The ex-boyfriend I slagged was the king of ghosts

Meng Qinglang stood two steps away and looked at him.

"Zhizhi——" the two eyeballs tugged at the body, forming a long light green line, making a strange sound like a body made of water bubbles. Seeing that it was so thin that it was about to break, they couldn't be pulled out. The eyeballs rolled wildly and finally locked on to Meng. Qinglang.

Meng Qinglang saw the prayer in it. He wiped his hands, turned around and walked out of the bathroom, and came back with a pair of scissors. If the faucet he turned off had an effect on ghosts, then the scissors he used...

"Don't, don't!" The green water ghost's round eyes dripped into a pool of green water, "My lord, I am here to reincarnate obediently!"

The scissors that Meng Qinglang put on the water outlet stopped.

"You want to be reincarnated?" Meng Qinglang thought that none of the existing ghosts wanted to be reincarnated, but he didn't expect there to be so many exceptions.

"Yes, yes! Xiaosheng failed the exam in Beijing, and because he was ashamed of his parents, he threw himself into the river for a while. It has been 300 years, and he has not found a scapegoat, so he failed to get the reincarnation order. Hearing the ghosts of the new ghost alliance, sir I can send ghosts to be reincarnated, so I came here to bother you, I wonder if my lord will allow me to be reincarnated?" The green water ghost looked at Meng Qinglang expectantly after speaking.

"No." Meng Qinglang replied decisively. He only had one capsule left to save his life by doing missions. The discount period for newbies in the store has passed, and the price of Meng Po Soup Powder Capsules has been restored to 100 energy points. He has to travel to three Only when I died a few months ago can I buy one.

The green water ghost went limp and fell into the bottom of the water. The water in the pool was still blood-red. He begged for a while, "Can you turn on the water pipe? Xiaosheng has an appointment with the jellyfish to go outing in the coral forest tonight."

"..." Meng Qinglang suddenly felt sorry for him, but, "Jellyfish don't have brains, so they can't remember."

The water in the pool suddenly came out: "There is Xiaosheng, just remember Xiaosheng, just treat her as having Alzheimers, and of course bear the burden as a man."

Meng Qinglang looked at the small fountains gushing out of his eyes, and for a moment didn't know what to say. After thinking about it, he tried his best to remind: "Are you sure the one you're dating is a female?"

"Xiaosheng... I don't even know if I see the same jellyfish every day..." Green Water Ghost's voice suddenly became excited, "But... as a giant jellyfish with strange colors, she and her family actually allow Xiaosheng to live together , Xiaosheng...so touched!"

"..."

A layer of pink slowly appeared on the surface of the green water ghost. Because of the excitement, the water in the body began to roll out layers of small waves, like a snot that was stained with blood after a bacterial cold and slowly flowing. The outside is pink and the inside is green.

Sometimes, Meng Qinglang felt uncomfortable because of his unstoppable brain holes, and he changed his mind instantly: "Are you sure you want to reincarnate?"

"grown ups?!"

"Why should I help you?"

"Adults and young students can buckle their eyeballs for you!"

"..." The corners of Meng Qinglang's eyes twitched, "You can keep it for yourself and play pinball."

Meng Qinglang clicked on the ghost servant interface of the system, clicked on the space next to the head-holding ghost, and asked the system in his mind: "Can you accept new ghost servants?"

[Dear, lack of energy, too much ghost servants will consume more energy, to ensure the survival of the dear, the system has automatically limited to 2/unlimited, here I suggest you actively do tasks to catch ghosts and increase your level. 】

A red circle appeared in the upper left corner of the system, with a big "1" in it. Meng Qinglang hadn't noticed it all the time. So he also has a rank?Still the lowest level...

"Then is there any way to ensure that he won't hurt me?"

[Inquiring... Dear, it has been detected that you have not opened the ghost envoy panel. You can open the ghost envoy position (non-recruitment) x100 by consuming 1 faith points, and open the ghost envoy panel~ Is it open? 】

"Turn on."

[Darling, please read the "Regulations on the Use of Ghost Envoy Positions" in detail, emphasizing: Ghost Envoys are members of the staff, and they need to be paid monthly according to their level of contribution. The minimum salary is energy x1, merit value x5, are you sure to open it? 】

"..." Suddenly becoming the boss, Meng Qinglang had a stingy mental attack and asked the green water ghost, "What role do you have?"

"What... what?"

"Part-time job, reincarnation."

The green water ghost's body turned red all of a sudden, and Meng Qinglang looked at him vigilantly.

"Small... Xiaosheng is not talented, and he also won a talent back then. I dare not say that he is proficient in everything, but he still has some insights. He has a rough grasp of rhythm, and his calligraphy was sold for a little price back then."

Meng Qinglang lowered his guard against him by half, looked at half of his face squeezed out of the water pipe, and relaxed slightly: "Say something useful."

"There are... useful..."

"What abilities do you have as a ghost? Can you fight? Can you resist beating? Can you transform? Do you have special abilities?"

"Xiaosheng has never met an opponent in the water!"

"That is, the jellyfish is indeed not as powerful as you."

"Little...Xiaosheng...it's very easy to raise, just give it to saliva, it's really not good...It's very space-saving to put it in the sun, spray some water, otherwise, you can cut off Xiaosheng and take it with you, and poke Xiaosheng if you need it. Where there is water, niches can get in everywhere.”

Meng Qinglang couldn't bear to listen any longer, and turned it on. The green water ghost only heard a sound in his head, a solemn and menacing voice——

[Today, water ghost 3254xxxxxx2356 is the thousandth and 370th five ghost messengers of Mengshen, never? 】

Meng Qinglang watched helplessly as the green water ghost turned deep red, so rich that it was almost black.

"from!!!"

[Darling, congratulations on getting the first ghost envoy, the salary of the reward month will be paid for free. 】

Meng Qinglang clicked on his information, which was obviously much more detailed than that of Baotougui, in addition to name and age, cause of death, level of ghost power and so on.

"Your name is He Yanzhou?"

"Xiaosheng..."

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to level five. 】

"..." Meng Qinglang tried hard to recall, what did he do?

"My lord... Thank you, my lord! It turns out...it turns out that Xiaosheng... Xiaosheng's surname is He, his name is Yanzhou, and his surname is Gongming. He is also from Xianghua, Beizhou. Huaren also!! Haha! Xiaosheng’s surname is He, his name is Yanzhou, his name is Gongming, he is from Xianghua, Beizhou, and he lives near the third locust tree in the north of Hejia Village, Liuyuan County, Xianghua, hahaha!”

There was a thunderstorm in the sky, heavy rain fell suddenly, the lights in the bathroom flickered and flickered, and there was a piercing sound, the faucet was turned on with a bang, and the rushing water quickly filled the pool and overflowed, Meng Qinglang couldn't help but backed away step.

The green water ghost flowed out along the water, its green body swelled enormously due to the humidity in the room, its round eyes swelled with a red bloodshot, and with its dark green body, it looked strange and nervous: "Xiaosheng's family has an old mother, two Elder brother, he is married, his family is harmonious, his mother kindly allows me to study, he can read a thousand characters at the age of three, and write poems at the age of five, he is a child prodigy in Liuyuan County!"

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for advancing to level six. 】

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to level seven. 】

……

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to the tenth level. 】

"15-year-old Jieyuan, 20-year-old Huiyuan, 30-year-old... Tried and failed..."

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for advancing to the eleventh level. 】

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to the twelfth level. 】

……

[Di——Congratulations to your ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to the fifteenth level. 】

"At the age of 30, I failed many times... I failed many times... So I threw myself into the river..."

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for advancing to the sixteenth level. 】

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for being promoted to the seventeenth level. 】

……

[Di——Congratulations to my ghost envoy He Yanzhou for advancing to level [-]. 】

"So I threw myself into the river... Mother! My son is not filial!"

Meng Qinglang took another two steps back, glanced at the small "Level 1" in the upper left corner of the system, took out two vials in his pocket, and held them in his hands. There were two ghost servants living in them. He would still consider throwing it out to save his life.

There was another thunderclap in the sky, and the rain became heavier. The water in He Yanzhou's body suddenly began to evaporate, the green color gradually faded, and the whole room was filled with white water vapor, making it foggy.

Meng Qinglang was drenched all over, and quietly moved to the door.

As the fog cleared, a man in a blue book long robe was lying on the edge of the pool sobbing, tears mixed with the pool water, and he suddenly looked up at Meng Qinglang: "My lord, Xiaosheng... can I still see my mother?"

"This one……"

His eyes were filled with tears, and the originally watery eyes had a kind of "I feel sorry for you", Meng Qinglang changed the subject: "Maybe."

He Yanzhou's eyes lit up, he got up and bowed his hands to Meng Qinglang and bowed three times: "Xiaosheng will definitely do his best to help the adults, just want to see my mother again, Xiaosheng is very grateful, if... I can only sigh my life."

It was the first time for Meng Qinglang to see this kind of person. The angle of his bending was just right, which made people feel respectful, and also contained a character that could not be bent down. It should not be underestimated, but it made people trust and even respect.

He is a completely different existence from the head-holding ghost and the scary ghost.

Meng Qinglang didn't speak, but He Yanzhou kept bowing. Meng Qinglang seemed to hear "Master", and suddenly wanted to shout "Your Majesty, please rise" to He Yanzhou, feeling an urge to lead the soldiers into battle.

Embarrassed, he rubbed his hands on his body, raised He Yanzhou's hands lightly like the performance in the costume drama, coughed and pretended to be confident and said: "Please get up."

When he raised his head, only eight words flashed in Meng Qinglang's mind: Damn, he looks as good-looking as Xi Yan!

The author has something to say: Meng Qinglang: Those eight characters are translated into ancient Chinese as "a modest gentleman, gentle and moist like jade", the author is uneducated.

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

3 bottles of Zhaoliu;

wow~