Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

"Woo~ Binbin, I don't like that person," Heidan'er was aggrieved, and the three tails behind him flicked vigorously, wrapping around Gu Bin's hands and feet, "When will you let him go?"

"When will you come back, when will I let him go?" Gu Bin stroked his head, in the soft black hair, his ears were shaking constantly, his palms were slightly itchy, and Heidan was grumbling in his throat Make a comfortable sound.

However, no matter how comfortable he is, his round pupils are full of stubbornness, "I don't want to come back~"

"Why?" Gu Bin didn't quite understand, he probably didn't do anything to offend his cat owner.

"Hmph, think for yourself," Heidan'er's ears were itchy, he raised his hand to scratch himself, seeing Gu Bin's confused expression, he suddenly lost his temper.

The hateful shit-shoveling officer not only gave someone such an ugly name as Heidan, but also disliked his human form, and then hired a two-legged beast to occupy his territory. It is really unforgivable. If he is not sincere If he apologized sincerely, he would never forgive him.

Gu Bin thought hard, but he still didn't find out where he offended the cat owner. He was fine before, but when he came home that day and found that his cat was a human, he seemed to say something fierce... um...

He remembered that he seemed to have lost something at that time, and he couldn't expect the cat owner to deliver it to him, so he hurried home, but a strange boy sat on the sofa, not to mention the boy was playing with his cat's toys, Eating his cat's snacks, even appearing at his house is very suspicious. Gu Bin remembered that his first sentence was "Whose child are you? Why are you in my house?"

The kind of stern voice, and then the boy's round eyes were aggrieved, and turned into a cat and ran away... It really makes people bald.

How did he know that his cat could turn into a human being, and there were no cat ears and tail at that time. If he knew that his own cat had changed, and immediately offered food and drink, why would he ask questions?

Gu Bin sighed, and hugged the teenager who was sitting on the bedside and playing with his tail from behind. His chin rested on his head, and the cat ears on both sides moved twice, slightly itching.

He held Heidan'er's finger, wrapped it in the middle of his big hand, and said, "Okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't be so fierce to you, but I didn't know it was you at that time, so accept my apology, okay?"

Feeling the temperature behind him, Heidan'er felt his ears were hot, his palms were hot, his cheeks were hot, and he was almost out of breath. He was so dizzy that he couldn't hear what he said clearly, but just buttoned the buttons. With the palm of my hand, I subconsciously said "Okay."

"Heidan is so good," Gu Bin kissed the top of his hair, feeling as if he was no different from his fluffy body, thinking that he will have a cat again in the future, he is really happy.

However, happiness is shattered so quickly. When Heidan heard the name, he scratched his arm with his paw, and broke free from his embrace with a rub, with three tails standing straight up, "You Heidan!" , you’re a nigga, you’re a room full of niggas!”

The red mark on Gu Bin's arm was stinging. The sentinel's body defense made him less easily injured, but being able to get it to this extent shows that the cat owner didn't save any effort. The last time it happened, it seemed that he accidentally pulled After pulling his tail.

"What's wrong with Heidan?" Gu Bin's IQ is online anyway, "Don't you like this name?"

"I don't like it," the boy sat cross-legged on the carpet, with three tails scattered on his body, sweeping his body from time to time, as if sweeping at the tip of Gu Bin's heart.

He wants to lick the cat!Gu Bin swore viciously in his heart that the days without masturbation would be empty, lonely, and inhumane.

"Then what name do you like?" Gu Bin asked democratically and friendlyly. If a problem can be solved with one name, use one, and if one is not used, use two.

The boy stretched out a thin white finger, "I'm the cat of Gu Bin's family, so I have to take your surname."

"Well, okay," Gu Bin thought for a while, and the light bulb in his mind lit up, "How about calling him Gu Xiaohei? Hiss..."

There are a few red lines on Gu Bin's handsome face, and the cat owner is sitting on the spot licking his paws, looking very innocent. If the cat shape is fine, but the human shape licks slowly, and you can still see the bright red tongue. Such actions made Gu Bin's heart stagnate and his nose itched slightly.

He rubbed his nose, pulled the boy's hand down and put it away, and taught, "Don't lick your hands, how many bacteria are there?"

The young man had no choice but to hold back his instincts, and looked at him very sadly, "I don't want to be called Gu Xiaohei, it doesn't sound good at all."

Gu Bin had a headache. His name was given by his grandfather back then, and his parents gave him some kind of care. Gu Pan had these messy names, and as a mechanical man, he seemed to have a slightly inherited attribute of being named useless.

Otherwise, when you see a beautiful kitten, you should give it a nice name like Wuyun Taxue, instead of the first impression that it is called Liqiuer or Heidaner.

It's so sad to be named Fei, but he happened to meet a cat owner who is quite aesthetic.

"Then I'm going to flip through the book." Gu Bin wanted to get off the bed, but found that he couldn't get off anyway. He looked at the boy, his round eyes looked at him innocently, and then clapped his hands fiercely, "Oh, yes I'm in your dream, so you can't get out of bed."

"Okay," Gu Bin felt that he had accepted this kind of power pretty well. He tried hard to turn on the optical brain, even if he wanted to search in the online library, but the optical brain couldn't open it either.

"My demon power isn't that strong yet," the young man blushed slightly.

"Then how can I wake up?" Gu Bin asked.

The boy blinked for no reason, "You can wake up when you have enough sleep, don't worry about that, you name me first."

Gu Bin rubbed his forehead with a headache. He didn't turn the pages. When he saw a boy named, he really could only think of names like Gu Hei Hei, Gu Bai Jian, Gu Tang Cake, and Gu Hei Mi. If he wanted to come up with a good one, he had to Flipping the book is such a waste.

One person and one cat stared wide-eyed, and in the end it was Gu Bin who moved his eyes away first, and discussed, "Why don't you look at this, giving you such an important thing as a name, of course you can't just think about it in your dream, wait until I wake up , Find a few more good ones, and then let you choose, so as to show that you are valued."

The young man also seemed to think it was very reasonable, he licked his hands and said, "Okay, then you have to work hard."

Then it turned into a wisp of smoke and disappeared, still smoky. Gu Bin sighed and seemed to lose consciousness, but he also knew that if he didn't give his cat a satisfactory name, that guy I won't come back, that's how stubborn I am.

I don't know how long it took, but Gu Bin's eyes were a little brighter, his consciousness came to him, he turned over and sat up, the memory of last night's dream was not lost, his cat appeared on the carpet under his feet , looks like a beautiful boy, but still likes to lick his paws.

Gu Bin's breathing was a little short, and he quickly shook off the inexplicable thoughts in his head, washed up and tidied up, and went to read the book.

Gu Rong?Say its hair is soft, remember one.

Gu Meng, said it looks good, remember one.

Gu Xuan, Xuan means black, meaning Gu Xiaohei, remember one.

Gu Bin flipped and wrote his name there, busy as if he was working overtime, Shen Danfeng was in the kitchen with tomato scrambled eggs, he knew how to break eggs, it was really congratulatory, although sometimes he still had to pick eggshells.

But obviously he made it according to the amount on the recipe, and it has a weird taste, and the color doesn't seem to be particularly right. If you bring this kind of finished product to Yin Bailu, let's not talk about him, Shen Miao Miao can laugh him to death.

"Master, can you help me find out which name is better?" A nameless person came to another nameless person and asked which name was better.

Shen Danfeng poured brown tomato scrambled eggs into the plate, wiped his hands and took off his apron, went over to look at the names all over a piece of paper, slipped from beginning to end, then shook his head and said, "It's not good, you want to Let it be surnamed Gu? How nice is it to be called Gu Maomao."

It is very in line with the style of the ancestor's naming.

A naming waste also dislikes the other naming waste, oh, so you are a naming waste?Oh, you too, so!

Gu Bin put the paper behind his back, changed the subject and said, "Master's cooking has improved."

Shen Danfeng smiled, "Do you want to try it?"

"No, no need." When Gu Bin thought about the diarrhea, he looked at the plate of tomato scrambled eggs and his back felt slightly cold. After asking the question, he turned around and left. "Master, you are busy first, I will go first."

"Don't," Shen Danfeng grabbed his sleeve, "help me taste it, so I can make more progress."

Gu Bin reluctantly took a sip, and with a smile on his face, he planned to hold back and go out, and ran to the bathroom before throwing up.

However, such a tit-for-tat scene, in the eyes of the kittens outside, is that one person washes hands and makes soup for another person, and the excrement shovel officer expressed his praise for the two-legged beast. You can see the smile on your face. side went.

The little cat decided that he wanted revenge!

Taking advantage of the two people not paying attention to what they were saying, the little cat nimbly jumped onto the stove and ate the plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but the more he ate, the more sad he became, and even the shit-shoveling officer could smile at such an unpalatable thing I want to eat it, he must really like that two-legged beast~

Gu Bin's temporarily opened sky eyes failed, and he didn't see the invisible kitten. Shen Danfeng didn't know his own cooking skills. Seeing the kitten love food so much, he almost applauded. When Gu Bin went out, a plate of tomatoes After the scrambled eggs were finished, the little cat met Shen Danfeng's gaze, and almost thought he had found himself, and then saw the surprise in that gaze, and immediately became proud, "Meow, meow~"

Hmph, something has been eaten, and it is found that something is missing. Do you doubt life?

The little cat stuck out its tongue and jumped up to the window. Its legs went limp for no reason, and its stomach was on fire. Then it lowered its head, its mind was in a daze, and it fell directly from the window, with its feet flattened and its tail stunned. Lay out on the grass in a daze.

Shen Danfeng went over to take a look, saw half of the kitten's soul emerging, and patted it back. Shi Shiran hung the flattened kitten upside down by its hind legs, and slid his palm across its abdomen , All the tomato scrambled eggs I ate just now spit out from my mouth.

However, she still didn't wake up, Shen Danfeng took out another body clearing pill from the mustard seed, opened her mouth and fed it, a soft light flashed on the kitten's body, no matter whether it was Shen Ke or the clogged garbage was ruled out.

Putting the dirty cat on the grass, Shen Danfeng clapped his hands, looked at the plates and pots on the stove, threw them all into the cleaning machine, dried his hands and left.

He has never made scrambled eggs that can poison monsters to death, no... brainwash brainwash, brainwash everyone.