Wang Xiaoming of Lucifer

"Oh, you're asking this." Wang Xiaoming made an expression of enlightenment, then turned his body a little more, looked at the three people in the back row and said, "Have you ever heard of Maoshan Taoist priests?"

"The real one or the fake one?" Han Zimin asked quickly.

"Do you think we are fake?" Wang Xiaoming asked back.

"It's not like!" Han Zimin immediately said something swearing, and then asked tentatively, "But, can you fall in love?"

"We can not only fall in love." Wang Xiaoming said with a smile, "We can also engage in homosexuality."

"I see."

"So you know about it?"

Wang Xiaoming shook his head: "You are Taoists and not fortune tellers."

"Oh? You Taoist priests are not lucky?" Han Zimin said quickly again.

"Fake Taoist priests tell fortunes." Wang Xiaoming replied indifferently, and then explained to Chu Tianyu solemnly, "Although we are the heirs of the Maoshan School, what we usually have to learn is only swordsmanship, so in the current situation we I really don't know."

"Then your swords." Chu Tianyu looked around the entire car, but didn't see a single sword, "Where are you going now?"

"Of course it's in the universe bag."

"Do you still have Qiankun bag?!" Han Zimin said in surprise, "This is unscientific!"

"Zombies are scientific?" Wang Xiaoming asked Han Zimin.

"That's right." Han Zimin nodded, feeling that what Wang Xiaoming said was very reasonable.

"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Wang Xiaoming looked at Chu Tianyu and asked.

Chu Tianyu shook his head, while Han Zimin asked enthusiastically, "Well, are there any ghosts in this world? Can you catch ghosts?"

"I don't know, I won't catch it."

"Character?"

"No painting."

"Then what do you usually do?!"

"Didn't you just practice swords after talking? And read books."

"Do you still use reading?! Tao Te Ching or Lao Tzu?"

"Language, Mathematics, Foreign Languages, Reasoning, Chemistry, Biology, Politics..."

"Are you from our school?"

"Otherwise what do you think?"

"I'm just curious, curious!" Han Zimin finally realized that he might have asked too much, and shut his mouth obediently.

Han Zimin stopped talking, Wang Xiaoming didn't talk because of the presence of outsiders, Chu Tianyu was busy sending short messages to Wei Xiuxian to tell him the current situation, Gu Yunqing's courtyard gate is not talkative, plus the serious driving road Xifa, for a while the only thing that was quiet in the car was the rhythmic clicking sound of Chu Tianyu tapping on the phone screen.

"There's a traffic jam." After driving for a while, Lucifer suddenly broke the silence in the car, "There must be an accident ahead."

"It's almost there." Calculating the time from the end of the world to the present, it has been almost half an hour. Even if the city did not cause chaos because most people turned into zombies, the government departments should come out to maintain the situation. A little way." Wang Xiaoming looked at the mobile phone navigation in his hand and said, "What should we do now?"

"You wait for me here." Lucifer opened the car door, turned his head and said to Wang Xiaoming, "find a place where there are few cars and wait for me, so as not to be stuck here and unable to move."

Wang Xiaoming nodded.

"I'll go with you." Chu Tianyu, who was stuck in the middle of the back seat and couldn't get out of the car, said loudly.

"Inconvenient." Lucifer frowned, opened a portal and left.

"What is this?!" Seeing this scene, Han Zimin burst out again, "How can you Taoists do this?!"

Wang Xiaoming suddenly regretted saving this man.

"Shut up, if you don't shut up, I'll throw you here." After Wang Xiaoming glared at Han Zimin, he got out of the co-pilot and went around to the driver's seat.

"I haven't told him where Xiuxian is." Chu Tianyu came to his senses only after Wang Xiaoming restarted the car.

"Do you know where he is? Let Gu Ge send a short message to tell Dongqing." Wang Xiaoming said while turning the car around.

"Oh, um, I read the news that there seems to be martial law in the First Hospital." Han Zimin, who had nothing to do, simply took out his mobile phone and checked the relevant news, "Well, it's okay for the boss to go alone, right?"

"No problem." Wang Xiaoming said very reassuringly, "You have to have confidence in your boss."

"Lu Dongqing, can you rescue Xiuxian?" Chu Tianyu asked.

"I don't think there's any problem." Wang Xiaoming turned his head and glanced at Chu Tianyu, "But if you feel uneasy or uneasy, just pray."

"Aren't you Taoist priests?" Han Zimin said in surprise, "You won't be angry if you are a patriarch?"

"Did you misunderstand the Taoist priest?" Because there were cars in front and behind, Wang Xiaoming, who was annoyed by moving around, simply kicked the accelerator and bumped into the car in front.

"..."

After knocking the car in front of him away, Wang Xiaoming shifted to the reverse gear, and then kicked the accelerator again, knocking the car behind him away as well: "If you don't want to pray, you can also read Buddhist scriptures, or I will give it to you." Baidu a section of the Qur'an?"

If he hadn't considered his current situation, Han Zimin would just say: 'I'm afraid I didn't really meet a fake Taoist priest today. '

Half an hour later, Lucifer came back with Wei Xiuxian intact.

"Xiuxian." Chu Tianyu, who couldn't stay in the car at all, could only get out of the car and circle around, when he saw Wei Xiuxian, he ran over and checked up and down, "Are you okay? Are you not injured?" ? Didn’t get scratched or bitten by zombies?”

Wei Xiuxian shook his head: "When I saw the zombie at the window, I locked the door right away."

"That's good!" Chu Tianyu finally felt relieved, and hugged him tightly, "You really scared me to death."

"The plot is coming." The two over there embraced to express the joy of escape from death, while Lucifer looked at Wang Xiaoming with a serious face.

"En?" Wang Xiaoming frowned subconsciously, "What's the bad news?"

"It can't be regarded as bad news." Lucifer turned his head and looked at the two people in the distance, "If there is no accident, the protagonists this time are the two of them."

"What?" Wang Xiaoming blinked at Lucifer several times, "Lao Chu and Lao Wei."

"En." Lucifer lowered his head, touched his forehead with Wang Xiaoming, and passed on the plot to him—now Wang Xiaoming no longer has a headache because of this kind of thing.

Wang Xiaoming flipped through the beginning casually, and said helplessly, "So this time the plot went wrong again from the very beginning, didn't it?"

According to the plot given to him by Lucifer, Chu Tianyu and Wei Xiuxian are not together yet, and they don't even have a vague affection.Not to mention the fact that Chu Tianyu directly awakened his supernatural ability in order to save Wei Xiuxian.