Wang Xiaoming of Lucifer

"Brother? Brother?" Wang Xiaoming squinted his eyes and gave Lucifer a strange look, then nestled himself into his arms, rubbed his neck and whispered, "Brother, brother~ the baby wants to watch the gun~ "

"..." Lucifer is sure now that Wang Xiaoming is pretending to be drunk.

"The baby wants to see the gun~~~" Before Lucifer's response, Wang Xiaoming persisted, saying these words over and over again.

"Okay, okay, look at the gun." Being so noisy, Lucifer quickly found a place where no one was around, opened a portal, and sent him home.

When Lucifer arrived at the place, he took a glance and saw that the living room of Wang Xiaoming's house was still lit. He stretched out his hand to cover the eyes of the person who was still yelling 'Look at the gun', and after letting him fall asleep, he put himself on another. Invisibility tactics, and then started ringing the doorbell, and kept ringing until there was movement in the room before stopping.

When the queen mother opened the gate of her villa and saw Wang Xiaoming sleeping on the ground, she looked around and thought strangely: "I'm so drunk, how did my son come back?" '

Early the next morning, when the mobile phone alarm clock rang on time, the hangover Wang Xiaoming struggled to get the mobile phone from the bedside table, squinted his eyes and called Lucifer.

"Hello?" Lucifer, who didn't even want to call Wang Xiaoming to get up and exercise today, was also asleep on the bed, "Who?"

"Lucifer~" Hearing Lucifer's voice, Wang Xiaoming coquettishly unconsciously, "Ask for medicine."

"Wang Xiaoming?" Lucifer asked in surprise, "Are you awake?"

"Brother Lucifer~ask for medicine~baby~headache~" Wang Xiaoming continued coquettishly.

"Are you still drunk?" Lucifer lifted the quilt and sat up from the bed, asking while opening the portal.

"No." Wang Xiaoming said weakly, "but my head hurts."

"I didn't see how much you drank yesterday. Why is it so painful?" Lucifer, who had already arrived in Wang Xiaoming's room, took out a panacea from the space and handed it to him.

"I don't know." Wang Xiaoming didn't even bother to stretch out his hand, he opened his mouth and waited for Lucifer to feed him.

Lucifer threw the panacea into Wang Xiaoming's mouth helplessly, then reached out and poked his forehead: "Do you really think I'm a three-year-old child?"

"A three-year-old is not as cute as I am." Wang Xiaoming said shamelessly, "How about going home to watch the gun?"

Lucifer ignored Wang Xiaoming's questioning, and reached out to pat his quilt: "If you don't feel any pain, get up and do some exercise."

"Zhou Bapi." Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes, wrapped in the air conditioner and turned around, his back to Lucifer, "Baby is hungover, baby can't get up, baby needs to sleep."

"..." Wang Xiaoming had three babies in a row, and Lucifer was speechless for a while, and couldn't help thinking, "Eight-year-old Wang Xiaoming wouldn't act like a baby." '

"Then you rest." Lucifer didn't want to force Wang Xiaoming, so he got up and was about to leave.

Unexpectedly, Lucifer was really going to leave, Wang Xiaoming lifted his quilt angrily, and protested: "A liar who doesn't count his words!"

Lucifer turned and looked at Wang Xiaoming: "Do you really want to see it?"

"En!" Wang Xiaoming nodded excitedly.

"Look down and see."

"Bow your head?" Wang Xiaoming lowered his head because he didn't understand, and looked at it for two seconds. When he looked up again, where was the shadow of Lucifer in the room?

Wang Xiaoming: Big liar!

Lucifer: Where did I lie?

Wang Xiaoming: Shameless!

Lucifer: Didn't I tell you to look down at the gun?

Wang Xiaoming: Where is the gun when you bow your head?

Lucifer: No?impossible?Are you a man in disguise?

Lucifer: No, it was still there when I watched it last time.

Two text messages from Lucifer's side passed, and Wang Xiaoming, who had been replying in seconds before, waited for a few seconds before replying to the message this time.

Wang Xiaoming:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Seeing the series of exclamation marks, Lucifer chuckled twice, threw the phone aside, and went to wash himself.

When Lucifer came out of the bathroom, he saw more than a dozen unread text messages displayed on the phone interface.

Wang Xiaoming: God, can you stop driving suddenly? !

Wang Xiaoming: Male god, can you not destroy the human design?

Wang Xiaoming: God, are you teasing me? !

Wang Xiaoming: A male god? !Are you still there?

Wang Xiaoming: A male god? ? ?

Wang Xiaoming: Lucifer?

Wang Xiaoming: Hello, hello? !What about people? !

Wang Xiaoming: It's very rude to suddenly disappear in the middle of the chat!

Wang Xiaoming: Well, I still have something serious to ask? !

Wang Xiaoming: I suspect that my Mercury is retrograde recently!

Wang Xiaoming: Why do I meet Mei every time I leave the community? This is unscientific!

Wang Xiaoming: Can you still make people play happily?

Wang Xiaoming: Is it really okay for this thing to appear so frequently?

Wang Xiaoming: Is the current living environment so bad?

Wang Xiaoming: I'm afraid this broken earth will end!

Wang Xiaoming: No!I'm not in a relationship yet!Haven't held a girl's hand yet!Didn't inherit the whole earth yet!

Wang Xiaoming: I don't allow it to end like this!

Wang Xiaoming: Hey, hey, how about going to the pinnacle of life as agreed? !

Lucifer: ...

"This baby really looks crooked."

Just when Lucifer in this plane wondered how Wang Xiaoming became what he is now, he is very well-behaved. He is ten years old. Wang Xiaoming is now trying to ask Lucifer in a parallel plane for his birthday present.

After a battle, Wang Xiaoming grabbed the corner of Lucifer who was about to find a place to hide, and said, "Brother, today is my birthday."

"En." Lucifer nodded, indicating that he knew about it.

"Have you prepared a gift for me?" Wang Xiaoming raised his head and showed a bright smile towards Lucifer, "If not, can you give me a cake?"

"Not good." Lucifer was not bewitched by Wang Xiaoming's smile, and resolutely shook his head and refused, "Did you forget what the dentist said just now?"

"I remember." Wang Xiaoming said affirmatively, "The doctor said: 'You give your son less sweets.'" The tone of the voice imitated vividly.

"Then you still want me to buy you a cake?"

"But the doctor only said not to let my mother buy it for me." Wang Xiaoming quibbled, "Didn't say not to let my brother buy it for me."

"That's not allowed." Lucifer forcibly pulled out the corner of his clothes, and then cast himself an invisibility technique.

"But it's my birthday today." Wang Xiaoming put on an aggrieved expression, as if he hadn't seen the scene of the transformation, "How can there be no cake on my birthday?"

Lucifer remained unmoved.

"Today is the baby's birthday, and the baby wants to eat cake. A birthday is incomplete without cake."