Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

The little cat was washing himself in the bathroom so as not to be smelled by the excrement officer. Shen Danfeng just changed his clothes and started to call his husband. The phone was connected, and the voice was very prepared. Fully Jiao Didi "Honey, I was bullied."

Yin Bailu almost hung up the communication with a trembling of his hand. After repeated confirmations, he was sure that the monster on the other end of the communication was his wife who was out wandering and not coming home.

But in his impression, only Shen Danfeng bullied others, and no one else bullied him. With this tone of voice, it is likely that whoever is bullied will be beaten up. However, he can only ask very gently, " Whoever bullies you, I will avenge you."

"A little apprentice from Changhaimen almost killed my cat," Shen Danfeng said truthfully, with a particularly aggrieved and sad tone. The cat he had touched was his cat. "How do you help me get revenge?"

"Article 230 of the Animal Protection Law of the Union, who intentionally abuses and causes animals to become disabled or even die, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years and not more than ten years, and shall be fined," Yin Bailu opened his mouth and said, "What do you think of the result?"

"That man's body is black and scorching black, and there are several cat souls who are not close or far away. If it weren't for the disciple of metaphysics, I'm afraid those cat souls would have buried him," Shen Danfeng said inadvertently, "Do you think this result Does it satisfy me?"

"Understood," Yin Bailu smiled and said, "What do you think of the exiled Desolate Star?"

"The place where people eat people?" Shen Danfeng sat up straight, expressing his great satisfaction, "I forgot about the blackness there, and that's where it is."

"Okay, I'll let someone do it now," Yin Bailu issued an order to his subordinates, believing that that person would be sent to the spaceship to Desolate Star tomorrow.

There were no cats to torture him, only yellow sand all over the sky, endless work, insufficient food, tyrannical inmates, and insects and beasts that could kill them at any time. Can't get out of that place.

After getting this result, Shen Danfeng smiled with satisfaction. He hooked the corners of his mouth, rubbed the hair hanging on his forehead and smiled, "Honey, you are so kind, do you love you~"

"Recently browsed a lot of webpages?" Yin Bailu felt his whole body tremble, and goosebumps ran all over his body, but he could only guess the result, "Do you need me to help you clean the Internet?"

"It's boring, it's boring," Shen Danfeng pouted and began to complain, but he didn't pay attention to how obsessed his tone was, and the smile on the corner of his mouth showed no sign of fading. "I'm going to die, hurry up, busy man."

Yin Bailu suddenly had the illusion of using it and throwing it away, and he asked again, "When will you come back, Taotao has already returned."

"Oh, no," Shen Danfeng refused coldly, "You can raise the child yourself at home."

"She also brought back someone who was looking for you," Yin Bailu said.

Shen Danfeng didn't have much interest, "There are too many people looking for me, please make an appointment and line up, if you don't have time, don't see me."

"Okay, I got it," Yin Bailu understood, and he had to serve him with delicious food and drink, until his wife who had gone out for a while came back.

The door of the bathroom opened from the inside, and the boy with cat ears shook the water from his ears, wiped the water from his ears, and came out with a towel in his hand. A clear voice sounded, "Twolegs, who are you communicating with?"

"Impolite kitten, I'm your savior," Shen Danfeng took the light brain away, and looked at the boy leisurely, with a smile on his lips.

Heidan... Ah no, Gu Xuan felt embarrassed immediately, his cheeks were even more red after he just got out of the shower, he turned his eyes away and said, "But I don't know your name."

"Just call Master Shen," Shen Danfeng said with a smile.

"Oh, Master Shen," the young man threw down the towel, walked over like a cat, squatted down at his feet and said, "Master Shen, who are you communicating with?"

"My wife that Ming Media is marrying," Shen Danfeng said directly to Guangnao, afraid that the people on the other side of the communication could not hear.

"But, you are a guide," Gu Xuan pointed out the fact that sometimes not only a dog's nose is sensitive, but a cat's nose is also very sensitive. Although he conceals it better, as long as there is a little smell, he can still smell it , and in Gu Xuan's cognition, the guide is the wife's side.

"How can you do that?" Shen Danfeng picked up his face, gritted his teeth and smiled, showing no mercy at all.

"It hurts, it hurts, if you pinch me again, I'll scratch you again," Gu Xuan stretched out his claws, his round cat eyes thought he was full of threats, "I'll scratch you even if you are a lifesaver!"

Well, it can be said to be very vicious.

"Xiaofeng, don't bully the children," Yin Bailu said with a smile on the other end of the communication, sounding very happy.

"Child?" Shen Danfeng tugged at the cat ears on the top of his head and said, "Its bone age is one year older than yours!"

"Okay, one year older is one year older, don't bully him, the more Ni bullies him, the more it seems that he is telling the truth," Yin Bailu said with a smile, "We don't know who is the wife and who is the husband." Is it?"

Hearing this, Shen Danfeng almost broke his nails, he let go of his red cat ears, and said with a smile, "Yes, I know it well."

After finishing speaking, he pressed the communication button, very ruthless, not angry at all.

"Master Shen," the little cat rubbed his ears, flicked the three tails behind him, and asked cautiously, "If you have a husband, won't you rob Gu Bin from me?"

That would be great, make a fist!

"Silly boy," Shen Danfeng looked at with a smile and said, "I can still cheat."

"You, you don't follow women's morals!" Gu Xuanqi's cat hair exploded, "I will not let Gu Bin be confused by you, a flirtatious man, even if you are my savior!"

"Oh, I know a lot of words." Shen Danfeng didn't take his threat seriously at all, and hooked his fingers and said, "Do you know how to prevent Gu Bin from being confused by me?"

"What?" Gu Xuan flicked his tail, but he still couldn't hold back and leaned forward, "Can't you find someone to seduce him first?"

"Who are you looking for?" Gu Xuan listened carefully and asked a question.

"Silly boy," Shen Danfeng drew a water mirror in front of him, which reflected his ruddy and fair face, beautiful cat eyes and a small mouth a little bigger than a cherry, no matter how you look at it, he is a clean and beautiful child, Coupled with the feline aura, any man could call a little fairy and pounce on him, "Do you think the child in the mirror is pretty?"

Gu Xuan blushed, he was too shy to say that he was good-looking, even though he groomed his beard in front of the stream or the mirror every time, and then took a photo for an hour.

"It's not bad," Gu Xuan's little heart was beating, why is he so handsome~

"Fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields," Shen Danfeng began to instigate the child, "You think, if someone else goes, it's better to go by yourself. If you hook him up, won't there be nothing wrong with others? Who do you want to go out? Just let whoever goes out, you are in charge of your territory."

Gu Xuan clapped his paws, Qing Lingling's voice was very serious, "That's right! I want to seduce him...but how do I seduce him?" The latter sentence is really soft-spoken and very unassuming.

"Silly boy, to seduce, you just get into his bed naked," Shen Danfeng said earnestly, imparting the only experience, but he seems to have failed in this experience, who cares, teach it first, not everyone The men here are all Liu Xiahui like Yin Bailu, who wouldn't eat meat even if it was delivered to his mouth.

"Oh!" Gu Xuan blinked his eyes and wrote it down, thinking that it could be implemented tonight.

"Good boy," Shen Danfeng praised, and went to browse the webpage by himself, taking orders and earning money. When the ancestor found that he didn't have a single alliance point in his brain, he realized his poverty.

When Gu Bin came home at night, he was a little tired. After working all day, he should have gone home and sucked a cat to relieve his fatigue, but the cat was gone, so he could only take a bath and eat silently by himself, and then lie on the sofa and watch his black egg. You can't suck cats from the video photos of your son, but you can't suck those beautiful cats on the Internet, otherwise the cat owner will be jealous and run away from home every minute for you to see.

Although he has run away from home.

Smoking cats is like taking drugs, Gu Bin's mind is puffing out clouds and mist, he is in a mess, he doesn't even notice that there is another person beside him, and that person slips through his wrapped hands, and wraps his arms around his neck naked .

Gu Bin's first reaction was to throw the person 800 meters away. However, when he saw who was in his arms, he was glad that he was not cheap, and he hugged the boy in his arms with surprise and said, "Hei Daner!" , you are back, you are finally willing to come back, Dad misses you so much, chirp~"

"Who is Heidan?!" The cat whose new name was Gu Xuan and whose old name was Heidan gritted his teeth, and the tip of his paw protruded from his finger. Shit officer paw.

Gu Bin immediately shut up, slapped a haha ​​and tried to expose the matter, "Xiaoxuan, you are back, why are you not wearing any clothes?"

Gu Bin belatedly looked at his hand on the smooth and soft slender waist for a moment, then pinched it and said, "So you are really puffy... Aww!"

Father Gu, who had three red stripes on his face, still brought clothes and carefully put them on for his cat master, rolled up the overly long sleeves, rolled up his trousers, and said in a very daddy manner, " The clothes I selected for you will arrive tomorrow, so just make do with mine."

"Oh!" Gu Xuan felt quite comfortable being served by him, and felt that the warm and dry big hands on the top of his head were also particularly comfortable. Then he touched his grumbling stomach, put his hands between his legs, and stared eagerly. Looking at him, he said, "Shit shoveler, I'm hungry."

"I'll cook for you," Gu Bin beamed and started to fire.

Shen Danfeng looked at the scene in the water mirror, and twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that nothing was right.