Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

"Hey, are you okay?" The door owner also saw that he was vomiting pitifully, picked up a glass of water next to him and handed it to him, wanting him to rinse his mouth, but who knew that there was still water before taking it, but after taking it it was Empty glass.

Shen Miaomiao fumbled and raised her hand to take it, raised her head to drink, mouthed dirt, and immediately pouted twice, looked at the zombie-like sect master with a serious face and said, "Even if I put a piece of paper on your forehead, you You don't have to take revenge on me like that."

Door owner: I'm not me, how could I be so small without me!

However, there is no way to explain this, it is really a bitter tear.

"I brought water when I brought it," the door master murmured to him in a low voice, afraid of disturbing the couple on the bed.

Shen Miaomiao almost couldn't hold back and smeared the water glass on his face, he took a few mouthfuls casually, and finally got rid of the strange taste in his mouth, "Is the water here drinkable?!"

A person like you is the head of the sect, why hasn't your Taishang Temple closed down yet?

The door owner smiled awkwardly, pointed to the humanity on the bed and said, "I think we have to think about how the people here appear better."

For example, if you take a glass with water, there will be no water, the room that was empty just now is suddenly brightly lit, and there is a question of a lingering couple, which is obviously more valuable for research than whether water can be drunk.

Shen Miaomiao silently put the cup in her hand on the table beside her, swallowed her saliva, and then slowly moved her feet away, "I don't think it's human anyway..."

"It makes sense, if it's not a human being, then what is it?" The door master asked deliberately.

For two people, if one is very, very scared, the other will suddenly not be so scared.

Just like Principal Wang is to Shen Miaomiao, just like Shen Miaomiao is to the sect master. Seeing Shen Miaomiao frightened into such a cowardly look, the sect master feels that he can see the current scene as a pornographic film. ~Dah!

Shen Miaomiao didn't want to be so scared, but the shadow of him being trapped in the darkness hadn't dissipated yet, and the two people in front of him didn't look like human beings no matter what.

What else could it be but dirt.

"I want to see what it is," the door master moved over there boldly, and gently poked the man's ass with his fingers, and made Shen Miao Miao suddenly felt very hot eyes.

However, the finger didn't poke the skin at all, but penetrated straight through. The man didn't seem to notice anything, and he still acted like a male dog.

"I don't think it's a ghost, but a phantom," the door master stroked his beard with the hand that poked his butt just now, "it's like a mirage."

Hearing this, Shen Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief. It would be more scary if it was a ghost, but if it was just a mirage, it would be no different from watching a movie.

The boat swayed terribly again, Shen Miaomiao grabbed the sofa beside him, and his eyes became dark again, the scene before him was still the same, only the water glass he took had moved, and there was thick dust left in it .

No wonder he took a sip of the soil, it turned out to be an illusion.

"Well, why don't we go," Shen Miaomiao suggested friendlyly. Even if it was really a mirage just now, he didn't want to see two lumps of white flesh anymore, and he didn't want to see a bad old man poking it with his finger. My butt hurts, thinking about it makes my brain hurt.

The head of the sect almost snapped a beard, and his expression was quite surprised, "Aren't you afraid?"

Shen Miaomiao wished to tear off all his beards and try, "Don't be afraid, let's go."

Spicy eyes are still afraid, he chooses the latter.

Anyway, isn't it scary or something, only ghosts with no skills do it?We must remember our famous words of truth, and we must not surrender to evil forces.

Shen Miaomiao walked boldly and vigorously, and the door behind her slammed shut, full of pride.

And just when they left, the water cup that had been displaced returned to the distance, and the dust cleaned by the cleaning spell settled again, as if no one had ever been here.

The sky was dark, there were no stars or moon, everything seemed to be in the mist, Xu Ying was on a platform, he did not go down like the other four, but went up to a platform , observing the surrounding scene.

The ship sailed as usual, and the water surface was dark and churning as always. Such a huge ship, above the endless sea, was impacted by the undercurrent like a leaf floating on it. It didn’t know where it came from. There was only silence on board. And did not see any danger.

This does not mean that there is no need to be cautious. The sea before the storm is also extremely calm. The calmer it means, the stronger the storm will be.

Darkness is a great test for human beings, but for people like Xu Ying who have been playing with themselves for hundreds of years, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Every time when the wind and waves are turbulent, some men and women in cool clothes seem to appear on the platform laughing and playing together, looking at the distance together through the telescope on the platform, and there is a feeling of excitement that belongs to that era, the era that he personally walked .

Of course, this doesn't mean that he doesn't try his best to find it, but that the consciousness of the Nascent Soul Stage can reach thousands of miles. He scanned the ship inside and out, up and down, and except for the five living people, this There was really no other person on board, let alone a magical weapon like the Four Swords of Jade Immortals.

Rather than being frightened half to death with all the effort, it's better to lie here and watch the waves. It's not more comfortable than a water bed.

The dark steps lead directly to the ground, and Shen Danfeng walked slowly without any haste. They really didn't seem to be here for an adventure, but rather for a vacation.

If it weren't for the occasional slight shaking, it would be hard to imagine that they were in a big boat.

"That guy Xu Ying fell asleep." Shen Danfeng clearly noticed the situation above when his consciousness swept over the top.

Yin Bailu, who was here to accompany the explorer even though he had the ability to sweep the entire ship with his spiritual sense, was helpless. Why on earth did they set foot on this ship.

Forget it, it's really a vacation.

The steps allow two people to pass through. When they reached the bottom, they encountered a locked door. After opening it with the same violent means, the two people seemed to have opened the door of the new century.

In the champagne-gold hall, countless props are hung on each wall. A single whip has dozens of shapes, from thick to thin, from smooth to barbed, and the variety is very complete.

The neatly arranged wooden horses, all kinds of cages ranging from the smallest one can accommodate one person to several people, and the stream of Mr. Jiao from small to large, the scene really spreads knowledge to people.

Shen Danfeng picked up a small clip with great interest, with beautiful plum blossoms carved on it, and a sharp needle protruding from the tip, which shows that it has a penetrating effect. As for where to wear it, he dares to vouch for his personality , it is definitely not worn on the earlobe, so there are two places to wear it.

He played with the clip and looked at Yin Bailu, smiled slightly and said, "Lulu, guess where you wear this?"

Yin Bailu picked up another clip of the same type, glanced at his earlobe and said, "If you want it, I can put it on for you."

In the royal family, the education of nobles from childhood to adulthood is not only about etiquette and knowledge, but also about the knowledge of fertility, and even some things to enhance interest will be taught. Yin Bailu has been exposed to a lot of obscene things. Although he doesn't use them, everyone I also know some of them, but such a complete place makes people look different.

"Lulu, you look more beautiful in it." Shen Danfeng stepped forward, looked at his face carefully, and sighed, "Your face is much more beautiful than mine."

"But I'm afraid of pain." Yin Bailu knew that if the person in front of him really wanted to try these things on him, he would definitely not be able to resist, but even so, he was confident because he knew that he would not...

"Of course, it won't be here," Shen Danfeng threw the clip back to its original place, wiped his hands in disgust and said, "I don't know how many people have used this thing, Lulu, I'll go back and make one for you Better yet, it won't hurt you, okay?"

He said declarative sentences, not interrogative sentences.

Yin Bailu suddenly felt that it was good for them to stay in his heart all the time.

"Shall we exchange tokens? Then I'll make one for you too," Yin Bailu said. Yin Bailu is definitely not someone who is easy to lose, and he has to buy one for each person.

Shen Danfeng glared at him, but he went up to him without fear, which caused the peach blossom eyes to roll, and said rather angrily, "Okay, then I'll wait and see."

Molesting people caused a whole lot of trouble for himself, Shen Danfeng felt like being tickled by a monkey, he took a rough look at the props, and felt that the red rope with gold thread tied to someone's body must look very good, I feel that the thin whip will definitely produce particularly beautiful marks on the person, and I feel that the person in the small cage that just fits one person must be very beautiful.

But as long as he dares to do that, he doesn't know how he will be tossed by that person in the future. Fighting wits and courage with a person who has more ghosts than a cow's hair, the ancestor feels that he has to devote 12 points of energy to do it.

Every time Shen Danfeng looked at it, he regretted a little, and then he looked at Yin Bailu quite sadly, but he didn't know that every time Yin Bailu saw something he had never seen before, something would appear in his mind unconsciously that made him want to pick up the person in front of him. Just the idea of ​​trying made him suspect that he seemed to be no different from those men with sperm and brains.

However, both of them are worried about each other and don't want to do such a humiliating thing. It can be said that they are born as husband and wife.