The ex-boyfriend I slagged was the king of ghosts

"On August 8th, the new 'gourmet' victim in our city was confirmed dead in the early hours of this morning. The cause of death was cardiac arrest..."

"Name."

"Liu Qiang."

"Liu Binshi."

On the fourth floor of a certain building in City H, the decoration is simple and modern, with a few carved chairs and two tables. Meng Qinglang is sitting upright at the main seat, with his beard shaved off, revealing his heroic appearance. The red clothes were embroidered with black moiré patterns, and a set of black innerwear was worn inside, which looked a bit strange and a bit majestic. The head-holding ghost and the scary ghost, one fat and one thin, stood beside him holding steel forks.

Standing in front of the table were two ghosts, like conjoined twins, with half of their bodies entangled, standing slightly bent over with their heads down.

He Yanzhou was still dressed in the blue scholar's attire. He stood behind the side table and opened the book of life and death. The elegant and handsome black handwriting fell down little by little, and a golden light flashed in. The dates of life and death of the two gradually emerged.

"Liu Qiang, died on August 8, right?"

"Yes, my lord."

"Liu Binshi, died on April 4, ten years ago, right?"

"Yes, my lord."

He Yanzhou picked up another brush and drew a circle on their names: "Okay, reincarnation is approved."

"My lord, I don't agree!"

Meng Qinglang raised his head slowly, looking at Liu Qiang with his dark eyes.

Liu Qiang quickly lowered his head, hesitated, and complained in a low voice: "My lord, this Liu Bin actually fucked me, did all the bad things, and melted my soul. Why should I be brothers with him in the next life?!"

He Yanzhou took out the "Contemporary Silk" and looked at it and said: "Theft, robbery, violence, your soul has not escaped, so you also have a part in the debt of this life."

Liu Qiang became emotional and couldn't turn his body, so he had to turn his head [-] degrees to look at He Yanzhou: "I don't know anything! Why should I be punished?!"

"If you really want to punish you, according to the law, you have been a pan of oil and a mountain of knives last time," He Yanzhou tapped the void, and a mountain of knives appeared at the feet of the two ghosts out of thin air. The two ghosts screamed and fled in a hurry, but because their bodies were connected The center of gravity was unstable and fell forward, and he was about to be stuck on the knife.

"Ah!" Liu Qiang yelled, and only realized when his hand touched the ground that it was just a phantom.

Daoshan gradually disappeared, He Yanzhou closed the present book: "Only after paying off your sins can you be reincarnated. It will take decades. Master Meng is merciful and thinks you are a victim, so you are allowed to be reincarnated."

Liu Qiang's ghost was erratic, obviously he hadn't calmed down yet, but after thinking about it, he felt aggrieved, so he dared to whisper: "Then why should he be reincarnated?"

Liu Binshi looked vigilant, and gave Liu Qiang a vicious look. When he noticed Meng Qinglang's gaze on him, his shadow faded away, and he hurriedly lowered his head to cover it up.

"The two of you have the same horoscope and innate destiny, so that your souls are fused together. If you forcibly separate them, you will be congenitally disabled in the next life. Are you willing?"

Become disabled...Of course I don't want to, Liu Qiang pursed his lips, his face was displeased, but he didn't dare to speak, he just muttered: "If you didn't kill me, I would live a good life."

He Yanzhou slammed the table down: "The two of you have become alien souls, if the lord hadn't rescued them in time, after a long time, the two of you will become evil spirits after death, forget it if you don't thank the lord, how dare you speak nonsense here? "

Liu Qiang was terrified: "I... I didn't mean that, I... thank you for saving my life, I just... I'm not reconciled, didn't you say that good and evil are rewarded, why can the ghost who hurt me be fine, and still be my brother? "

He Yanzhou took out the "Book of Future Life" and wrote a few words on it: "Although you are twins, Liu Binshi's luck will be transferred to you. Are you satisfied with the blessings of being a twin?"

Liu Qiang's eyes lit up: "My lord is saying that he will be unlucky and I will be lucky in the next life?"

He Yanzhou nodded: "It probably means that."

"Satisfied, very satisfied!"

Liu Binshi immediately poked his neck and shouted: "My lord, I choose disability!" He had a bad life in his previous life, so he found Liu Qiang after his miserable death. Luck is the most important thing. As long as he has a good pregnancy, what is disability? !

He Yanzhou didn't see the slightest impatience, and explained: "If you choose to separate by force and hurt Liu Qiang, you will be charged with another crime. You can go to Niejing Hell for a hundred years before you can reincarnate, how about it?"

Liu Binshi's face immediately turned pale: "I...I choose reincarnation..."

Meng Qinglang threw them two tokens, and the two ghosts gradually faded away, finally turning into a burst of fireworks.

He Yanzhou put away the two books and one bamboo silk, and sighed: "Finally, I've fooled it again."

Meng Qinglang lit a cigarette: "I feel sorry for the family they reincarnated into."

"My lord, it is said that good and evil will be rewarded in the end. Now such good people are sent to be reincarnated. People like Liu Binshi are reincarnated. It is too unfair. Should we build a prison first?"

The two ghosts were successfully reincarnated, and the total merit of one hundred points credited to the account finally rose to [-] points. Meng Qinglang's eyes lit up, he clicked on the system mall, and clicked to buy.

[Confirm the purchase of time-limited goods - system funds 1000w?Spend merit x10000]

confirm!

[Purchased successfully, the current system funds are 100. 】

Meng Qinglang slapped the table excitedly and stood up: "No, let's buy a house first!"

He has been keeping an eye on the transaction price of the courtyard house in City B. The money is more than enough to buy a small courtyard house that the system is optimistic about.

The basic functions of the system in the past three years are still the same, but there are more things in the store, such as random products that change every day, and "secret recipes" for fighting character.

After drawing recipes like scrambled eggs with tomatoes a few times, he finally burst out of character and pulled out the "Meng Po Soup Cooking Manual". The system opened a material exchange system for this. For God's sake it's much cheaper to replace a capsule.

"My lord, it's time to go to school to report this year."

"No rush, just arrive before September [-]st, let's... go back to City Y to do a mission."

The new task released by the system, saving a fifth-level ghost is no pressure for Meng Qinglang today, but the system defines the task as A+ level, and the task reward is a mirror that sells for 10000 energy in the mall. That's fun.

Meng Qinglang returned the office that had only been rented for two months, and took He Yanzhou on the train bound for Y city.

"Captain Xi, that kid is out of the province."

The search team office is in a meeting.

"Captain Xi, about Liu Qiang...that kid just went there to ask for directions, and the hotel owner saw him go far with his own eyes."

Captain Xi tapped his finger on the table: "Don't you find it suspicious? Since we locked him, why is he present every time something happens, but it has nothing to do with him?"

"Maybe... a coincidence? The evidence is here, and there are surveillance videos."

Captain Xi frowned: "Let's just keep an eye on it."

Beep—the phone rang, Captain Xi looked at the phone, and immediately laughed out of the corners of his eyes.

The team members next to him joked: "It's our captain's superstar son again."

"Hey." Captain Xi pointed to the phone, "It's rare for a busy man, brothers, I'll answer it first."

The author has something to say: I’m not in a good state today, so that’s all _(:з」∠)_