The ex-boyfriend I slagged was the king of ghosts

Meng Qinglang stared at Xiaoyugan for a while, couldn't bear it, and searched around, but found nothing.

The scary ghost seemed to have found its target, fluttering and flying towards passers-by with a single foot behind it.

It was the time when the sun was strongest at noon in summer. People walked close to the shade of the trees, and so did ghosts. The scary ghost stared blankly at the girl in the red dress in front of her, grinning grinningly, and slowly clung to her shoulders.

There were not many people on the street, Meng Qinglang hid behind a tree and put on a red dress, caught up with the woman in the red dress and patted her on the shoulder.

The girl in the red skirt turned her head in doubt, and saw Meng Qinglang screamed in fright and took three steps back. The scary ghost was torn off just like that, and the whole ghost was trembling until it was transparent.

Meng Qinglang looked down at his attire. Although he was dressed a little out of the mainstream, he didn't have a hellish expression on his face, was it so ugly?

The girl in the red skirt looked at Meng Qinglang in shock, and then looked around. It was broad daylight, and she got a little more courageous, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, a leaf fell off your shoulder."

The sound that entered her ears was too clear, as if it came from her mouth, and seemed to pour into her ears from all directions, which made the girl in the red skirt get goose bumps all over her body. For some reason, the words "death-killing ghost" always appeared in her mind. She hurriedly said "crazy" and then accelerated her pace and rushed out of the shade of the tree towards the embrace of the scorching sun.

Seeing her walking away, Meng Qinglang took out the small dried fish, put Gui Fang on the ground and stepped on his leg, freed his hands to unscrew the capsule and was about to sprinkle it on top.

The scary ghost folded its body at a twisted angle, lost its eyeballs, hugged Meng Qinglang's calf with both hands, and cried, "My lord, please spare me! I just frightened people, I didn't do anything else bad, I don't want to be reincarnated yet!"

"Oh, that's right." Meng Qinglang unscrewed the capsule.

"No, don't!" The scary ghost's eyes widened, and the dark void was full of fear, "My... my lord, I confess! I... I scared an old man to have a heart attack, but he went to the hospital and healed. , I... I was so scared that a woman broke up with her boyfriend, but his boyfriend is a scumbag, in a sense, I have done a good thing!"

Meng Qinglang glanced at him.

The scary ghost immediately wilted: "Well, sure enough, I can't hide it from the adults. I blow a cold wind in the middle of the night and turned a child's cold into pneumonia, but I didn't inhale human yang energy, and I didn't disturb the order of the world. It's just scary for such a small person. Hobbies... woo..."

Sounds like a really idle, crazy and useless ghost.

In response to the ghost crying, a gust of wind blew up under the shade of the tree, blowing the corners of Meng Qinglang's clothes, making it very cool. If you caught a few ghosts at home and left them alone, you wouldn't need to turn on the air conditioner in summer.

Meng Qinglang was so hot that he couldn't sleep recently, and suddenly his heart moved.

Meng Qinglang clicked on his explanation, the cause of death was a car accident during a prank on the street.During his lifetime, he liked to shoot videos of passers-by being pranked on the street.

Meng Qinglang hated this kind of person, but it really wasn't a big evil.

Seeing that Meng Qinglang stopped moving, the scary ghost hugged his calf tightly and began to show his loyalty: "My lord, as long as you let me go, I will obey you. I..." The scary ghost rolled his eyes on the grass. Turning around, "I can be your ghost servant, I can squeeze your shoulders, beat your legs, put on clothes and fold your quilt!"

[My dear, I received a request for "loyalty" to be a low-level ghost servant, do you accept it? (Ghost servant's explanation: Not included in the list of ghost envoys, the number is not limited, the maximum can be a third-level ghost, and can be exiled at any time.)]

This system seems to be poked and moved. There was no introduction in this regard at all before, but now there is a "Ghost Envoy" logo on the interface, which is gray and cannot be opened.

Meng Qinglang asked the scary ghost: "Can you take things from Yangjian?"

The scary ghost immediately replied: "Yes, as long as the adults give it, I can take it."

Summer is still a long time away, and it would be nice to have a luggage-carrying quest everywhere. As for the merit point system, it would be fine to replace it with a ghost who has only done serious evil. Meng Qinglang put away the capsule and clicked accept.

Meng Qinglang didn't feel anything, but the scary ghost's breath suddenly rose, and he screamed excitedly.

Meng Qinglang was blown a little cold: "Shut up."

The wind stopped, the shouting stopped, the scary ghost grabbed his eyeballs and feet and put them back, bent over [-] degrees and asked softly in a doggy tone: "My lord, please tell me."

On this day, the ghost circle exploded again.

"I heard that Master Meng has received a ghost?"

"I know, it's that scary ghost on Shore Street."

"Heh, I don't even have one-tenth of the ghost power of this old man, yet I dare to pretend to be Master Meng's ghost?!"

"At least he is a modern ghost, and he doesn't talk so much."

"I've always looked down on us Late Qing ghosts, do you want to lose your soul!"

"No, I don't have a map cannon. I just don't like you. After so many years of death, I have this little ghost power. I have the face to say, you and I really don't know who is out of their wits when we fight."

"Okay, Master Meng found out about the real fight, and you both hang up."

"What do you think Master Meng thinks? Take a useless ghost."

"Master Meng has always done things casually. I heard that there used to be a high-level ghost envoy who was a third-level ghost."

"Oh, my envious old man!"

"I saw that Master Meng's previous ghost envoys are gone, do you think it's inconvenient, so I took in a ghost?"

"Probably."

"Then shall we..."

"Forget it, I don't dare, don't make a fool of yourself and be sent to reincarnation."

"Does any of you know scary ghosts, go and find out?"

"What about the head-holding ghost? Don't they often scare people together?"

"The head of the head-holding ghost fell into the river and washed away, and he is picking it up."

"Tsk, I can't even call back my head. I have been dead for 20 years in vain."

Meng Qinglang didn't have anything to say. He took off his red clothes and walked towards the community. Time was running out. He was going to finish the first recommended task first.

The scary ghost floated behind him, glanced at Meng Qinglang, his eyes were slightly red, and hurriedly shook his head to get rid of any thoughts he shouldn't have. Even if Mr. Meng's yang energy is weak and his characters are light, it's not something a ghost like him can covet. What's more, he is already a ghost servant, and he will fall into purgatory forever if he bites his master back. After all, the hell is gone, so is there still purgatory?

Meng Qinglang noticed something strange coming from the scary ghost, and glanced back at him: "Blowing air."

"what did you say?"

Meng Qinglang pointed to the sun: "Aren't you good at cooling?"

Although the Scary Ghost has no skills, he had an advantage in his life. He had a quick brain and immediately understood his function - a walking air conditioner.

He said how Master Meng accepted him. It turned out that he was too lazy to use his divine power to keep his body temperature.

"Are you satisfied with this?"

There was no wind, but the whole body was cool. Meng Qinglang was very satisfied. He clicked on the interface of the ghost envoy and looked at it. Only the column of ghost servants could be clicked on. The first grid was marked with the miniature of a scary ghost. Options: Summon, Banish, Cast into Purgatory.

Purgatory is what he thinks?

Meng Qinglang was curious about what made a ghost unwilling to reincarnate despite taking huge risks. He asked the scary ghost: "Why is it that you are unwilling to reincarnate even if you are a ghost servant?"

The scary ghost concentrated on cooling down, but he didn't expect Mrs. Meng to chat with him. He was taken aback for a moment before replying: "This subordinate has a five-year-old daughter. This subordinate loved to play during his lifetime, and he often traveled on business, so he only stayed with her once. On her birthday, I just want to see her again before reincarnation, and the reincarnation papers of my subordinates didn’t write down what to do in the next life, so it’s okay to be a human being, but to be a pig... so I’m a little scared.”

"Then why don't you go to her directly, what are you scaring people for?"

"My lord has never died, so I don't know. I heard that there are too many ghosts now. In order to prevent ghosts from disturbing the order of the world, the memory of ghosts will blur the specific information after death."

"Oh, that's it." Meng Qinglang has read some ghost stories. The scary ones are ghosts taking revenge, and the warmer ones are ghosts making up for their regrets in life and "becoming a Buddha". This is the first time I've heard that ghosts don't remember things. There are more and more ghosts reincarnated.

Soon after arriving in the community, Meng Qinglang opened the door, but the key couldn't go in. He was hesitant to kick the door, Zhang Li had already opened the door for him, and threw him a key: "This door is expensive, if you break it again You don't have to come in either!"

Meng Qingbin sat on the sofa with his head drooping, seeing him coming back as if he saw a savior, and hurriedly asked: "How many exams have you taken?"

Meng Qinglang answered casually and went back to the room. Meng Qingbin's voice sounded in the living room: "Mom, look, I'm two points higher than him!"

Zhang Li's "slap" is just a slap: "Who will you compare with? If he begs for food in the future, you will also beg for food?"

Meng Qinglang glanced at his room, frowning, the quilt on the bed was messed up, the books on the table were crookedly piled up, and the boxes under the bed were also messed up.

Meng Qinglang pushed open the door and walked to the living room: "Who moved my things?"

After Zhang Ligang tried her best to persuade Meng Qingbin to repeat the reading, her eyes slightly averted: "It's like a doghouse, why are you crazy about cleaning up for you?"

Meng Qinglang noticed a slight fishy sweetness in his mouth, swallowed it back, and said indifferently: "The real estate certificate is not in my house, don't look around."

Zhang Li waited for him to enter the house and began to scold him as a "white-eyed wolf" and "not knowing what is good or bad".

Meng Qinglang was packing his things in the room, turning a deaf ear, the scary ghost floated beside him, his eyes rolled, Mr. Meng obviously didn't like those two mortals, but he didn't use divine power to drive them away, and the anger on Mr. Meng's body was much weaker in an instant, maybe now Master Meng is not as powerful as in the legend, and seems to be... dying?

I don't know if things like purgatory are still there, but Master Meng's godhead is still there. It is impossible for any ghost to refuse the temptation to become a god, as long as it eats it...

Meng Qinglang turned to look at the scary ghost: "What are you thinking?"

The scary ghost was so frightened that he became transparent for a moment, and turned his eyes to squeeze out a flattering smile: "This subordinate is thinking, if your lord doesn't like those two people, this subordinate can help you drive them away. To tell you the truth, this subordinate will I am an old hand at this, there are no fewer than ten families who are so frightened that they move, and there are also people who are so frightened that they will never live in a house with a roof.”

The author has something to say: Thank you "Zhao Liu" for the nutrient solution~