I Woke up to Find I Have a Child

After a night of flirting, Shen Sangluo walked back to her home again with shameful steps.

She thought she was cautious and slow when she got up, but in fact Jiang Lingyan woke up earlier than her, so she didn't make a sound, just closed her eyes, listening to Shen Sangluo put on her clothes rustlingly, and then stood on tiptoe , trotting out with lace-up shoes.

Jiang Lingyan casually pulled off the shirt she was wearing yesterday, put it on loosely, then got out of bed, stood by the French window, looking at the empty garden.

About a minute later, Shen Sangluo appeared in the garden. She found her car and ran over like a thief. She searched her entire body, but she couldn't find the car key. She finally found the key from her bag. , Shen Sangluo almost cried with joy, she opened the car door and sat in.

She didn't drive immediately, but relaxed her body first. When she returned to the car, it was equivalent to returning to her own place. Even the air became fresh. She took a long breath, inserted the car key, She was just about to start a fire, when she raised her eyes, she saw Jiang Lingyan, half naked, standing by the French window, looking at her with good eyes.

Jiang Lingyan put her legs together and hooked her left ankle with her right foot. She didn't button up her shirt. The shirt was naturally open, and her soft breasts were looming under the shirt.The cufflinks were scattered somewhere, and the extra fabric on the cuffs covered her palms, and she folded her hands in front of her body. This posture seemed quite charming and charming without knowing it.

Seeing that she found herself, Jiang Lingyan raised her hand and waved goodbye to her. She looked very happy, and the smile on her face could blind Shen Sangluo's eyes.

Shen Sangluo: ...I don't want to live anymore.

Back home, Shen Sangluo lay down on the bed in a collapsed state, beat the pillow several times angrily, and then sat up with a paralyzed face. She took out her mobile phone and found that Han Feixu had sent her more than a dozen messages from 10:30 to 12:30 messages.

[Han Feixu: Are you back?

haven't come back yet?

Hey, tell me, it's eleven o'clock, if you don't go back, you don't have to go to work.

Why didn't you answer the phone call?

I have already called you five times, did you not hear me or you lost your phone.

……

……

……

Shen Sangluo!If you don't pick me up, call the police!

Just now Jiang Lingyan answered the phone.Shen Sangluo, I was wrong, I'm sorry for you.

That... I still want to ask, are you done? 】

Shen Sangluo looked at the phone screen silently. After a long time, she moved her wrist, and after a perfect parabola, the phone returned to the trash can.

Liang Zhu would smoke when he was upset, Han Feixu would make noise when he was upset, Shen Sangluo was the most elegant, and when she was upset, she would practice calligraphy.

Standing in front of the writing desk, Shen Sangluo leaned on her waist, her spirit sank to her dantian, brewing a good mood, she swiped a big brush, and wrote seven words in a chic way - one attack will destroy the bones.

……

When Shen Sangluo calmed down, she picked up the phone from the trash can, took a picture of this picture, and sent it to Han Feixu.

Seeing the photo, Han Feixu smiled like a child weighing two hundred catties.

Han Feixu asked Aunt Li to boil a pot of thick pork bone soup, and then boiled a pot of old hen soup, preparing to mend Section Chief Shen's bones that were about to fall apart.

After delivering the soup, it was time for Han Feixu to pack up and go to the variety show. In the morning, Han Feixu sent Yiyi to the kindergarten, kissed Yiyi in the car, and watched Zhong Yuanyuan send Yiyi to the kindergarten. Feixu just left.

When she arrived, almost everyone else had arrived, and the variety show also had a kick-off ceremony. After offering incense one by one, Jiang Lingyan gave an order, and the show officially started filming.

The first shot of the show starts from the hotel. Although the actors did not live in the hotel, but to create a false impression of living in the hotel, each actor has two follow-up cameramen, who will record the actor’s words and deeds All photographed.

After the opening ceremony, the actors found their rooms, and then began to shoot the wake-up scene.

At this time, they were playing the "just woke up" contestants, and Han Feixu put his first shot in the bathroom.

"Are you ready? Teacher Han."

Han Feixu raised his voice, "Ready."

After the filming started outside, Han Feixu turned on the faucet, washed her hands, and then opened the door and walked out. When she saw the camera, she subconsciously smiled, "It's so early, I just woke up."

Zhong Yuanyuan stood behind the photographer. Seeing Han Feixu's natural expression, she immediately gave her two thumbs up and mouthed: "Very good! Hold on!"

Han Feixu: "..."

If no one cares about her, she can continue to act freely, Zhong Yuanyuan is so supportive, she is a bit out of the play instead ==

She walked to the bed, which had been messed up by Zhong Yuanyuan in advance. She opened a suitcase and looked at the snacks inside, and Han Fei froze for a moment.

Of course the cameraman would not miss this kind of scene, he quickly pushed the camera over, Han Feixu swipe the cover of the suitcase, and said with a stiff smile: "Wrong, this is not my suitcase, this is my assistant's."

Zhong Yuanyuan: "..." Nonsense, it was Han Feixu who told her to bring more snacks, because she was afraid that she would have nothing to eat during the filming.

Han Feixu heard from Ye Mingxin that she was very busy when the variety show was filming and had no time to eat. That's why Han Feixu asked her to bring a whole suitcase of snacks.

Han Feixu squatted on the ground, silently, she raised her head solemnly, "Can the scene just now be deleted?"

Seeing that the cameraman didn't speak, she opened the suitcase and took out a bag of potato chips, "If you cut the shot, I'll give you a bag."

Faced with the potato chip bribe, the cameraman also remained silent, "Mr. Han, I am in charge of filming, not cutting."

Han Feixu froze for a moment, then put the potato chips back.

……

Walking out of the room, Han Feixu just ran into another actor, Lu Ersi.

In the party, Lu Ersi was the quietest one, she basically didn't speak, and she listened to what others said, and when she was mentioned, she would only smile shyly, and the person who laughed felt itchy.

However, today, under the camera, Lu Ersi called out enthusiastically, "Sister Feixu! So you are also on this show!"

She trotted all the way over and looked at Han Feixu with her starry eyes, "Sister Feixu, when did you come? I just got off the plane in the middle of the night last night. I was woken up after five hours of sleep. I really want to go back to sleep again." Sleep."

? ? ?Didn't you still play with everyone the day before yesterday?

Han Feixu finally said to Liang Zhu that this circle is full of dramatists and has a preliminary understanding.After a short period of astonishment, Han Feixu also showed a surprised expression, "I also arrived last night. I said why I heard someone walking around in the middle of the night last night. It turned out to be you."

Lu Ersi smiled, and stretched out his hand, wanting to hold her, "Let's go down together, I heard that the downstairs is already ready."

Seeing her movements, Han Feixu raised her hand and brushed her hair, "It's just right, I'm hungry too, let's go."

The smile on Lu Ersi's face paused, and then she smiled brighter, "I heard that Sister Chi Qiu is here too, but I didn't see her yesterday. I'll go say hello to her later."

The two went downstairs while talking, during which they ran into Zhang Tonghui and Nie Kaiyuan who lived on the second floor. They came to the lobby on the first floor together. At this time, the director team was ready. Jiang Lingyan was standing in the middle, but she was not holding the microphone people.

The assistant director is holding the microphone, and he is responsible for explaining the rules of this issue.

In the later stage, the information and introduction of each actor will be edited, and all eight actors will be introduced once, and the shots will disappear after a few minutes, just to make up for the time taken by the opening ceremony.

There was no need to exchange pleasantries, the assistant director immediately began to talk about the rules.

"In order to compete for the title of protagonist, all contestants need to go through multiple rounds of competition. Be careful, the one with the lowest score after the competition will be eliminated. But this is the first round, so it's not that tense. The first round and the second round The last place after the average score in the competition will be unfortunately eliminated. Okay, let’s not gossip, please take note of the rules of this issue carefully.”

"In this issue, the eight contestants will be combined into male and female groups, divided into four groups, draw lots to obtain their own identities, and then go to the designated place to complete the designated tasks. The deadline for completing the tasks is [-] o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

"Attention! There is a hard rule for all missions, that is, they cannot be recognized by anyone. The cameraman will shoot in a very hidden place. Please rest assured that our cameramen are all professional and will not cause trouble for everyone. .”

Although Han Feixu had read the planning form in advance, there were dozens of locations and competition formats written on the planning form, many of which were alternatives, and there was no guarantee that there would be any changes in the later period, and she didn't know what to do this time.

Zhang Hao murmured beside her, "If you can't be recognized, do you want to investigate in disguise?"

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Hao punched his palm with a heartbroken face, "Nie Kaiyuan, you are finished, you must be the first to be eliminated."

Nie Kaiyuan kicked up, Zhang Hao dodged nimbly, the atmosphere was activated by the two of them, Chi Qiu also slapped Han Feixu's arm, "I think you are in danger too, others can say it, but your personal characteristics are the most obvious, With such long hair, people don’t know your face, but they also know your hair.”

Not to be outdone, Han Feixu said, "My hair can be coiled up, you are the easiest to recognize, and the hardest to hide. With a height of 1.7 meters [-], people will definitely look at you first, and then they will notice us short stature."

Han Feixu gave her an idea, "How about you pretend to be a hunchback?"

Chi Qiu scolded with a smile, "Go! You don't want to be burdened by idols, I want more!"

After they finished talking, the assistant director took out a lottery box. This time, the list of male and female groups was drawn, and the women were drawn first, while the men were waiting to be assigned.

The first one to go up was Han Yiren. After she finished smoking, she saw the name written on it. She smiled a little, and then brightened up. Han Feixu leaned over to take a look, Qi Qing.

Qi Qing is the most fair-looking and literary person among all the people, and the person who left is also a person who is a high-achieving student, and everyone let out a long cry, "Oh~~~~"

Zhang Hao whistled, "You're a gifted scholar and beautiful lady~"

Han Jiaren walked down with a smile, naturally accepting everyone's teasing, Chi Qiu then went up, she put her hand into the lottery box, and after a long time, she found a piece of paper with Zhang Tonghui's name imprinted on it.

Zhang Tonghui is the least famous of the eight of them, but he is not bad. Chi Qiu felt very satisfied and went down too. There were only two tickets left in it. The next one to go up was Han Feixu. She hadn't started drawing yet. Ersi shouted to her nervously, "Sister Feixu, don't draw Nie Kaiyuan!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Han Feixu took out the lottery paper, unfolded it, and the camera took a close-up.

It is Nie Kaiyuan.

……

Now that's all right, the two people who don't like makeup get together.

After the partner was drawn, the next step was the task. Seeing that the program team brought another lottery box, Han Feixu looked to the side and said strangely: "Didn't you say come down for breakfast? Why didn't I see breakfast?"

Assistant director: "Don't worry, you can eat it after smoking."

This time, the draw was a man. Nie Kaiyuan picked one up at random, and then looked at it with Han Feixu. The two of them leaned their heads together to read what was written on the paper.

Han Feixu read it out, "In the No. [-] stall in Rongqingli Vegetable Market, set up a stall to sell roast duck?!"

Han Feixu's eyes widened, and he raised his head and asked the assistant director: "We don't even know how to cook roast duck, how can we sell it?!"

"This kind of highly professional work is done by stall owners and masters. What you have to do is to sell things, and you have to make up a reasonable identity to ensure that you will not be recognized."

In addition to selling roast duck, there is another sentence in the back, earning 5000 yuan.

Roast ducks in the vegetable market are always very cheap, half a duck is only 25 yuan, 2000 yuan, and a piece is [-] yuan, which means they need to sell a hundred roast ducks...

Before Han Feixu had time to speak, there were already howls everywhere.

Lu Ersi: "Selling rice in the streets? Is this industry still there?"

Qi Qing: "I have no problem with selling things, but it depends on what you are selling. The secret recipe of rheumatism medicine passed down from ancestors, isn't this fake medicine? No way, we were taken into the police station by the police just after we went out to sell it for a while?!"

Chi Qiu: "At any rate, you still have something to sell. We are going to be beggars! If you have hands and feet to be beggars, you will definitely be regarded as liars! No, we are liars in the first place!"

After listening to the shocked speeches of other contestants, Han Feixu turned his head, grabbed Nie Kaiyuan's hand, and shook it twice, "Thank you, thank you!"

Nie Kaiyuan was not modest either, "You're welcome, you're out of the house, and you'll be able to get around the world with just this European spirit."

Other players: "..."

The so-called early is to buy it with the money they earn. They can no longer accept it, and they can only accept it. Eight people and four cars, everyone set off on the road together, rushing to their task location. There is also a camera in the car. She had to be reserved in front of the camera, but she really couldn't keep it up.

She lowered her head, put her hands on her forehead, and her shoulders trembled. Nie Kaiyuan turned his gaze from the window, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

Han Feixu didn't answer, so he patted Han Feixu's shoulder. Han Feixu couldn't take it anymore, and held his chest and raised his head, "Oh, I'm almost suffocating from laughing, hahahahahaha beggar hahahahahahaha... ..."

Nie Kaiyuan: "..." He didn't say a few words to Han Feixu last time, and now he realized that her smile was so low.

And the reflex arc is a bit long ==

When they came to the vegetable market, they entered through the back door of the store. The inside was ready at this time, and the cameras were hidden in a very hidden place. Even the roast duck model hanging on the window sill was stuffed with a downward shooting camera.

Han Feixu and Nie Kaiyuan first greeted the roast duck master, and then discussed how to dress up and set their identities.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Brothers and sisters?"

Han Feixu shook his head, they looked too alike.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Husband and wife?"

Han Feixu shook his head again. Husband and wife need a tacit understanding. If they can't act, others can tell the clue at a glance.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Then I don't know either."

Han Feixu: "You can think of two identities? Too few."

Nie Kaiyuan: "You think too much, then you think of one."

Han Feixu: "I can only think of these two identities."

Nie Kaiyuan: "..." Then you're talking nonsense!

In the end, they still used separate identities. Han Feixu was the boss—that is, the cousin and niece of the roast duck chef, and Nie Kaiyuan was the new employee hired by the roast duck chef.

With their identities separated, there is more space for them to display their talents. They only need to fabricate their own identities and stories, and they don't need to cooperate with each other.This is also one of their advantages in selling roast ducks. Like those who sell rice, sell fake medicines, or beggars in the streets, their identities cannot be separated at all, and they must cooperate.

After confirming, the two of them began to make up with local materials. Nie Kaiyuan changed into a set of work clothes that the roast duck master put in the store. The master's clothes were a bit small, and he was very tight after wearing them. Then he changed into an oily apron , Nie Kaiyuan's expression remained unchanged. He even picked up the oil drum in the back kitchen and rubbed some oil on his hands and body. Charcoal, painted himself as a coal burner.

The most difficult thing for Nie Kaiyuan to cover up was his figure. His face was fine, as long as it was dirty or messy, his tough-looking appearance would be easily overlooked, while Han Feixu was more troublesome.

She changed into a big floral dress worn by the boss's wife, then put her hair up, staring at herself in the small mirror, Han Feixu frowned.

She looks too clean, and her hair is too glossy, that's not what a working girl looks like.

Simply, Han Feixu followed Nie Kaiyuan's example and made himself dirty. There was a small sink in the back kitchen. Han Feixu took some water, soaked his hair in it, and then took it out again. The wet hair looked Withered a lot, she no longer tied her hair up, and tied it into a messy, loose braid, and then left it behind.

When she came here this morning, she was going out with makeup. Han Feixu took out the makeup tool from the bag she carried with her. She washed off all the makeup on her face first, faced the camera with plain makeup, and then looked at the blush plate I picked out a purple-red blush from various colors in the store, and didn't need a brush, just dipped it twice with my fingertips, and then began to smear it on my face without money.

Nie Kaiyuan turned himself into a sharp brother outside, and when he came back, seeing Han Feixu's face, he took a step back in fright: "Hey! You were scalded by boiling water?!"

Han Feixu smiled and showed his big white teeth, "How is it?"

Nie Kaiyuan had lingering fears, "It's quite scary."

Han Feixu: "..."

Han Feixu thought she was pretty. She looked in the mirror for a while, and even if she became a working girl, she was still a flower among the working girls~

Coming to the front window, Han Feixu and Nie Kaiyuan put on plastic gloves, and then began to wait for customers to come to the door. Nie Kaiyuan didn't know how to sell things. Han Feixu was better than him, and she would yell.

So, the two discussed it. Nie Kaiyuan cut the duck and weighed it as vegetarian and stewed vegetables, and Han Feixu was responsible for collecting money and attracting customers.

At ten o'clock in the morning, there was no one in the vegetable market. Even if there were, they came to buy fruit. Finally, a customer was getting closer and closer to the window, and Han Feixu hurriedly shouted.

"Beauty! Look at our roast duck, it's just out of the oven!"

Nie Kaiyuan:? ? ?Did you say you should speak in Shandong dialect just now?