Do you want to eat Amway? [Comprehensive British and American]

"It seems that your behavior still needs to be taught." Tony's brows could be knotted, and his eyes seemed to be looking at a child, and he stared at him condemningly.

"" Carl turned his eyes away embarrassingly.

As an adult male, sometimes he can't resist the fluffy and cute little cute things in his heart.Jarvis is very calm on the ball, but when he can't control his body well, he looks dumb.It feels good to hold, and it is good to feed, so Karl accidentally became childish.

He can't help himself, but that's okay.

Carl thought about his identity, and immediately became confident.

Tony didn't know he was his dad anyway.And this big Tony is older than Karl.

After the man with the mustache taught Ultron angrily, he bent down and poked a finger at the orange ball floating in the air a few centimeters above the ground, and asked uncertainly, "Jarvis, what are you doing?" Sample"

"Sir, I'm fine, but I'm a little supportive." Jarvis immediately replied, "My energy conversion ability is not as good as Ultron's."

Jia Qiu is still floating very close to the ground, and has no intention of flying up. The slightly scattered data flow in the outermost layer of the body gathers back again, and restores to a good round ball, which is more bloated than before. There are quite a few round balls, it seems that they are really full.

"I'm full." Tony showed a toothache-like expression. There was nothing he could do. He had to pick up the orange ball that swelled to the size of a basketball, put it on his leg like Ultron, then stretched out two fingers and bent his knuckles. , Rubbing the Jia ball back and forth like smooth hair.

"Mmm Goo Chirp"

Jarvis's usually gentlemanly and polite voice suddenly let out a bunch of strange grunts, and the whole orange ball slowly flattened and elongated, collapsing on Tony's lap like a spread of cakes.

Tony ""

"What's the matter, Jarvis, what's wrong with you?" He asked nervously, frightened that the tone rose.

Carl ""

Carl looked at the side with a subtle expression.

"Sir, I thought you would like it." Jarvis Ball stopped the "grunt" sound, and asked a little puzzled, "Isn't it normal for similar small animals to make comfortable noises when they are stroked?"

""

Tony's dazed expression looks like Jarvis just gave a math lecture that he can't understand at all.

"Have you never raised a small animal, Tony?" Hawkeye, who was watching the melon eating, showed an expression of disbelief, and asked teasingly.

"Of course I don't keep that kind of thing, isn't it only girls like it?" Tony said straightforwardly with a tone that could be beaten to death.

"Cough" Carl couldn't stand listening anymore, he snatched Jarvis back, and smiled at him, "Sir, since you don't like it, let me talk to Jarvis, I like it."

"I"

Tony was choked back by his own words, and his expression was a bit strange. He watched Ultron start to pinch and hug, round and flatten the orange ball, with a satisfied expression on his face, and his expression immediately stinks, " This new AI is really disobedient, not as good as Jarvis."

"gentlemen"

Carl was satisfied with playing, and then remembered that he was still role-playing, and turned around with a surprised expression.The blond-haired young man's blue eyes were hurt, he was silent, he stopped moving while holding the Jarvis ball, and asked suspiciously, "Don't you like me?"

"Don't show me that expression with a man's face." Tony shivered, holding up his wine glass and said in disgust.

Carl almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he lowered his head slightly to hide his expression, and quickly changed back to the dumpling form before he could laugh, "Okay."

With a sound of "Bo", a blue ball a little bigger than Jarvis appeared in the air and drifted away unsteadily.

Karl left after teasing Tony, and after being drank a few glasses of wine by Tony, who was left behind, he thought about it, but still couldn't feel relieved.

"Is he serious?" Tony leaned inexplicably and poked Dr. Banner's shoulder, his expression was tangled, "Ultron"

"What?" Dr. Banner, who was having a good chat with the black widow, turned around, still a little unresponsive.

"Sad, I mean isn't he an AI?" Tony stammered a bit, and made a few gestures blankly, "I just said that he is not as obedient as Jarvis, he ran away just now."

"Sir, I think we can understand what it feels like to be sad." Jarvis Ball stayed on the chair just now and said pertinently.

"He was just born, isn't it normal for a child to be naughty?" Now it was Dr. Banner's turn to show disapproval.

"And Tony, you actually compare the two of them." Hawkeye also shook his head, and he felt that Tony would be cool with his experience in raising cubs, "This is not acceptable."

"I think you have to be careful, Tony." The black widow looked over Dr. Banner's shoulder, with a strange expression, and said earnestly, "Didn't you just say that he is a new life? Are you angry or sad?" what's wrong"

"" Tony was stunned by the series of words of persuasion from his teammates. After a moment of silence, he stood up suddenly, his expression changed, and he thought of a serious consequence, "Damn, what should I do about my Ultron plan?"

The man with the moustache couldn't lose face at first, but now he suddenly had a good reason, he immediately stood up, strode away in a hurry, and was going to find his wife.

the other side of the hall.

Steve just walked over and found a secluded place to sit down, holding a glass of wine and watching the lively crowd in the distance, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, revealing a nostalgic and lonely smile.

"Don't you want to play with them?"

The blue light ball drifted over slowly, and Ultron's soft and calm voice sounded, floating next to Steve's shoulder, as if sitting with him, "I know your experience."

"Ultra." The blond man turned his face slightly, a little surprised, but he regained his calm expression.There was a smile in his voice, and his mood was not as low as Carl thought,

"Thanks, I'm just missing someone, and I don't really like the buzz."

"Well." Carl nodded, not knowing how to comfort Steve.After all, he came to the modern society alone, and Bucky didn't know where he was at the moment, and it was inevitable to feel lonely.

"Ultron" Steve seemed to be seriously considering something, and after a while he made up his mind to raise his head, stared straight at the blue ball, and asked,

"Do you know Calwood?"

""

Carl's heart jumped wildly, but the powerful computing power supported him, so that he didn't show any signs, and asked aloud during the normal answering time, "Well, do you want me?"

"That's right." Steve nodded, and an embarrassed smile appeared on his handsome side face, "Can I ask you, I don't know much about this, so it's hard to find someone"

"Are there any characteristics?"

"His hair and eyes were brown, he was between 25** and [-] years old, he was a very young white guy." Steve described, "He appeared in random places, I only Know twice, once at night on the S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier, and once at Flushing Meadows-Corona Park in the morning."

Carl quietly hacked into the major databases online, and began to search for himself according to the standards given by Steve, because Carl was also very curious about how much information about himself there is in this world.

"Sorry, I didn't find him." After a while of silence, Carl gave the answer, "There are many people with the same name and surname, but according to your conditions, I didn't find one."

"Is that so?" Steve's slightly tensed cheeks relaxed, as if a little relieved, "It's only right that S.H.I.E.L.D. can't find him, and neither can I."

It's a bit of a lot of information.

It is true.Carl did not find his message in the leftover encrypted folders posted on the Internet after the disbandment of S.H.I.E.L.D.But is it possible that S.H.I.E.L.D. didn't pay attention to him before? Karl felt that this situation was even more abnormal.

He raised his vigilance in his heart.

The round blue ball of light dangled in the air, and asked guessingly, "Did you just miss him?"

Unexpectedly, the blond man shook the wine glass in his hand and admitted with a smile, "Yes."

"I want to find him to clarify one thing." Steve didn't know what was wrong with him, and he had a good impression of Ultron.He has been thinking about these thoughts for a long time, and now he confides them all in one go.But usually, he would not say these things easily.

"Just one thing" Carl asked puzzled, playing a good listener.

"I saw him for the first time. He was a commoner in Asgard, and he came with Thor." Steve caught Thor who was laughing and clinking glasses in the crowd, and began to talk, "I I think he is very kind, just like you"

Hearing this, Carl almost broke out in a cold sweat.

"But he went back soon."

"The second time he claimed to be a visitor from another world, my father in that world. Although he didn't understand it well, he said he brought me here to practice." Steve shook his head at this point, "The specific situation Tasha should know better than me, because I can't recall this memory at all, and she even showed me the photos."

"Then who is he?" Carl asked dryly.

"Yeah, who the hell is he?" Steve asked in a flat voice, "I asked Sol, and he, like me, has no memory of that period at all. The rest of us remember Carl, but he said he totally no idea."

"" Carl was silent in embarrassment, not knowing how to answer.

"So it's an aircraft carrier," Tony asked thoughtfully.

Steve and Carl turned their heads together.

"Hey, captain, I didn't mean to listen to you." The man with the mustache standing nearby made a random gesture, came over and sat down beside him, and he pressed the blue light ball into his arms, clumsy and fawning After scratching it twice, he mused with interest and said,

"Is he the commoner who came with Sol? Later, I saw him once. I asked several chefs to cook the fried potato cakes he brought, but none of them could make that taste."

Tony looked worried.

"Yeah." Steve was a little dazed suddenly, and turned to look at Tony, "Fried potato cakes"

Oops

Carl's heart twitched, and he quickly wanted to find a way to change the subject.

The blue ball of light struggled and twisted uncomfortably in Tony's arms, "Sir, can you let me go? I have no hair, so I can't be picked off by you."

Just as Tony was about to answer Steve's words, he lowered his head and frowned unnaturally, "You don't like this, didn't you rub Jarvis very well just now?"

While speaking, he grunted a few times clumsily, and he was quite satisfied with the hand feeling.

"I don't want it anymore sir, let's go find a place to test my ability." Carl hurriedly changed the subject and let Tony and Steve separate.

Besides, Jarvis was an artificial intelligence without a body before, and it seemed nothing to be rubbed.But Karl used to be a human being, and being held in Tony's arms and fumbled around, he felt uncomfortable everywhere.

"Okay, the banquet is fine, let's go." Ultron's words entered Tony's heart, and he was scratching his itch.The man with the mustache cheered up, snapped his fingers, and stood up impatiently, wanting to leave.

He waved his hand casually to signal to Steve, and the blond man didn't have any questions about the topic just now, he nodded slightly and watched them leave.

"Let's go to my testing ground, Ultron, let's test your abilities." Tony led Karl walking, his voice slowly became serious, and the tone dropped a lot, "You can see the earth I set up Protection plan, Ultron, you are the key to the whole plan, I hope you will be competent."

"I was born with this mission, and I will try my best to do it." Carl tried to imitate the tone of artificial intelligence and said.

This is also what he hopes, if there is a harmless Ultron to protect Tony, let alone whether it can protect the earth, at least Tony's severe anxiety and all kinds of messy heart diseases should be relieved