There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Chapter 7 See you for the first time

It is said that as soon as Zheng Kangan entered the village, he was surrounded by people in the village, and then everyone rushed to Zheng Kangan's carriage to greet him.

Zheng Kangan opened the car door, and the little six who followed hurriedly got out of the car and put down the step stool, and then helped Zheng Kangan get out of the car, but Zheng Kangan just waved his hand, meaning that he could get down by himself, and when he got down, he faced the villagers who came over Said: "You don't need to be too polite, I brought some useful supplies in the capital, and I will come to Lao Zhao's house to pick them up later, and now go to your own affairs!"

When Village Chief Zhao heard what Zheng Kang'an said, he knew that he had something to say to him, and then let the villagers go first, and he followed Zheng Kang'an back to the house here.

When Zheng Kang'an returned to the mansion, he was naturally treated warmly by the servants in the mansion here. After Zheng Kang'an washed his face and drank tea, he ordered someone to call Lao Zhao.

At that time, Lao Zhao was already waiting outside the door, and when he saw the little six called him, he hurried in, and then clasped fists to Zheng Kangan politely, "Master!"

"Well, don't be too polite, let's all sit down! You've been doing well recently!" Zheng Kangan motioned him to sit down and talk!

Old Zhao nodded: "Very well, there is nothing serious in the village, everyone guards the village according to the rules, and outsiders can't easily come in, but the day before yesterday a fat man entered our village, and the subordinates decided to let him stay here, then Although the man is a bit fatter, he doesn't look like a bad person, but his subordinates are also afraid that they may make a mistake, so they want him to stay so as to observe who he is. After all, he can pass through the mountains behind and enter our village. People are not ordinary either.”

Zheng Kang'an nodded, and then said nothing: "Well, I'll leave it to you!" After speaking, he signaled that he could go back!

Old Zhao didn't want to stay any longer, so he got up and said goodbye. There was still work to do at home!

After Zheng Kang'an saw that Lao Zhao was gone, he went to the clean room to wash up, and then motioned for someone to prepare a meal. He was hungry, and after eating, he found that the sun was already in the sky, so he went back to his room to sleep !It took a month to walk from the capital on this road, and he was a little tired, so he had to take a good rest during this time!

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Besides, Mu Yu here originally planned to go to the town today, but thinking that the ancient needlework was all done by hand needles, he might not be able to finish the things he ordered the day before yesterday, so he thought about going to the town in a few days. Go ahead, just have a simple breakfast, and then go up the mountain with an ax and a rope. The weather in the morning is cooler, which is a good time to chop firewood. His goal now is to save enough supplies for the winter, otherwise here This winter will be very difficult, this is what Li Shuisheng told him!

When he went up the mountain, he tied up his trouser legs tightly and sprinkled some perfume on his body, fearing that a snake would bite him on the mountain. I used to like this thing when I was short of money. Even if I couldn't afford it, I would detour to the window of the cosmetics store every day to have a look.Later, when I made money, I stopped being stingy with myself. I bought a bottle every year and kept it. Even if I didn’t use it, I had to take it out and smell it twice a day. I brought it with me when I participated in the training camp earlier, but I was afraid. The bottle was broken, so I put it on the innermost grid of the luggage. I only remembered it when I was changing clothes yesterday, so I used some. There are too many mosquitoes here. I hope to use perfume to remove it. It is also good for mosquitoes!

But the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny!When he went down the mountain, he was still bitten on the face. As he walked back, he scratched his face and thought to himself: I must go to the town tomorrow and buy a mosquito net, or I will have to feed the mosquitoes!

When you get home, quickly put the dry firewood aside, and put the wet firewood in the sun to dry faster!After all this was done, he wiped off the sweat from his body, and then went to the window sill to see if the mosquito repellent was dry. If it was dry, he would light it at night, otherwise he would not sleep this night. Give him a few days. Ding's bag was all over his face, making him want to laugh!

At noon, I made myself a bowl of noodles, vegetarian ones, put a little vegetable oil, and then a few slices of wild vegetables, even if it is a meal, I don’t have to worry about it, as long as I can lose weight successfully!After washing the dishes, I went to put some water. When I was wearing the belt, I found a good thing. The fat on the waist should be less, otherwise the belt would not be able to go forward. This is a good start. , I really want to weigh how much my physique has lost, but there is no big scale in this world, and even if I am afraid, I can't help his body fat, and the weight will have to be broken.

After being troubled for a while, I laughed, there is always a solution, but it will be more troublesome when it is implemented, but there is a good neighbor Li Shuisheng, I will ask him for help in the afternoon!

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When Zheng Kangan saw Mu Yu for the first time, Mu Yu was tossing around in the yard.

It was a coincidence that in order to measure her own weight, Mu Yu got a wooden board at Li Shuisheng's place, found a few bricks in the yard that were left over from building the house, and stacked the whole board. As soon as I put it on the brick, I turned around and piled bricks on the side of the plank. I stacked 60 yuan neatly, then stopped, wiped my sweat, then raised my trousers, gritted my teeth and put them on the empty space. side and see if you can get that side of Brick up so he can estimate his weight.

As a result, he finally stood up carefully, and heard a "click". The board was not too thick, and it couldn't withstand him and the bricks. It broke in the middle, and he and the bricks fell together On the ground, he was almost dropped, and he was startled. He held his chest and patted the sky, and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Oh my god, I was scared to death." I picked up the broken bricks, put them aside, and kept them as a spare, then turned around and ran to Li Shuisheng’s house. I still don’t believe it today. He must know how much he weighs, otherwise he won’t be able to swallow this breath. It can't be a 'Cao Chong weighs an elephant', he is not that heavy!

When I got to Li Shuisheng's side, I got another thick wooden plank and carried it back. Li Shuisheng followed me to see what he was going to do. I tossed myself like this, and even a good plank was broken. , After he entered the yard, he saw him putting bricks on the new plank over there, so he ran over and asked, "What is Mu Yu doing?"

"I just want to see if I've lost weight?" After finishing speaking, he continued to stack bricks on the wooden board without raising his head. Finally, Li Shuisheng couldn't stand it anymore, and came to help. Mu Yu's eyes lit up when he saw it: "Shuisheng Brother, help me." After finishing speaking, he quickly piled up the 60 yuan brick, and then carefully put it on the wooden board, but he didn't go directly to the other side, but carefully passed by little by little, and carefully observed Regarding the situation of the bricks over there, when he got to the middle of the board, he found that the bricks had already risen up, which meant that they were about to tilt, so he took two steps back and motioned Li Shuisheng to go to those bricks. After adding a few pieces, (to put it bluntly, according to the principle of the balance), when he was finally level with those bricks, he let out a sigh of relief.

A total of 90 yuan bricks, he calculated carefully, the bricks in the yard weighed about two catties, so if calculated in this way, his current weight should be [-] yuan, the tossing these days has made him fully Losing ten catties of meat is really gratifying for him, tears are almost in his eyes, okay?This is the best news recently!

Li Shuisheng looked at him and said, "What's wrong with you? Why are you still crying?"

"No, Brother Shuisheng, I'm crying with joy, I'm crying with joy, you know, I lost ten catties of flesh, I lost weight, as long as I persevere, I will become even thinner in the future!" Cheer yourself up with your fists!

After Li Shuisheng heard the news that he had lost ten catties, he was completely stunned, okay? Such a fat person lost weight because of weight loss. If he didn't lose weight, how fat he must be!So by chance, he took the tape measure he was carrying in his pocket, circled him around, stretched out both hands, and hugged him with some effort, and then took a measurement, and found that the number on it was At that time, the whole person is not good: "Well, four feet, I am only two feet, your weight... Blessings, blessings!"

Mu Yu looked at Li Shuisheng's expression of wanting to say something but dared not to say it, and she completely understood, and then said: "It's okay, you can laugh if you want, I'm used to it, but I believe that one day I will lose weight Come down! Come on for me!"

Li Shuisheng couldn't bear it at this time, and then he covered his stomach and laughed, pointing to the wooden board on the ground and said: "Hahaha, you are really... Hahaha, the wooden board in my house is so thick You are completely crushed... If it is on the battlefield, you just stand over there, and then pounce, and the pressure will also crush the enemy to death..."

Mu Yu heard Li Shuisheng say this: "Forget it, I am so big, the enemy can knock me down with one arrow, and when I was young, my master just kept me at home and wouldn't let me go anywhere. Go, say there are too many wild beasts on the mountain, I can't run fast, I'm afraid I'll feed the wild beasts..." As he spoke, his voice became quieter! (Of course, this master refers to the grandfather of the orphanage. At that time, he was afraid that they would be stolen, so he locked them in the yard and refused to let them go out. Who told those criminals to stare at their orphanage at that time, steal the children and go out? The child's legs and feet were broken, and the children were asked to go out to beg for food, or they would not be given food, and they tortured the children until the police caught those bad guys, it would be better)

Li Shuisheng didn't smile anymore, and then came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be sad, most of us in our village have no fathers like you and me, and we will all be fine in the future!"

"Well, of course, we all have to live a good life, better than anyone else!" After speaking, he patted Li Shuisheng on the shoulder, but the strength was weak, and he was afraid that the strength would be too strong, and he was shooting Li Shuisheng away. go out!

On the other hand, Zheng Kang'an and Xiao Liuzi, who have been observing Mu Yu, are going to be crazy over there, okay?First, the fat man's fat body performed a plank to break bricks, and then there was a brotherly relationship with Li Shuisheng over there!Little six are going to roll, okay?

Zheng Kang'an couldn't help laughing too. There really are such fat people, but they are very smart and know how to measure their weight with wooden boards. If this method is developed well, maybe there will be a lot of gains?It seems that some novel ideas of this fat man should be used for reference. See you if you have a chance!

Looking at what Mu Yu and Li Shuisheng were gesticulating over there, Zheng Kang'an signaled the little six next to him to continue staring here. He was going back to review the account books, and he had already accumulated a lot.

And Xiao Liuzi continued to watch that fat man playing over there in the corner, he was so happy, it was so interesting, hey, where did he come from, watching this guy tossing around here every day, it was really fun!

In the end, Mu Yu asked Li Shuisheng to help make a seesaw, but it was not high, and one end was blocked with a few wooden boards, otherwise the bricks would fall down, so it would be fine, just like a simple balance, from now on After his weighing scale is done, Li Shuisheng doesn't have to go to trouble Li Shuisheng again and again. He also has work to do, so it's not good to waste his time too much.

After sending Li Shuisheng away, he was alone in the yard, tossing away, and lost a few pounds. He is in a good mood. It seems that this ancient time is not in vain. Anyway, there is hope to lose weight, and then he also decided Alright, let's continue tomorrow, this great cause of weight loss will take a long time!

Because he was in a happy mood, after strolling back and forth in the yard enough, the sun was slanting westward, so he thought about what to eat, thinking about not eating dinner, maybe he could lose a few catties, but then he thought If you don't eat and you are starving your stomach, that would be bad, so let's eat something!So I went to the kitchen to make some food casually, and ate some casually, and it was over!

By the time the kitchen was cleaned up, it was already half dark, so I sat in the yard to enjoy the shade, but after sitting down, I stood up again, took the wooden basin at home and watered the cabbage in the garden, looking forward to these The cabbage can grow taller, so he can easily move the seedlings, plant a garden of cabbage, and pickle a jar of sauerkraut in autumn, which is enough for him to eat in winter, but the cabbage is there, and the radish, Where to find potatoes!

When he went up the mountain and passed the crop fields in the village these days, he had never seen potatoes at all, so he had to find them anyway, wouldn't there be none in this world?So it’s okay to always eat cabbage?Thinking about this made me a little worried.After all, people don't just eat one kind of food. It seems that tomorrow he will start looking for everything that can be eaten, and prepare for the winter. Although it is dog days, he lacks a lot of things!

The author has something to say: Thank you for collecting, the more you collect, the faster the update!Today's Xiaogong didn't meet Xiaoshou directly!Just glanced at it from a distance!

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