Do you want to eat Amway? [Comprehensive British and American]

Immediately, the two of them will go home along the same road.

The avenue that Tony brought Carl here is not far from the neighborhood where they live, and the journey takes at most two or three minutes—what surprise can he come up with in such an urgent time?

Seeing that both of them had seen the gate of the community, Tony didn't send any news on the cell phone he was clutching tightly.

—but Tony was in a hurry.

"..." Carl looked at the young man who had always been a genius and arrogant, and was forced to frown slightly at this moment, using his brains quickly, racking his brains and trying to hide his appearance, it was so pitiful, and Carl couldn't bear it. .

"By the way, Tony, wait for me to buy a drink before I go back." Carl saw the milk tea shop next to the road in a blink of an eye, and found an excuse to help him out, "Your sister Hela has still ignored me, sweet The little girl should like to drink all the drinks, it seems that I have to talk to her."

Usually, Tony's first reaction would be to think that the milk tea was bought for Hela alone, but today he was relieved.This milk tea shop opened on a bustling avenue, and the business is relatively prosperous. There are three or four people in line in front of Carl, which just buys Tony more time.

"Surprise...surprise...surprise at home..." When Carl walked over to line up, Tony finally couldn't hide his anxiety, pinched his hand on his chin, and muttered to himself desperately.

Fortunately, he is the extremely smart Tony Wood, even if he was quick-witted on the spot, he came up with a way.

The beautiful young man with dark brown curly hair immediately lowered his head and quickly pressed the phone button, sending a message to Jarvis.After some confirmation, he finally put his heart back into his stomach.

"Sir, what would you like to drink?" The employee of the milk tea shop was still asking the people in front.

Carl took a step forward along the line and looked over there out of the corner of his eyes. Tony was still impatient to send a message, and he laughed out loud in awe.

When watching the plot before, he felt that Tony's ability to pet the cub was beyond the mark, which was embodied in the little spider.Now even if it is the young version of Tony, Karl feels that his paternal ability is beyond the limit.

——Obviously it was Karl's temporary proposal, the duplicity of Da Tsundere couldn't bear to let Karl down, so he insisted on preparing, the contrast was too cute.

How can there be such a sweet child?Really worthy of Tony's jelly bean nickname.

For this reason, Karl deliberately dawdled and looked at the menu for a while at the counter before buying a lot of milk tea.It takes a while to make more than ten cups of drinks. Carl managed to delay it for more than ten minutes after going back and forth and waiting time. Only then did he tacitly go home along the road with Tony, who had regained his victorious expression. .

"What will be the surprise at home?" Carl was curious, and guessed casually, "Could it be a gift?"

"Hmm, just wait and see, Dad, I promise you won't be able to figure it out." Tony didn't say it, but he was very confident about the 'surprise' and looked very proud.

"Party? Doll? Performance?" Carl guessed one by one, and asked coaxingly, "Tony, if I guess, we'll go eat cheeseburgers together, whatever, how about it?"

"..." Hearing Tony's favorite food suddenly, the young man's face was shaken, but he still resisted the temptation and just shook his head, "No, you can't say it if you guess it, or it won't be a surprise." .”

Carl felt as if a hook was being scratched in his heart, and he couldn't help speeding back home.Tony followed silently, and when Carl finally took out the key and opened the door, he just took a step inside——

"Father?" The familiar but unfamiliar female voice was clear and sweet, slightly lowered but no longer the low-pitched male voice, which only made people feel soft and pleasant.

A blue-eyed beauty closest to the door in the living room on the first floor came over in response to the prestige, and yelled at Karl with a smile.She has a beautiful appearance, her long black hair is draped softly behind her shoulders, she is wearing a white and beautiful gauze dress, her green eyes are clear and gentle.The girl's raised hand was still wearing a thin lace glove, and the white fingertips could be vaguely seen.

She is a beautiful girl who can instantly remind people of "demure and soft beauty".

Lo--Loki!The surprise turned out to be Loki in women's clothing? !

Carl, who was surprised at the door: "..."

Tony, who had just seen the scene from behind: "...!!"

"Tony, this surprise..." Carl subtly felt that "hi" aside, he was really surprised.And Tony—in order to prepare a surprise for him, even Loki, who has always been stubborn, is willing to contact him...

"Wait, there seems to be a mistake." Tony's face remained unchanged, and he pretended to be calm and directly interrupted the second part of Carl's sentence, "I didn't prepare this. Where's Peter?"

He closed his eyes forcefully, as if he wanted to forget about the eye-catching scene, and turned his head to try to find Peter from the living room.

"I'm here! Dad, Brother Tony, are you back?" The immature and lively child's voice echoed happily.

A little girl rushed towards Karl who was at the door, raised her little face to ask for credit, and smiled like a starry sky in her eyes.Her dark brown hair was docilely combed into a braid and hung down her head, her eyes were beautifully shaped, and she was wearing a lace dress like a little princess.It looks cute and cute.

"Sister Stephanie Shi! Turn around quickly and let Dad see!" Little Peter happily turned around and shouted, not feeling worried at all.

"...Peter." Not far away, his back was stiff and his back was facing the door. The blond figure who seemed to be trying to escape was helpless and embarrassed. The front of the car was exposed in front of Karl.

The beautiful blond beauty's long hair is permed in big waves, her face is bright, her blue eyes are blurred, but her face is blushed because of embarrassment, she bites her lower lip and dare not look at anyone - this expression looks like It's even more tempting.She was wearing a pink tunic skirt. This skirt was well chosen, and it perfectly set off her big breasts, slender waist, hips and long legs.

What a beauty.

Carl and Tony: "?!"

How come even Steve—!

But that's not all, Carl's bedroom door was pushed open, the handsome Prince Hela, the charming master Gu Yi, the lively girl Sol, the stubborn and arrogant eagle-eyed girl, the girl next door Banner girl, and so on. The strange Yujie with a frigid style and the charming Baki with a steamed bun face... everyone changed into new clothes and came out talking and laughing.

Carl felt a little dizzy.

Tony's big caramel-colored eyes were so dull that he almost couldn't turn them. He closed his eyes suddenly, as if he mistakenly thought he was blind. Changed, he could only grit his teeth and whisper: "—Jarvis! What's going on!!"

The surprise he prepared was not this!What happened to the group dress party? !

"Sir." The same soft and helpless female voice sounded softly, and another blond-haired, blue-eyed beauty turned out from the shadow under the stairs without a sound. Jarvis was tall and slender, with slender legs and a good-looking walking posture But light and light, when she looked at Tony helplessly, her forgiving dark blue eyes could almost drown people.

"...Don't discharge me, I want to hear an explanation!" Tony threw such a question at Jarvis desperately with his eyes.

Didn't he arrange for little Peter!

"Something went wrong..." Jarvis also responded secretly, turning his attention to Loki, who was concentrating on the "gentle and demure" character.

Luo Ji accurately received the questioning eyes cast by the class enemy, and turned her eyes in the same way, but she met Carl, a smile reappeared on the corner of her lips, without even looking at Tony, she asked with a smile: "Dad, is this party good?" Is it fun? Everyone wants to participate, and I will give you a surprise."

"Have fun, there are so many types here." Loki said teasingly.

"Well, I think this image looks pretty?" Bucky adapted quickly, and looked at his steamed bun face with a smile on his face in the mirror. He also saw Tony and Carl standing blankly at the door from the mirror, and said happily Say hello, "Tony! Ah, and—"

Bucky was about to say hello to Carl, when his words stopped abruptly, as if he had been reminded of something suddenly, he changed his address on purpose, and said with a mocking smile: "Mr. Wood."

"Which one do you like?" Saul also smiled happily, leaning over to ask without thinking too much about the excitement.It seems that they have made an agreement in advance, and Sol really can't hide it, the intention in the words is clear.

Carl glanced at Loki melancholy and amusedly, pursed his lips and said nothing, just wanted to beat up these brats who dared to test Dad.

he likes……

He likes men!

What's the use of having more girls?It was all his cubs who changed!What are these kids doing when they are free recently?Are you starting to worry about his private life?

And—even if Karl's sexual orientation was male in his previous life, with his character, he never tried to fall in love.Think about it, that means that you and your boyfriend will slowly test each other to build a relationship, go on dates, give gifts, exchange half hearts with each other, may be noisy during the running-in process, and always care about each other...

Carl felt that he didn't have the strength to fall in love.

It's fine if it's just a plain daily life, but which couple will switch to such a tacit relationship as an old couple?If it's troublesome, just find a friend with sex for physical pleasure, and Karl hates this simple relationship.

After procrastinating and procrastinating, dragging directly to this world, he was surrounded by a bunch of cubs, so that he was too busy to worry about this matter, and Karl felt that the status quo was pretty good.Anyway, what he longs for is peaceful feelings. Is there any difference between family love and love?If someone loves him, it is enough for him to love them too.And Calwood's body is only 20 years old, occasionally -- well, not occasionally.If there is a young man's anger, it is easy and convenient to avoid it by yourself.

So fine.Carl doesn't mind that the feelings and sex/desires he wants are carried out separately, since they are all satisfied anyway?

As soon as these thoughts flashed through Carl's mind, he came back to his senses and looked at Sol with a smile: "Then do you have someone you like?"

"Uh..." Thor turned his head reflexively, smiled and stopped talking.

"What about you? Bucky? Who do you like?" Carl also raised his eyebrows and asked Bucky.

"Hmm..." Bucky clenched his left hand into a fist and pressed it to his lips, his eyes secretly looked around, and then suddenly paused.

"Where's Jarvis? And Steve?" Carl's smile widened.

Jarvis turned his head away calmly, only showing an overly good-looking side face.Steve's smile froze as well, and he wanted to turn around to find someone as if asking for help, but he managed to control himself.

"Loki?" Carl walked over slowly, and without waiting for anyone to refuse, he raised his hand and pressed on Loki's bare/clean shoulders exposed outside his skirt, watching his expression intently, "You have all grown up, I am It's time to take care of your relationship. Do you... have someone you like?"

Loki maintained a calm expression, as if nothing had happened. His calmness was obviously not on the same level as Thor, but the tips of his ears began to burst into red, revealing his true thoughts without disappointment.

Carl's smile became winning.

Look, look, these brats are still here to worry about his affairs, none of them can beat them!Let's settle the muddled accounts on yourself first!

"Father?" Tony came back to his senses for a long time, raised his chin to remind Karl to see the handsome Prince Hella over there.

"Huh?" Carl turned his head.

Usually he just sighs, but now that the men's and women's clothes are reversed, Karl really wants to exclaim now.

——Loki and Hela, whether they are siblings or brother and sister, are too similar!Locked and locked!

After Luo Ji's demure appearance with soft black hair and soft green eyes, standing with Hela, any outsider would think that they are sisters, but their personalities are different, one is cold and arrogant and the other is submissive.Now that Hela changed into the prince's costume, her long legs were against the sky, her thin lips were slightly pursed, her green eyes were cold, and her aura made the eldest prince explode!Together with the original Rocky Base, it is a domineering and extravagant!

Thor: —Sorry, I don't deserve a name.

"The men's clothes are really good-looking too. You deserve to be the great prince of Asgard." Carl clapped his hands lightly twice, saying without concealing his appreciation.

"?" Tony looked back at Carl wondering what Dad was doing, and he added, "I mean——your milk tea."

"Oh, yes!" Carl was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that he bought the milk tea originally to pass Hela down the steps to make amends.

He stopped standing at the door, and put all the big and small cups of milk tea on the coffee table in the living room, picked a cup and walked towards Hela.

"..." The cold and arrogant Prince Hela glanced at him, saw Carl walking over, and turned away without any trace, pretending to be listening to the energetic girl Sol and sister Luo Ji.

Karl didn't mind Hela's indifference and awkwardness, but recalled Hela's appearance when she was a child, and couldn't help laughing for a while.

After all, there was no conflict between them, it was just that Hela was too thin-skinned, so she mustered up the courage to come over and kiss him, and she became so arrogant.

Where does it look like Hella when she was a child?The little girl glared at Gu Yi and Tony, rushed up and grabbed Carl by the collar, and declared her sovereignty aggressively: "I like Dad the most!"

I really miss it.

Karl walked over and handed the milk tea to the eldest prince, and said softly, "Drink it."

Hela remained silent, but took the milk tea straightforwardly in her hand, lowered her eyes and bit the straw, as if trying to draw a clear line.

"What has Hela been up to lately?" Karl tried to stir up a topic, trying to bring the two of them closer.

"You know the plan." Hela replied very succinctly.He is now dressed as a man, his voice is much deeper, and he sounds like "President Iceberg" indifferent, which can make people shy away.

"What gift do you want for Christmas?" Carl asked again in a gentle voice without being discouraged.Trying to make Hela get rid of the awkwardness in that matter and change back to the way it was before.

"..." Hela's green eyes suddenly raised up and focused on him, as if about to say something, but what came out of her mouth was, "Anything is fine."

How dishonest!

What's the matter with this little girl, it's not good to gradually develop in the direction of Da Tiaojiao who is getting stronger and stronger.

Carl could only use his big tricks to break through this matter: "Hella, are we going to keep talking like this? I don't know what I did wrong, or are you regretting what you did that day?"

Of course Karl didn't think so, he made a mistake on purpose.When they say this to Tsundere, they often can't help but start to refute.

It would be even better if Carl's eyes were slightly hurt.

"..." This is indeed what Hela sees now.The brown-haired young man stared at her very seriously and waited for the answer, with a serious expression on his face. During the interval of Hela's silence, a trace of injury and sadness quietly appeared in the pair of light brown eyes that were always soft.

This look—anyone who cares about Karl can't bear it.Looking at it from a distance, Tony, who knew the inside story, grabbed the wine glass, and Hela couldn't hold back anymore.

Even if she knew what was going on after living for more than 3000 years, she still didn't want to see that expression.Some things that I can't say in this period of time can also take the opportunity to blurt out: "...I didn't, Dad."

"You don't even want to call daddy these days." Carl stated, but his words sounded like a tolerant condemnation.

"I..." There was a slight awkward look on Hela's cheek, she—oh, it's still him now, he reluctantly replied, "I don't know how to face it."

Hela is the most decisive in killing and fighting, and she is no stranger to being a leader. How to reconcile after a thin-skinned quarrel is not up to her—she is the goddess of death, not the goddess of emotion, how does she know how to speak? remedy?

At the beginning, she went out of the desire to compete for favor, but after the incident, she couldn't face Karl, and instead made the two of them completely incompatible.Hela was not happy either, but there was no turning back when she opened the bow, so it was useless for Hela to churn in her heart.

"Okay." Karl came to coax Hela anyway, gave the eldest prince a hug, and coaxed, "Then let's just treat this matter as over? I don't mind, but you have been struggling for so long .”

Hela was embarrassed to say it, but quietly nodded her head in agreement, drinking her milk tea with her head down.Karl took him in his arms, solved a small problem, and was satisfied.

"Dad..." A low child's voice sounded just in time.

Carl looked back in doubt, and saw little Jason standing cautiously at the door of his bedroom, hiding most of his body behind the door, only showing his small face.

Hidden under him was little Natasha, who was struggling to purse her lips a little aggrieved, but she still held Little Clark's hand obediently.The short four-year-old Clark stood in front of her. The little boy also held the door tightly with his hands, with a frightened expression on his face.

At the bottom squatted Bruce Xiaotuan, holding his knees to shrink himself small, looking at Carl timidly with those blue eyes.

What happened to these four children?

Carl subconsciously walked over, squatted down comfortingly, raised his arms and wrapped the children in his arms: "What's wrong with you? Jason, Natasha? Bruce, Clark?"

"They, they all suddenly..." Little Jason was only seven years old, and he seemed to be so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly, but he just looked in shock at the brother dressed in women's clothing who was dancing like demons in a room.

I was scared.

Carl quickly comforted him: "Jason is not afraid, brothers and sisters just want to give me a surprise, you can take it as a prank, and you were taken aback, right?"

"...Mmm." Little Jason nodded hesitantly with a sullen face, but he was quite coaxable.

"Where's Natasha?" Carl turned his attention to little Natasha again.The little girl has always been calm and calm, and she is also very courageous. Could it be that she is also frightened?Carl thought that little Natasha was also a very happy member of this kind of drag party?

"Brother Saul..." Little Natasha had a very complicated expression, and she hesitated to say the name.

Carl turned his head and stood up puzzled, and his eyes immediately searched for Saul in the living room.After everyone changed into the opposite gender, they were very novel, talking and laughing, comparing each other, and some were sitting watching TV, playing computer, and fighting together.

Sol was the same as before, talking to Loki. The two slender girls stood together in a very beautiful style, and Carl still couldn't see anything strange.

"What's wrong with Brother Saul?" Karl looked around for a long time and found nothing, so he could only turn around and squat down again to ask little Natasha.

"He—he—" Little Natasha's expression became more complicated, tears welled up from her eyes, and she finally couldn't help but blurted out with sobs, "He still has leg hair!!"

"..." Carl silently maintained this squatting posture and turned his head, then looked at Sol again.

The vitality girl Sol is wearing a beautiful dress. Like Loki and Hela, he can change into other people's appearance with his own power, so the whole image is changed.I don't know whether it's carelessness or laziness. Under the beautiful skirt of the slender and lovely girl... Sol's original appearance is still on the legs that should be white and smooth.

Carl glanced at it and turned his head inexplicably.

The eyes are too hot... This picture should not be used to poison the eyes of a cute little girl!

And... Carl suddenly thought, since it was the height that caused little Natasha to find out.That is to say, these children can see it?

Carl suppressed the feeling of being blind and looked back at the living room carefully. Rocky, Jarvis, and Doctor Strange looked fine, but Thor, Hawkeye, and Bucky with muscles... Looking at their exposed legs from a child's perspective, the eyes are so hot!

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid... we won't watch it." Carl could only hug a few children and continue coaxing them, with a reluctant expression.

He also thought of something.

Fortunately, Tony came back with him, otherwise...

Carl couldn't imagine the scene.

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