Interstellar First Feng Shui Master

"Hee hee, hee hee, beauty, I found you," said the head sticking out of the window, the beautiful eyeballs were like the eyes of a puppet, they turned fast, but they were also very stiff.

"Remember to go through the door next time. The window is so high, how dangerous it is," Yin Bailu stretched out his hand in the wheelchair, and directly closed the window. There were sawdust leaking from the gap, and maybe her nose was pinched off. .

Yin Bailu didn't think that a window could block the monsters he found specially, but he had never had any grudges against monsters in his life, so the only one who would let her come here was his little wife who was still hanging out.

"It's really going to cause trouble." Yin Bailu looked at the tree branch that came directly through the door, and finally stopped his hand that was still working, so he could watch the winding tree branch break off when it approached him. , and then continued to approach persistently.

How did the little wife provoke this monster, and why the fire came to him, I really don't want to know at all.

"Vag... vomit..."

When Shen Danfeng found Shen Miaomiao, the little apprentice was vomiting so faintly that he almost threw up his stomach.

"Hey, master is here to save you, get up quickly," Shen Danfeng put his hands on his shoulders.

Shen Miaomiao said something casually, wiped her mouth, and turned her head, but just as she turned around, she couldn't hold back again, and threw up on her stomach.

Shen Danfeng "..."

You can spit in Master's face, please explain to me what it means.

Shen Danfeng kicked him and didn't bother to pay attention to him. Watching the group of demons dancing in front of him, he felt a headache for a while.

It's fine if it's a real beauty, but watching a few men lying in a pile of branches can still be in love. I'm sorry that this scene has nothing but hot eyes, just hot eyes.

"At this time, I miss my husband very much," Shen Danfeng said with his arms folded.

Shen Miaomiao managed to save her life without subconsciously adding the word "face".

The peach demon's main branch is not there, and the secondary branch is really not a big threat to the two of them. Huizhen's Buddhist beads and Shen Danfeng's natal fire can be easily expelled.

However, how could the cheap master who was pretending to be a pig do it himself.

"Go, little apprentice," Shen Danfeng pulled out a dozen lightning-attracting charms and handed them to Shen Miaomiao, asking him to put charms on the beauties one by one.

Shen Miaomiao's nausea was reflexive. When she saw the beauty turned into a pile of branches, she couldn't even vomit acid water.

The beauties are all turned into fly ash, the dreamers are naturally awake and can't wake up again, all naked/naked looking for their own clothes to put on, silently standing aside, no longer clamoring .

"Beauty, my beauty, come home with me, I will let you..."

Shen Danfeng looked at Master Cheng who was hugging the tree branch day and night, and personally pasted a lightning-attracting talisman on his beauty.

The beauty turned into flying ash in an instant, Master Cheng sat up, and when he saw Shen Danfeng's face, he became angry, "You actually killed someone? You lost my beauty, and I will fight you."

Shen Danfeng pointed to the beautiful woman who had not yet turned into a branch, "the beauty is there."

"Haha, the beauty is waiting for me." Master Cheng got up with his butt bare, and went to grab another person. The fight was so dark, but he was born ugly, and it matched the branches of this place very well.

The others looked at Master Cheng's actions in horror, and when they thought of their behavior like a dog before, they immediately showed a look of lovelessness on their faces.

Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked by geese one day, it is really shameful to say such a thing, but it is facing Master Huizhen and the savior, they can't repay their revenge and stop others' mouths.

Huizhen saved another person in the past, and only left Master Cheng naked/naked to love each other with the tree branch. Naturally, Shen Miaomiao would not meddle in other people's business and violate his master's taboo.

The others didn't have a good impression of Master Cheng either, so they hurriedly focused on getting back their magic weapon, and they didn't have the time to care about irrelevant people.

If the person is not saved, the play still has to be performed. Shen Danfeng hesitated to speak, but did not dare to step forward, which made Shen Miaomiao cover her mouth reflexively.

If it weren't for the watchful eyes of everyone, he would have been kicked by the cheap master and turned into a shooting star in the sky.

As soon as the illusion was broken, the surrounding scene turned into the familiar peach forest again, but the ground that the petals could not cover revealed dense white bones, and it is unknown how many people were buried in it.

"You guys have this ability, but I underestimated you," the words came from all directions with a sinister look, Shen Danfeng looked towards the place closest to the voice, and when he looked at the person sitting on the branch, his face showed a smile. I got a "囧" expression.

It was beyond his expectation that this monster could cut off that circle of floor and take it away.

"I didn't expect you to be that monster," everyone looked at Yin Bailu sitting on the branch, and intuitively discovered the truth. At the same time, Qi Qi looked at Shen Danfeng who was standing quietly by the side, his eyes full of vigilance.

"Hahahaha," the female voice with an accent resounded, the beauty's head popped out from the branch, looked at a group of humans and said, "Little beauty, look, this is human nature, you saved them, they still treat you as a monster."

"The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell," Shen Danfeng said with compassion on his face, "You release my husband quickly, and let me go up instead."

Huizhen felt that their housekeeping skills in Chaozong Temple seemed to be learned by this guy.

"No, compared to you, I like your husband's appearance better," the woman said with a smile on her head, "I want to make him into a puppet and accompany me forever, beauty, do you think so? "

The last sentence was for Yin Bailu.

And Yin Bailu answered her question seriously, "Sorry, I only love my wife, and I don't want to be with you."

"Love? Love again?" The beautiful woman's face showed a hideous look for a moment, and the cracked smile on her lips became even weirder. "Since you are in love, if I let only one of you live, How do you choose, listen well, little beauty, if you commit suicide, I will let him go, big beauty, if you are willing to be my woodcarving, I can also let your wife go, choose one."

"Xiaofeng, I'm willing to do it for you..." Yin Bailu's eyes were full of affection.

In Shen Danfeng's "pure" eyes, the same love is as deep as the sea, "Don't stop me, I am willing to..."

Shen Miaomiao hurriedly blocked her, "Xiaofeng, don't... ah!...Master, why are you stepping on my feet?" The last sentence was whispered only by the two of them.

"Xiao Feng..."

"Little Lu..."

"It's such a touching love," Master Chen sighed from the side.

Shen Miaomiao "..."

You are not blind.

"Both of you, die to me," the beauty's face was completely split open, as if it was covered with bark, and countless branches came towards Shen Danfeng, relentlessly moving forward.

And the flames on the man's cuffs made her faintly afraid, probably, it was an illusion...