There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Mu Yu was sent home by Zheng Kang'an with his head drooping. As soon as Zheng Kang'an left, he fell onto the kang and didn't want to do anything anymore!I really didn't expect that there was such a saying. I used to see that the little brother in the novel would be assigned by the government, but now he has become himself, a pure man. He has been indomitable for so many years. Being a wife and giving birth to someone, it's no wonder he can stand it, and from Zheng Kang'an's point of view, the so-called birth fruit, I'm afraid it's something that makes men grow uterus and ovaries, otherwise how can a man give birth to a child? It is a disguised transformation of the human body, so that the infertile man has that unlucky thing. Of course, he does not discriminate against women. It’s just that you call a man who suddenly wants to transform his body and eat that thing. It’s strange that he can bear it. Thinking of this, he felt like dying.

Mu Yu felt uncomfortable scratching the wall over there, and Zheng Kangan did not take a rest immediately. He was also in the small study at the moment, walking back and forth. If one day I really found out, would I beat myself to death? I was in a hurry in the car just now, so I made up a lie to scare him, saying that he was an official match, and it was all for those little brothers who couldn't find their husbands. Damn, as for the elders, the court didn't say that, he said that to stabilize Mu Yu, but he was a little worried that one day in the future, if Mu Yu knew what he had done, he would have to be angry Not for a while, beating him up would be light, I just hope that the relationship between the two of them will not be hurt because of this matter, he said that he cheated on the marriage!

The little six who were guarding the door looked really serious, their master was fooling that the fat man had just come here not long ago, and he was not familiar with the place of life, if this is the future, if the fat man finds out about the shitty things their master did, he will have to turn his face No, do you want to write a letter to the old master at home to inform the situation here, but he is a servant, if he really does this behind their master's back, he will probably be beaten to death, so forget it, your own Little life is important, as for that fat man, he should ask for his own blessing, they don't know anything, they haven't heard anything, anyway, it's what their master said, and when he has revenge and revenge, he will also face him. Their family's master has nothing to do with them at all, and when the time comes, he will run far away and it will be over!

Zheng Kang'an didn't know that the little six next to him would think so, what he was thinking at the moment was to hurry up and do something for that guy to distract him, otherwise this guy might do something wrong, thinking of this, he He yelled: "Little Six, come in for me?"

Xiaoliuzi, who was squinting over there as the background, was startled by Zheng Kangan's master's loud call, and then ran in quickly, "Master, your name is Xiao?" After speaking, he took a sneak peek.

"Well, go and find Liu Dashan for me." Zheng Kangan rubbed his forehead and signaled Little Six to speed up.

Seeing Xiao Liuzi, he ran away in a hurry. He was afraid that if he was too slow, their master would deal with him. Recently, their master's temper has been a little volatile, so it's better not to provoke him, and then Xiao Liuzi went out. At that time, Liu Dashan and his father were having lunch at home. As soon as he entered the yard, he heard Er Huzi complaining to Liu Dashan: "Father, look at what you did. Comparing with what Uncle Shuisheng did, it’s like heaven and earth, when will you marry Uncle Shuisheng back, otherwise I’ll pack up my things and go live at Uncle Shuisheng’s house tomorrow, and then I’ll be his son.”

Liu Dashan laughed angrily: "I said that if you can make your Uncle Shuisheng promise your father, I will marry him back tomorrow, but your father has used a lot of sweet words, and he doesn't agree, and I don't care." There is a way!" I don't know what this piece of wood is thinking, but he just doesn't agree with himself, I think he said that as long as the two of them get married, he will Y, X, Z, L.Don't let him eat that raw fruit, don't let him suffer that crime, but this guy just stares at him and kicks him out. He can't do anything with that kid, okay?

After hearing this, Erhuzi said, "Okay, I'll go find Uncle Shuisheng in a while, if he agrees to come into our house today, I'll sleep in his house and never come back, so I'll just recognize him as my father and live with him Forget it, I will save you from worrying."

After hearing this, Liu Dashan said: "As long as he agrees to enter our old Liu's house, I will buy you candy for a month, and let you eat enough."

"Okay, that's it, I'm going now." After finishing speaking, he didn't eat, and ran out of the house directly.

Little Liuzi was listening with gusto outside, when Er Huzi ran out of the house and almost fell, and then said: "What are you doing so fast?" After speaking, he stood up straight and rubbed Under the belly, this kid has quite a lot of strength.

When Erhuzi saw it, he said, "Brother Xiaoliu, are you eavesdropping outside our house?"

"Look at your little sample, do you have the time, Brother Little Six? Isn't this our master looking for your father? Has your father finished eating? If you finish eating, go there quickly!" Little Six was a little anxious. He wasted a lot of time talking over there, and he was afraid that Zheng Kang'an would get angry and deal with him when he was late.

After hearing this, Liu Dashan hurried out of the room, and said, "Is there anything the general wants me to do?"

Little Six said with a embarrassed face: "Brother Dashan, you should hurry over there, you will know when you get there, the governor blamed me for talking too much, it's time to deal with me."

After hearing this, Liu Dashan quickly straightened his clothes, and then said to Er Huzi beside him: "Clean up the dishes at home, I'm going to the general's side." "

Er Huzi was very sensible, and then nodded: "Father, you can go, I will go to Uncle Shuisheng's side after cleaning up, and I will be back at dinner time."

Liu Dashan nodded, then touched his son's head and left. He thought that the general must have something important to do when looking for him today, otherwise he wouldn't be in such a hurry. He didn't even take a nap, which was never the case before. Outside the small study room, Zheng Kangan who was waiting at the door directly called him in.

Just as Liu Dashan was about to meet the ceremony, he saw Zheng Kang'an waved his hand directly: "You're welcome, sit down quickly, I have something to tell you."

Liu Dashan didn't write: "General, what's wrong with calling your subordinates here today?"

Seeing him being so formal, Zheng Kang'an nodded and said: "Well, there is a business, and you can do it, others can't, and the big deal of my bond will also fall on you."

When Liu Dashan heard this, his eyes widened: "Ah, I'm not a general, I'm a man of water, I..."

Zheng Kangan stunned when he saw him, so he slapped him directly on the shoulder, "What are you thinking, I mean you go and get Li Shuisheng done for me, and then let Mu Yu look at the man It's okay to live with a man, save that guy from having any psychological resistance, I will give you a big gift when the matter is settled, and I will give you the money for the bond between you and Li Shuisheng."

Hearing this, Liu Dashan was so frightened that he was about to die. Just now, he thought their general was crazy and wanted to form a contract with him. He was so scared that he almost jumped up. Fortunately, their general said it in time. , otherwise he would have been scared away, but it is a bit difficult to deal with Li Shuisheng, but it must be done, that is the task assigned to him by their general. Commander of the Guard, he hasn't disobeyed the general yet!

Liu Dashan went to Li Shuisheng's house with the task, and he didn't know how to get it done. It took only three days for Li Shuisheng to agree.

When Mu Yu was struggling there, he saw Li Shuisheng entering their house with a new toothbrush made for him, so he signaled Li Shuisheng to go in and sit down. The furniture is new and looks very comfortable.

Li Shuisheng also observed it, and said seriously: "Don't say that once your furniture is moved in, this house will look much better!"

Mu Yu took the small toothbrush made of pig hair, took a closer look, and found that it was not bad, and now she heard Li Shuisheng's words and said: "Well, it's also thanks to you, I want to thank you, today Just don’t leave, eat at my house tonight, the potatoes and cabbage in my garden are all ready to eat.”

After hearing this, Li Shuisheng shook his head: "No need, I'm going to Liu Dashan's side in a while, I have to see what's missing in their house, or we will form a bond after a while, and I don't have time to be busy there It’s better to do it as early as possible.”

Mu Yu was looking at the little toothbrush over there, but now when Li Shuisheng said that he wanted to form a bond with Liu Dashan, his eyes widened all of a sudden: "What are you talking about, you want to form a bond with Liu Dashan?"

Li Shuisheng nodded: "Well, what's the matter, there are few little brothers in our world, and there are many people like me who form bonds with others. Is there such a fuss? Besides, if you don't form a bond, you will wait for the government to give me an official contract." Yes, I don't want to do it. You see, I am nineteen this year. If it weren't for our master, we guys would have to be forced to form a bond, but we can't embarrass him. It's better to grasp the person in front of me who is good to me. Besides, there is someone to talk to, and I don't have to be alone. I don't even have a person to talk to every night. I have had enough of this kind of life. Besides, Dashan is right I'm really nice, even Er Huzi kissed me, that's enough, is there anything better than this?"

After Mu Yu heard this, he is not from this world and doesn't quite understand their thoughts, but he understands the feeling of loneliness better than anyone else, especially at night, besides playing with the two puppies at home, it is really No one will come to my side, just. . . .So he asked: "Didn't it say that when a man forms a contract, one of the parties must eat raw fruit? Do you want to eat it? Are you not afraid?"

After hearing this, Li Shuisheng said: "What's the matter? , I was born by my father, do you think I am not good? I like Brother Dashan, I am willing to do anything for him, not to mention giving birth to children, it doesn’t matter if there are a bunch of children, but we big men have one in this life Respond to this opportunity, and not everyone has it, it can only be blessed by the Buddha, besides, I will also look at the matter between you and the master, don't be stubborn, it is your marriage, cherish it, you If you don't cherish it, if you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Seeing that there is no old military doctor in our village, that old guy was stubborn when he was young. He missed the fellow countryman who entered the barracks with him, and finally that person died in battle. When he was young, he cried so much that he had never found anyone to form a bond in his life, and it was so sad to talk to the jar containing the ashes every day. If he had agreed to it, maybe he would not have this regret. It won’t make him lonely all his life, it’s pitiful to look at.”

Mu Yu nodded after hearing this: "Yeah, sometimes you are too stubborn and hurt others and yourself, so let's do whatever we want, thank you, bless you and Dashan, I will give you a big gift when the time comes, thank you for taking so long Li's care for me has made me less lonely in this world."

"Don't thank me, let's go and thank our master. These few days, he locked himself in the house alone and got angry. He didn't ask if he had any friction with you. If so Hurry up and coax people, don't break his heart." Li Shuisheng stood up and left after speaking, he had to go have dinner with Liu Dashan and his father, that bastard didn't know he had eaten that day What kind of medicine, he did it like himself, his face was red at the time, but the way that guy hugged him and cleaned himself up seriously, really moved him, so be it, as long as that guy treats him well That's fine, besides, although he has a son, Erhuzi is also close to him, and he doesn't have to give birth to them himself, which is very good, he is happy, if it is someone else, he will not agree, Thinking of this, I smiled and left!

Besides, after Li Shuisheng left, Mu Yu sat on the table and thought about the matter between him and Zheng Kang'an. It turns out that even if a man and a man get married, they may not necessarily have children after eating raw fruit. Although it is a bit regrettable, if this matter If it falls on me, it’s fine, I’m not in Moji when I think of it, if I look like this, it will be difficult if I want to meet Zheng Kang’an with such a good condition in the future, forget it, let’s do it, anyway, there will be a night It would be nice to have someone to talk to!

So I tidied myself up, and took the small toothbrush made by Li Shuisheng and the tooth powder he prepared to Zheng Kang'an's side. This guy hasn't seen each other for three days. What is he doing?He's still playing with his temper. If that's the case, he can just return the jade pendant to him. It's not a big deal. The big deal is to leave here and live in another place!

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