Wang Xiaoming of Lucifer

"The promised frontier city is full of yellow sand, and life is hard?! Can the author explain some logic!"

"Such a text can collect enough soul power to become a book world?!" Wang Xiaoming felt that this world was really absurd, "Has the human soul power already reached this point?"

Lucifer couldn't answer other questions, but he could still answer this question: "After all, little Huang Wen spends energy."

"At a time like this, can we be more serious?" Wang Xiaoming was choked by Lucifer's answer, "Is it time to speak pornography?! Is it?! Is it?!"

"I'm just stating the facts." Lucifer replied solemnly.

"Okay, you force you to be justified." Wang Xiaoming said that this kind of thing is free to testify, there is no need to argue for right or wrong, and there is no right or wrong, "Oh, it's not right!"

"What's wrong?" Lucifer found that Wang Xiaoming really tended to think too much about unnecessary things.

"Since they've been having sex all winter, why haven't I heard it?!" Leopard's tent is right next to Lucifer's, so why can't he hear anything?And even if Bai Mian is reserved and quiet, what about the orcs in the other tents around?Didn't they sing every night before?How come in winter, the lonely man and widow are in the same room, but there is no movement?

"I blocked it." Lucifer said with a face of course, "Anyway, there is nothing to do in winter, so there is no need to save your soul power."

"Brother Lucifer~ You really are the best!" As soon as Wang Xiaoming heard that it was Lucifer who saved his troubles, he happily rushed up to give him a hug, then took Lucifer's hand and walked out, "Let's go, let's go!" Hurry up and go to the witch doctor, maybe you can bump into Bao Li and Bai Mian."

Because they wanted to pass on the plot to Wang Xiaoming, when the two of them arrived at the tent of the witch doctor, there were already several pairs of orcs sitting in the yard outside the tent, and the female and sub-beasts among those orcs had a patch on their foreheads. The leaves of the pregnancy tree - a specialty of this world, can be pasted on the forehead for a period of time to know whether there is pregnancy or not, as well as the time of pregnancy, and it is sustainable.

Because there is no such thing as menstruation in this world, self-judgment of pregnancy is not feasible because menstruation did not come, and the early detection method is only one kind of pregnancy leaf.

"I suddenly remembered that there is a statistic that I don't know if it is reliable or not. There are so many children born in November in our country because everyone is free during the Spring Festival." Wang Xiaoming saw the battle and approached silently. Leaving Lucifer, whispered in his ear.

"According to what you said, there should be quite a few people born in February and July." Lucifer also replied softly to Wang Xiaoming.

"That's the same thing, I'm traveling on May [-]st and [-]th, so I'm free."

"It's because you travel to another place that makes you feel special, doesn't it?" Lucifer asked rhetorically.

"Why, everything will become so dirty when it comes to you?!" Wang Xiaoming looked at him with disgust as if he was meeting Lucifer for the first time.

"It's all said that I'm stating the facts, and didn't you start this topic first?" Lucifer retorted, "If you want to say dirty, don't you stop dirty?!"

"My little virgin who has never held a girl's hand, what's so dirty about it?" Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but give Lucifer a supercilious look.

"It's as if I'm not." After Lucifer finished speaking, the witch doctor happened to walk towards the two of them, so Wang Xiaoming could only swallow his shock silently.

"I think I can save a pregnant leaf." The witch doctor took a look at Wang Xiaoming's figure, teased him happily, and stuck a pregnant leaf on him, "Okay, you guys find a place to sit too."

"Fuck! I forgot to check it!" Although he had seen the leaves on everyone's foreheads before, Wang Xiaoming didn't realize that he was doing something until the witch doctor said the three words 'pregnant leaves'. Well.

"Then why do you still come to the witch doctor?" Lucifer poked the pregnant leaf on his forehead with a smile, "I thought you knew I would help you?"

"I just wanted to come and see Bao Li and the others." Knowing that Lucifer would help him, Wang Xiaoming relaxed, "I really want to see Bai Mian's expression when she knows she's pregnant."

"How are you sure he's pregnant?"

"It's been a whole winter! I haven't stopped! I'm so sorry to the readers for not being pregnant!" Yes, Wang Xiaoming is now in a state of schadenfreude.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming's expectant face, Lucifer silently swallowed all the complaints - the boyfriend he chose, no matter how stupid he is, he will still spoil him.

"Speaking of which." Looking around, Wang Xiaoming, who didn't see Bai Mian and the others, temporarily withdrew his attention, "Are you also a virgin who has never touched a girl's hand?"

"No, I've touched it." Not to mention that every time he travels through parallel planes, he needs the earth to hold his hand and take him back and forth, but to say that when he was selecting instructors for the earth, he had never met a girl like Lucifer before. Not to mention touching hands, there are quite a few hugs.

"When I heard that you, a male god who looks like a cashier, is still a virgin, I am very happy. The inferiority of human beings is really, a bit scary." Although it was scary, Wang Xiaoming still smiled very brightly, Especially in the current environment, it is no different from writing the words "I am pregnant" on the face, and there is no sense of disobedience.

"You don't want a girl, and I don't want a girl. I think there is an essential difference between the two of us." Lucifer hit him unceremoniously.

"Where is love?! Can you still play happily?!"

Lucifer turned his head and looked Wang Xiaoming up and down, and then asked in a particularly awkward tone: "When did we have love between you two?" You don't even remember it.

"Unscrupulous man, when you chased me back then, you called me Xiao Tiantian." If the current environment did not allow it, Wang Xiaoming would have knelt down on the ground on the spot and pretended to cry for Lucifer.

"Mrs. Niu?" Lucifer called out casually.

"Male god, you really don't need to be so down-to-earth." Wang Xiaoming silently withdrew his eyes, "You can't do this." Is the down-to-earth male god still a male god? !

"I think it's pretty good." Lucifer slightly curled the corner of his mouth, "In case you act alone and look like a lunatic."

"What's the difference? Doesn't it make me look like a lunatic when the two of us play me?"

"I'm going crazy with you, isn't it good?"