My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo, who had just come out of the shower, didn't see Mengmeng at home, thinking that he went downstairs to find Tutu to play with, but looking at the time, it was still early, so Yan Shuo gave up the urge to go down to find someone, and waited for him Have enough fun and come up by yourself.

After reading the file for a while, Yan Shuo found that there was no one around him in the familiar environment, and he couldn't concentrate, so he closed the file and went to the living room, intending to watch TV for a while. Not long after he turned on the TV, he heard a small crack on the balcony. At first Yan Shuo didn't pay attention to the sound of stones hitting glass, but after several times in succession, Yan Shuo frowned and got up. He lives on a high floor, so it's not like a bird came over with a stone in its mouth and smashed it.

As soon as Yan Shuo pushed the balcony door open, his head suddenly buzzed, his face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "Mengmeng! What are you doing!"

It turned out that it wasn't a bird that smashed the glass, but his cat. At this moment, his cat was climbing on the balcony, and the whole person was standing outside. What's more, this guy had a cat in his mouth. Rose.

Xu Miao leaned on the balcony guardrail with one hand, and handed the rose she was holding in her mouth to Yan Shuo with the other hand: "Honey, this is my good night to you, do you like it?"

Yan Shuo stepped forward with almost limp hands and feet, and pulled the person whose whole body was hanging outside the balcony, "Do you know that this is very dangerous! What if you fall down! This is the seventeenth floor!"

Xu Miao thought that what she got would be a loving hug from the excrement officer, but she didn't expect to be scolded head-on, so she couldn't help being wronged and defended in a low voice: "I'm a demon, this is only the seventeenth floor, 27 I'll be fine if I fall down."

When Yan Shuo saw him standing outside the balcony holding on to the guardrail, how could he remember whether he was a demon? When he thought that Mengmeng's hand would slip and fall, Yan Shuo was so frightened that his heart almost panicked. The guy who was still whispering was pulled into the room.

Looking at the aggrieved little eyes, Yan Shuo's rationality that had just been scared away gradually returned, and he suddenly felt like he wanted to preach but had nowhere to say it.

Before he could open his mouth, Xu Miao, who had a strong desire to survive, took his hand and said, "Shuo Shuo, don't be angry, I won't climb the balcony in the future." Why did he forget that human beings are very fragile, he and the rabbit Rabbit sometimes gets used to climbing up and down like this for convenience and not going through the main entrance, but in the end it ignores the fragile little heart of human beings. Seeing that Shuoshuo was frightened by him, his face turned pale.

Yan Shuo looked at the rose that was still held by Xu Miao, annoyed and funny: "Who did you learn to give roses in this way?"

The very loyal Xu Miao is determined not to betray his friend: "I learned it by watching videos." But he can't lie either, so half the words are enough.

Needless to say, Yan Shuo also knows that apart from being instigated by a few other monsters, there is no second possibility at all, just Mengmeng himself, I am afraid that he will only cling to himself every day, and there is no romance.

Yan Shuo sat directly on the sofa: "Yesterday I reserved a dinner, and today I climbed the wall to give roses. Tell me, what are you going to do tomorrow?"

Like a little daughter-in-law, Xu Miao stood next to Yan Shuo with her head bowed and listening to the training. She honestly explained the schedule for tomorrow: "Prepare for a hearty lunch."

Yan Shuo: "What about the day after tomorrow?"

Xu Miao: "I ordered nine hundred and ninety-nine roses to be sent the day after tomorrow."

Yan Shuo couldn't help rubbing his head: "What about the day after tomorrow?"

Xu Miao shook his head: "I haven't planned yet." In fact, there are several plans, but he hasn't decided which one to choose.

Yan Shuo pulled him to sit next to him: "Dating love doesn't mean being romantic every day, life is daily necessities, and it's about being with each other. Look at how long you haven't sat next to me for the sake of being romantic these days. gone?"

Xu Miao thought for a while, and it seemed that it had been a long time. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the bright red rose still stained with water droplets on the coffee table, and said, "Don't you like this?" Didn't everyone say that human beings just like romance? He saw it a lot. The reason why girlfriends dump boyfriends on forums is that they are not romantic enough.

His soul was almost scared away, how could he like this kind of romance.

Looking at those ignorant eyes, Yan Shuo couldn't help but feel a little tired. This is a child who doesn't know much about the world: "There is a saying that too much is too much. Romance is actually a sense of form in life. For example, we The anniversary of dating, this kind of anniversary is very worthy of being romantic, such as various human holidays, which can also be romantic, but besides these, it is more about life, understand?"

Xu Miao nodded, understanding a little bit, but not quite understanding, but he knew now that Shuo Shuo didn't like this kind of daily romance, and the romance he liked was when it was meaningful.

When Xu Miao lowered his head to think, Yan Shuo stretched out his arms to embrace him, raised his chin with one hand and kissed him lightly: "You don't have to deliberately think about it to make me happy, as long as you stay with me in peace, For me, that’s what makes me happiest.”

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo and blinked his eyes, then hugged Yan Shuo's waist tightly with both hands, and put his head in his arms and rubbed against each other: "Shuo Shuo, you are so kind."

Yan Shuo hugged the fragrant and soft person in his arms, and smiled slightly with his eyes down. The best thing was obviously the little fairy in his arms.

Although the love strategy was temporarily stopped by Yan Shuo, Xu Miao still did not give up the strategy. At least he had to read and study the things edited by Xu Tutu. Human beings have many festivals every year, and those strategy plans come in turn. Not enough at all.

But before he could make a schedule for the romantic ways of various festivals, he discovered a more serious problem, that is, the people in Shuo Shuo's office didn't even know they were in a relationship!

Xu Miao, who was educated by Yan Shuo, finally showed up after not seeing anyone for a whole day, and returned to the previous state of going in and out with Yan Shuo. In view of his invincible appearance in the universe, those in the office The little brothers and sisters love him all kinds of things regardless of gender, and they always prepare a lot of snacks to feed him.

On this day, as usual, he was sitting in the living room on the first floor of the villa watching TV with an ice cream fed by a young lady. Another young lady and the financial aunt came up to him and asked him if they were in a relationship.

Just as Xu Miao was about to nod and say yes, she was in love with him, the young lady touched her chin and said in a detective tone: "Mr. Yan can be described as like a spring breeze these days. The picture is obviously technically wrong, and Yan Shuo didn’t say anything and asked me to change it myself. If I changed it before, the questioning eyes would make my legs tremble. I really want to see who is the person who melted this iceberg. .”

Just as Xu Miao was about to say that it was me, the financial aunt asked again: "Mengmeng, you are with Mr. Yan all day long, you should have met Mr. Yan's girlfriend, right? What does it look like?"

Xu Miao quickly corrected: "It's a boyfriend." He is a husband, so how could he be a girlfriend.

The young lady and the financial aunt were obviously stunned, and then they suddenly realized, and the young lady knocked herself on the head: "Look at me, I have been with Boss Yan for a long time, and I forgot that Boss Yan likes you." Men, so have you seen Mengmeng? A man who can conquer the boss must be very special!"

Yan Shuo, who had been listening to it for an unknown amount of time, suddenly said, "What are you talking about, come up Mengmeng."

Xu meowed, and ran upstairs with the ice cream in her arms. The young lady who was caught by the boss stuck her tongue out at the financial aunt, and ran back to her room in a hurry.

After returning to Yan Shuo's office, Xu Miao pouted and said, "So they didn't know we were in a relationship. I thought they knew."

Yan Shuo smiled and said, "Do they know what is the relationship?"

Xu Miao sat down on Yan Shuo's lap, hugged his neck and said, "But I want everyone in the world to know that we are in a relationship!"

Yan Shuo pinched his nose: "Don't think about the whole world, you are not a world star, who pays attention to you is a small passerby, well, go and play by yourself, eat less ice cream."

Xu Miao protested softly as she walked towards the small room: "I'm called a monster, it doesn't matter if I eat as much ice cream as a football field."

Yan Shuo shook his head, there are always so many reasons to be a foodie.

Xu Miao felt that it was not enough to just say nothing, or dryly say that he was the one who fell in love with Yan Shuo, so he started a topic discussion in the group, and finally came to the result, giving wedding candy, he and Shuo Shuo If you don’t even give candies when you’re in a relationship, then just start giving them from the staff in Shuoshuo’s office.

Yu Yan, who was filming far away, also reminded thoughtfully that this is a wedding candy for the employees of his shit-shoveling officer. He bought a type of chocolate, but he couldn't buy it in China, so he had to find someone to buy it from abroad. When he arrived, he added a sentence, giving him two more boxes, because he loves this kind of chocolate.

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes directly in the group: "I think you are just doing public affairs for personal gain."

Yu Yan sent out a hey hey emoji: "It's really delicious, I won't lie to you, it's just a bit too expensive."

Ye Li, who was obsessed with work, suddenly popped up and posted a head-touching emoji: "When I make money, I'll buy you as much food as you want, don't bully the kids."

Yu Yan immediately responded with a cute nodding emoji.

In view of the successful case of Yu Yan finding someone to take him to do styling last time, Xu Miao still believed in Yan, so following the person Yu Yan introduced to him, he ordered from abroad an amount that would almost fill a small container , smacking Yu Yan's tongue as he looked at it, he was so rich that it made people think of lemons.

After Xu Miao ordered the chocolates, she was waiting to be transported from abroad. Every day when Yan Shuo's employees made insinuations or asked directly, Xu Miao held back and thought about giving them a big surprise when the time came.But what he didn't expect was that when he was preparing for a surprise, Yan Shuo directly broke the trick for him.