Interstellar First Feng Shui Master
Chapter 17 Woodcarving Beauty Catching Bugs
"Nani?!" Shen Miaomiao's voice could directly break through the sky.
He really can't be blamed for this, mainly because his cheap master told him that the monster he killed just now is not dead, and he swallowed one of the inner alchemy left behind by him.
Master said that although the inner alchemy is not particularly important, people will keep the person who ate her inner alchemy firmly in their hearts.
The master also said that if you eat someone else's inner alchemy, they can find it by following the smell.
"Maybe it's another love affair," Shen Danfeng said, patting his apprentice on the head.
Shen Miaomiao felt as if her heart was barking.
"Master, save me," Shen Miaomiao had no choice but to compromise under the coercion of the cheap master.
Because I don't compromise, I always feel that something very bad will happen, such as the kind that is directly used as bait and not reused.
"Well, don't worry," Shen Danfeng took out a few spirit stones from his cuffs, placed them around Shen Miaomiao, and then pricked his finger without hesitation, blood dripped, as if there was a faint fragrance of peach blossoms Spilled out, "You can run away from a monk, but you can't run away from a temple."
Huizhen "..."
This metaphor!
The blood did not fall to the ground, but seemed to be looking for something, circling in the center of the formation, then turned into a blood line, and flew to the yellow paper in Shen Danfeng's hand, as if consciously drawing, forming Shen Danfeng. The lines that Miao Miao couldn't understand.
"Looking Talisman?" Huizhen walked over and took a look.
Shen Danfeng put away the spell that had already been drawn, and took out another dozen yellow paper spells, looked at Shen Miaomiao in the formation and smiled slightly, "Miao Miao, you know, you can't put all eggs in one basket An allusion?"
Shen Miaomiao took a step back subconsciously, clasped her hands like a girl being molested by a bully, "Master, what do you want to do?"
Yin Bailu answered in a leisurely manner, "Don't worry, with me here, no one will do you such an answer."
Madan, Master, you have learned badly!
Shen Miaomiao wanted to cry but had no tears, so she could only accept the bully's oppression. In the end, she fell to the ground with a pure color and paleness like a ravaged girl, accompanied by a dozen tracing charms in his master's hand.
"Come, come, drink some brown sugar water to nourish the blood," Shen Danfeng thoughtfully supplemented the nutrition for the apprentice. "Red dates, ginger juice and brown sugar are especially nourishing for the blood."
Shen Miaomiao refused, "No, there's no need, I think I can still hold on, manly man, bleeding but not tears, what is this little blood?"
Shen Danfeng rubbed his shoulders, "Then shall we fight again?"
Shen Miaomiao "...I'd better drink it."
Shen Danfeng smiled slightly, "Good boy."
Driven by spiritual energy, the tracing talisman flew out of Shen Danfeng's hand, but the talisman stayed in the air, but it didn't fly directly in one direction, but circled left and right, and then it seemed to be in the same direction as it had decided, with a whoosh Disappeared in the sky.
The spaceship drove and hurriedly followed, but within a few ten minutes, the spell landed on a planet and stuck directly on a man's body.
Although the man can't walk seductively, and a flower can be twisted out of his buttocks, but he is a man, a man.
"Master, that's a man," Shen Miaomiao felt puzzled.
"Peach branches become demons, but they can be male or female," Shen Danfeng got off the spaceship and chased after them, "Miao Miao, you have the inner alchemy again."
Shen Miaomiao immediately didn't want to get off the spaceship.
"Miao Miao, please," Yin Bailu unbuckled his seat belt, opened the cabin door and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with them by myself."
Although Mistress always has a smile on her face, she somehow finds it terrifying. Master, your habitual abandonment is really unacceptable.
Shen Miaomiao said cautiously, "Master, why don't we stay here instead of following them?"
Yin Bailu propped his chin with his fingers, thought for a while amidst Shen Miaomiao's apprehension, and said, "Good idea."
Then he closed the hatch and started to deal with his own affairs, as if the person who proposed to follow up just now was not him.
Shen Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Without two people holding back, Shen Danfeng was very quick to intercept that man.
One day in the alley, there was a monk in front and an ancestor in the back. The peach demon's charming eyes moved for a moment, and she licked her lips. As she was about to say something, Shen Danfeng rejected her, "The ancestor doesn't like transvestites, you are not my type." , Go seduce that monk."
The peach demon gave him a sideways glance, and turned her head to see Huizhen, her eyes lit up.
Huizhen "..."
If you continue like this, believe it or not, the monk will swear!
This is not my dish, okay?
Master Huizhen practiced both internally and externally, so of course he didn't swear, but he said kindly, "The sea of suffering is boundless, turn around and be right, put down the butcher's knife, and become a Buddha immediately..."
The man who was smiling seductively still kept the smile on his face and fell to the ground, turning into a pile of rotten wood on the ground, which was scattered by the wind.
Shen Danfeng held the pink inner alchemy in his hand, and the blood on his hand turned into sawdust, and with a slight shake, it all fell to the ground.
"It's the second one," Shen Danfeng looked at the inner alchemy, twirling it in his hand and said, "Do you have to gather seven to summon the dragon ball?"
Huizhen said helplessly, "Benefactor Shen, it's better to watch less cartoons."
Shen Danfeng put away the inner alchemy that had already dispelled the evil spirit and said, "Let's go, go back and feed it to Miao Miao."
Although the inner alchemy is a great tonic, Huizhen somehow felt that the young man was very pitiful.
Shen Miaomiao shuddered all over, and went out silently to turn up the temperature of the air conditioner.
It always feels like someone is plotting against him behind his back.
He looked out of the window, and was immediately terrified by the face stuck on the window, "Ghost!!!"
"There is no ghost, but there is one coward." Shen Danfeng removed Lian from the glass, opened the hatch, pinched the little apprentice's chin, and threw the inner alchemy in. "Eat, Master has worked so hard to earn it for you." of."
Shen Miaomiao pinched her throat and was about to vomit, but she received a dark threat from her master, "If you dare to vomit, I will let you eat a catty of pearls to enter, do you believe it?"
Shen Miaomiao didn't know whether others believed it or not, but anyway, he believed it, so if master cheap said so, he really dared to do it.
"Xiaofeng, don't bully him," Yin Bailu looked at the red-faced boy who was coughing beside him, as if he couldn't bear it.
Because it seems so miserable.
Shen Danfeng sat down beside him, and said with a smile, "I won't bully him, but bully you, okay?"
Yin Bailu smiled, "Does Miao Miao like your master treating you like this?"
Shen Miaomiao "..."
I should say like it or not.
"I like it," Shen Miaomiao didn't mean it, Nima felt that if she said she didn't like it, she would either be destroyed humanely by his master or his wife.
"Good boy," Yin Bailu patted his head.
Shen Miaomiao felt that it was no different from a tiger's paw being slapped on the head.
With the tracing talisman, after all, it is much more convenient than searching aimlessly before. The spaceship landed on the top of a tall building, and when Hui really wanted to go down, Shen Danfeng grabbed her.
He turned his head and motioned to Shen Miaomiao, who was sitting upright, "Miaomiao, you go this time."
Shen Miaomiao pointed to her nose and said, "Me?! Am I going to deliver food?"
"The child can't rely on the master when he grows up." Shen Danfeng pinched his cheek and said, "You have to rely on yourself. Don't worry, even if you send the food, the master will avenge you."
Shen Miaomiao hesitated, "How can I find that monster?"
"The tracing talisman can only be seen by those who have opened the eyes of the sky or are born with yin and yang eyes." Shen Danfeng still had a smile on his face, but he couldn't refuse, "Go, we are waiting for you here, or, when you were apprenticed, what you said Are those words a lie?"
Shen Miaomiao's face changed, and the hesitant expression faded away. She gritted her teeth and opened the hatch, and walked down the stairs on the roof.
Huizhen has never seen such a teacher teaching his disciples. Although they have to endure hardships in Buddhism, they are all persuasive and persuasive. "Aren't you worried about his safety? Even if it is a rape, it may kill him."
"We've always taught our apprentices this way," Shen Danfeng said with a smile on his face, but his eyes were completely deserted. "If you really can't stand it, it's okay to betray the teacher."
Demonic education has always been strict. If you want to climb up, you don’t know how many people’s blood you have to step on. He was thrown into the Ten Thousand Snake Pit by his parents at the age of ten. what.
"I've heard that female eagles are very patient when feeding their babies, but when the babies are learning to fly, they have the heart to push them off the cliff to teach them to fly," Yin Bailu propped his forehead, bringing Smiling, he said, "Although the cliff is high, the bottom has already been covered with thick straw and stalks by the mother. Even if the eaglet can't learn to fly once, the female eagle will pick them up again and push them down until they reach the top of the cliff. able to fly."
Shen Danfeng looked at him without moving, "What are you talking about?"
Yin Bailu flicked his fingers on the optical brain, "It's nothing, I happened to see a story when I was reading the news, and I want to tell it to you."
"Well, it's a good story," Shen Danfeng commented, looked out the window, and said with a slightly warm face, "Any other stories?"
In the former Ten Thousand Snakes Cave, the life-saving waist pendant seemed to be tied around his waist by his mother casually, just like the lightning charm that he casually threw into Shen Miaomiao's pocket.
It turned out that there are still people in this world who understand him, just like he understands his unreliable parents.
Perhaps, saving this person's life is not so unbearable.
"Well. There are many, many stories," Yin Bailu sorted out the book list and said, "How about I prepare a study room for you, and let them put all the books you like in there."
There was a loud thunder in the sky, and it slashed straight through the roof. In the flickering thunder, Shen Danfeng looked at the purple light flashing in the smoky gray eyes and said, "Okay, thank you very much."
There was a sound of running running over from the roof. Shen Miaomiao opened the hatch and sat in. Before she could give the things in her hand to others, she hurriedly said, "Hurry up, hurry up, the security guards are chasing after you."
The spaceship started and left the place, leaving only the panicked security guards.
He really can't be blamed for this, mainly because his cheap master told him that the monster he killed just now is not dead, and he swallowed one of the inner alchemy left behind by him.
Master said that although the inner alchemy is not particularly important, people will keep the person who ate her inner alchemy firmly in their hearts.
The master also said that if you eat someone else's inner alchemy, they can find it by following the smell.
"Maybe it's another love affair," Shen Danfeng said, patting his apprentice on the head.
Shen Miaomiao felt as if her heart was barking.
"Master, save me," Shen Miaomiao had no choice but to compromise under the coercion of the cheap master.
Because I don't compromise, I always feel that something very bad will happen, such as the kind that is directly used as bait and not reused.
"Well, don't worry," Shen Danfeng took out a few spirit stones from his cuffs, placed them around Shen Miaomiao, and then pricked his finger without hesitation, blood dripped, as if there was a faint fragrance of peach blossoms Spilled out, "You can run away from a monk, but you can't run away from a temple."
Huizhen "..."
This metaphor!
The blood did not fall to the ground, but seemed to be looking for something, circling in the center of the formation, then turned into a blood line, and flew to the yellow paper in Shen Danfeng's hand, as if consciously drawing, forming Shen Danfeng. The lines that Miao Miao couldn't understand.
"Looking Talisman?" Huizhen walked over and took a look.
Shen Danfeng put away the spell that had already been drawn, and took out another dozen yellow paper spells, looked at Shen Miaomiao in the formation and smiled slightly, "Miao Miao, you know, you can't put all eggs in one basket An allusion?"
Shen Miaomiao took a step back subconsciously, clasped her hands like a girl being molested by a bully, "Master, what do you want to do?"
Yin Bailu answered in a leisurely manner, "Don't worry, with me here, no one will do you such an answer."
Madan, Master, you have learned badly!
Shen Miaomiao wanted to cry but had no tears, so she could only accept the bully's oppression. In the end, she fell to the ground with a pure color and paleness like a ravaged girl, accompanied by a dozen tracing charms in his master's hand.
"Come, come, drink some brown sugar water to nourish the blood," Shen Danfeng thoughtfully supplemented the nutrition for the apprentice. "Red dates, ginger juice and brown sugar are especially nourishing for the blood."
Shen Miaomiao refused, "No, there's no need, I think I can still hold on, manly man, bleeding but not tears, what is this little blood?"
Shen Danfeng rubbed his shoulders, "Then shall we fight again?"
Shen Miaomiao "...I'd better drink it."
Shen Danfeng smiled slightly, "Good boy."
Driven by spiritual energy, the tracing talisman flew out of Shen Danfeng's hand, but the talisman stayed in the air, but it didn't fly directly in one direction, but circled left and right, and then it seemed to be in the same direction as it had decided, with a whoosh Disappeared in the sky.
The spaceship drove and hurriedly followed, but within a few ten minutes, the spell landed on a planet and stuck directly on a man's body.
Although the man can't walk seductively, and a flower can be twisted out of his buttocks, but he is a man, a man.
"Master, that's a man," Shen Miaomiao felt puzzled.
"Peach branches become demons, but they can be male or female," Shen Danfeng got off the spaceship and chased after them, "Miao Miao, you have the inner alchemy again."
Shen Miaomiao immediately didn't want to get off the spaceship.
"Miao Miao, please," Yin Bailu unbuckled his seat belt, opened the cabin door and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with them by myself."
Although Mistress always has a smile on her face, she somehow finds it terrifying. Master, your habitual abandonment is really unacceptable.
Shen Miaomiao said cautiously, "Master, why don't we stay here instead of following them?"
Yin Bailu propped his chin with his fingers, thought for a while amidst Shen Miaomiao's apprehension, and said, "Good idea."
Then he closed the hatch and started to deal with his own affairs, as if the person who proposed to follow up just now was not him.
Shen Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Without two people holding back, Shen Danfeng was very quick to intercept that man.
One day in the alley, there was a monk in front and an ancestor in the back. The peach demon's charming eyes moved for a moment, and she licked her lips. As she was about to say something, Shen Danfeng rejected her, "The ancestor doesn't like transvestites, you are not my type." , Go seduce that monk."
The peach demon gave him a sideways glance, and turned her head to see Huizhen, her eyes lit up.
Huizhen "..."
If you continue like this, believe it or not, the monk will swear!
This is not my dish, okay?
Master Huizhen practiced both internally and externally, so of course he didn't swear, but he said kindly, "The sea of suffering is boundless, turn around and be right, put down the butcher's knife, and become a Buddha immediately..."
The man who was smiling seductively still kept the smile on his face and fell to the ground, turning into a pile of rotten wood on the ground, which was scattered by the wind.
Shen Danfeng held the pink inner alchemy in his hand, and the blood on his hand turned into sawdust, and with a slight shake, it all fell to the ground.
"It's the second one," Shen Danfeng looked at the inner alchemy, twirling it in his hand and said, "Do you have to gather seven to summon the dragon ball?"
Huizhen said helplessly, "Benefactor Shen, it's better to watch less cartoons."
Shen Danfeng put away the inner alchemy that had already dispelled the evil spirit and said, "Let's go, go back and feed it to Miao Miao."
Although the inner alchemy is a great tonic, Huizhen somehow felt that the young man was very pitiful.
Shen Miaomiao shuddered all over, and went out silently to turn up the temperature of the air conditioner.
It always feels like someone is plotting against him behind his back.
He looked out of the window, and was immediately terrified by the face stuck on the window, "Ghost!!!"
"There is no ghost, but there is one coward." Shen Danfeng removed Lian from the glass, opened the hatch, pinched the little apprentice's chin, and threw the inner alchemy in. "Eat, Master has worked so hard to earn it for you." of."
Shen Miaomiao pinched her throat and was about to vomit, but she received a dark threat from her master, "If you dare to vomit, I will let you eat a catty of pearls to enter, do you believe it?"
Shen Miaomiao didn't know whether others believed it or not, but anyway, he believed it, so if master cheap said so, he really dared to do it.
"Xiaofeng, don't bully him," Yin Bailu looked at the red-faced boy who was coughing beside him, as if he couldn't bear it.
Because it seems so miserable.
Shen Danfeng sat down beside him, and said with a smile, "I won't bully him, but bully you, okay?"
Yin Bailu smiled, "Does Miao Miao like your master treating you like this?"
Shen Miaomiao "..."
I should say like it or not.
"I like it," Shen Miaomiao didn't mean it, Nima felt that if she said she didn't like it, she would either be destroyed humanely by his master or his wife.
"Good boy," Yin Bailu patted his head.
Shen Miaomiao felt that it was no different from a tiger's paw being slapped on the head.
With the tracing talisman, after all, it is much more convenient than searching aimlessly before. The spaceship landed on the top of a tall building, and when Hui really wanted to go down, Shen Danfeng grabbed her.
He turned his head and motioned to Shen Miaomiao, who was sitting upright, "Miaomiao, you go this time."
Shen Miaomiao pointed to her nose and said, "Me?! Am I going to deliver food?"
"The child can't rely on the master when he grows up." Shen Danfeng pinched his cheek and said, "You have to rely on yourself. Don't worry, even if you send the food, the master will avenge you."
Shen Miaomiao hesitated, "How can I find that monster?"
"The tracing talisman can only be seen by those who have opened the eyes of the sky or are born with yin and yang eyes." Shen Danfeng still had a smile on his face, but he couldn't refuse, "Go, we are waiting for you here, or, when you were apprenticed, what you said Are those words a lie?"
Shen Miaomiao's face changed, and the hesitant expression faded away. She gritted her teeth and opened the hatch, and walked down the stairs on the roof.
Huizhen has never seen such a teacher teaching his disciples. Although they have to endure hardships in Buddhism, they are all persuasive and persuasive. "Aren't you worried about his safety? Even if it is a rape, it may kill him."
"We've always taught our apprentices this way," Shen Danfeng said with a smile on his face, but his eyes were completely deserted. "If you really can't stand it, it's okay to betray the teacher."
Demonic education has always been strict. If you want to climb up, you don’t know how many people’s blood you have to step on. He was thrown into the Ten Thousand Snake Pit by his parents at the age of ten. what.
"I've heard that female eagles are very patient when feeding their babies, but when the babies are learning to fly, they have the heart to push them off the cliff to teach them to fly," Yin Bailu propped his forehead, bringing Smiling, he said, "Although the cliff is high, the bottom has already been covered with thick straw and stalks by the mother. Even if the eaglet can't learn to fly once, the female eagle will pick them up again and push them down until they reach the top of the cliff. able to fly."
Shen Danfeng looked at him without moving, "What are you talking about?"
Yin Bailu flicked his fingers on the optical brain, "It's nothing, I happened to see a story when I was reading the news, and I want to tell it to you."
"Well, it's a good story," Shen Danfeng commented, looked out the window, and said with a slightly warm face, "Any other stories?"
In the former Ten Thousand Snakes Cave, the life-saving waist pendant seemed to be tied around his waist by his mother casually, just like the lightning charm that he casually threw into Shen Miaomiao's pocket.
It turned out that there are still people in this world who understand him, just like he understands his unreliable parents.
Perhaps, saving this person's life is not so unbearable.
"Well. There are many, many stories," Yin Bailu sorted out the book list and said, "How about I prepare a study room for you, and let them put all the books you like in there."
There was a loud thunder in the sky, and it slashed straight through the roof. In the flickering thunder, Shen Danfeng looked at the purple light flashing in the smoky gray eyes and said, "Okay, thank you very much."
There was a sound of running running over from the roof. Shen Miaomiao opened the hatch and sat in. Before she could give the things in her hand to others, she hurriedly said, "Hurry up, hurry up, the security guards are chasing after you."
The spaceship started and left the place, leaving only the panicked security guards.
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