[GL] The most jealous god in the universe

Xiao You loved smug beauty when he was a child.

When I still had tooth decay, I learned how to draw eyebrows and draw eyes. When I was free, I put on lipstick. I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world.

At that time, the children hadn't formed a basic aesthetic, Xiao You was naturally praised as a fairy, and everyone coaxed her and liked her, except for He Yunhan.

Although she was not as out of touch as she is now, she had a faint tendency to not fit in.

The tradition of the old Xiao family, if you can't get it, you have to be tough to get it.And Xiao You is not stupid, she faintly felt the other children's perfunctory, and she was really expecting He Yunhan to look at her more.

In order to get He Yunhan's praise, Xiao You often dangled in front of her.

Hierarchy or something, in the hearts of the children, there is a vague outline.

But He Yunhan was told by his father since he was a child that the Xiao family was their immediate boss, and Xiao You couldn't be bothered.

Therefore, even though she disliked Xiao You who was like a butterfly, she never pushed her away.

Early in the morning, Xiao You wore her pink skirt and pinned a big pink hairpin, and turned around in front of He Yunhan: "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

He Yunhan was cold.

At this time, Xiao You is not as evil as he grew up, and he learned a lot of things from his grandma or TV, she hooked He Yunhan's chin with one hand, "Oh, woman, I know, you have already been conquered by me, Do you want to bow down under my pomegranate skirt?" She lifted the skirt, very enthusiastically, "I'll ask you again, is it good-looking?"

He Yunhan: "It's not good-looking, you have a big head."

Xiao You: ...

One must know that Xiao You's head has always been a minefield since he was a child.I heard from her grandma that she was still in her mother's womb. During the B-ultrasound scan, the doctor lamented the circumference of her head. After she was born, she was even a big-headed baby.

Xiao You wanted to teach He Yunhan a lesson, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.

Then, she was beaten...

For the first time since birth, I was beaten.

Xiao You ran home crying.

After returning home, she was ruthlessly ridiculed by her mother and grandma, and because of this, the old lady of the Xiao family looked at He Yunhan with admiration, and felt that this child had potential, and his ruthlessness would lead to great things in the future.

From then on, Xiao You and He Yunhan's Liang Zi tied the knot.

According to the development trajectory of the two when they were young, they should not have been together, but unfortunately, God changed the development trajectory.

It's almost junior high school.

Mr. Xiao, who often walks by the river, wet her shoes.

After so many years of "doing evil" and bullying the weak, she was finally blocked in the toilet by the daughter of the Hu family from Nanyang.

You know, Xiao You is always accompanied by bodyguards, and only the toilet is the best place to attack.

The grievances between Nanyang and the Holy Emperor went back a very, very long time ago.

Ever since the daughter of the Hu family inquired about how her grandma cried about how infatuated she was when she was young and how she was dumped by Mr. Xiao, she decided that the Xiao family members were all shameless lovers, and she had to hit one when she saw one.

Xiao You never imagined that Hu Shuang was so bold that he asked five people to block the toilet for her with a lollipop in his mouth.

Hu Shuang stared coldly, "You have today too?"

Xiao You couldn't lose his momentum, and put his hands on his hips: "If you fight, you will fight. What kind of lollipop are you eating in the toilet? Who is disgusting?"

Hu Shuang's face turned black.

At that time, He Yunhan did appear, but she didn't use it, and she wasn't an idol drama at all, she took Xiao You's hand and ran out.

He Yunhan had always been the school's sprint record holder at that time, Xiao You was dragged all the way, and his intestines were almost gasping out.

She supported her waist, "Why are you running, my reputation is gone."

Thinking that she is the big sister on campus, how could she do such a sneaky thing?

He Yunhan said with a stern face, "You deserve to be saved, and you should be beaten."

Xiao You puffed up his chest, "I have been practicing Sanda since I was a child. I learned martial arts at the age of three, and I used both fists and kicks—uh——"

Before he finished speaking, He Yunhan kicked over with a whirlwind kick, and Xiao You fell down in response.

He Yunhan looked at Xiao You, "Is there anything else you want to say?"

Xiao You lay on the ground desolately, and said obediently, "I have rice."

For such a person, it is necessary to be strong directly, and must not be soft.

He Yunhan: "Get up."

"Oh." Xiao You patted his buttocks and got up straight away.

After that, when Xiao You saw He Yunhan, it was okay to joke, but anyone who was serious would have to be scared to death first.

They are both in the Holy Emperor, and they are both children of the management team. The two naturally walked together. Xiao You is a few years older than He Yunhan, but compared to his mental age, he is younger.

Before the Chinese New Year in the year when Xiao You was going to go abroad, the Holy Emperor came to a witch who specialized in fortune-telling.

The adults said it was very accurate, so she took He Yunhan to go.

At this time, He Yunhan's family has changed. She doesn't smile much, and she is no longer as violent as she was when she was a child. She has always been indifferent and keeps everything in her heart.

On the road, the driver was driving, Xiao You didn't care about her indifference, she muttered on the road: "No matter what happens, you are my friend, even if the end of the world comes, I will still keep you in my heart, if one day you If you become a monster, I will be the first to chop off your head, and I won’t let you sink like this, don’t worry, Yunhan, I won’t leave you alone.”

He Yunhan silently looked out the window, the veins on her forehead popping up.

She was pulled by Xiao You to tell her fortune.

She didn't believe in these before, but the experience along the way made her somewhat smell of fate.

The witch is not the kind of witch with a big crystal ball, a pointed nose, long hair, and a broom that the two children imagined.

She is a very kind old lady, but she is blind, with white hair, and her voice is warm and kind.

Mr. Xiao is in the room while Xiao You and He Yunhan are waiting.

Mr. Xiao's question was very simple. She had a serious face that Xiao You hadn't seen for a long time: "I want to ask you, if people really have an afterlife, will I still meet my wife?"

Mr. Xiao's wife was surnamed Xia, and she was also a peerless beauty back then.

witch:……

This question is a bit difficult.

When people get older, it is inevitable to be sad.

Mr. Xiao felt a little bit sentimental, Xiao You stepped forward and hugged Mr. Xiao: "Grandma, I never thought you had a conscience."

Old Xiao always wanted to laugh, and patted Xiao You's buttocks with some relief.

Xiao You added: "But if there is an afterlife, you'd better stop chasing my Grandma Xia. With you, she has worried a lot in her life. Just be merciful and let her go."

Mr. Xiao:...

After a while of jumping around, Xiao You was beaten up. Before the old President Xiao left, he looked at her viciously, and Xiao You secretly raised his middle finger.

He Yunhan watched from the side without saying a word, but she was actually very envious in her heart.

She has never felt such a family, such warmth.

Seeing the person leave, Xiao You muttered, "Yunhan, if I have someone I like in the future, I will definitely not mess around like grandma, as long as she says to me, "Xiao You, don't love others." ", I will definitely promise her that I will do what I say."

He Yunhan took this as a fart.

Xiao You was unhappy, "Don't you believe it?"

He Yunhan blocked her with one sentence, "Your Xiao family's genes are not good."

The surname is Xiao, which represents the seed of passion, and what kind of pure words are said.

Xiao You was furious, "I curse you to find someone surnamed Xiao in the future!!!"

He Yunhan sneered: "Then I'll hit my head to death."

The witch heard them quarreling for a while, and asked cheerfully: "What do you two want to see? Are you in love?" There was a candle in front of her, and before she finished watching a person's affairs, she would take the paper that recorded that person's information. Burned.Xiao You heard that she was invited by her grandma from an old lover with great effort. She estimated the witch's age and had a toothache.

When grandma was young... she was really killing all men, women and children.

He Yunhan had no interest, Xiao You nodded, her eyes lit up: "What will my other half be like in the future."

Witch: "Hold out your hand."

Xiao You understood that this was a kind of fortune-telling by touching bones, so she passed her hand over.

The witch's rough hand touched hers, her brows were furrowed, as if sensing something, "It's a girl."

Xiao You: "I know that."

Her sexual orientation has long been determined.

The witch continued: "Some are indifferent to the outside world, some are strong... towards you, some are cunning... some are dependent."

Xiao You felt cold.

Damn, Yunhan doesn't know how to talk, does she?

She stared at He Yunhan with her mouth open, and He Yunhan looked at her coldly, "Look at me again, I'll dig out your eyes."

Xiao You: ...

Witch: "She... will be an official in the future, and she has the final say at home."

Xiao You:! ! !

No!

Hearing this is definitely not allowed, magic stick!

How could her family let the other party have the final say and be an official?If she dares to find an official, won't grandma break her leg?

Knowing that Xiao You didn't believe her, the witch shook her head and turned to He Yunhan.

He Yunhan didn't want to get along with other people at that time. The witch asked for her date of birth. She muttered and said in a low voice: "She is the one who lives, and she is the one who dies. The fate of the three generations, the repayment of a lifetime, girl , your other half is a child who is much younger and brighter than you, and it has a completely different feeling from you."

He Yunhan shook her head after listening, "I don't like young people, it's impossible."

In this way, the witch was unanimously identified as a magic stick by the two children.

out the door.

Xiao You also heard those uncles and aunts say how accurate the magic stick is. She was so suffocated that she could only divert her attention to tease He Yunhan, "Yunhan, you need to find someone younger than you, you old cow!" Tender grass, maybe you can find a little wolf dog."

He Yunhan: "Impossible. But you, if you want to find an official, you may be suppressed for a lifetime."

……

This knife stabbed.

Xiao You gritted her teeth and raised her finger: "I, Xiao You, swear to God, if I find someone who is an official in the future, I will suffer for the rest of my life, and I will never turn over!"

After she finished her oath, she raised her eyebrows and looked at He Yunhan, "It's your turn."

He Yunhan said lightly, "Childish."

She wouldn't swear.

Why do people swear?

Shouldn't you leave yourself a way out?

Just as Xiao You was about to speak, he suddenly stared straight out of the window, and He Yunhan followed her gaze.

It was a girl in a long white dress. She was very handsome, tall, with an oval face and her hair was coiled up. She was talking to a middle-aged man beside her.

Xiao You stared at it, "It's so beautiful."

He Yunhan rolled her eyes, she was a little bored, she lowered her head and turned on her phone to check the news.

I don't know what happened, the mobile webpage seemed to be infected with a virus, and suddenly jumped to a promotional page.

On the page, there is a braid in the sky, eyes painted with glittering gold, and holding a jump of red silk in his hand. From a distance, he looks like a red boy, but when he looks up close, he looks like a little fool.

Seeing her silly appearance, the corners of He Yunhan's lips rose, and Xiao You leaned over, "What are you looking at?"

He Yunhan put away her phone, "You want to take care of it?"

……

Some people say that in this life, who should meet, how many relationships will go through, and who will hold the hand for the rest of the life is already doomed.

After a long, long time, Mr. He and Mr. Xiao, who had lived to this age, believed.

- Do you believe it?