My cat has become a sperm

Hearing his mother's request, Zhang Kai almost went crazy, and Xu Tutu was held in Zhang's mother's arms, his eyes still looking into the distance with dull eyes.

Seeing her son's displeasure, Zhang's mother said angrily, "Beibei has experienced life and death with me! Besides, the place in my hometown is bigger and more free. It's good for Beibei, and I can buy him a bunch of female rabbits." Let it sit in the harem, the key is, even the hometown is not necessarily safe, put Beibei by my side, don't you feel more at ease?"

Sitting in the harem, Xu Tutu rolled his eyes countless times in his heart.Zhang Kai also has a mouthful of old blood on his chest, his mother wants to snatch the rabbit from him, what is this called? !

"I'll buy you a wolfhound. I've raised it since I was a child. It must be very protective and safe. Mom, you return Beibei to me. I've raised him for so long. I won't be able to bear Beibei's departure."

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes a hundred times again in his heart, you won't be able to stand whoever leaves you, narcissist.

Zhang's mother looked at her son angrily: "I raised you so much, you don't even want to give me a rabbit?!" It's just a rabbit. What about her son? It's like being robbed of his life. With the reluctance on his face, he almost snatched it.

Zhang Kai wiped his face: "You put Beibei on the ground, and he can follow whoever he wants."

Zhang's mother snorted: "Is it worth trying? Of course it's with you. I've only been with Beibei for a long time. I said, son, you can't even part with a rabbit for your mother?"

"I'll buy you a hundred rabbits!"

Zhang's mother gave Zhang Kai a white look, and threw the rabbit in her hand on Zhang Kai's body: "I'll give you a hundred, and I don't open a rabbit farm. If I want you to have a baby, I will grab it!" It’s like leaving your son, is it possible that if your future girlfriend doesn’t like this rabbit, you don’t want her?”

Zhang Kai stroked Xu Tutu's soft rabbit fur, knowing that his mother had compromised with him, and would no longer fight for a rabbit, so he breathed a sigh of relief: "A woman who can't even accommodate a rabbit, I What are you going to do?"

Zhang's mother subconsciously wanted to talk about her son. He is not young anymore, and he can't continue to be so foolish, but she swallowed the words again, and agreed to ignore her son's personal affairs, so she just picked up her luggage, turned around and left. It's really a big deal.

Zhang Kai hurriedly put Tutu on the sofa, took the car keys and caught up with his mother. How could he let his mother take the uncomfortable passenger transport with a car at home? After getting in the car, he sent a message to Tutu, Let him settle his own lunch, and then received a blank stare from Tutu.Looking at the rolling eyes expression pack, Zhang Kai couldn't help but think of the way Tutu rolled his eyes, and then he was happy.

Zhang's mother, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly came out: "Who are you sending messages to? She is smiling like a flower. Let me tell you, son, mother's conditions are very loose. Women, live, and everything else is fine." It doesn't matter, really, it's older than you, even a second marriage is fine, as long as you like it."

Zhang Kai looked at his mother with black lines all over his head. If Tutu could cultivate into an adult, then it seems that his mother's low condition can only meet half of it.

The noisy old lady finally left. Xu Tutu was just like a scholar who had been drained of energy, decadent and exhausted. It turns out that human family chores are really like those in TV dramas, and they are about to die.

Thinking that Zhang Kai would not come back at noon, Tutu struggled to get up and sent a message to ask where Miaomiao was, but they returned quickly and were at home.Xu Tutu glanced at the time, usually at this time Xu Miao would spend time outside with his shit-shoveling officer, but it happened to be at home, the two of them could eat together, so they shook their hair and jumped out of the gate, not for a long time After walking through the main entrance like this, I suddenly felt like turning over to be a human being.

When Xu Tutu came to Xu Miao's house, Xu Miao was smug in his closet, gesticulating this one and that one, and asked him his opinion when he saw Tutu coming, whether it looked good or not.

Xu Tutu didn't see Yan Shuo at home. Seeing his handsome appearance, he rolled his eyes: "Why do you want to dress up? Yan Shuo finally got tired of you and needs to rely on your appearance to maintain this relationship." ?”

Xu Miao snorted: "How could Shuo Shuo be tired of me? When he left in the morning, he kept asking me if I would go with him. I can't bear to part with me."

After Xu Miao finished speaking, she felt that the one on her body was not eye-catching enough, so she immediately changed it out of dissatisfaction.

Xu Tutu said: "Then what are you doing now, you two are going on a date today?"

Xu Miao shook her head, rummaged through her clothes and said, "I'm going to learn relief sculpture today, and I'm almost halfway through it. I'm sure I can finish it before Shuo Shuo's birthday, but I found a person with ulterior motives who pretended that I didn't You know, I'm going to compare him and make him mad!"

Without Tutu asking, Xu Miao babbled all about meeting Leng Shu.After that accidental encounter, Xu Miao didn't think much about it. This city is only so big, and it's not uncommon to meet someone by chance.But after that time, Xu Miao would meet Leng Shu in the embossing shop every three days, and Leng Shu would try to find topics to chat with him.

Xu Miao is a bit silly and sweet, but that is to his good friends and loved ones who are not fortified. He has never been silly and sweet to strangers, especially the one who had an affair with his family Shuoshuo cold comfort.

At first Xu Miao approached him calmly, wanting to see what he wanted to do, but later found that Leng Shu always asked him about his boyfriend, intentionally or unintentionally, who is his boyfriend, Shuo Shuo, That Leng Shu must have known about it, so he turned a corner and asked him about it.

Discovering Leng Shu's intentions, Xu Miao almost suffocated. God knows how much he wants to complain to Shuo Shuo, but he can't let Shuo Shuo know about his learning relief sculpture now. Ye Li is dedicated to his career, so how can he have time to talk to him? Chatting, some time ago, Tutu was also caught in a family harmony turmoil, and there was no time for that, even Meier went to practice in the deep mountains and old forests, now that Tutu rarely has time, Xu Miao naturally complained about it.

After a general understanding of the whole story, Xu Tutu said: "So today you are going to dress up as the brightest kid on the street and diss him to death?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again: "Ang!" But soon began to struggle again: "He also asked me to see the relief, I was too lazy to agree, but after thinking about it, I was idle anyway, so I agreed, Tutu , what do you think I should wear?"

Xu Tutu leaned on the sofa in the closet, and touched his furry chin: "You said that Leng Shu is quite down and out?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Anyway, there is a depressed and gloomy aura on my body, it must be not doing well."

Xu Tutu said: "Then wear the most expensive ones! Anyway, your face looks good in anything, and you can't go wrong with the most expensive clothes and the most expensive equipment!"

In terms of luxury goods, Yan Shuo actually doesn’t have much. Yan Shuo didn’t have much demand for these things at first. The clothes and accessories are good enough. It’s enough to compare the top with the deficiency and the bottom with more than enough. Later, Xu Miao learned one hundred and eight tricks from netizens. When it comes to fancy chasing skills, one trick is to buy, buy, buy, and few girlfriends can resist the temptation of a boyfriend to buy, buy, buy for her. During that time, Xu Miao even used her own small treasury, from head to toe He didn't want the best but the most expensive, but the waves with great effort were endless, until after he bought a pair of sky-high priced watches, he was severely educated by Yan Shuo and blocked his small coffers Only then did this extravagance fade away.

So he really has this equipment!

Leng Shu stood at the entrance of the exhibition hall for a long time before he saw Yan Meng get off the taxi. Even though he had seen that face many times, every time he saw it, he felt suffocated, suffocated with envy.Maybe it's because he wants to see the exhibition. Today's Yan Meng is even more dazzling than what he saw in the embossing shop. Everywhere he goes, there is a [-]% return rate, even the rabbit he is holding They all seem to be better looking than other people's rabbits.

Leng Shu even saw the black dial on Yan Meng's wrist at a glance. On his wrist that was so white that it seemed to be able to glow, the collision of black and white was simply reflected to the extreme. They all seem to have a noble and glamorous look.

Xu Miao walked to Leng Shu's side and smiled at him: "There is a traffic jam on the road, sorry for being late."

It's okay not to smile, but a few gasps sounded next to the smile, Leng Shu suppressed the jealousy in his heart, and smiled back: "Why didn't you drive by yourself?"

Xu Miao rubbed the rabbit fur in her arms: "I don't have a driver's license, Shuo Shuo, oh, my boyfriend won't let me take the driver's license test, saying he's afraid I'll be unsafe to drive. Originally, he said he would send me here today, but here It's not in the same direction as where he works, so it's fine if you don't want him to be too tired to drive, and it's convenient to take a car now."

Leng Shu glanced at him and smiled, as if joking, "I thought your family had a driver."

Xu Miao looked at him strangely: "Wouldn't it be nice to enjoy the two-person world with my dear? Wouldn't it be happier to ask my boyfriend to pick me up when I come and go? If I have a boyfriend, what do I need a driver for?"

Leng Shu said: "I heard you said that your boyfriend seems to be very busy."

Xu Miao immediately looked proud: "No matter how busy I am, it doesn't matter to me. Naturally, I should be put first."

Leng Shu immediately didn't want to talk to him anymore, took the ticket and walked to the gate with him, glanced at the rabbit in his arms on the way, and couldn't help but said: "I don't know if pets are allowed in here."

Xu Miao didn't care and said: "If you don't let them in, you will lose a customer. Anyway, there is no loss for me."

Facts have proved that as long as a person's aura is strong enough and his equipment is bright enough, there is nothing wrong with certain things. For example, the security guard standing at the door glanced at the rabbit in his arms several times, but still didn't say anything about not letting it in. .

Little did he know that Xu Miao was gasping for breath and speaking to Tutu: "I was so scared to death, I thought I wouldn't let in. If I was stopped outside, it would be so embarrassing!"

Tutu took a look at him, and snorted softly: "What are you talking about, hold your head up and take it out to make me unhappy, so I will buy the momentum of playing around here. You are here to diss Xiaosan, not to make Xiaosan Diss!"

Xu Miao subconsciously said: "He doesn't want to be with us." At most, he was a little scheming.

Xu Tutu said: "There is no San now, but San is on his way, you have to compare him to the dust, and make him feel ashamed when he sees you in the future!"