Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

As soon as she went out, Shen Miaomiao's hands and feet were so stiff that she didn't know where to put it. After all, if anyone was holding a one that could swallow people in one bite, he would faint from fright every minute. He can stay awake, and he has already surpassed others A hundred times, of course, the kind of abnormal/perverted master and wife is not counted →_→

"Put me down," the little girl resolutely refused his embrace, and when she was put down, she even tidied up her skirt and carefully pulled the folds back into place. This is a special lady, and then she raised her lovely face and provocatively said, " Brother, don't look at your height, I can also trample you under my feet."

Shen Miaomiao doesn't care about the little girl, but he still cares about the competitors. After all, he doesn't want to experience the master's punishment method at all, so he retorted, "Then you must be at least 1.7 meters tall, little sister .”

"Cut, it's only 1.7 meters eight," Shen Taotao said with disdain on her face, "This girl surpasses you every minute, okay?"

"Then go ahead," Shen Miaomiao yawned, and then saw a big mouth that was taller than him, and that big mouth was still talking, "Is it taller than you?"

Shen Miaomiao knelt down, "It's taller."

You cheated, I don't accept it, hum!

"Huh~" Shen Taotao felt guilty for winning without any threat at all, and stretched out her hand in a queenly manner, "Little Miaozi, quickly help me back to the palace."

Xiao Miaozi picked up the little girl and sat on his right shoulder, with a solemn face, appearing to be very loyal, "Your Majesty, please sit still."

Shen Taotao was obviously very satisfied with the scenery above, and she even raised her legs, revealing the white embroidered blouse with peach patterns inside, which can be said to be very dignified.

"Master Shen, this is your daughter?" Master Chen saw a good friend carrying a girl in, rubbed his forehead and leaned over, "She looks so cute, your wife has really good genes."

"Hello, brother," the little girl hugged Shen Miaomiao's head, looking very cute and cute, "This is my brother, he is still single, and he can't give birth to such a cute daughter as me~"

Master Chen doesn't care about single dogs. What he cares about is that there is such a cute little girl called him brother. Although he can't touch the hand of a beautiful girl, but there is a cute little girl called brother or something, life is not considered I wasted it.

"Little sister, can I carry you down to play?" Master Chen stretched out his hand, smiling obsequiously, he also wanted to have such a cute sister.

Shen Taotao shook her head, hugged Shen Miaomiao timidly and said, "Brother, this brother's expression is so scary~"

Master Chen was disliked by his little sister, and immediately felt aggrieved. He was just a little flattering, and he really had no other bad intentions.

Shen Miaomiao also knew that he still had a moral bottom line. Although he was a little lecherous sometimes, he didn't have any bad thoughts about such a little girl.

But, big brother, if you know who this is, you will regret whether the claws that stretched out today did not know.

This is the big girl from Taolin back then, that one just sucks people, this one eats people directly, although the end result is the same, but it can't be said which one is more tragic.

However, even after knowing so many truths, Shen Miaomiao still dare not give a fart. There is a master who likes acting, and a junior sister who likes acting. What can he do? He can only respect the old and love the young to cooperate with the performance ah.

Compared with things like brotherhood, his life is obviously more important.

"You're so ugly, you scared her," Shen Miaomiao put the little girl on the swivel chair in front of the table and sat down, but she didn't show mercy at all.

As the saying goes, things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups. As a good friend of Shen Miaomiao, Master Chen also has an indomitable heart. Without a little girl to hug, he remembered that he was alone on the sofa in the living room Waking up desolately, "Well, is your apprentice okay? I didn't realize it at the time, so I was knocked down."

Shen Taotao didn't understand, so she looked at him, and Shen Miaomiao gestured with her eyes not to destroy Master's great cause, but actually secretly hoped to destroy it quickly, "They are fine, and I will undo the spell on them when I come back."

"Then why didn't you undo the spell on me?" Master Chen had a grievous look on his face again.

Shen Taotao also looked at him leisurely, as if she wanted to see how he would solve it.

Shen Miaomiao immediately turned into a sad expression, "Where was I in danger at that time, when I came back, I had no magic power, brother Chen, I really can't help you..."

All of Master Chen's doubts were immediately thrown to the back of his mind, and he almost hugged his brother and said that he didn't mind.

However, Shen Taotao gave a lingering laugh, and asked very silly and sweetly, "Then brother, where are the two people who went out with you?"

"Well, by the way, what about the two people who went out with you?" Master Chen said that he was also very puzzled.

Shen Miaomiao wanted to say, those two people were roughed up by this cute little girl sitting next to me, she is still my sister, but I feel that not only will no one believe me if I say it, even if I believe it It seems that he dug a hole for himself, hurting the enemy one thousand, and hurting himself eight hundred. This deal is extremely uneconomical.

When it comes to the ability to make things up, Shen Miaomiao thinks she can still be ranked under the master, at most I can add a mistress, um... how about a younger sister "Actually, the two of them are monsters here, You think, how can there be only two people on such a big planet, think about it, do you think it is very wrong."

Master Chen stood up straight and saluted after hearing his gloomy description. After thinking about it so carefully, what the hell is wrong. After holding back for a long time, he could only say "Thanks for your hard work, brother."

Shen Miaomiao originally made it up, but after making it up, Nima himself felt that it made sense. This feeling is like telling a ghost story and scaring himself, which is very embarrassing.

Fortunately, there was a younger sister beside him who couldn't stand it anymore, so she grabbed his sleeve and asked, "Brother, where should I sleep tonight?"

Master Chen suddenly recovered from the horror, and looked at him eagerly, expressing that he was also very scared.

Shen Miaomiao thought that she would sleep with the cannibal, and if she sleepwalked at night and happened to be hungry, and found a very tender piece of meat next to it, like a tender beef, then he might not see it The sun is out tomorrow morning.

As the so-called dead friends never die poor, Shen Miaomiao immediately made a decision, "Brother Chen, you can sleep in the same room with Taotao so that you can protect her at night. I've run out of mana, so it's really not safe at night."

Master Chen looked at him gratefully, making Shen Miaomiao feel embarrassed.

"But brother, master and father said that girls should be reserved. If they sleep with other men before they get married, they won't be able to get married in the future," Shen Taotao said in a childlike way, and she even pulled her clothes and acted coquettishly, "Brother, How about we sleep together, uh..."

As she spoke, golden peas gathered in her big beautiful eyes, the kind that could be scattered all over the ground immediately if there was something wrong.

A normal man will more or less have a little heart to love and care for young children, especially without knowing it, Master Chen's heart is about to melt, especially when he condemns his good friend with righteous words He said, "Brother Shen, this is your fault. It's normal for a little girl to be afraid. You, a brother, should be with you. I'm a big man. If I tarnish/stain the reputation of a little girl, then I will really I'm going to apologize with death, I'm leaving, please comfort me, you know?"

After finishing speaking, he walked out of the room very aggressively, and when the door closed, Master Chen sat down on the ground with his mouth puckered and his legs limp, just like a ball that leaked air all of a sudden, and the one who was stepped on by someone. kind.

"Brother, your friend is weak, but he's pretty good." Shen Taotao said that she has the correct concept of good and evil, "I won't eat him."

Shen Miaomiao chuckled, thanking you for your kindness on my brother's behalf.

"But if you do something bad, brother, I won't stop eating you just because we have a better relationship," Shen Taotao added.

Shen Miaomiao "..."

In fact, I'm the one at the bottom, right, right? !

Don't remind me, let me indulge myself again.

Master Chen went to live in a room by himself. In order to avoid being roughed out if he disagreed with him, Shen Miaomiao picked up the jade slips given by his master and started a arduous study life. After picking up one, he lay down on a soft bed, and fell into a sweet sleep, the kind where he even smashed his mouth in the dream.

The little junior sister obviously slept very deeply, showing no sign of waking up at all, so Shen Miaomiao lived through the night with peace of mind.

And the next day, they left this planet. Shen Danfeng said that he never wanted to see a rabbit in his life, and "Shen Taotao, throw that rabbit in your arms to me!"

Shen Taotao puffed her face, hugged the little rabbit in her arms tightly, and said aggrievedly, "I haven't had enough breakfast yet."

No way, on a planet full of rabbits, everyone doesn’t want to eat rabbit meat. Shen Miaomiao can only dig wild vegetables early in the morning to experience life. However, how can mere wild vegetables satisfy the appetite of carnivores? Take away a dessert.

Shen Danfeng turned his head and said, "Okay, you can eat."

Master Chen just wanted to ask how to eat, so he was dragged by his good friends to go to the toilet. When he came back, there was not even rabbit fur left, and the food was very clean.

"Taotao eats so fast," Master Chen didn't let go of his thoughts.

In order to lose her image as a little lady, Shen Taotao wiped her mouth with a small handkerchief and said, "No, I only ate a small amount, and put the rest away."

"Oh, that's how it is," Master Chen suddenly realized.

Shen Miaomiao looked out the window and shouted inwardly: No, brother Chen, look, there is a rabbit fur around her mouth, you are probably blind! ! !really tired...