Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

As for why it is said that the water is in dire straits, there are a few examples as follows:

The first troublesome thing is that in order to satisfy her appetite, Shen Taotao will not want to chew someone when she sees someone on the road, and she has a cook by her side.

As a palace chef, I think I can cook very quickly, and it is only a little bit of a struggle to satisfy a little girl's endless demands, Ma Dan!How can a little girl eat so much now!

Then came a big man who was more edible. He was handsome in Chinese paper. Unfortunately, the chef was a man, and he was a straight man. Being handsome had no effect other than to arouse the chef's hatred.

Then this man can eat very much, the kind that can eat very much, the kind that can be eaten better than the little girl, the two of them are like a competition, who can eat more, and until now there is no winner, Those two may belong to gluttonous, bottomless stomachs.

Poor chef Da Da spends all day in the kitchen without any time to rest. Even if the master pays ten times the salary, he wants to quit his job.

And Chen Taotao deeply felt that after this guy came, he didn't seem to develop any new functions other than the function of grabbing her food, and also caused the quality of food to plummet. If she couldn't beat him, she would eat him with dipping sauce Awwow~

Calm down, she is a little lady.

The second troublesome thing is that, as a man who may be two meters tall, Mr. Zhu likes to wear pigtails, oh, not for himself, but for Shen Taotao.

What kind of peach bun, lady bun, flying bun... He knows how to do it, and it looks good, and his fingers are very dexterous, but whoever is treated like a Barbie doll does it eight times a day and pulls out countless hairs. Does the newspaper have any?

Mr. Armed put beautiful beaded flowers on the small hairpin, then took the mirror and showed Shen Taotao, "Look, does it look good?"

Her white cheeks, big watery eyes, and the exquisitely scattered pearls on her head make her look lively and beautiful.

Shen Taotao held her blushing cheeks and felt that she was so beautiful, her voice began to float, "It looks pretty~ super pretty~"

Taotao is indeed the most invincible beauty in the world~ Modesty~

Lord Armada took a look at her dress in the mirror again, holding another set of pale almond-colored dress in his hand and said, "It looks better with this one."

Shen Taotao held her cheeks and changed them. After changing them, she turned out to be a little fairy with a fairy air, which is really intoxicating~

After being intoxicated for an hour, Shen Taotao woke up abruptly, lifted her skirt and tied it around her waist, aggressively went to trouble the person who was eating cake, "If you change my hairstyle again, I'll let the chef cut off yours..."

In front of me is a picture of a lady in a fiery red palace dress. The fiery red is paired with gold ornaments, which is really very luxurious.

Lord Armada said in the tone of seducing/abducting a little girl, "Do you want to try Taotao?"

Shen Taotao held her cheeks and said in a dreamlike tone, "Okay~"

It can be said to be very disturbing.

Fortunately, she only destroys the magic circle every time, and she doesn't need to do other things by herself, otherwise it will delay the work of Master and Father.

On Shen Danfeng's side, he is still eating cat food leisurely every day, lying on a deck chair, with a mirror in front of him, crunching snacks in his hand, fortunately he is a cultivator, otherwise he would have gained at least two catties before going back.

Inside the water mirror, the little cat seemed to have sent a big unicorn over yesterday. It looked very mighty, and Gu Bin seemed to like it very much, and raised it. The little guy died this morning.

I don’t know what to send today, Shen Danfeng was thinking with anticipation, and saw the three-tailed kitten in the water mirror just woke up, ran to the river to dip his paws, and washed his face obediently, especially loving cleanliness, After washing his face, he smoothed out his beards one by one while still soaking in water. If he accidentally pulled one out, the pain was so painful that the hairs would blow off.

Then I saw it tearfully mourning for the hair it had fallen off. Seeing that it couldn't stick to it, I carefully dug a small hole by the river and buried it in it. Coupled with the small tears in the eye sockets, it was very beautiful. Jade funeral flowers.

It's a pity that Daiyu buried flowers and recited poems, while the little cat buried her own beard and called: "My poor little beard, you have a good journey~"

Shen Danfeng: This is probably the best beard the world has ever snatched away, don't worry little cat... Hahahaha, pounding the table and laughing.

Shen Danfeng rubbed his chin, thinking that after he finished cutting his hair, maybe he could bury his hair for fun.

Because of the principle of proximity, when Kitty found fish in the river, he decided to catch fish today. After catching one, he would eat half of it for himself and keep half for the owner.

Then it found two crocodiles in the river, a big crocodile and a small crocodile.

Although such a small cat doesn't seem to be enough meat in the eyes of a crocodile, but there is a monster in it, and they are cats, they are fish.

Watching the kitten slap the crocodile mother back into the river with one paw, and trot with the little crocodile's tail in its mouth.

"Meow~Bah~" The little cat left the river far away, spat out the crocodile in its mouth, bit a severed tail, and spit it out, "Meow~meow~"

Shen Danfeng: Unpalatable, unpalatable, super unpalatable~

The little crocodile tried hard to sneak away from under the cat's paws, but being held down by the little furry paws, it was as if a five-fingered mountain was pressed on its back. Only its limbs could slide, and there were no doors if it wanted to run.

The kitten fiddled with its paw twice, and suddenly its eyes lit up, "Meow~meow~"

Shen Danfeng: If it is unpalatable, you can give it to the shit shoveler~ I am really a smart kitten~

Well, wax for the shit shoveler, the one in a row.

The little cat was on the way to send the crocodile, but the communication on Shen Danfeng's side was dialed. When he pressed it habitually, he saw the word "beauty" on it. After thinking for a while, he happily connected "Hello!" , Xiaolu, what do you want from me?"

There was a moment of silence on the other side of the communication, and a gentle voice came from a man, "Miao Miao and the others couldn't get through your communication, so please leave it to me."

"They went back?" Shen Danfeng's bubbling heart cooled down, "How is things going?"

"Miao Miao is back," Yin Bailu said truthfully, "Taotao is a little far away, and the work has been done, and it will take some time to come back."

"Just finish it." Shen Danfeng finally let go of the end of such a disaster, "Is it just for this matter that you call me?"

Yin Bailu tightly grasped the hand holding the wheelchair, then smiled and said, "Also, I'm worried about you. You went alone for so long, what happened?"

Shen Danfeng's cold heart began to bubble again, he lay down casually, looked at the water mirror unconsciously, clasped the pattern on the chair with his right hand, and said casually, "It's not a big deal, it will be resolved soon , there will be no problem."

"I've always been at ease about your work," Yin Bailu rubbed his knuckles, sighed and asked, "When do you expect to come back?"

"I have a couple on hand to marry, and the return date is uncertain," Shen Danfeng said, looking at the kitten who had already entered the house.

Yin Bailu didn't want to hang up the communication, and asked, "Marriage? What happened to them?"

"Nothing? The marriage between a cat and a person," Shen Danfeng said with a smile, "If it works, wouldn't it be very interesting?"

"The lifespan of a cat is only 50 years," Yin Bailu analyzed rationally, "Even if they are together, they will always be separated."

This guy is a spoiler, Shen Danfeng looked at the communication on the optical brain, curled his lips and said, "This cat has been cultivated into a human shape, with three tails, enough for it to live for 3000 years, do you want to say it again?" Human life is too short?"

Yin Bailu's words were blocked back. After a long time, he smiled slightly and said, "Since there is love, let's be together."

If it is destined to be separated, the deeper the relationship when we are together, the more painful the parting will be. The happy one will only be the one who died, and the one who will suffer is the one who survived.

He didn't know that his guide was teaching him not to care too much about longevity, but since he liked him, he couldn't bear to let him suffer like that.

The average lifespan in the alliance is [-], and the cat demon can at least stay with that person for hundreds of years, but he, a person who may not see tomorrow at any time, how can he make a promise easily.

The word love really cannot be contaminated.

"You're becoming more enlightened now," Shen Danfeng teased, "I thought you were going to be the queen mother who beats mandarin ducks, what's the difference between human beings and monsters, they can't be together or something."

"Since you let that little demon go, it means that it didn't do anything evil." Yin Bailu still had some understanding of him, and the gentle emotion in his voice remained the same as before. "How does it feel to be a matchmaker? Are you happy?"

"Happy and happy~" Shen Danfeng became emotional, and began to explain what he had seen and heard these days. The snake came, and that one was easier to catch, but the next day, three mice were delivered, alive, and the victim had caught mice at home for a day, hahahaha, I have never seen such a stupid cat in my life."

Infected by his laughter, Yin Bailu laughed naturally, "And then?"

"Then?" Shen Danfeng continued, "Then on the third day, a cockroach with cubs was delivered and gave birth to a litter of cubs. Its owner was busy spraying pesticides to kill insects, and by the way, posted a picture on the window. Pay attention to the paper for brushing your teeth, it's almost hanging on the paper not to eat dirty things."

"Have you finished removing the cockroaches?" Yin Bailu said, "You live there."

"Don't worry, that person is an expert at home," Shen Danfeng licked his lips and said, "The way of removing insects is very professional, cleaning the house is also very professional, and the cooking is first-rate, even better than the chefs in the palace. That little cat Quite lucky.”

Unprepared to hear that his guide praised other men, Yin Bailu looked at himself, as if he knew nothing but handling official business, maybe he should also learn cooking, he added a Pen.