Do you want to eat Amway? [Comprehensive British and American]

Carl was stunned for a moment, surprised that Tony turned around again, his mood brightened immediately, and he replied with a smile: "Because you were smart and good-looking when you were young."

"On the contrary, if I still praise you like this when you grow up, you will definitely think that I like men, or Xiao who has evil intentions misses you or something..." Carl said while thinking of that scene, shaking his head with a laugh .

After all, in the Marvel world, Big Tony thought they were just friends.

Tony's expression was distorted, goosebumps all over his body, and he realized with a green face that things would probably turn out like this without his memory.Even if he doesn't think so, he will make a few casual jokes.

Fortunately, it didn't happen. There is no need for one more embarrassing and shameful thing... Tony felt that his mouth was too unforgiving for the first time, and now he buried himself in the pit!

After gaining the memory just now, Tony was so confused that he couldn't look directly at Carl—his dad?That's why he used the excuse of quietly wanting to feel ashamed and angry for a while.This kind of complicated and entangled feeling that I was stubborn but was slapped in the face by my previous act of acting like a baby, and my fight for favor was destroyed by my later arrogant and vicious tongue!Double superimposed shame crit!

In the end, he was found by Jarvis before he was in a good mood. In order to appease Carl's worry about gain and loss, Tony casually asked a word to express his position, tried to resolve the embarrassment, pretended to be calm and regarded those dark historical memories as non-existent ...

There was silence again in the air.

Carl stood silently on the open space before the stairs, staring at Tony as if expecting to say something, motionless.Tony was sweating on his back as he was watched, and secretly prayed that his father would not bring up any more shameful things.

Come on, you're Tony Stark... say something, say something.

"Ahem, Ka-uh, Dad, do you want to have some fun?" Tony turned the corner in time and asked wisely.At that moment, his mind raced to the consequences of the last time he was called "Carl".Even if he recalled Carl's complicated expression with his life experience at the age of three or forty, he still couldn't tell what was wrong with that expression that was suddenly touched.

"What fun are you looking for?" Karl didn't know what Tony was thinking, and his mood became completely happy. He glanced teasingly at the beautiful girls walking around in the small living room, and asked with a smile, "Join your hobby?"

"No, no, no." Tony quickly denied, and excused himself embarrassingly, "That's... before, I stopped doing that a long time ago. Now I let them come because of the need to hold a party, and the ladies are not here today. The fun I'm talking about is actually..."

Tony looked around, walked to the side to find the corner where the disc player and the stereo were placed, and said something to a few managers, and the other party handed over a microphone.

"Cough—huh?" Tony stood on the high platform, tried the microphone, and the few monosyllables he uttered had already attracted the attention of the guests present, he raised his hand and announced excitedly: "Hey! Anyone playing football?"

"Tony, you've drunk too much!" Colonel Roddy reminded him with a mocking voice, "Why do you suddenly want to play rugby? And there are only eleven of us, and we can't even get the team together."

Rugby is a relatively confrontational activity. They are often tired and sweaty, and they may even get injured. It is not what they play, and it feels strange that they suddenly come to play this game.

"Shouldn't it be enough to divide into two teams? One of them will be the referee first, and everyone can use their own abilities, and they can do whatever they want! As long as the score counts, it doesn't matter whether they are divided into groups or not." Tony shrugged and made the rules in a good manner. .

Carl glanced left and right, the original members and new members of the Avengers were all there, except for the two ladies Black Widow and Scarlet Witch.Those present also included Tony's friend Colonel Roddy, Steve's friend Falcon, and Ultron who sat far away and raised his glass to Carl with a smile.None of them are ordinary people!Everyone uses their abilities to play rugby together? ?

Carl was terrified when he thought about that scene.

So exciting!

"Sounds exciting?" Hawkeye was already excited, and was the first to respond, but he immediately reacted and looked at Ultron, "Can any ability be used? I think all of us can fight against Ultron. almost."

"Yes." Kuaiyin echoed with lingering fear.Their seven-day devil training near Sokovia not long ago was really a group of people who were beaten to death by Ultron alone leading the Iron Legion.

"I only control a steel armor to play." Ultron took the initiative to weaken his own strength, and said in a gentle voice.

"I also think Tony's idea is good." The muscles on Sol's shoulders tensed, showing a happy smile, and he was already eager to try, "But——does anyone tell me how rugby is played?"

Steve, who was sitting next to him, also showed an expression of waiting to listen.

Falcon was clear about this subject, and explained it to them carefully when he turned around.Karl couldn't help taking a few more steps over there, and listened with his ears pricked up, he had never played this before.

"Does ability need to be limited?" Hawkeye asked another question. He touched the quiver at his feet and fell into deep thought. "Then shall I replace it with a rubber arrow?"

"Jarvis, I'll leave it all to you." Tony shook the pot briskly. He scanned the audience and found that everyone was excited and discussed in a low voice after being aroused, and then continued to announce, "Half an hour It's time to prepare, everyone will meet on the roof, and we will fly to my football field!"

After Tony finished speaking, he turned off the microphone and walked off the high platform.Colonel Roddy approached him, lowered his voice in doubt, and asked Tony in a low voice to save face: "When did you buy the football field?"

As Tony's best friend, the two of them can talk on the phone for more than half an hour. Many of Tony's affairs are also cleared from Roddy. Why hasn't he heard about this recently?

"I bought it just now." Tony looked around and answered Rody in a low voice, and couldn't help but glance at Carl again.

Carl tried his best to hold back his laughter, and he regained the familiarity of Tony. It seems that the man with the moustache has forgotten the embarrassment and embarrassment just now.

Half an hour passed quickly.

A group of people got off the plane and stood in the huge empty football field. Four tin cans fell from the sky in turn. From left to right are Iron Man, War Machine, Ultron and Jarvis. Manipulated Iron Armor.

In order to distinguish, Ultron's armor is painted gray-blue, and Jarvis is orange-white... In fact, the orange-blue color scheme is the best, but who makes orange represent Jarvis and blue represents Ultron? Can't paint like this?

"I think the combat power should be fair, otherwise we won't be able to fight." Falcon looked around and offered advice based on facts.

"We have to choose a referee first." Steve said emphatically.He had already changed into his uniform, with a shield on his back, wearing it for playing games, which made him a little ashamed and nervous, and the side face of the blond man couldn't help but tense up.

"I'll be the referee first, I probably remember the rules." Karl raised his hand to signal.What Falcon just said was very detailed. Most importantly, he felt that the superhero version of football might not use so many rules at all.

——Look, they only have one referee, and there are only five players on each of the two teams. How to divide them into defense, offense and quarterback? The ball is over, let's talk about the rules!

On this fine afternoon, at [-]:[-], on Stark's court.

A superhero version of the rugby game, with a total of 11 participants.

Referee: Carl Wood.

Captain America team members: Captain America Steve Rogers, Hawkeye Clinton Button, Falcon Sam Wilson, Quicksilver Pietro Maximoff, Ultron.

Iron Man team members: Iron Man Tony Stark, War Machine James Roddy, Jarvis, Thor Saul Odinson, Hulk Bruce Banner.

Carl: "..."

Carl is dry.

What kind of superhero version of football is this? This is directly the two camps of the Avengers Civil War! !

"So we're ready to start?" Carl stood in the field holding a brand new football, and asked bravely, "Are you really not wearing protective gear?"

Tony's answer was to directly stretch out his metal fingers and tap the iron sheet on his chest, which made a crisp sound, which was self-evident.

"I haven't memorized the rules... how do you judge the lines on the ground?" Kuaiyin said in a low voice, with a disturbed expression, and murmured to comfort himself, "But I run fast, so it should be fine."

"You don't need to memorize too many rules, as long as you don't run out of bounds, just throw the ball into the opponent's goal. The rest is up to the referee! After all, we didn't even divide our respective responsibilities this time, so we absolutely can't be serious. Hit it." With a smirk, Falcon gave the immature young man some advice, reassuring him.

——It's really clever.

Carl heard this sentence with sharp ears, and couldn't help admiring in his heart.He actually thought so too.

Rugby has four quarters of 15 minutes each.Carl first took out his mobile phone to check the time, put the football on the ground, stepped back, found a good place where he could see clearly, and then announced the start without knowing it.

"Jarvis, grab the ball!" Tony shouted quickly.

Also manipulating the Iron Armor, Jarvis's reaction speed is definitely faster than him.The orange-white battle armor immediately bent down to hold the football. Ultron, which has the same reaction speed, belongs to the Captain America team. He collided with Jarvis with what he learned and used, and the iron skin made a clanging sound.

Steve took the opportunity to bend down nimbly, trying to catch the ball through the gap, but Saul hit it with a hammer in a hurry.

Almost at the same time, other people also rushed to the same ball like hungry wolves. The scene of ten people colliding with each other like Hawkeye Falcon and Roddy Tony is very shocking, especially when they are all When the big guy--

Jarvis and Ultron wrestled with dizzying speed on the grass, trying to stop each other, and the battle was fierce.Steve held the shield and fell into the air, looking for the ball with a blank expression.Hawkeye pulled out a rubber arrow and set fire to the opponent's members, but was knocked down by Sol with a hammer.Falcon flies through the air to entangle Tony and Roddy in a one-on-two.Dr. Banner stood helplessly on the outermost edge and smiled wryly, not daring to become the Hulk...

"..." Carl was stunned for a moment, dazzled and didn't know which rule to think about.Only 15 seconds have passed!Is it so intense? ?Maybe he just needs to keep an eye on where the ball is?

But what about the ball?

"I got it!" Kuaiyin suddenly exclaimed happily, his figure appeared in the open space far away from the crowd after the afterimage was barely visible, holding the football in his hand impressively.

Almost at the same time, the movements of everyone fighting each other stopped, as if they were frozen in place.

Kuaiyin's smile faltered slightly, as if he could smell the danger in the air.He immediately flashed his figure, ready to quickly run towards the goal.At his speed, no one could keep up.

"Infrared scanning." Tony tapped the eye area of ​​his visor, and the next moment, two rows of emission holes on his shoulders were exposed.

"Hello—Tony?" Steve looked over worriedly.

"It's also made of rubber, sponsored by Jarvis." Tony added, while he was speaking, those densely packed little things were launched non-stop, and the landing point was set in front of the goal.

——The rubber missile/bomb failed to catch up with Kuaiyin's speed in the end. When the silver-haired figure reappeared, he turned around and cheered triumphantly. The football had already rolled into the goal.

"Bang!" Joy turned into grief, Kuaiyin cheered and danced a few steps outside, just in time to be hit head-to-face by the rubber missiles that rushed after him, and he passed out without a word.

"..." Hawkeye opened his mouth, looked at the arrow in his hand or decided to shut up, didn't mention any rules, and waited for Karl to announce that their team had scored.

"Good boy!" Falcon praised with a smile on his face, "Well done!"

"Wait!" But after Carl looked at the situation carefully in surprise, he announced loudly, "The Iron Man team should score three points! Because this is the goal of your Captain America team, Pietro ran in the wrong direction."

Falcon: "???"

"Hahaha, good boy!" Now it was Tony's turn to smile brightly, and praised loudly in return, "Nice job!"

Carl walked onto the field and silently dragged the fainted Kuaiyin off the field.

The unlucky boy.

——In the opening 27 seconds, the scene became four-on-five. The Iron Man team took the lead in scoring three points (shooting three points). Team Captain America, come on!

"Tactics, we have to formulate tactics, Captain." Falcon looked at Steve, and Hawkeye also looked over trustingly: "Listen to you." Ultron patted the place where the paint was knocked off on the armor, and the same point head on.

"Okay, we face a strong enemy, but we can't be afraid..." Steve accidentally broke his habit of motivating his team members.Fortunately, Falcon is his little fan, so Hawkeye didn't find it strange after hearing it. If Ultron hadn't used the armor body, his eyes would have almost turned into doting, so he listened carefully with a smile.

It's okay to think about it, this is indeed the old habit of Captain America's command: first boost your own morale, then arrange tactics, and finally take out your shield and lead the charge!

The author has something to say: 23333 said it was rugby, but in fact there are basically no rules, everyone can rest assured and just watch it blindly, it has become a civil war hhhh.