xu Miao, and said strangely: "Why are you here? Didn't you go abroad with your shit-shoveling officer?"

Xu Miao said, "We are back from our trip."

Xu Tutu was stunned: "So fast? You've only been there for a few days."

Xu Miao sat next to Xu Tutu: "I've been away for more than ten days, and you haven't come home. I thought you had already entered meditation practice, and your excrement shovel officer has also come. It's a pity that human beings are too weak and don't work hard. Yes, walking this kind of mountain road is too terrible, I will let him wait outside and come in to take a look."

Xu Tutu snorted: "Zhang Kai is here?"

Xu Miao nodded.

After a while, Xu Tutu sighed towards Xu Miao: "Meow, I can't become a human anymore."

Xu Miao blinked her eyes, full of confusion: "Why?"

Xu Tutu told Xu Miao about the golden elixir of merit, and Xu Miao was surprised: "It turns out that it is the golden elixir of merit. I said, why do you always compete with me for merit?"

Xu Tutu sighed deeply again: "Tell Zhang Kai that I'm going to retreat for a few hundred years. Let him go back and live a good life."

Xu Miao couldn't help looking back at Mei'er, and Mei'er flicked her tail innocently at him. Ever since she knew about Jin Dan, Xu Tutu has always looked like she can't see through the world of mortals. She shed tears, Meier rolled her eyes as many times as she had three meals a day these days.

Xu Miao said carefully: "Then you don't want your shit-shoveling officer anymore?"

Xu Tutu looked at him with red eyes: "I can't even become a human, so why should I?"

Xu Miao tilted her head and thought for a while: "I have eaten the elixir of merit, and I'll make another one for you."

Xu Tutu and Xu Meier looked at him at the same time, Xu Miao said: "The golden bead likes to grab merits from me before, and it must have been formed with the help of merits. Since I have refined it and it has been recognized by the Dao of Heaven, I If you do good deeds, you will definitely have merit, and if I condense the merit together, then there will be another golden core of merit.”

Xu Tutu looked at Meier with hope in his eyes: "Is this... alright?"

Xu Meier shook her head: "I haven't tried it, how would I know."

Xu Tutu turned his attention to Xu Miao again, and Xu Miao said: "Then let's try it first, and if it doesn't work, we'll find a way."

Xu Tutu jumped up from the stone when he heard the words, turned around and walked out.Xu Miao quickly shouted, "Hey, where are you going?"

Xu Tutu didn't turn his head back and said, "Go home, this place where the birds don't shit, even if you want to eat a takeaway!"

Seeing a group of white shadows from far to near, Zhang Kai subconsciously held Zhang Kai's hands, and the next second his little ancestor was in his arms.After touching the soft rabbit fur, which was refreshing and clean, and smelled like his family's body wash, Zhang Kai immediately held the rabbit ears and said viciously: "You still know how to come back! After staying in the mountains for so long, we agreed It would only take a few days at most! If Mengmeng hadn’t come back to help me run this trip, I would have almost gone into the mountains to find you! It’s such a big mountain, and I don’t know where you are. If I walked in the mountains Lost, lost, starved to death, what to do!"

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes: "Do you blame me for being stupid?"

Zhang Kai kept poking the rabbit's head: "You are a little heartless, you should call me anyway, and I almost thought you were addicted to cultivation and didn't plan to go home."

Xu Tutu looked up at him: "Then if I'm addicted to cultivation and don't plan to go home, what are you going to do?"

Zhang Kai snorted twice: "I'm going to send you spicy rabbit head, spicy rabbit meat, fried pepper shredded rabbit meat!"

Xu Tutu jumped up and kicked him in the face. This human being hadn't hit Fang Jiewa for three days. Does he still have any respect for his master!

After returning home, Yan Shuo was too tired to move. After traveling all day, he was tired of sitting in the car.Xu Miao is full of energy. He just ran around in the mountains and felt his bones loosen. Seeing Yan Shuo leaning on the sofa, he immediately clung to him like a clingy: "Shuo Shuo, we What are you having for dinner?"

Yan Shuo was really too lazy to cook, so he patted his head and said, "Order takeaway, you can order whatever you want."

Xu Miao smiled and lay on his lap and opened the takeaway software. Japanese food is too bland. Except for the delicious barbecue, everything else feels tasteless, and the mouth is almost fading out. Those fresh, spicy and spicy must be a good set. Treat yourself.

Yan Shuo didn't ask much in the car before, and now there is no one else, so he asked casually: "What did Tutu do in the mountains before?"

Xu Miao felt that there was nothing bad to say, so she told about the merit pill.Yan Shuo frowned and said, "That is to say, soon Tutu won't get any merit even if he does good deeds?"

Xu Miao nodded: "If you rely on spiritual energy to cultivate, it is almost impossible to become an adult within a hundred years. There are still hundreds of years old demon seniors in our demon alliance who have not cultivated to adulthood. There are only a handful of adult demons. .”

Yan Shuo glanced at the lucky guy lying on his lap: "Then does the method you mentioned work?"

The original owner of the golden elixir of merit is a person of great kindness, and this can only be condensed by doing great deeds to help the world. It may not be so easy to condense another one.

Xu Miao has no idea, just thinks this is also a method, whether it is feasible or not, hasn't he tried it yet: "Shuo Shuo, what do you think you can do now to accumulate merit?"

Yan Shuo said: "Being a policeman to catch bad people, doing firefighting to save people, and devoting ourselves to charity to help those in need are all good deeds."

Xu Miao thought about it, and the first few things are not something that can be done just by doing it, but charity, it seems that money is enough: "Do we still have a lot of treasures that we haven't sold?"

Yan Shuo nodded, and where is the baby in a warehouse: "Do you want to sell it for charity?"

Xu Miao nodded, Yan Shuo said: "This is also a way, let's try to donate some to the children in poor mountainous areas."

Xu Miao got up and sat next to Yan Shuo, holding his arm and resting her head on his shoulder: "Shuo Shuo, you said that if this method doesn't work, what will happen if Tutu can't become a human?"

Yan Shuo said: "If Zhang Kai is willing, even if he can't become a human, he can stay with Tutu for the rest of his life. If Tutu is also willing, they can have a platonic love."

Xu Miao's eyes were full of doubts: "What is a platonic love?"

Yan Shuo explained to him a little bit, and Xu Miao immediately opened his eyes and exclaimed: "Can't mate|mate? That would be too miserable!" God knows that he is now waiting for the time limit Yan Shuo set for him to make friends. |Well, it's only been a few years and he already can't wait any longer. If Tutu can't become a human, then he won't be able to do so for the rest of his life. My God, thinking about it, the price of not being able to become a human is too terrible!

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Looking at Miaomiao who is more diligent than himself in accumulating merit, and looking at him with pity eyes from time to time, Xu Tutu: "???" He always felt as if he had missed some important plot.