I'm playing mud in Western Fantasy

Long pieces of colored paper hang down from the dining table to the ground, and the black shadows turn into nimble hands, tying the scattered ribbons into decorative flowers.

Fei Xi crossed his knees to cut the paper, and the knife formed by the condensed earth elements flew quickly between his white fingers.

"Be careful, I want a square shape." Wuxi put down the ledger in his hand and rubbed the space between his brows: "It will be the New Year in two days, what are your plans?"

"I don't have any plans, I just want to shave Yilin's head." Fei Xi compared the size of the coloring paper to the magic stone lamp, and couldn't help asking, "Why are you cutting so much paper?"

Ussi: "From tomorrow onwards, the adults will start preparing food and new clothes for the new year, and their children will be sent to me. I have to find something to do for those energy-drenched darlings, or they will be caught jumping up and down. I can't catch it."

Fei Xi raised her eyebrows: "So you prepare these origami for them? You are going to use these to decorate the temple."

"And your castle, Your Highness." Ussi corrected him: "On the last day of this year, the mixed races will come to the castle, and our majesty the king will preside over the sacrificial ceremony. You and your majesty are requested to attend on time."

Fei Xi responded, and suddenly asked: "What about the Dragon Tide soldiers you imprisoned in the dungeon?"

"The ones without family members are taken out to work, and the ones with family members continue to be locked up." Uxi looked at him: "What's the matter? Do you want to use them for anything?"

Fei Xi shrugged: "It's okay, I just asked. The elves said that the battlefield in the south was very tragic. Maybe you can tell them the news."

"No. If they know the news, they will want to leave here to meet their family members. Walking in the snow in the chaotic land without being prepared, few people can survive a night."

Fei Xi stopped cutting the paper and asked in a low voice, "Shouldn't you be thankful for the safety of your environment? Why do they leave here to go to a war-torn place?"

The voice of writing stopped suddenly, Ussi frowned.Fei Xi saw that his expression was wrong, and quickly explained: "I'm just confused, maybe I'm thinking wrong, you don't have to take it to heart. Just treat it as me..."

"Fesi, do you live alone?" Ussi interrupted him.

The magician's raised hands froze in the air, with an awkward expression on his face: "You can't hide everything from your eyes, my lord priest."

"When did it start?" Ursi asked.

"As far back as I can remember." Fei Xi gestured a number in the air with the knife in his hand: "About two years old? Anyway, I've lived in an orphanage since I was sensible."

He curled his lips: "True. Orphan. No father, no mother, a little waste that the adopted people don't look up to. He graduated from university and lived alone, and he didn't have many friends around him. In short, he just survived so much on his own. Big, I don’t even know if the birthday on my ID card is real.”

Ussi: "..."

I just asked casually, why is this dude so miserable?

"Do you think I'm miserable?" Fei Xi saw through what he was thinking, and said seriously: "Actually, I just need to get used to it. At least I never have to worry about inviting parents when I go to school, and no one cares about surfing the Internet at night, which is quite free. Really. To be honest, before crossing over here, my little brother has already saved up the down payment for buying a house."

Wuxi nodded with a smile: "Very good, very good. I saw how big the flat house is? How is the property?"

"It's more than 100 square meters. It's enough for me to live alone." Feixi sighed: "I've made a plan. After buying the house, I will change to a better job and pay off the mortgage slowly. It's a pity, it's a pity, just was brought to this place."

"If you want to open up, at least the house you live in now is ten times that of [-] square meters. You don't need to pay a down payment, and you can ride pigs when you go out without paying the license fee."

Wu Xi paused and added: "I also found a golden fifth child, the family really has the kind of succession to the throne. Blood earned brother."

"It's nice to say, but it's just a remnant of feudal autocracy." Feixi complained, but there was a sneaky smile on his face: "Sometimes I don't listen to him when I talk to him, that's because I lack education."

Ursi: ...

Ussi: "Don't laugh if you have the guts."

Fei Xi's smile was even brighter: "You don't understand." He shook his right foot: "But education is still useful, this curse seal has become a two-way existence, I can feel his position, and I can hear him calling me sound."

A black shadow immediately covered Fei Xi's face, covering his sunny face.

Ussi kept smiling: "I really don't understand, but you have to finish cutting the paper quickly, otherwise I will be angry. When I get angry, I will stop your heating, understand?"

Fei Xi nodded frantically, and started cutting paper as quietly as a chicken.Ussi calculated the account book and stopped talking, while he scratched around with a knife in his hand, and it was always easy to recall in his mind that day when he held the scissors, raised the knife and dropped the knife, and the roots fell to the ground.

For the past two days, Yilin has been changing clothes with her back to herself, and she no longer shows off her figure like before, deliberately posing in front of herself and dressing in slow motion.

Even sitting together and reading a book, I can't wait to separate my lower body and dare not get close.

Fei Xi: "I have a question. Will this thing have any effect on his ability after leaving his body for a long time?"

System: "...No, it should."

Fei Xi: "I want to answer accurately, thank you."

System: "I don't know how to do this."

Fei Xi was furious: "He has something wrong and I will dismantle you."

System: "When you pinch, pay attention to pinch one or not, three long, two short and five."

Fishy: ...

His brain was congested, and it was difficult to speak: "Do you still want to pinch it yourself?"

The system is strange: "Didn't you say that you were dissatisfied before and wanted to pinch one yourself? So I am satisfied with you. Anyway, you are responsible for pinching a strange shape."

It is not impossible to divide the two ends into two forks. It is OK to have tolerance.

Fei Xi was suffocated, there was a door knock upstairs, and the red cloak rolled up the stairs following the master's footsteps.Earl Ruby walked up to the priest and nodded slightly: "My lord, I think we still have some preparations for tomorrow's trip that need to be discussed."

"Of course, the things I prepared for you and Master Windsor are stored in the temple, please come with me."

Ussi put all the colorful paper ribbons on the table into the shadow, and slightly bent over to Fei Xi: "Then, I will take my leave first, Your Highness."

Fei Xi suddenly reached out and grabbed his sleeve: "Your handwork is very good, isn't it?"

"Actually, it's average, but..."

Ussi frowned, his intuition made him feel the danger.He lowered his voice and asked, "Tell me what you did?"

Fei Xi was vague and couldn't explain why, but said euphemistically: "I want to make something out of mud and give it to Yilin."

Wuxi was stunned: "It's fine if you can't pinch it yourself. How can someone else make it as much as you do it yourself?"

Fei Xi choked, and Uxi took the opportunity to reach out and pat him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, His Majesty the King will like it even if it's made out of mud."

"If you don't believe me, you can try it."

Fei Xi looked at him speechlessly, and really wanted to say that he didn't want to try it at all, especially his ass, he didn't want to try it at all.

The priest followed the earl away, and the wind and snow outside the house fell on the soft and thick carpet and quickly melted into water.The earth element surrounds Fei Xi, and the elemental affinity comforts his emotions.

The magician put his hand on the ring, and the curse marks on his feet reminded him that Ilyin was still in the study. He sighed and took out the piece of mud from the ring.

The original shape had already melted a bit, and the colorful black mud made Feixi fall into deep thought.

If this heavy baby was put back into Yilin's body intact, would it return to its original form?After thinking for a while, Fei Xi automatically deleted the answer.

He stretched out his hand to hold the ball of mud, and kneaded it into a ball, round and shiny.

What can save you, my love?

Fei Xi divided the lump of mud into three parts, two balls and one stick, and placed them on the table in an axisymmetric shape.

He tried to make them richer and more three-dimensional, but God gave him a pair of hands, just gave him a pair of hands, and did not bless any hands-on skills.

Kneading and pinching is not as good as the egg sticks at the beginning, at least you can still see the shape.

Facy: "I'm screwed, I can't imagine Erin taking off his pants and looking like a cartoon underneath."

System: "Crayon Shinchan's elephants are more vivid than yours."

The magician frantically scratched his head and kneaded the mud into a ball again.He drew out his staff and summoned the earth elements around him to gather.

The gem at the top of the staff knocked against the ball of mud, and Fei Xi made a request to the friendly element: "Pinch him."

Earth element: ...

Earth Element: ... No! ! !

Fei Xi: Be obedient and do what I say.

The earth elemental rolled around the room, refusing to do something that would be demeaning to the elemental status.Fei Xi didn't speak, just held up his staff to watch them rampage in the castle, until they finally calmed down and hovered obediently in front of the table.

Fei Xi: "Be good, I'll be fine in a while."

Earth Element: Boom.

The elements circled the black ball of mud, trying to change its shape, but nothing happened.

Earth element: ? ? ?

Fei Xi's face turned pale, remembering that the first time he found Yilin at the door of the toilet, the earth element couldn't dig up the lump of mud from the ground.

Careless.

The earth element tried again and still had no response. Instead, it knocked the earth alarm clock beside the table to the ground. The loud sound made Yilin in the study open the door and go downstairs immediately.

"what happened?"

The little magician sat on the sofa with a pale face and looked at him, and said with a trembling mouth, "It's nothing, I just fell asleep and was frightened."

Yilin stretched out his arms to hug him, and touched his pale face: "Next time, take your alarm clock farther away."

Fei Xi nodded. The mud ball in his hand was as heavy as a thousand catties. There was only one thought in his blank head.

He's screwed.

His mind was so confused that he couldn't fall asleep even after he went to bed, he leaned against Yilin's arms and opened his eyes, thinking wildly.

Fei Xi: "Is he asleep?"

System: "This is No.20 again tonight. He slept very well and deeply."

Fei Xi stopped talking, and he took out the egg fritters from the ring and held it in his hand.

Cartoons are cartoons, anyway, I don't dislike them.

He carefully opened Yilin's pants and put the mud back in place. Didi System: "Do it."

System: "...Okay, if you think about it...wait! He woke up..."

Fei Xi didn't hear the words clearly, because Yilin grabbed his hand, flipped him over on the bed and pressed him into the quilt.

"My morning star, what are you doing?"