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Ning Miao saw a man in sunglasses setting up a fortune-telling stall by the side of the road, and went up to chat with him by accident.

The man in sunglasses said with a serious face, "Young man, watch your feet when you walk."

Ning Miao threw ten yuan to the man in sunglasses, and muttered three words: "Crazy."

I routinely work overtime at night and go home at midnight.

Just downstairs from her own house, Ning Miao stepped on a piece of banana peel thrown by an unscrupulous person, and fell backwards like a wild goose falling flat on the sand.

Ning Miao squinted her eyes in pain, and it took a while to recover.

When she opened her eyes, Ning Miao was in Sparta.

"Your sister, you can catch up with the crossing army even with a fall. Could this be a tragedy caused by a piece of banana peel?"

Ning Miao's situation was a bit embarrassing, like a monkey in a zoo surrounded by dozens of dark-skinned dwarves staring at him with big black and white eyes.

Ning Miao greeted each other in Mandarin, Northeast dialect, Chongqing dialect and half-baked Cantonese. In the end, she even used English, which she hadn't used for several years.

Soon, an old black man with a few feathers stuck in his hair stepped forward, and touched Ning Miao's forehead with a hand as rough as bark.

The old magician continued to babble for a long time, and all the little black people present suddenly danced and cheered like they won 500 million.

In this way, Ning Miao came to the small primitive tribe that he privately named Coal Ball Village.

Lived in the coal ball village for ten days.

During this period, Ning Miao came up with and tried countless ways to travel back to continue working as an office worker, such as standing under a tree when there was a thunderstorm, returning to dig a hole in the open space where she passed through, and watching the stars at night.

The result was extremely cruel. Ning Miao discovered that there were three moons in the sky, and she never wanted to go back.

Alas, since I'm here, I'll be at ease. Anyway, I was born in a happy (orphan) home, and I don't have much to worry about. I just treat it as a free interstellar trip. Most people don't have this kind of treatment.

Sajia's life is worth it.

According to Ning Miao's observations, Meiqiu Village was in the Stone Age of primitive society. They lived in caves, kept fire, and had some simple stone tools and bone tools.

The main source of food is hunting, and some small blacks will collect fruits and grass seeds.

The height of the little blacks is generally between 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters. It is strange that among the 53 villagers in the coal ball village, there is not a single woman.

The old black man with feathers on his head is equivalent to a chief, and he also works part-time as a wizard and a doctor. The people in the entire briquette village obey him and have extremely high authority.

Ning Miao carved No.13 vertical lines on the cave wall. Thirteen days later, the language of the little black people is too difficult to learn.

Ning Miao felt that millions of brain cells were burned to death, and only then learned three simple words, water, fire and eat.

The sun was gradually sinking, and the hunting team returned to the cave. Today, they were lucky. They hunted two cows and three snakes, and one of the cows was still alive.

The whole village lined up to let the blood go, and took a few sips of the cow's neck one by one.

The first time he drank it, Ning Miao vomited and rolled his eyes on the spot. After more than ten days in a row, Ning Miao's stomach got used to the smell of raw blood. This is the only way to get salt at present.

The little black man with a long scar on his left cheek picked up a stone knife to divide the prey. Ning Miao named him Ba Nan. The little black man next to him wrapped the meat with leaves had a bunch of yellow hair on his forehead. Ning Miao called him Ah. yellow.

Ah Huang wrapped a piece of beef and a piece of snake meat in leaves, and ran towards Ning Miao bouncingly. When he handed over the food in his hand, he muttered something.

Ning Miao couldn't understand a word, but she took the food with a smile, put it on a wooden stick and roasted it by the fire.

These little black people probably regarded themselves as gods and descended to earth, and they didn't have to do anything every day, just wait for offerings, Ning Miao was happy to see the success.

Ning Miao ate the food in one bite, and there was only one meal a day here. As the saying goes, if you are hungry, you can eat what you have, and the taste comes second.

After eating, Ning Miao nestled in the corner allotted to him in the cave.

There is a relatively dry small platform here, covered with unknown animal skins, which can be regarded as a bed.

Ning Miao clings to the two animal skins on her body. The temperature at night is about [-] or [-] degrees, which is cool.

Ning Miao came here on April [-]th. He was wearing a shirt and suit. Worried that it would be ruined, Ning Miao had already changed into the animal skin suit provided by the people of the coal ball village.

Wrap shirts, suits, ties, underwear, belts, wallets, socks, and mobile phones with animal skins, and then tie them into a small bundle with straw and rattan, and put it in the innermost part of the small platform.

Leather shoes can't be helped, Ning Miao can't walk barefoot, and only hopes to find a replacement as soon as possible.

In addition, Ning Miao twisted a straw rope, tied the key chain around her waist and covered it with a fur coat as a side weapon. Inside the key chain was a stainless steel knife that opened ten centimeters long to peel fruit, which was better than nothing.

There is no entertainment at night in the primitive society. There are two little blacks who are responsible for guarding the fire, and two guards at the entrance of the cave.

Others would either find a place to sleep soundly, or they would combine in twos, threes or threes, and occasionally four or fours to do shameless things.

When Ning Miao first arrived, she was so noisy that she couldn't sleep at all, her eyes are hot, big brother.

A world without women is terrible, but habits are terrible.

Now Ning Miao was able to sleep calmly with her eyes closed, and she was very grateful to the old chief in her heart. Fortunately, she had made herself a god and made everyone fear him, otherwise Mr. Chrysanthemum would be in danger.

This kind of gratitude lasted until the No. 20 day when Ning Miao came to Meiqiu Village.

Waking up in the morning, Ning Miao was surprised to find that no one was out hunting.

The old chief and the little black people surrounded Ning Miao and walked to the small river below the cave. Ah Huang and Ba Nan washed Ning Miao from head to toe with the river water, and then put on the cleanest and softest animal skin for him.

The old chief took out a white feather and poked it back and forth on Ning Miao's head, but he couldn't hold his head steady.

The old chief showed a thoughtful expression, then he tied the feather with animal tendons and hung it around Ning Miao's neck.

Ning Miao had a bad feeling. He snatched back the key chain from Ba Nan and tied it around his waist as before.

A little black man handed Ning Miao a bundle of animal skins on a small platform. Ning Miao was surprised. Could it be that this group of kind little black men finally realized that they were not gods and decided to drive away free eaters?

It's really bad, just kidding, if this poor place is kicked out, there will be no scum left.

Ning Miao wanted to beg for mercy, and gave a very eloquent speech for a long time. The old chief remained unmoved, and called a few black men to lift Ning Miao up and leave.

Ning Miao couldn't help struggling. At least 1.7 meters five, he crushed a group of little black people from a height, and Ning Miao broke free for a while.

The old chief babbled a long string of words, looking very unhappy, even a little wronged, as if Ning Miao had done something outrageous, and then he babbled a long time at Banan.

Ba Nan immediately landed on all fours, with a low whimpering sound from his throat, and within half a minute, he turned into a monster with sharp horns on his head.

Ah Huang led a few little black men to help Ning Miao onto the back of the monster that Ba Nan had turned into. The old chief waved his hand, and a group of people went down the river.

Ning Miao mechanically grabbed the long thick hair on the monster's neck. After walking for a long time, the shocked expression on his face couldn't be relieved, and the screen was full of shit in his mind.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"