Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

Run, keep running, because if you don't run, you will be pressed on the grass by those huge legs and become a ball of meat sauce, and then be ruthlessly eaten, so Shen Miaomiao can only keep running , so as not to let the ups and downs of his legs press down on his body...

"Run, run..." Shen Miaomiao swung her arms desperately, but she was still chased up. She could only watch helplessly as her fat thighs were pressed down. When she closed her eyes, there was no pain, as if A person supported the rabbit's leg with one hand, and stroked his eyes, and then he suddenly opened his eyes.

The room was still the same room, and Master Chen’s snoring beside him was earth-shattering, and he seemed to be drawing a talisman, and then fell asleep lying on the table, his saliva spread all over, but luckily it didn’t flow on the drawn talisman paper, otherwise he would have thought died.

It's just that the last person in the dream looks a bit like Master, how could it be possible, how could Master save him?Master should have thrown him under the rabbit's legs without changing his face, watched him being trampled into a pile of meat sauce, and then snorted Caibi.

"It's really a waste," Shen Danfeng lay down again, found a comfortable position in her husband's arms and prepared to sleep, the mere dream cheap rabbit almost died inside, it was really useless.

It's not as good as he is always attacking, just call out the quantum cannon on the wheelchair and start bombarding, without even running.

Yin Bailu had just woken up from a dream, but he was still in fear, so he took him into his arms and asked, "What did Miao Miao dream about?"

"I was almost crushed by that guy in my dream." Shen Danfeng brushed away the itchy hair on his cheek. "On the other hand, Master Chen didn't even have a dream. Obviously he is not as incompetent as he appears."

"But in the final analysis, you are still better," Yin Bailu insisted on the sweetness of his lover, "Will he come tonight?"

"I've learned a lesson once, so I probably won't be able to." Shen Danfeng patted his cheek, "Don't worry, go to sleep."

Of course, Yin Bailu had nothing to worry about, but Shen Miaomiao was so frightened that he didn't dare to sleep any more. He always felt that he was really crushed in the dream just now, as if he really couldn't wake up again.

Therefore, even though he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyelids, he pinched himself hard, and if he couldn't do it with an awl stabbing his buttocks, he could still hit his head.

As a result of such hard work and persistence, when Master Chen woke up the next morning, seeing the blue and black eyes of his best friend, his first reaction was to hold his chest and scream "Ghost!!!"

"Hehe... You're a Feng Shui master and you're still afraid of ghosts," Shen Miaomiao splashed cold water on her face, she finally regained her senses, and started to splash eye drops, foundation, and liquid on her face again, and then she became the same as usual , so that the Patriarch could not see any clues at a glance.

Master Chen smiled awkwardly, looked at the bottles and cans that his good friend carried with him, pondered for a long time, and felt that he should just be a nice rough guy.

"Master is very radiant today," Shen Danfeng seemed to praise from the bottom of his heart.

Shen Miaomiao held back her yawning mouth and tried her best to show that she was radiant. However, before coming here, she had spent three days drawing symbols there, and she slept for a while last night and was almost killed. God, he couldn't take it anymore with his body made of iron. "The apprentice is also full of joy..."

Master, if you step on my foot again, I will lose my face!

However, until he sat at the dining table, he didn't find the slightest chance to turn his face.

Spicy rabbit head, fresh pot rabbit, roasted rabbit legs, yam and rabbit broth... There are not many vegetarian dishes on the table, which can be regarded as a whole rabbit feast.

"The kid seems to be interested in rabbits yesterday," the person in charge stood beside him politely and introduced the dish, "This is made by our chef, especially the stewed soup, which is stewed with the one that the kid caught yesterday. , stewed for a full night, how about the color of the soup?"

The lid of the casserole was opened, and a fresh fragrance rushed over, which completely relieved the greasy meat and vegetables on the table early in the morning, and awakened the hunger of several people by the way.

Stuff is a good thing, Shen Danfeng has always paid attention to appetite, but when the spoon was stretched out, he remembered that he was a cutie who loved his husband deeply, so he quickly put the bowl he just filled in front of her husband "I think this is very good, you should try it first."

At this moment, Yin Bailu's first thought was that there might be poison in it, but his feeling told him that there was no such possibility. He lowered his head and tasted the stewed bowl of soup. It was indeed extremely mellow, and the crispy rabbit meat was almost It melted after one sip. It said that there were yams, but in fact it was all blended into the soup. Among the dishes made by the palace chef, they were all top-grade, so he didn't lie and said, "It's delicious."

"Thank you," Shen Xiaocute respectfully scooped up a bowl for the cheap apprentice as well. Shen Miaomiao's first feeling was, what the hell, the master wouldn't poison it himself. Reasonable, it must be It's poisoned, but I still have to drink it.

"Master Chen also drinks," Shen Xiaocuti respected her elders, and finally scooped a bowl for herself.

Master Chen stroked his beard without two hairs, and patted Shen Miaomiao's shoulder with special admiration, almost knocking him to the ground, "You are a filial disciple."

Shen Miaomiao "..."

Hehe... You criticized him yesterday for not respecting his teacher, and you don't know how he survived until now. Maybe that bowl of soup is your end. Thinking about it this way, I don't feel so unlucky, hahaha... …

Shen Miaomiao thought it was delicious, so she stretched out her hand to scoop up another bowl, but when she scooped it up, she almost flew out with the spoon, only to see that thick bone resting on the long spoon, the joints were transparent, and there were a few large strands of The rotten meat hung on it, which looked very creepy.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" The person in charge saw that his face was not right, and asked very respectfully.

Shen Miaomiao glanced at Shen Xiaocute who was obediently drinking soup with her head down, calmed down, cleared her throat and asked, "What is this?"

The person in charge replied very patiently, "This is the hind leg of the rabbit. The meat here is the most tender and tender. If you want to eat it, I will take it and put it on a plate for you."

"No! No need," Shen Miaomiao put down the long spoon, picked up the chopsticks and tasted other dishes. "It's too much, the other dishes are also very good."

Ahhh, that rabbit leg scared him to pee. Shen Miaomiao chewed the unknown meat in his mouth, inexplicably recalling the nightmare of last night. Aren't those fat legs the legs of a rabbit? Could it be because He ate the bunny, so the bunny came for revenge?But he obviously didn't eat yesterday!

"Master, don't you want to eat it?" Shen Danfeng picked up the huge rabbit leg, and put it on Yin Bailu's plate under Shen Miaomiao's horrified gaze. "Then I'll give it to him. Master doesn't mind."

"Hehe, of course I don't mind," Shen Miaomiao didn't move her chopsticks after taking a bite. Of course, the person in charge enthusiastically asked if the food was inappropriate, or something was not to his liking.

Shen Miaomiao was just about to say a word of Amitabha, and said kindly, "Rabbits are so cute, we should eat less rabbits."

"Master is right," Shen Xiaokei ignorantly supported Master, and then gnawed on the back bone of the other leg.

Shen Miaomiao "..."

Shen Miaomiao wiped her mouth and prepared to lead a few people to follow after eating and drinking.

The head of the family seemed embarrassed, and the person in charge said with a smile, "Master, our laboratory is relatively confidential. Can you see if we can go alone." He rubbed his hands, looking very embarrassed.

Shen Miaomiao turned her head, turned a wronged face and looked at his master: Master, help me, I don't want to go alone.

Shen Danfeng was also aggrieved, the person in charge who was attracted by that gorgeous face swallowed his saliva, but he pointed his finger aggrievedly at his opponent, "Master, go early and come back early, we will all be afraid if you are not here."

Shen Miaomiao "..."

No, it's me and the monsters here that I'm afraid of.

"Oh, how embarrassing to leave you as a young couple here," Master Chen volunteered, and said with a loving face, "Master Shen, you go alone, I will protect their young couple here."

"Thank you, Master Chen," the young couple said in unison, and then smiled at each other, as if the surroundings were covered with pink bubbles, which was very sweet.

Master Chen touched his face and sighed, "Love, I will help you protect it. Don't worry, Master Shen. I will do my best to protect the safety of your apprentice and his wife."

Shen Miaomiao: I thank your eight generations of ancestors.

Shen Miaomiao was hesitant, but there was no emotion on the acting face. The person in charge also thought that he was worried about the safety of the apprentice, so he kindly reminded him, "Master Shen, the manor is still very safe. I live with the Patriarch. Here, you can rest assured."

What else could Shen Miaomiao do, she could only shake her arm violently, and with a cold snort, she walked down the road of no return with tears in her heart.

Master, you will definitely protect me secretly, right? Kuaiai answered me, but he didn't get a look.

When the three of them walked away, Shen Danfeng pointed at Master Chen who was still watching from behind, supported him to lie on the sofa, and pasted a lightning-inducing talisman and said, "Miao Miao has really grown up. I dare to face difficulties and obstacles alone.”

"No, I think it's difficult for him to ride a tiger," Yin Bailu said with a smile, "After all, it's really difficult for him to cooperate with Master's play."

"No way, Master is doing it for his own good." Shen Danfeng clapped his hands and said, raised his chin to gesture to Master Chen who was lying on the sofa, and said, "Otherwise, it would be easy for me to point out directly."

"Shall we wait here?" Yin Bailu asked.

Shen Danfeng smiled meaningfully, "Do you think they will take Miao Miao to the real laboratory?"

"At least it will be a little disguised, such as the rabbit we bought," Yin Bailu gave the answer after thinking about it, and said directly, "Did you find the real one?"

"Well," Shen Danfeng was noncommittal, but smiled deeply, "Honey, are you interested in going to hell with me?"

"my pleasure."