I Woke up to Find I Have a Child

The reason for choosing this village in this place is also particular. This village is closed, with few young people and a low level of economic development. It is similar to the environment of the village where the incident occurred in "Barrier Lake". When editing this point later, It will be narrated by the narrator, and will not be mentioned during filming.

In fact, there are many villages like this around Beijing. The reason for choosing this place is that Jiang Lingyan’s subordinates found that this village has the least young people, basically all of them are old people and children. This age group has a great advantage, that is, it is not Will pay attention to celebrity artists.

Jiang Lingyan brought the program team over. Even if they knew that these people were actors, the villagers would not yell like city people. In their eyes, actors are just a profession. Although it looks fresh, it's no big deal of.

There was a table in front of the director group, and there were eight identical envelopes on it. Nie Kaiyuan walked over first, followed by Chi Qiu. Everyone took the envelopes on the table one by one. Just as they were about to open them, the assistant director stopped them , "Wait a minute, the envelope can't be opened until no one is around."

No one can dismantle it, so what's inside is shameful?

……

Han Feixu squeezed the envelope in his hand, it was very thin, there should be only one piece of paper inside.

The eight envelopes were all placed on the table, and there was no order for whoever took them first. If Jiang Lingyan wanted to "take care" of her in the envelopes, the possibility was too low. It seemed that she was planning to trick her when assigning roles.

Han Feixu's current mentality is that of Damocles. There is an invisible sword hanging on her head. At first, she was very flustered, not knowing when the sword would fall; now she is very anxious, and she hopes that this Come down with the sword, stop torturing people ==

The three judges came from a distance, they are all famous actor and actress, Ye Mingxin is the youngest, Duan Weiyang is the oldest, the three came over, the contestants applauded one after another, Zhang Hao and Chi Qiu even whistled a few times.

Yuan Jize has a restrained personality, and only smiles and nods to everyone. Ye Mingxin is similar to him, but her smile is brighter. Duan Weiyang is the most unassuming one. She walked in front of the contestants and shook hands with them happily, " Oh, hello, hello, ah, you are good, you are good, hey Qi Qing, we met again hahahaha, what a coincidence hahahaha..."

Everyone greeted each other, and the assistant director continued to talk about the rules.

"The roles played by the contestants are jointly arranged by the three judges. The rehearsal time is 24 hours, starting at [-]:[-] pm today and ending at [-]:[-] pm tomorrow. A temporary stage for charity performances for the old and young folks in Liujiazhuang."

"At the same time, the jury will score each contestant. Combined with the results of the previous competition, the one with the lowest male and female scores among the eight contestants will be eliminated. Please note that there is only one standard for the judges to score, which is the character's character." shape success or failure.”

"Okay, next, let the three judges assign roles to each contestant."

Among the three judges, Duan Weiyang is the oldest senior, Ye Mingxin and Yuan Jize didn't speak, just waiting for Duan Weiyang to arrange first.

Although Duan Weiyang is old, but still charming, she smiled and looked at all the contestants, "Before I came, I already knew the situation of each contestant, since I will arrange the first one, then I will arrange an acquaintance Bar."

"Qi Qing, we have worked together in "The Legend of Mengmeng" before, and I know more about him. I think he is very suitable for the role of Zhou Chong. Whether it is appearance or personality, this role should be played by him."

Qi Qing bowed and thanked Duan Weiyang, Yuan Jize was the next one to speak, "Then I will arrange for acquaintances first, there are so many people, I know Zhang Hao best, as we all know, we are good friends. I won't cheat you , Zhang Hao, Lu Gui, come play."

Zhang Hao didn't remember who Lu Gui was for a while, so he asked Nie Kaiyuan next to him, "Is Lu Gui the young hero who led the workers to rebel?"

Nie Kaiyuan: "No, it's that greasy, wicked middle-aged scumbag who always steals money and gambles."

Zhang Hao: "..."

Next is Ye Mingxin. Han Feixu is relieved. Everyone arranges acquaintances first. The person who knows Ye Mingxin the most here must be her, and Ye Mingxin can't cheat her.

Ye Mingxin raised the corners of her lips, and just about to open her mouth, she heard Jiang Lingyan cough not far away, she paused, "Arrange acquaintances first, but I am familiar with most of the people here, then I will The way to do it is to arrange people who are not familiar first. I don’t know the character, anyway, everyone is an actor, and the character can be acted out. If you only look at the appearance, I think Han Yiren can play Zhou Fanyi. You are all very beautiful. It has that fiery aura.”

Han Feixu looked at her pitifully, but Ye Mingxin was helpless. Jiang Lingyan came to her specifically and warned her not to interfere in the competition, otherwise she would go to Han Feixu and reveal all her past black history.

Between his perfect image and Han Feixu's reverse role, Ye Mingxin resolutely chose the former.

Besides, she really wanted to see what Han Feixu would look like playing a man.

There are a total of eight important roles in Thunderstorm, five men and three women. There is bound to be an actress who wants to reverse the role. If it is a serious Thunderstorm drama, Chi Qiu's reverse role is the most suitable, but this is not a serious Thunderstorm, but a sand sculpture planned and adapted by Jiang Lingyan For Thunderstorm, it would be best to hand over the reverse role to Han Feixu.

Next, the three judges divided the roles very harmoniously, just like sitting in a row and dividing the fruit. Zhang Tonghui was the darkest, playing the role of Lu Dahai, a worker in the mine. The head of the family, Zhou Puyuan, Lu Ersi looked at the young Sunshine, and the role of Sifeng was handed over to her, while Chi Qiu was assigned to play the role of the miserable woman Lu Shiping.

Everyone was settled, and Han Feixu silently smacked the name "Zhou Ping". It sounded familiar, but she couldn't remember who it was. Is it Zhou Chong's sister?

……

"Thunderstorm" is an excerpt from the compulsory 4 of high school Chinese. It is usually learned in the second semester of the second year of high school. It stands to reason that Han Feixu should have just learned this text. However, she does not go to class, and the textbook is sent out. She read it in general first, Then she threw it aside, and at the end of class, she followed the teacher's review ideas to read it a second time.

Han Feixu's memory stayed on the day of Youth Day. The teacher hadn't started reviewing the text yet. She only remembered that she had read Lei Yu's text and had impressions, but she couldn't remember any details.

In the end, it was Yuan Jize who arranged the role for her. When they knew that she was going to act in a reverse role, everyone looked at her with great excitement, imagining Han Feixu's appearance as a man in their minds, and seeing that everyone's expressions were not right, Han Fei Xu also realized that she might have missed something, so she quietly asked the nearest Han Yiren, "Who is Zhou Ping?"

Han Yiren gave her a strange look, as if she was wondering why she didn't know who Zhou Ping was. After all, those who have attended the Department of Acting would use thunderstorm dramas as assessments.

"Zhou Ping is the young master of the Zhou family," Han Yiren added after a pause, "the second scum of the Zhou family."

……

shit.

It is not easy to memorize all the lines in one day. Although most people have rehearsed Thunderstorm, they were not playing the current roles at that time, and the lines still had to be memorized again. Moreover, they still held the legendary As for the "very distinctive" character characteristics, no matter what kind of role you have just been assigned, you must act in accordance with this characteristic.

The assistant director asked everyone to take their luggage to various private houses to put things first. When they arrived, they could open the envelopes, then rest for a while, read the script, eat and eat, and then gather at one o'clock in the afternoon to rehearse together.

This village is very small, and there are even fewer people who can live there. All the young and middle-aged people go out to work, and no one wants to stay to farm. Most of the people who still live are left-behind children and elderly people. Middle-aged village women are already rare.

The program team also took a lot of effort to find four private houses that can be borrowed and are convenient for filming. According to the personal results of the previous period, men and women are separated, and two people live together. The better the score, the better the place to live.

Therefore, Han Feixu and Han Yiren were allocated the best small bungalow on the second floor.

I heard that this is a wedding room for a young couple. The young couple both went to work after they got married. The place is free and just rented out to the program crew.

When they saw the small bungalow, everyone made a sound of envy, and then they didn't know who started it, and the sound of envy turned into a funny sound.

Every variety show needs to form a cp, and speculating on cp can greatly increase the ratings. It's just that Han Yiren and Qi Qing cp last week, and now it's replaced by Han Feixu, which doesn't seem so good.

Jiang Lingyan was always watching from a distance. She was thinking about cutting this part out when she went back, when she saw Fa Xiao walking beside her. She lowered her voice, sounding a little gloomy, "Did you do it on purpose?"

Jiang Lingyan sighed, Ye Mingxin is not good at all, especially this habit of eating flying vinegar is the worst.

……

"It has nothing to do with me. Before the filming of the first episode started, I had already arranged for someone to fix it. I don't have a chance to control the score in this show. Whoever wins the first place is their own ability."

Han Feixu and Han Yiren walked into the residence first and put down their suitcases. The first thing they did was to read the contents of the envelopes, opened their respective envelopes, and looked at the words on the cards. Both of them were taken aback for a moment, then raised their heads , looking at each other.

Han Feixu: "What did you write?"

Han Yiren took the card over, she was a little confused, "What... does this mean?"

Han Feixu didn't understand either, "It means your character likes this kind of thing."

"What about yours, what's on your card?"

Han Feixu turned the card over and showed it to Han Yiren. Han Yiren stretched out his head and took a look, then raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Pfft."

Han Feixu: "..."

She wondered if Jiang Lingyan knew some kind of witchcraft, otherwise she could draw such a bad card in a completely open, transparent and irregular card drawing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

No matter how unacceptable it is, we have to accept this fact. They set off at 10 o'clock in the morning, and when they arrived here at 30:[-], the assistant director talked for a long time until now, after eleven o'clock, Han Feixu rubbed his stomach, "I'm a little hungry."

Just like a heart-to-heart, she just said that she was hungry, and the aunt of the landlord came and told them to go down to eat.

The aunt was very enthusiastic. She spoke Hejian dialect and asked them what their names were. After listening, the aunt said: "So, you are two sisters?"

The two sisters here mean sisters, Han Feixu smiled and shook his head, "No, we are not sisters."

The aunt was quite surprised, "Yeah, I think you look alike."

Auntie is right, Han Feixu and Han Yiren are indeed a bit similar. Han Feixu has three-dimensional facial features, exquisite appearance, deep eyebrows and eyes, and looks like an exotic beauty. Han Yiren is not as obvious as her, her eyes are very dark, and her chin is pointed. Sharp, when not talking or laughing, the demeanor is cold and mysterious.If you want to talk about it, you can't tell what the similarity is, but if you ask them if they look like each other, everyone will nod, they really look alike.

Han Feixu and Han Yiren looked at each other and smiled, Han Feixu raised his eyebrows, "Han, are you my sister?"

Han Yiren also went on the road, making a cold and not easy to mess with, "Han, when did you become my sister?"

The high-cold look remained for less than two seconds, and the two couldn't help laughing together. The photographer following them looked at them, but couldn't hold back, showing a very wretched auntie smile.

……

It is said that it is a time for everyone to rest, but in fact no one has a rest. Everyone is hurrying to read the script, memorize their lines, and at the same time try to figure out how to integrate the characteristics into the characters.

At 12:30, everyone came out, and the meeting place was in the empty auditorium of the village committee. At noon, if rehearsing outside, within half an hour, one of the eight would faint.Although the auditorium wasn't that hot, there was still no air conditioner. Jiang Lingyan asked someone to pull a vertical air conditioner over, but it couldn't take care of everyone. Once he went far away, he would still sweat profusely.

The judges sat on three temporary outdoor chairs. In addition to commenting, they also acted as mentors. If the contestants were not right, they would also help guide them.But their coaching time is not long, just one hour, and after one hour they can go back to the hotel to turn on the air conditioner, and the poor players are still struggling here.

The eight contestants gathered together, everyone looked at each other, but no one spoke.

Duan Weiyang had never been to a variety show before, she didn't know Jiang Lingyan's style, so she asked Ye Mingxin innocently, "Why do they all look gloomy?"

Ye Mingxin: "Maybe, I was infected by the character's tragic fate."

Yuan Jize: "..." After a long time no see, Ye Mingxin's ability to tell lies has improved again.

Zhang Hao spoke first, "Do you need to report on their respective characteristics?"

Qi Qing: "I don't think it's necessary, just play it like this."

Everyone has memorized part of the lines, so let's start with the first act.

In the original script, ten years later, the Zhou mansion has been converted into a Christian hospital. That part needed many other characters, so it was cut off. The script they got was ten years ago, on that sweltering morning. .

The first characters to appear were Sifeng and Lu Gui. Lu Gui was Sifeng's father, and was about to ask her for money. After everyone changed their clothes, Zhang Hao and Lu Ersi stood in the middle.

Zhang Hao took a few breaths, and then began to read his lines, "Sifeng! Si... wait a minute, student Sifeng, can you open your eyes?"

Lu Ersi stood without anything in her hand, so she pretended to have something in her hand, she was filtering medicine with her eyes closed, when she heard what Zhang Hao said, she turned her head and opened her eyes, "No, my characteristic is Blind people, when I really go on stage, I will perform with my eyes tied up, and then I won’t be able to see anything, so now I have to practice.”

At the beginning, Sifeng and Lu Gui played the most roles. Han Feixu watched from the side. After watching for a long time, she wondered, "Why can't I see Zhang Hao's characteristics?"

Don't talk about her, other people can't tell, Qi Qing lives with Zhang Hao, only he knows Zhang Hao's characteristics, "Look at his hands moving around all the time, always trying to put things away. That's his characteristic, obsessive-compulsive disorder .”

Han Feixu looked carefully for a while, indeed, every time Zhang Hao said a few words, he had to adjust the position of the props, for fear that they would be crooked, she turned her head with a smile, and looked at Qi Qing, "He has a good characteristic and is easy to act .”

Qi Qing agreed with her words very much. He lowered his head and said while winding the dog leash, "That's not it."

Han Feixu looked at him strangely, and at the dog beside him that had been tickling himself with its hind paws, "Where did this dog come from? You brought it?"

Winding the dog chain to about the same length, Qi Qing raised his head expressionlessly, "No, this is my prop."

"what?"

Qi Qing's voice was very bleak, "My characteristic is that I am a dog lover. I always lead a dog wherever I go."

Han Feixu thought for a while, "Actually, it's not bad. Zhou Chong is the second young master. It makes sense that he likes to raise dogs, and it's cute to play with dogs."

Qi Qingyou said quietly: "Really, then you watch."

He took two steps forward, trying to pull the little dog assigned to him by the program group, which was said to be the gentlest and most spiritual in the village.

"Go, it's time to go on stage."

The little dirt dog was as if stuck to the ground, motionless. It was still tickling just now. Seeing that Qi Qing was going to take him to the stage, it immediately lowered its legs, paws tightly gripping the ground, but Qi Qing didn't dare to use too much force. , One person and one dog competed for a long time, the flesh on the neck of the little dog was squeezed to the face, and it was determined not to stand up.

What a good dog who sticks to principles.

……

Tired to death, Qi Qing came back and looked at Han Feixu indifferently, "Did you see it?"

Han Feixu: "I see =="

The third person to take the stage was Zhang Tonghui. His voice was very magnetic, and he read Lu Dahai's lines very charmingly. The sentence "I hate them" seemed to hide emotions that had been suppressed for many years.Han Feixu was almost brought into the play by him, if he didn't always scratch his stomach.

A strong man, scratching his arms and stomach at every turn, is really a show, isn't it?Do you have lice?

Hearing Zhang Hao's complaints, Zhang Tonghui put down his arm innocently, "But this is my characteristic. My characteristic is that I am a patient with severe urticaria, so I have to scratch it all the time."

Zhang Hao: "..." Apart from him, there are no other normal characteristics!

It seems that there is really no more.

Zhang Tonghui's acting is not bad, but he always scratches himself, Duan Weiyang's smile is low, he can't help laughing down there, Ye Mingxin and Yuan Jize can bear it, until Qi Qing finally pulls a very stubborn dog On the field, when Gouzi turned around and dragged Qi Qing away, they couldn't help it ==

And that's just the beginning...

Everyone stumbled over their lines, and there were more laughs than rehearsals. When Han Yiren appeared in a red and green floral coat and trousers, even the most serious Zhang Tonghui couldn't keep acting.

Have you ever seen Zhou Fanyi dressed as a rural woman in Changbai Mountain?If you haven't seen it, now you have.

Qi Qing pulled the dog and looked at the red and green Han Yiren sitting next to him. After a long time, he called out dryly: "Mom."

Han Yiren: "...Hey."

When Qi Qing and Han Yiren were talking about their lines, Han Feixu was preparing below, and it was time for her to take the stage soon. She glanced at the note dejectedly, and felt that she was about to become a comedian.

After reading the note, she subconsciously glanced at Ye Mingxin again. Coincidentally, Ye Mingxin was also looking at her. She smiled at Han Feixu, but Han Feixu turned his head away in a breakdown, almost crying.

Ye Mingxin: "..." Didn't they just look at each other, as for it?

It's been almost half an hour now, and Chi Qiu will have to wait for a while before appearing. She flipped through the script and said, "It's up to you next."

"Ok, I know."

Chi Qiu looked at her curiously, "What are your characteristics?"

Han Feixu had already put on the wig, she was silent, "You will know soon."

Han Yiren's acting skills are very good. Although the appearance is quite eye-catching, but she and Qi Qing talked to each other, and soon became better. Immediately, it is time for Han Feixu to appear on the stage.

Han Feixu put on the navy blue silk robe given by the crew and came to Qi Qing's side.

Qi Qing looked up and called her, "Brother."

Han Feixu is tall and straight, wearing a silk shirt from the Republic of China period, his eyes are blurred and empty, which is very close to the description of "beautiful empty shape" in the script.Accustomed to seeing Han Feixu's long hair fluttering, she suddenly tied up all her hair, revealing a beautiful and tight neckline. Everyone's eyes lit up, and they began to look forward to her performance.

According to the script, Han Feixu yawned first, then nodded: "You, you, you, you are, you are here!"

Qi Qing: "..." Oh, Huo.

Han Yiren has known for a long time that Han Feixu's characteristic is stuttering, but she still wanted to laugh when she heard it. She blocked her mouth and suppressed the smile, then raised her head and looked at her: "Ping!"

Han Feixu: "Oh? You, you, you, you are also, here!"

The tone of Han Yiren's voice changed, and she couldn't help laughing at first glance. In this case, it's pretty good for her to remember the lines, "I just came downstairs."

Hearing the small laughter that everyone tried their best to hold back but couldn't help it at all, Han Feixu was very helpless, and she continued: "Father, father, no, no, no, no, go out, right?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

A burst of laughter erupted, and Han Feixu was startled. She turned her head and saw Duan Weiyang covering her stomach, her laughing legs raised. Originally, the two judges beside her were also laughing, but after she laughed for 3 minutes, she couldn't stop laughing. When it didn't stop, they stopped laughing and they got a little worried ==

Yuan Jize patted Duan Weiyang on the shoulder in confusion, "Duan Weiyang?"

Originally, Duan Weiyang's laughter had decreased a lot in amplitude and sound, and it looked like it was about to recover, but Yuan Jize's slap like this seemed to turn on a switch on her body, and she burst out laughing again. Smiling, and hiccupped, just after lunch, Duan Weiyang felt that the lunch was pouring up, she quickly covered her mouth, and ran to the toilet of the village committee.

Han Feixu: ...

It turns out that this statement is true after laughing so hard ==