Do you want to eat Amway? [Comprehensive British and American]

"Come here." With a straight face, Carl was really worried. He led the black-haired boy who obediently followed the bedroom to the bed, and when the door closed, he showed a gloomy expression of disapproval.

"—Take off your pants and get down."

"Huh?" Loki was so nervous that his face turned pale and his face was tense. He realized how his father was going to punish him in the blink of an eye, subconsciously tightened his pants and protested in a low voice, "...I'm already a big kid, No spanking!"

"Your brother said that too." Carl's smile gradually became gentle and amiable, but in the eyes of little Rocky, his father's smile became more and more terrifying, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, but Rocky, you know, If you do something wrong, you will be punished."

"I... I was wrong, Dad, I will never do this again!" Little Rocky quickly assured, his green eyes became more nervous and frightened, and a faint mist began to form.

But this is not the end, the black-haired boy began to weaken with a choked tone, his beautiful dark green eyes stared at Carl in worry and begging, and whimpered like a kitten: "I can make it up in other ways, I I'll try to help you as much as possible, Dad, don't hit me... ok?"

——This little prince of the protoss version of the coquettish spirit is really damn sweet!

Karl almost didn't hold back his serious punishment expression, and his heart was full of old blood.

If he hadn't known that Rocky had superb acting skills at a young age, he would definitely have been unable to bear it and would not have done it.But... no, although the god of cunning is cute, and it's harmless to like to play pranks, but this does not mean that Loki must learn to lie in everything in life, and must be corrected!

"That's what your sister said."

Carl tried hard to control himself to restore the terrible smile just now, patted his leg, and changed the subject back, "Come on, Rocky. The bed is still on my lap, choose one. I hope you can remember what happened today, and do it again in the future." If you don't... I don't want to spank your ass again when you're an adult."

"But I just followed..." Little Rocky defended in a low voice, with a realistic expression of grievance, "Hella said she wanted to help you, so I..."

His voice gradually lowered and disappeared, because the smile on Carl's face suddenly faded, and he stared at him calmly and disappointedly.

That kind of gaze was unremarkable, but it made little Rocky restless. He couldn't keep his aggrieved expression, and became a little embarrassed. He clenched his fists and looked away.

For a moment, the bedroom became silent.

Carl remained silent with a headache, thinking of various solutions quickly in his mind.

He has no parenting experience, and he can barely explain the relationship between little Rocky and little Sol according to the plot, but when it comes to this situation, when asked how to raise a sensitive and intelligent child, Carl can't figure it out.

A few slaps on the buttocks of two rough-headed cubs can make them ashamed and promise not to do it again, but it's Little Rocky's turn... Carl is afraid that he will not be effective if he uses the same treatment method, and it may hurt somewhere else. To little Rocky's pride, that's bad.

But now Loki is still lying.

These cubs are smarter than any seven-year-old Carl has ever seen. Does little Rocky know how to tell a lie?

"Let's do this." Carl looked at the black-haired boy standing in front of him with his head bowed, his expression still uneasy, and made a decision, "If you don't want to be spanked, then I will give you a chance to reflect on your mistakes... until when you Realize where you are wrong, and be willing to come to me, and then carry out your punishment."

Little Rocky's eyes lit up, and he suddenly raised his head and looked at him joyfully.

"I sincerely hope that you don't ignore this opportunity, thinking that I just let go of this matter, Rocky, you are a smart kid, you can think for yourself." Carl said tactfully, "If it takes too long , I don't think you want to be the only example of an adult being spanked."

"That's right, even if you are [-] years old by then, and you still persist in your obsession, I will chase after you and execute the punishment."

Little Rocky's smile froze, he looked at Carl with a guilty conscience, and seemed to realize the seriousness of the problem.

"And by then, I'll—" Carl emphasized, looking trustingly at the dark-haired boy, "disappointed. I'll be very disappointed, Loki, you're not going to let that happen, are you?"

"...Of course." Now the smile on little Rocky's face disappeared completely, he said in a low voice, his green eyes stared at Carl's face without blinking, and he asked after a while, "Dad, what do you think of me?" ?”

——This is not a multiple-choice question! !

It's a big question that needs to be answered on a half-blank paper!

Carl was sweating behind his back, his mind racing hard to think of an answer.If it is a character strategy game now, then this question is a key question that affects the favorability!Carl's answer now definitely affects little Rocky's impression of him, but this kind of sensitive and smart child is the worst to be fooled.

"You know, you are all my adopted children, but I love you." Carl came up and decided to click on the questions first and draw the key points.

"Loki, you are very smart and have a high EQ. I was very touched when you comforted me last time." Carl said softly and honestly, "But... all of you smart people have a common problem, you don't like anything Speaking up, I can't guarantee that I'll find out every time, so I worry about when I'm going to ignore those emotions that you don't talk about."

"Huh?" Little Rocky was stunned, pondered for a while, and said with a deep expression, "...Dad, you said that Tony is your little jelly bean."

Why do you suddenly think of this aspect!

Cal Khan was about to fall, he quickly pulled the little boy into his arms, and promised, "That's Tony. Rocky, you are my little...little antlers!"

Carl was speechless, and quickly chose a nickname.

"So I'm no worse than Tony?" Little Rocky asked with a muffled voice, burying his face in Carl's arms.

"Of course, you are no worse than anyone else." Carl said confidently, and he sensed something was wrong.He almost forgot that he brought Loki in to punish him, why is it now that he comforts Loki inexplicably?This is little Rocky's superb language talent? ?

Satisfied, the black-haired boy stopped talking, and still buried his face in Carl's arms, the corners of his mouth curled up slyly, showing a smug smile.

"..." Carl patted Little Rocky on the shoulder, not knowing what to say.His abs could feel the curve of Rocky's mouth!Don't doubt the thinness of this white shirt!

Shaking his head, Karl still decided to indulge little Rocky's changing the subject and cheating: "Remember our agreement, Rocky, go out. I'm going to take a break."

"Yeah." Little Rocky restrained his smile, turned and walked out.He walked to the door, suddenly paused and looked back at Karl, took a deep look, then closed the door, and ran away quickly.

"It's finally resolved." Carl let out a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the bed relaxedly, feeling exhausted.

Today, when I was looking for the three siblings, I was anxious and angry, and I couldn’t just remember to teach them a lesson when I came back. Karl now doesn’t know whether his way of treating Loki is correct, so he can only look back.

He got into bed, and fell asleep without even caring about the assignment of rewards for this mission.

……

After Carl fell asleep, the cubs didn't know that their father had been kidnapped and knocked unconscious again until Abel got off work at night.The three siblings were even more surprised and guilty, and Steve, who was hiding a little secret, was even more restless. He always felt that it was unusual for his father to go back to his room to sleep tired in the afternoon. Maybe this was also a sign...

Steve refused to go back to the room no matter what, he insisted on sneaking into Carl's bedroom to sleep with him.This aroused Loki's jealousy, and the black-haired boy had a displeased face, and he was dragged desperately by Sol so as not to rush in and drive Steve away.

This little episode didn't disturb Karl's sleep.

So when he woke up in the morning and saw a cub in his arms, he was taken aback.

"Good morning, Dad..." Steve greeted Carl sleepily, still in his cartoon pajamas, his blond hair pillowed against Carl's arm.

"Good morning." Carl was taken aback and said in response.From this angle, little Steve's face is thin and sunken, but it is not really good-looking.Karl could feel the boy's ribs in the bed, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Today... shall we go to the hospital to check the injuries?" Steve recalled something, and asked worriedly, "Uncle said, Dad, you were in danger again yesterday."

"It's okay!" Carl said bluntly, not caring, and pointed to the bruise on his face, "I just knocked it down yesterday, it's nothing serious, I know my own situation, and I don't need to be checked."

"But..." Steve still looked worried.

"Don't worry, Steve." Carl squeezed his almost fleshless cheeks, and joked reassuringly, "Your father's body is healthier than a dragon's!"

"..." Steve hesitated to speak, he couldn't say anything about his father, so he could only fall into a worried and helpless silence.

The brunette young man sat up from the bed, opened the system page habitually, signed in first, and looked at the daily task page unfortunately... Oops, it has been refreshed. I was busy looking for people all day yesterday, and there was no To do the task, you can only do it today.

Carl also hasn't written for several days, which is not good, and he must get back on track as soon as possible.

after all……

It's refreshing to break the update.

It's been refreshing all the time.

Karl has no doubt that if he procrastinates further, something will happen if he tastes the sweetness of the update.

He first posted a chapter of the update of "Sol One", and then patiently and honestly wrote the article all morning.With Carl's hand speed, three chapters were deposited into the account.

The next step is... brush today's copy!

In order to save the memory card for the Ancient One mage, Karl did not bring a single cub, and clicked on the copy page alone.

"Oh... the branch option of the dungeon, villain experience." Carl noticed this again when he clicked into the Marvel World of the dungeon.It was the same when I was looking at the daily quests just now. There was one more quest above, and I had to complete five "Villain Experiences" every day.

Carl decided to wait for him to scan today's copy of "Marvel World", and go to the children to try out what the "Villain Experience" is all about.

"Are you using the 'Ultron Identity Card'?"

Carl hesitated and declined the option.Let's talk about it next time.

"Do you randomly enter a copy of 'Marvel World'?"

"Yes." Carl quickly clicked the option this time, and his eyes fell into the familiar darkness.

The ground touched the ground under his feet, and the next moment, Carl appeared in a small alley that no one cared about.At the entrance of the alley three or five steps away, there is a bustling street.

"What time period is this time?" Carl kept calm, and looked down at his attire first.Probably because the temperature was suitable, he was wearing the shirt and trousers that came from reality, and he did not change his equipment.

Carl walked out of the alley, looked up and looked around.

This is a New York street full of people and traffic.The news is being played repeatedly on the big screen in the street: the scene behind the hostess is ruins, and an alien spacecraft higher than the building is vaguely seen advancing in the city, and human beings are fleeing with screams of fear: "The alien that happened not long ago The star attack incident..."

"Aliens?" Carl frowned, and his attention was completely diverted.

The alien spacecraft on the screen is like a black sword standing upright, which is completely different from the alien spacecraft in Carl's memory of the Battle of New York.Where did this come from? ?

He stood there racking his brains, but the picture was taken far away. The hostess focused on the mysterious disappearance and casualties of aliens and spaceships. Carl couldn't see the appearance of those aliens and was confused by this incident. water.

"Oops... Maybe I can't guess what time it is this time?" Carl felt helpless, and could only wander the streets in a daze.

Unable to find any target, this was the first time Karl encountered this situation. After wandering meaninglessly for almost half an hour, Karl decided to sit down on a bench by the side of the road and rest.

"Maybe my dungeon will end in a daze this time? Will it be judged that I failed to clear the level?" Karl decided to clarify his memory and use the method of elimination to judge the current time point.

Now is the modern society, and the time period in the past can be completely ruled out.Looking at the shape of the spaceship is not the New York War, ruled out.Since there are aliens, the mage's time period is also excluded, and the team wandering in the universe is excluded...

"Sir? Perhaps you need help?"

Just as Karl was frowning and counting carefully, a clear and energetic young voice suddenly sounded, bringing a gust of cool wind along the way.

Karl looked up in astonishment, and saw a boy in a red and black coat and a red hood with spectacles sewn on. He just miraculously shot a long spider web from his hand, swinging over the building, and landed at the right angle. On the bench beside Karl, he tilted his head waiting for an answer.

"I noticed that you have been wandering on this street for a long time. What happened? How can I help?" The young man spoke fast and lively, and he seemed to be a very pleasing child.

"Uh...you are..." Carl looked at the equipment that was so rough that he could hardly recognize it, and asked a familiar name with difficulty, "Spider-Man?"

"That's right, it's me." The short boy tried to sit up straight, with a hint of joy in his tone, "Everyone finally stopped calling me Spider Boy? This is a big success!"

"Hey, Spider Boy, you've grown taller recently!" Before Spider-Man finished speaking, the man standing behind the mobile food truck on the street in the distance greeted him in surprise and kindness, "To be honest, how old are you this year?" Years old?"

"!" Spider-Man pulled the hood on his face with a guilty conscience, and sat up straighter. He raised his voice and replied to the man over there, "I just... drank too much milk recently, and I'm drinking I have grown up! Also, call me Spider-Man!"

"Pfft." Carl couldn't help laughing, and quickly apologized, "Hahaha... sorry, I didn't mean it, you look..."

Compared with the 15-year-old Spider-Man who will officially appear in the future, Carl bet that the current Spider-Man is only twelve or thirteen years old at most.Because this kid doesn't have the Spider-Man uniform that Tony Stark gave him, and he still wears an ugly coat that he sewed himself.Moreover, he is thin and small, low and short, and he looks like a child at first glance, and even young people exaggerate his age.

The man driving the dining car also said that Spider-Man has grown taller, which shows how small the previous Spider-Man looked. It's no wonder people don't call him "Spider Boy"!

"I know I know...do you still look small?" Spider-Man's frustrated shoulders slumped down, and his clear and milky voice was a little depressed, "Maybe I have to wear height increasing insoles next time? Some newspapers on top?"

He lowered his head, stretched out his hand and stroked his slender waist, completely unaware of how many people want such a good figure, and muttered in a more melancholy tone: "Uh... it should be because the skeleton is too small, if I can't keep my agility any longer if I make myself bigger."

He shook his head hard, brought the topic back, and looked at Carl again: "By the way, sir, are you in trouble? Are you lost? You can ask Spider-Man for help at any time!"

Carl looked at the trumpet Spider-Man interestingly, guessing that Peter Parker might just be in junior high school, he thought for a while and said with a smile: "If there is a problem... there may be one, which caused me trouble, let me sit now Don't know what to do on the street."

"What is it?" The boy immediately asked kindly.

"The alien incident that happened not long ago seems to have affected me." Carl lied quietly, "I don't have any memory of my identity now. I don't know who I am, where I live, and I don't want to go to the police station. You Can you tell me some details about the alien incident?"

"Amnesia?!" Spider-Man exclaimed, obviously no stranger to the situation.He paused, but the boy's voice became a little embarrassed, "I can tell you that's right...but I know very little. The aliens appeared for a short time and destroyed part of the city. I didn't have time to go there. They just disappeared."

Seeming to see Carl's disappointed and bewildered look, Spider-Man suddenly sped up his speech and added a key message: "Oh, by the way, although the TV station didn't broadcast it, I'm sure that someone went to stop the aliens. I just have some guesses about the identity of that person."

"Who is it?" Carl was aroused by curiosity.

"Remember the previous incident in New York? The team including Iron Man resisted the alien invasion together, and there was a Mr. who wielded a hammer to control the lightning, that's him!" Spider-Man's tone rose Get up, excited and adored, "So I guess they are the ones who stopped this incident!"

"Ah... my wish is to join them, but the last time I met Mr. Stark flying by wearing a battle armor, he ignored me at all. Sure enough, I should do better..." The brooding Spider-Man Started murmuring in a low voice.

Carl has been completely attracted by the series of information he has learned. He searched his brains and couldn't figure out where the Avengers resisted the second alien attack... But if we only talk about Thor, the time point here is ...Sol one or two or three?

"Okay, I think I remembered a place name." Carl decided to investigate and try, so he said aloud.

"Sir, shall I go with you?" The juvenile version of Spider-Man looked around, seeing that the street was peaceful, and he eagerly asked, "The street is very quiet today! I didn't even see the grandparents crossing the road. I can Let's help you find your memory back."

"Thank you." Carl thanked gratefully.He didn't mind having Spider-Man by his side at times like this, and the kid was a sweetheart, too.

"So where are we going?"

"Hmm...the care center under the big tree." Carl tried to recall, and said, "It seems to be the name. Go find an old man with a white beard who only has one eye left."

If not, he goes to the astronomer and Thor's girlfriend.Anyway, as long as he can determine which time period he is in, the next thing is not urgent.

"This information is really...succinct." The young man was also shocked by the sparse information, and shrugged his shoulders, "However, let's go, it won't bother me!"