Heartbreaker

Barbara likes to make a lot of fuss when traveling long distances. Her delicate feet have several blisters, and her slender hands have several injuries. By the way, she hangs on my neck and screams.She described herself in the past as "beautiful", "too beautiful", and "more beautiful than the most beautiful goddess".Although she is now a roughly short dwarf with black warts on her face and a big mouth painted red and fierce, no one listens to her daydreams.If it weren't for that garnet red dress, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to recognize her as a man or a woman.

The first time I pulled her off her neck impatiently, she screamed in dissatisfaction, "Oh! You treat me so rudely now, and you will regret it when my spell is lifted, Lemon!"

Armless Emo glanced at Luo who was in mid-air, and interjected, "I bet, Lemon would be happier with this dead man than with you."

I said, "I think so." We laughed together.Barbara blushed with anger, pulled out the whip from her waist and whipped it towards Luo's floating figure.

"...?"

Luo turned his head in doubt to look at Barbara who was jumping angrily.I waved to him, "Luo, come here." He obediently fell to my side, I hugged him into my lap, and kissed him on the cheek, "Did you see someone following us?"

Hell, my lips were numb from that one.

"No." Luo shook his head, "It's very quiet, no one."

Popolo poked his head out from behind, with a disheveled face, as if he had eaten moldy bread.He was exhausted from reciting scriptures for the past two days, and two gray-black eye bags appeared on his cheeks, "Where are we going next?"

"Huapai Town." I said, grinning my teeth, "Go there to rest for a few days, I still have a few old friends to visit."

Chichikov said suddenly, "You can't do this, Raymond."

"Of course not. We'll be blasted out before we even enter the town." I shrugged. "Chichikov, please. Just use Eminem's and Reig's bag of gold."

Chichikov narrowed his gray-blue eyes. "I thought you wouldn't like blondes." I said, "You really don't. But just this once." God, he always knows me so well.

Barbara was silent.I patted Luo on the shoulder, let him go back to the sky to check again, and sat down next to this noisy sparrow woman.

I sneered, "Spell? Huh?"

Barbara looked at me, "It's not that you don't know, you're playing dumb."

I leaned against the car door and crossed my legs, "I don't think wizards are responsible for every dwarf."

"I'm not a dwarf." She raised her head and said, her ugly face showed a bit of coldness and pride, "I used to be a sexy and beautiful beauty, but I was turned into this by an evil wizard. Because I didn't accept him courtship, and I've met a damn heartbreaker."

"Well, listen to me, Barbara." I also sat up straight, imitating her tone perfectly and said, "I'm not a villain. I used to be a noble and kind prince, but I was transformed by a damned dragon. into this. Because I was lied to by my family, and I..."

"Bah! Go to hell, Lemon Bone Spur!" The stupid woman got into the carriage with an insulted expression.Broken Arm Eminem and Lame Raig chuckled.I laughed too.Chichikov glanced at me and shook his head.

That's fine.I raised my head and comfortably felt the dappled sunlight falling from the forest.It is wonderful that no one, not even myself, believes that I am a noble and good prince.

****

When I walked into Huapai Town again, I was shocked by the tranquility and peace of this town.You must know that two years ago, this place was like a hell on earth, the red lotus flames brighter than blood devoured the dilapidated pavilions and dirty streets.Since Kingslayer came to power, he built the statue of the God of Love and Marriage in the Red Heart Square. Every year, there are an endless stream of tourists here to pray for blessings, most of them are lovers and couples.Dessert shops with the aroma of soufflé and maple syrup, ivory white stone buildings, colorful candy fountains, lover walls with various heart locks, and retro and fresh rainbow bricks, the whole town seems to be plated It has a layer of fairy-tale romantic and dreamy luster.

The three crippled brothers and Barbara twisted their ugly faces as soon as they entered Huapai Town, Chichikov coughed from the sweet smell of candies, and that lunatic Popolo had a big mouth full of surprise .

"This must be the handiwork of the Lord!" he cried.I gave him a kick and asked him to prostrate himself to the Lord.

"Lemon, it's so beautiful here."

Luo walked side by side with me, and I saw the corners of his lips slightly curved in this peaceful atmosphere.In order not to make him too conspicuous, I covered his eyeholes with a black gauze belt. He looked around curiously, and his occasional laughter made me upset.

Honestly, I feel terrible.The lovely architecture of this pattern makes me want to split it with a knife.It reminds me of the past, my favorite colorful building blocks in the palace.I once built a small town with flower cards and building blocks, and happily said that I would marry my most beloved girl in this fairy-tale town, and swear my loyalty to the god of love for life...

"Lymon, I want to go to the square with the white statues. I think it will be a happy place."

"No, don't go."

Oh, to swear allegiance before God with a loved one.Then, I saw this Huapai town, which was exactly like my building block kingdom.Damn, damn, damn.That damned man was trying to jog my memory and go out of his way to disgust me.That damned regicide, Eliot de Stewart!

In the Grass Flower Hotel, there is a wooden frame hanging on the wall facing the guests as soon as you enter the door, on which is written in bloody red ink-"Red-haired people are not allowed to enter".I almost laughed out loud.Still angry, Barbara glanced at the blond wig I just put on, "It looks like a pile of chicken shit."

"There is only one room left, so you have to pay if you live in it, and please feel free to stay out. There are too many guests recently, and we can't arrange them one by one."

The potbellied innkeeper was lying in front of the counter, yawning like a washbasin, and waving his fat hands full of fat to us.

"That's easy." One-eyed Ior said indifferently, raised the pointed hammer, and walked quickly up the stairs.After a while, there were screams and chaotic trampling upstairs, and several well-dressed men and women ran down in shock, screaming and shouting to God.

The fat boss gave a cry of horror and stared at us with wide eyes.One-eyed Ior poked his head out from the corridor and said to me, "Now we have three rooms, Lemon."

"Well done, Ire," I said to the others, "that's it, Eminem, Raig, you three share a room. Chichikov and Barbara share, and Me, Ro and Bobo Lu room."

"I don't want to stay with a bad old man!" Barbara shouted in a sticky voice, "Lymon, I want to sleep with you!"

"No, Barbara." Luo said seriously, "Lemon is my master, and I cannot leave him."

Barbara giggled, "You can watch while we make love, that's fine."

"Excuse me, everyone. When you are fighting for the room in full swing, do you want to consider the legitimacy of your actions just now?"

A high-spirited voice sounded, and there was a creaking sound of leather on the steps, like a prelude to some kind of gorgeous appearance.I could tell just by listening that the boots were made of sturdy buckskin, and probably studded with diamonds and feathers.

Barbara put on a mean face of a philistine woman, "Which sissy is posting..."

The second half of her sentence choked in her throat, and she fell silent as if someone was strangling her neck.I looked at the young man on the steps. He was wearing a silver-white dress, a cowhide belt, and elegant white gloves. Golden tassels hung from his shoulders to his left chest, and he had an expensive saber around his waist.With his hands behind his back, he stood proudly and tall on the second floor of the hotel overlooking us, like a rooster standing on a high platform ready to crow.

I guess that sword is only good for knocking eggs.

The man saw my wig that Chichikov failed to dye at a glance, and raised one eye corner mockingly, "Oh? Look at this golden color, it's too poorly forged. It seems that you are still very proud of it, don't you think?" Don't you know that only the dead Sol family can have blonde hair, boy?"

I grinned and said, "Maybe they are still alive, waiting somewhere in the world to suck someone's blood—for example, the blood of a noble and handsome adult like you."

"Stop being so glib here, little beggar." He squinted his eyes, and his face had a kind of pride on his face that he thought he had said a wisecrack, "Go back to your kennel and chew your bones. The Grass Flower Hotel is the best hotel in Huapai Town , the people who live here are all nobles, if you offend anyone, don’t even think about your heads.”

I heard the sound of the three disabled brothers clenching their fists.That reckless flower rooster was still clucking on the second floor, and no matter who the three of them were, they could wring his gorgeous little head off.Barbara is strangely quiet, this stupid woman, who is usually more eloquent than anyone else when she swears at us, is now pretending to be serious.

Luo took a step forward, and the opening of his mouth usually only made matters worse. "Sorry, we are not beggars. Although we were at fault for taking the room just now, shouldn't you apologize for insulting us?"

Chichikov coughed loudly, I guess he choked on laughter.The young man looked at Luo who was wrapped in black cloth in front of him, and sneered, "So there are not only beggars, but also blind people! Since you admit that you robbed the room, then get out of here, get out of here, and get out of here where you should go. Tell someone to arrest you—"

"What are you arguing about, Head?"

The sound of a pair of slender hands stroking the silk could not be softer than this.I retracted the bone knife hidden under the cloak, and wanted to stab the guy's chicken breast in a second, but the sound stopped me.I saw that slender figure, she was wearing a dark green silk dress decorated with gold leaves, her sandy golden curly hair was peacefully draped over her shoulders, like an elegant elf on a vine.I once wrote in a poem that she has a full and smooth forehead, which is naturally suitable for kissing.In countless dark nights, I burst into tears for her words, and my eyes were crying so hard that I was going to be blind.She stood on the steps, not far from me, her pure blue eyes did not fluctuate.She has long forgotten me, but I still recognize her.

"I have heard about your beauty for a long time, Princess Yangtao." I imitated the court deacon and bowed to her, sighing, "Please persuade this noble lord, please don't make things difficult for us, and allow beggars and blind people to stay in this hotel .”

"Beggars and blind people?" The beautiful princess frowned and said coldly to Hua Rooster, "Is this another way you insult others?"

"What are you mad about?" cried that idiot named Head, "I just stopped a bunch of rambunctious bastards!"

Princess Yangtao said coldly, "That's enough. In my opinion, you are the one who caused trouble in the hotel. Did you call these guards out to demonstrate? You blocked the way for other guests to go upstairs."

"You—" Hua Rooster's face flushed red, I had a premonition that he was going to say something rude to Princess Yang Peach, but I swallowed it back under the gaze of dozens of eyes.

"Don't be too willful, Yangtao." He sneered as he walked past the princess, "It's not wise to annoy your future husband."

Princess Yang Peach turned and went back to the house.

Chichikov let out a puff of smoke leisurely from behind, "God, I like this little girl a little bit."

Barbara thumped my waist in a fit of rage, and yelled, "Look at you! You stare at that woman! You stinky, shameless fool!"

I shoved her aside and went straight up the stairs.