The correct way to attack the villain

The next day, the Joker's Independence Day masterpiece was automatically included in the headlines of the major newspapers, once again, after a full year of silence.

He is back.

"I don't think it's just a superficial look at the return of the clown, but it's a revival of a crime of passion, a rebirth of the criminal spirit. He's dead, yes, you all saw he got half of his head smashed out, But, after the paint--"

"Anyone can be a clown."

Song Mo, who was leaning on the door frame outside the bathroom and watching the news with a toothbrush in his mouth, raised his eyebrows.

"I agree with her, Bangya." The young mixed race wiped the foam from his mouth, and watched the two debaters on TV with great interest, "What program is this?"

The consequence of tossing and turning last night was that when Song Mo woke up the next day, little roommate Peter had already set off.Bangya scanned the surroundings for no one before speaking: "ponitvsponit, Gotham Radio's program, Captain. The female debater is the financial director of Wayne Group."

Song Mo: "Oh, now you can scan out the identity of the other party at a glance? Or through the screen, so advanced."

Bangya: "...the work card on her chest says, I'm not blind, Captain."

"Well, she might still be my boss in the future." Song Mo said, opened the refrigerator door, and saw the frozen soufflé and toast slices that Peter had prepared as he wished, and hooked the corners of his mouth, "Look, I said new The roommate is not as scary as you said, he looks like a little white rabbit who hasn't set foot in society yet."

"But the data analysis shows that he is not an ordinary person. He has very strong physical toughness, his strength limit can reach at least ten tons, and he is still receiving high-intensity homework training. He said that he is taking classes in Gotham, but he is going in the direction of New York. -"

"It's okay, Bangya, you don't have to be so nervous at all." Song Mo took a bite of panna cotta, closed his eyes in enjoyment, and stopped his brain in time to continue, "Give your captain a little personal space, I You don’t need the kind of friend who knows everything about him, everyone has secrets, what you have to do is not to dissect them, but to understand and respect them, the same.”

"You should also respect me. I don't know what a captain in your outer space is like, but at least for people on Earth, no one likes a so tight follower that even the captain wants to fly a plane a few times a week." An intelligent mastermind recorded in a database."

Bunya: "Oh."

After a long time, when Song Mo had finished his breakfast and drank the last sip of milk, he said again: "Actually, I'm not interested in the scene of a man masturbating to a video of a man having crazy sex with a man. "

Song Mo spat out a mouthful of milk.

Bunya: "Especially with your greasy gay aesthetic."

Song Mo: "..."

Bangya: "If your future partner really fits all your fantasies and has a big chirp of 20cm, then I suggest that you familiarize yourself with the corresponding protective measures from now on, or you may be pierced in the rectum."

Song Mo: "Okay, shut up, please."

On the TV, the debaters on both sides are still arguing about each other's propositions. This is a program that anyone can attend as long as they have the ability, so it is not surprising that the executives of the Wayne Group will appear here.

The only thing that surprised Song Mo was her sharp defense, which seemed absurd, but in fact every sentence stepped on his point.

Unfortunately--

"Okay, Lana, I really don't understand your sinister intentions. If the Joker really was an organization like you said, then Gotham would have ceased to exist. I admit that he is a threat to everyone , But just like every time the Gotham Police Department announced his death before, and he came back to jump again soon after, I have every reason to suspect that this is just a cover-up of the clown. I know this is abstract, but , think about it, everyone, he's a madman who would send himself into Arkham, into the Gordon police station because he was bored, and if there was that way, he would even send himself into the ghost zone! You can understand a madman in Thinking about something?"

"This is just another trick of his to fool people!"

Truth is always in the hands of a few.

Song Mo smacked his mouth bored, turned off the TV, and had no interest in watching any more.

The sunlight outside the window shines on the calendar hanging in the innermost part of the room, and a special green circle is drawn on Independence Day.

Next to the circle are two callouts.

"Daddy's Death Day" and "My Birthday".

Song Mo looked at the two rows of words from a distance, lying on the sofa and falling asleep.

"With all due respect, you have a busy schedule these days, Captain."

"One will be the day when you go to the academy to pick up the graduation task. You'd better put on your makeup within 10 minutes, so as to ensure that you can take the express plane of Abyss Academy that will fly in half an hour. Otherwise, you will wait to take the train to Malaysia. , standing ticket."

Song Mo had no choice but to wriggle up from the sofa, dragged out tools and resignedly applied a special thin silicone that was only one-tenth the thickness of a fingernail on his face, and then began to "make up".

"If there is no problem with the schedule, you can return to Gotham around ten o'clock tonight. Tomorrow is your graduation ceremony at Xavier College. At least you have to be there on time. Then you will have a month to complete the abyss The graduation task assigned by the college, but Bangya recommends that you solve it within three days, because three days later is the day when you report to the Wayne Group."

Song Mo was expressionless: "It's a perfect itinerary, there is no rest time."

"This is your own arrangement, and." Bangya still maintained that unshakable tone, "With greater ability, comes greater responsibility, Captain."

With greater ability and greater responsibility, the new captain of the Hyperion finally boarded a special plane to Malaysia at No. 209 minutes.

Transformed into another Eredar whose roots are in full swing.

The difference is that it has been hot for a while.

"Yesterday I watched the whole process of your troubles in Gotham. My God, I want to announce that I am now a second-generation joker fan! You have inherited all your father's criminal talents! Blow up Gotham, thanks You can figure it out bro!"

It's almost like this kind of pursuit.

In the end, it was the bunny girl who said: "It's a pity that you are an ugly monster, otherwise I would worship you too."

The ugly eredar sitting on the plane seat: "???"

He pulled the mud face beside him: "I've turned into this, how can she recognize me as an ugly monster?"

Mudface: "...Probably, 'If you're not ugly, why do you have to look like this in school'? Or, 'If the adoptive father is so ugly, the adopted son must not be much better'?"

Eredar: "Sorry I never knew ugliness could be hereditary."

Moreover, a generation of clowns is really not ugly.

After removing makeup, she is actually a beauty.

Eredar looked at the layers of white clouds outside the window, and said in her heart.

In any case, the initial excitement of the villains was diluted by a word from the bunny girl. .

The plane became quiet again.

"To my surprise, you were not beaten too badly." Mudface didn't speak until then.

Eredar couldn't help but pressed the corner of her mouth, and then wanted to press her butt after pressing the corner of her mouth, but thinking of the public, she held back: "It's okay."

The plane flew smoothly, and the short flight gradually became boring because there were no entertainment measures. Just when most people were about to squint their eyes and go to sleep, the plane suddenly landed next to a huge laboratory.

A young man escorted by three bodyguards entered the cabin.

Eredar only glanced at him the moment he boarded the plane, and could only see a handsome profile, with golden brown hair and long legs stepping into first class.

A startled glance.

The appearance is very strange, and Eredar is sure that he has never seen this character in the Abyss Academy before, and he swears by his almost zero attendance rate, because if he has seen it, he will definitely be impressed.

Obviously, this sudden interspersed incident drove the hot factor in the cabin.

With Killer Moth as the center, all Gotham's villains got together and temporarily formed the Super Power Gossip Squad.

"Harry Osborn, the young master of the Osborn Group, his father is the famous Mr. Green Goblin in Manhattan, Spiderman's super rival, although his character is really not very good."

The unique high-pitched sound of the Killer Moth came from the front.

Sitting by the window, the bunny girl rested her chin on one hand, with a sexy lip print on the straw she was biting into her mouth, and she kept staring at the first-class seat. She was obviously very interested in this rich young master who suddenly appeared: " Why did he suddenly appear here?"

Killer Moth stretched his hands away to apply pink nail polish, and said angrily, "That must have started half a year ago."

"At that time, Osborn transferred here, but the old Osborne looked down on Abyss College, thinking that his son should not stay with trash fish like us--with all due respect, his words were in front of everyone. What some students said in front of them is really a stinking old thing."

"So he was taken back to the original Noble Academy. He was probably about to graduate, so we were lucky enough to have a look at him."

Sitting two rows behind Killer Moth, the mud-faced mud-face rubbed his hands in distaste: "The moth powder on him fell on me."

Eredar looked at the pink powder that shone brightly in the sun: "It's pretty, isn't it."

Mudface: "Who knows if there is some sissy gene hidden in it."

Eredar: "I suspect you have a prejudice against sissies."

Clayface: "How normal is this, I'm not gay."

Eredar: "Don't be gay all day long, gays will eat your bread."

"So he is a legendary figure whose class attendance rate is lower than that of Eredar. Anyway, when the school was founded, his father paid a lot of money. Even if he didn't come to take the exam, the teacher would not fail him."

The sharp voice of the Killer Moth once again intervened in the conversation between the two, and Eredar was puzzled: "None of my business."

Then there was a pain in my knee: "Why don't I have a rich dad."

Also without the muddy face of a rich dad: "Probably the only two things in this world that you can't choose by yourself."

So the two poor guys shut up.

Listening to Killer Moth gossip about Master Harry Osborne in front.

Including his tragic childhood with almost no father involved, his seemingly normal but weird and paranoid personality, even took pictures with many supermodels, and had dinner with many female stars, but he never saw him sleeping with anyone and doubted him There may be some sexual dysfunction.

Finally they came to a conclusion.

If Killer Moth is willing to let go of his noble status as a villain and work for an entertainment newspaper, he might be a successful person by now.

as well as.

"The first-class cabin of the special plane of Abyss Academy is not soundproof, killer moth."

After arriving at the destination, Eredar patted Killer Moth on the shoulder, successfully saw the rigid expression on Killer Moth's face, and got off the plane behind Muddy Face.

The crowd couldn't help noticing the young master's figure.

There is really no way to do this, among a bunch of villains in strange shapes and costumes, the normally handsome young master Osborne is like a clear stream, making Eredar suddenly realize that his study experience in the Abyss College in the past few years is very important. What a serious aesthetic disaster.

But it was just a look from a distance, Eredar didn't think he would have any intersection with this kind of person, no matter how they were compared, they were strangers in two worlds.

This kind of thinking continued until he arrived in class, put down his schoolbag, sat in his seat, and then realized that there was someone sitting in the empty seat next to him.

And as luck would have it, that person is——

Harry Osborn.

He took off his suit jacket to reveal the white shirt and black vest inside, his hair was meticulously groomed, and there was an atmosphere that was incompatible with this place in all directions without dead ends. After taking off his glasses, his blue eyes looked cold and alienated.

Eredar's position is in the last row of the classroom, by the window. It is very difficult to attract the teacher's attention here, and it is conducive for him to skip class anytime and anywhere, and now, there is no doubt about it.

This place has now attracted most people's attention, or most people think that they are well hidden.

This feeling is hard to describe.

I am used to sitting alone, suddenly there is another deskmate, and it is still such a deskmate, Ereda feels very——

cramped.

The clown swallowed. At this moment, Teacher Emma walked into the classroom holding the lesson plan, so he had no choice but to sit on the seat slowly and quietly, with his butt touching the corner of the chair.

After confirming that the young master didn't have any intention of paying attention to him, Eredar stabbed the muddy face in front of him, and then pointed to the mobile phone in his hand.

The two of them were used to chatting on their mobile phones in class, so they took out the mobile phone from their mouths immediately.

Eredar: What's going on!Why is he sitting next to me!

Mudface: Zemo said that next to you is the only empty seat in the entire class.

Eredar: Fart!There is obviously an empty seat next to him!

Clayface: He said that there is the heroic soul of Xueba sitting there.

Eredar frowned: Then he should also consult my opinion in advance!

Clayface: If you asked Zemo that, guess what he would answer.

Eredar: ...The poor students on 5F don't have the right to choose.

Muddy face: Poor students on 5F do not have the right to choose.

Eredar: qaq.

"Mudface, Eredar." On the podium, Teacher Emma, ​​the White Queen, said softly, "I have been watching you for a long time when you are playing with your mobile phone in class. Please go out and stand for punishment, and don't let me say it a second time."

Amidst the laughter of the whole class, Eredar and Clayface were brought to the corridor by the White Queen.

The moment she stood up, Eredar even felt relieved.

Then the two teenagers who were punished for standing (if Muddy Face counted) saw the Killer Moth who was also punished for standing in the corridor.

The eyes of the two sides met in the air, and both saw the information to be expressed from inside.

"Look at that bad student, who is caught by the teacher every day and punished to stand."