The correct way to attack the villain

Song Mo was woken up by the sound of an engine.

He opened his eyes in a daze, the clock on the wall pointed at exactly seven o'clock, the sky outside the window had completely darkened, a bat light shone brightly on the clouds, and the winding mountain road leading to the outside of the island Bruce's Aston Martin can be vaguely seen disappearing around the corner.

The young man stretched his waist: "It seems that someone will have trouble with his dinner again."

He scratched his hair, which was messed up in sleep, and slowly got up from the chair.The obvious pain from the bones and joints of his body when his feet landed on the ground made him grit his teeth.

"This is probably the result of you not sleeping even if you have a bed." Bangya said coldly in his mind, "Sleeping on someone's office chair with such a serious injury, there is a lot of people in fan forums. Don’t dare to write like that.”

Song Mo had no choice but to stretch out his hands to support his lower back, while casually saying: "Then it's probably because the content involved in this kind of scene was deleted by the moderator because the content behind it was too obscene?"

Bangya: "...so you want to try it once too?"

After asking, the core intellectual brain saw his captain frowned maliciously.

Bangya: "Okay, don't tell me, I don't want to hear it."

Song Mo thoughtfully took back what he had just thought about.

He walked out of the study, intending to go to the kitchen to prepare dinner.Although he is still a seriously injured patient, and the three meals of his clients are irregular to the point of anti-humanity, but as long as he is still receiving the salary paid by the other party, he must perform his job duties.In this regard, it is the same whether it is Song Mo, Eredar, or Jack Napier.

"I'm as dedicated as a model worker."

Song Mo sighed while stirring the thick soup in the pot.

The core intellectual brain dismantled the stage: "It's just a little bit worse than Batman."

Song Mo said "tsk": "Since when did my brain start to help my nemesis?" He put down the spoon in his hand and put the lid on the pot, and asked, "So it's better than Mr. Model Worker and Clown?" What are dedicated Batbusters doing now?"

Bangya: "Deal with the Scarecrow and clean up his three Heavenly Father Mechas."

"The Honkai wound on his waist hasn't even been completely cleaned up, and the mysterious bat base is under maintenance of the main equipment?"

"I think so, Captain."

Song Mo rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Anyway, it's just three prototype mechas. He's even seen Huberian before, so it shouldn't be a particularly difficult thing for him to deal with?"

Bangya: "The energy tanks of the three Heavenly Fathers have been filled, Captain."

The young man showed a surprised expression at this moment: "Where did he get the Houkai power?"

Bangya: "If there is no accident, it should be that Eleanor missed a few Honkai energy crystals on the earth when he withdrew the army, and they happened to be picked up by him."

The reason why the mechas tried to make this title again is not only because their body performance is far weaker than normal mechas, but also because they do not have the stable charging conditions of the Honkai source, and no one can predict that after injecting the Honkai source Will he explode on the spot at some point.

The Scarecrow obviously didn't take this dimension into account.

The temporary butler wearing a fresh green floral apron showed a look of excitement on his face: "Tianming Technology will give them a unique education class, about dealing with alien technology rationally and not being seriously injured. And pretending to be a hero."

Bangya was silent for a while, and then grasped an irrelevant point: "Actually, the Heavenly Father and those mechanical mechs are not the technology of Destiny, but he invaded other organizations to plunder."

Song Mo said casually: "Who cares, people can only remember what the winner did."

"Help me adjust the scene scene."

A virtual screen immediately appeared on the left hand side. On the screen was a monitoring screen with constantly changing angles. The black streamlined bat fighters fought around the three Heavenly Father mechas in the airspace of Gotham, filling in the bullets fired by the Heavenly Father's mechas after the Honkai Source. The quantum cannon has turned into a strange black color, which is hard to guard against at night.

Song Mo stared at the screen for a while.

Then he reached out to pause a screen, zoomed in with two fingers, and zoomed in again.

I successfully saw the half-shattered window of the Bat fighter, the sexy and hot woman sitting in the passenger seat with two pairs of cat ears and a mask on her head.

The young man subconsciously scratched the metal stove in front of him with his nails so clean that his face could be reflected: "Catwoman? What's the matter with her here?"

Bunya: "Because of the two opals from the Wayne Clock Tower, that seems to be the Scarecrow's target as well."

Song Mo immediately wanted to ask the key point: "So it's actually Catwoman and the Scarecrow who fight, and Batman is just playing the role of a hero to save the beauty?"

Bunya: "I think so."

Song Mo curled his lips: "He really likes to do this." He reached out and turned off the enlarged screen, "Can you connect to the communication system of the Bat Fighter?"

"Yes." The core intelligence brain operated for a while, and added after completing the docking, "But the other party must be willing to accept it."

Then he saw the corner of his captain's mouth curled up in displeasure: "He will."

The next moment, a low-pitched metallic voice came from the communicator after being processed by the bat suit.

"what happened?"

The young man's bright voice was accompanied by the sound of the boiling thick soup being opened: "Help you solve the problem, boss, you can't expect to win three Heavenly Father mechas with just one Bat fighter."

The voice of the man on the other end of the line was as calm as ever: "Their weakness is the energy storehouse in their chest."

Song Mo said "Oh": "You have already thought of a way to penetrate their outer defensive armor?"

Batman: "Go through the muzzle."

Song Mo never thought of such a method, but it is undeniable that it is indeed feasible: "The second solution to a problem, I really underestimated your brain and observation ability." He was a little disappointed as he spoke The corner of his mouth curled up: "It seems that I think too much, you don't seem to need any help at all."

"No." Batman stretched out his hand to draw a semi-perspective view of the Heavenly Father's mecha on the operation screen, "The device in that mecha is too complicated, and I haven't scanned the complete line from the muzzle to the energy chamber. "

The young man obviously didn't hate the other party's natural "help" tone, and even rolled his eyes: "No wonder you have been circling around them since just now."

"Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. These trial mechas are all semi-finished products piled up in the ruins of the universe in Destiny. In order to prevent someone from stealing Otto, a forced sleep button is set on the surface of each energy tank. You only need to Increase the firepower to make them feel threatened, and the intelligent control system of the heavenly father will automatically switch to the immovable fortress mode, and in this mode, the button will be exposed, all you have to do is find the button and enter Just a string of destiny’s core authority operation passwords will do.”

Batman in the fighter plane turned off the perspective view of the Heavenly Father's mecha and called up an all-round scanning image of the outside of the mecha, and soon saw the white triangular button the size of a fingernail on the mecha's energy tank. .

"You know the code."

"If you understand." Song Mo glanced at the Batman fighter plane flexibly avoiding the attack of the Heavenly Father's mech on the virtual light screen, to be exact, the pair of cat ears exposed through the broken window.

"When I was young, I probably had more Heavenly Father's mechs on Destiny than you had on Gotham."

Batman: "..."

The man was silent for half a second before bringing the topic back: "And you didn't tell me this when the Scarecrow manipulated these mechs to attack us last time."

Song Mo recalled it for a while.

"The time the scarecrow dropped atavistic gas on Gotham?"

"Please." There was no guilt in his tone, and he was even a little smug. "Based on your opinion of me at that time, would you agree to cooperate with me if I didn't make the problem more difficult?"

Good reason, at least for Batman who is used to it.

The next moment, the Bat fighter put away the three-turbo braking system behind it, and the streamlined fuselage also turned into a trapezoid. After giving up the flexible and fast flying method, the firepower of the whole fighter was pulled to the maximum.

The soaring flames exploded in the airspace of Gotham together with the 36 shells fired by the honeycomb turret, igniting dozens of bright parabolic flames along the flight trajectory, followed by three small and powerful ice-blue liquid coulombs. bomb.

It wouldn't be able to penetrate Heavenly Father's armor, but it did achieve enough deterrence, and Heavenly Father's system core also chose to activate the so-called immobile fortress mode after detecting the skyrocketing threat value.

Can't move, but full fire.

Seeing the overwhelming black missiles attacking, Catwoman couldn't help but tighten her seat belt, and looked at Batman with her raised eyes: "I should really say that dying for love is indeed a romantic way to die, but You shouldn't have any thoughts of dying young, right?"

Turns out Batman really doesn't.

The number of missiles was so dense that it was unavoidable. When it was about to touch the fighter plane, the flight cabin shook violently, and the two seats were ejected directly.The huge black cloak unfolded in the air, and after the bat claw hooked the target, it turned around nimbly to avoid the missiles that brushed against it.

Almost instantly, it landed on the energy tank of the nearest Heavenly Father mecha.

The Heavenly Father mech seemed to have sensed his thoughts, and immediately raised its fist to hit his chest.

Without dodging or evading, the man reached out and pressed the inverted triangle button.

"password."

The person on the other end of the communicator smiled and announced a series of numbers, which he entered without hesitation, after pressing Confirm.

Heavenly Father's fist stopped less than ten centimeters from the back of Batman's head.

The thick soup in the pot boiled wide at this time, and Song Mo had to look away to take care of the pot of soup. When he looked up again, the three Heavenly Father mechas had all been forced into hibernation.Batman has always been quick and reliable in his actions.

Gotham's police appeared on the scene at the right time and detained the scarecrow hiding in the dark. This farce initiated by the scarecrow seemed to end with a lot of thunder and a little rain.

He glanced at the man standing on the shoulder of Heavenly Father's mecha, and reminded: "If you are just looking to be handsome, I advise you to come down from there, boss. Those mechas are very unstable inside. Bad energy, no one knows when he will explode."

The man seemed to press the communicator next to his ear, and there were some noisy electric sounds, and then he replied: "I see."

Song Mo stretched out his hand to touch the dinner that had already been prepared. It was covered with a dinner plate, and the dinner was still warm enough. Just when he was about to speak, a sexy and hoarse female voice came from the communicator.

"I have to admit, little bat, although everyone is dressed in black, I am no match for you in terms of not wanting to die."

The young man raised his eyelids and looked up at the monitor on the virtual light screen. He happened to see that cat-like sexy woman wearing a mask with only her lips and chin exposed. She was so charming that she climbed onto the platform with a whip and was already caught. Forced into the dormant mecha, and then walked lightly in front of the man.

"What are you going to do with the two opals?"

Batman's voice was as deep as ever: "They belong to Wayne Clocktower."

"Comeon, it's not the first day we've known each other." Catwoman put away her whip, and there was a rare room for negotiation in her beautiful eyes, and her tone softened a lot, "Not a piece?"

"Not negotiable."

Catwoman had an expression of "I knew it", she shrugged regretfully, and narrowed her eyes when the man was about to leave: "You stole my opal and saved me, so we are even ?”

Batman repeated that sentence again: "Those opals belong to Wayne Clocktower."

Catwoman rolled her eyes: "Okay, no one will care about that, since we haven't met in half a year and you saved me."

"I know which corners of Gotham hide treasure, too."

The girl with cat ears under the night approached step by step: "I also know some good hotels—"

Song Mo: "..."

The temporary housekeeper who witnessed the boss flirting with other women outside while he could only stay pitifully in the kitchen cooking soup covered his face in pain: "Bangya, I lost."

Bangya: "... The loss is that you can't openly invite your boss to have sex."

Song Mo: "Do you think he will accept if I mention it?"

Bangya: "Do you still need to ask me this question?"

Then the core brain saw his captain showing a virgin-like painful expression.

Although he knew that this expression was mostly pretended to satisfy the desire of his inner dramatist.

Sure enough, after hearing Batman reply "I still have a job", he finally couldn't hold back the captain covering his face, and burst out laughing directly.

It's a perfect interpretation of the word moody.

Bangya didn't know why he thought so much as a mechanical brain, but seeing Song Mo sitting on a chair laughing and crying rationally because of something that wasn't really funny, he couldn't help asking.

"Captain, have you thought about your future?"

Song Mogang reached out to close the communicator and the virtual light screen, and then paused.

He smiled and said, "You mean Otto and the others?"

The young man reached out and turned off the communicator and the virtual light screen: "I have a plan, but it's just a prototype. How to implement it depends on future ideas. And with Otto's cautiousness, this time the invasion of the earth must also bring Since the purpose of the temptation has suffered, they will not send anyone over in a short time. Besides—”

"Even if things really come to that point, isn't there still Captain Yanhua?"

Bangya disagreed and said: "Captain Yanhua's so-called method is to let you be buried with Honkai Will."

Song Mo's tone was casual: "Otherwise, the whole earth will be buried with him, it doesn't make any difference, Bangya."

Benya was silent for a long time.

"That's not what you said before, Captain." The tone of the core brain sounded a little downcast, "You said before that they are buried with you anyway, and there is nothing wrong with taking the earth with you, at least the people in Gotham are also included in the funeral. in."

Song Mo was stunned for a moment: "When you were at odds with me before, you said that you would never obey me, a captain with a crazy mind." Then he seemed to think of something, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Bang Ya, you shouldn't Do you think that the starting point of my idea is to 'save the world'?"

"Who are you disgusting with?"

Of course, Bangya doesn't think that Song Mo's starting point is to save the world. Rather, he doesn't think that Song Mo will do anything to "save the world" one day, even if it's just to stop his prank on Gotham once.

To put it another way, from their standpoint, those so-called "Earthlings" are the real aliens. His attitude towards the world is not much different from his attitude towards Gotham, maybe he doesn't treat it like Gotham is so disgusting, but there is no natural liking.

But this does not mean that his captain is a cynical and cold-blooded person, he just loves and hates to an extreme degree.No matter how impatient he was, even in the face of Charles Xavier.

He could hate the whole of Gotham for one person.

You can also sacrifice yourself for some people.

When it's over, I will definitely mock them perversely and jokingly: "Don't pretend to be affectionate and think that I did this for you."

Bangya was almost moved to tears by the theater in his head.

But the topic at the beginning still has to continue.

The core intellectual brain then went on to say: "I'm not asking you this, Captain, I'm talking about things after this."

The soup in the pot was ready. Song Mo filled a bowl and put it in the refrigerator together with the food on the tray. Then he casually filled another bowl for himself and brought it to the 20-meter-long dining table, which was located in a corner of the restaurant. On a small round wooden table.

He turned on the TV news and said while blowing on the thick soup in the wooden spoon: "In the future? Is there anything more 'later' than dealing with Otto?"

Bangya then said directly: "Even if you are gay on Earth, it is impossible to live alone for a lifetime."

Song Mo stopped what he was doing, and curled his mouth: "So you're finally planning to give up your bullshit 'Batman is the man you'll never get'?"

Bunya: "I won't give up on this point, Captain. Can't you choose someone else?"

Song Mo thought about it.

"Peter Parker?"

Bangya: "Speaking of your conscience, he is only a freshman in high school this year."

Song Mo: "...Charles Xavier?"

Bangya: "... Waiting for your ability to grow for a few more years, we are still very likely to draw with Magneto."

Bunya: "Actually, I think Scott is pretty good."

Song Mo: "???"

Afterwards, Bangya reported some names with common sense, from Harry Osborn to Killer Moth and even Mudface, and he found out in despair after going around for a while.

The most suitable candidate seems to be Bruce Wayne.

This simply violated his original intention of initiating this topic, and he couldn't even understand the reason for Song Mo's choice.

"Just because he saved you a few times as a Gotham vigilante?"

Song Mo spread his hands: "Isn't that enough?"

Bangya couldn't understand: "But there are so many people who have saved you, your adoptive father, Captain Yanhua, Professor Charles, Mudface, and even Sister Leslie—"

Song Mo stirred the food on the plate: "My adoptive father saved me because he was the one who put me in danger, and he threw me in front of all kinds of criminals. Of course, his purpose is to train me, I know very well. .Charles because he is always immersed in his platonic fantasies of world peace, mud face because I was the one who saved him in the first place, and the pistol that Sister Leslie gave me was actually I stole from her bedside , as for Captain Yanhua—”

"I don't know what you're referring to. She asked her assistant to throw me on the earth's Ferris wheel, saying that she would come back to pick me up after I finished a lap, and finally destroyed the Ferris wheel facility and left me in mid-air to watch her go further and further. Yuan still refers to the fact that she wanted to open my head."

Bangya was at a loss for words for a while, and finally had to start to combine his huge background database of Zhihu from various countries: "You just meet too few people, just like you like blueberry cake, but after you have eaten all the flavors, you still feel that Does the blueberry taste strange?"

Song Mo took it for granted, "Then I still think blueberry cake is delicious."

Bunya's database dying: "So you're announcing today that you have a unilateral crush on Batman?"

Song Mo: "Is Batman bad?"

Bunya: "Captain, be sober, Batman is your forever—"

Song Mo: "...Can't you change your rhetoric?"

Bunya: "Batman isn't gay!"

Song Mo froze for a moment, then wiped the corners of his eyes exaggeratedly: "This is really the most hurtful thing you have ever said, Bangya."

Bangya: "..."

Does that mean Bruce Wayne isn't gay or is it his fault?

The topic seemed to end here, and the restaurant was so quiet that only the sound of news reports on the TV could be heard.

Gotham’s evening news will never lack news materials. The blonde hostess sits in the studio and reports to the audience in real time which parts of Gotham have suffered major blows tonight. Then, when the show is about to end, the camera turns and begins The highlight of the show every night.

The reporter sitting on the helicopter reported the battle between Batman and the Scarecrow excitedly and hoarsely. After the Scarecrow was subdued, he did not hesitate to praise Batman in various ways, and even pulled the Bat closer after the battle. Shots of Hero and Catwoman.

"Standing aside, they do look right, both in terms of body and clothing."

Song Mo curled his lips: "Are news reports so subjective now?"

After speaking, he picked up the remote control and wanted to change the channel, but when he was about to press the button, the scene changed suddenly.

The heavenly father's mecha that had been dormant suddenly exploded without warning, and the scene fell into chaos again. Amidst all kinds of noisy screams, the reporter had no time to retract the camera, and in the shaking picture——

Catwoman, who had stepped on the ground, fell from the burning Heavenly Father's mech, and her side was almost immediately.

Batman caught her.

There was a church under the two of them. The strong airflow generated by the explosion made their whips and claw hooks deviate from the center of attention at this moment. Batman switched positions in mid-air and placed under Catwoman, and survived the attack from the church for her. The ceiling on the top floor was broken, the wooden floor on the second floor was smashed and hit, and finally fell up and down on the smooth floor of the church.

No one even noticed it in the chaos.

In the restaurant, Bang Yaan was quiet, and couldn't help but "look" at Song Mo.

It is not unusual for Batman to save any criminal.

But the blue eyeballs of the young man's glass-colored eyes shrank suddenly, and his curly eyelashes trembled as if thinking of something.That must not be a good thing, because the smile on his face started to fade.

Knowing in your heart, guessing and seeing with your own eyes are two completely different experiences.

This is why Bunya has been vehemently against it.

"He didn't save you because you were special, he would have done it for anyone."

"Whether it's Yanhua, Charles, or Bruce Wayne."

"They're actually the kind of people you used to hate the most, aren't they?"