I'm playing mud in Western Fantasy

After sending Windsor away, Fessy fell down on the bed, his back was so sore, he rubbed his own waist and moaned, his mind was full of Yilin's fairy wand that made him bigger, smaller and more beautiful, making himself feel exhausted every day.

Fei Xi: "When you rubbed him, couldn't you make him smaller?"

System: "The total amount is there, either long or thick, you choose one."

Fei Xi was silent, there was no way to choose.He tentatively asked: "Anyway, he's made of mud, please, let me get a little off, and you can make a smaller one?"

Before the system could react, Uxi pointed at Fei Xi with his staff and said angrily, "Are you crazy?"

"Your Majesty only has two cities now, so you should publicize the matter between him and you. Do you know what will happen if it reaches the ears of those vacillating lords who want to seek refuge?"

Fei Xi turned over and looked at him with raised eyebrows: "Which side are you on?"

"Most of the connections between nobles are through marriage. Even if you are not a famous queen, your status as a lover is enough to do a lot of things." Ussi sighed: "Don't blame me for the bad words, you have to admit it is the truth."

Fei Xi looked at him with her face up: "Do you know what you look like?"

"like what?"

"Like a mother-in-law who persuades a daughter-in-law who can't bear a child to help her son take a concubine." Fei Xi flicked the creases on his robe: "Why don't you tell me that you can cure infertility."

Wuxi frowned: "This is not a game. If you still treat it as a game now, it is really..."

"I don't." Fei Xi growled, looking straight into Uxi's eyes: "I don't think I'm playing a game, I won't sleep/sleep with NPCs in the game, and I won't lie down with a bunch of data days .”

Wuxi was silent for a while: "Since you know it's not a game, don't be willful."

"This is not capricious, this is my principle." He pointed to his black hair: "Look clearly, this is black, not green. I have no plans to dye green anytime soon."

Fei Xi sat up and supported her waist helplessly: "I only slept with him for the second day, and it's really brave for you to come and say such things to me."

"I'm not worried that your pure first love will not get out if you plunge into it. If what I said comes true and you will die, then I will take the offer to comfort you." Wu Xi asked Shadow to bring a glass of water to Fei Xi: " Vaccination should be given early, knowing now is better than being deceived later."

"I know you're doing it for my own good. I know some things." Fei Xi took a sip from the water glass and raised her head to reveal a scarred neck.

"You can't see people with your neck. Remember to cover it tightly when you go out." Ussi rested his chin, stared at Fei Xi for a long time, and finally asked the question that had troubled him all morning.

"Is it cool?"

Fei Xi was stunned and forced a smile at him: "Great, fucked."

The ten-thousand-year-old straight man couldn't understand the refreshing feeling of being stabbed in the butt. He looked at Fei Xi, who was paralyzed on the bed, paraplegic, and struggling to make a concave shape. He really asked: "You really don't think about turning over and doing 1?"

The curtains in the room were drawn tightly, there was a sudden thunder, and the sound of rain fell on the window, crackling.

"Do you know why?" Fish asked, pointing to the window.

Ussi: "The weather conditions are common in the land of chaos. It has been cloudy since this morning, and now it is a thunderstorm, which will turn into freezing rain later, and finally it will turn into hail or even snow."

Fei Xi waved his index finger and clicked twice: "NONONO, this is a warning to you, to persuade people to do 1, and the sky will be struck by lightning."

Ursi: ...

"Damn, you deserve to be/fucked." Wuxi smiled: "Don't worry, as your mother's family, I will prepare some hemorrhoid cream and study lubricants by the way."

Fei Xi nodded: "Remember to study the BY condom, he likes to cum in it, and it took a long time to clean it afterward."

Ussi's smile was almost unbearable: "It's okay, just stay inside and I'll give you a red envelope in case you get pregnant."

"Are you serious?" Fei Xi looked at him in surprise.

Wuxi smirked: "If you can give birth to you, give birth to more. I will suggest to His Majesty to lock you in the room and do nothing else after giving birth, so as not to cause harm to others."

Fei Xi snorted: "Buried for 500 years, who knows if he has fertility."

Ussi lost, lost completely, he touched his face: "Your Majesty will be back later, are you hungry, Ussi will give you a fat intestine."

"Did you kill my pig? You still have fat intestines?" Fei Xi's face changed suddenly: "Where are our two sons!"

Wu Xi sighed: "I was sent to the frontier by his stepfather to accept socialist transformation. One patrolled along the city and the other dug tunnels."

Fei Xi nodded: "That's okay, Sha Le should move more, walking on the road is like a meat bomb chariot, you have to squat down to see its four short legs."

After a pause, he opened the task panel and found that the food task on it hadn't been completed yet, so he directly extended his hand to Wuxi: "Have you received the food brought back, please confirm to me that the task is complete."

"Received, the quantity is enough to survive this winter. The people in the oyster city like it very much."

Fei Xi raised her eyebrows: "Of course, never heard of gas stations for men and beauty salons for women?"

Ussy gave him a blank look: "The therapist you brought back is also very capable, and Windsor's injuries were healed in an instant. It's just that Earl Rabbi doesn't seem to be in a good mood. I guess the two of them went all the way to the royal city. It won't stop."

As he spoke, he drew out his staff and tapped Fei Xi on the shoulder, and the reward was credited immediately. Fei Xi's level rose at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally stopped at the position of just over two hundred, but he saw that Wu Xi's level was still the same. question mark.

"Make Windsor swear not to hurt Roland Ruby." Fei Xi sat up and looked at his task panel lazily.

The progress of the Knight Commander's mission stopped at halfway, and there are only four candidates including Olier, and there are two other Knight Commanders who have not yet been determined.

"You don't need to remind, the oath has already been made, and Roland Ribby also swore not to kill Windsor." Ussy said.

Fei Xi raised two fingers: "There are still two knight commanders."

"One tit and one T." Ussi agreed.

Fei Xi raised her eyebrows and looked at him: "Have you thought about it?"

"Anyway, I've been playing games for so many years, and I wasn't a life player from the beginning." Usy played with the shadow's tentacles: "The water healer is a milk, and there is a dwarf princess who just happens to be a meat tank. I think these two Today, the two of them are like conjoined twins, they are in focus."

Fei Xi: "As long as Her Royal Highness is persuaded, the Knight Commander's mission can be completed."

He felt a little more comfortable in his waist, sat up and stretched: "Is it snowing outside? I want to go out for a walk."

Ussi opened the curtains: "It's snowing already. Is your body okay to walk? If you want to go out, wear more clothes."

"It's okay, being beaten is not being beaten. It's not as serious as you said." Fei Xi opened the closet and found that there were clothes he had never seen before. He searched for a while and picked out two to change into. The scarf and Ussi went out.

"Who are you looking for?" Uxi turned the staff in his hand into a black umbrella: "Don't run around, I will be the one who will suffer if His Majesty can't find you later."

Fei Xi smiled: "Don't worry, I'm just going to sell Amway, and fool Her Royal Highness into buying shares. And I have a task for the dragon and the dragon knight, and I have to solve the heart problem."

Snowflakes fluttered one after another, Fei Xi stretched out his hand for a while, the cold feeling of the tentacles made him tremble: "This temperature is a little too real."

"There is heating in the house, of course it's warm." Ussi led him on the road, nodding and smiling with the mixed races he met.

The half-bloods said that the princess and the healer were repairing the temple, and the two rushed there, only to find that not only Tina and Egil were there, but Yilin was slowly nodding beside them, not knowing what to say.

Ussy and Feissy stood side by side under the eaves, listening to the half-bloods around them discussing Ilyin and Her Royal Highness with a blank expression.Words are nothing more than the appearance of a man and a woman, a natural match, only monsters would object.

There are two versions of the newly built castle from Ilin's City Lord's Mansion, one is an expedient measure to keep the princess, and the other is a wedding venue built for the princess's wedding.

Fei Xi didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh.

"This time, His Majesty and the Princess set out together and brought us food for the winter. Goddess, please bless Your Majesty and the Princess for a lifetime of happiness."

The system couldn't bear it anymore, and sang strangely, "I heard raindrops falling on the green grass."

"The children of His Majesty and Her Royal Highness will definitely inherit their bravery."

System: "It's clearly a movie of three people, but you still can't have a name."

"The little prince should be taught by priest Uxi, priest, what do you think?"

Ussi glanced at Fei Xi who was still smiling beside him, thinking that no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Fei Xi was infertile, where did the little prince come from.He smiled slightly: "Your Majesty and Her Royal Highness are not the kind of relationship that everyone discusses."

As soon as the words fell, Her Royal Highness over there suddenly laughed, and patted Yilin's shoulder vigorously with her hand, and this His Highness the King also smiled slightly, not minding Her Royal Highness's actions at all.

Fei Xi's smile remained the same, and her mouth was full of fragrance: "Why did he laugh at his mua? If you have time to laugh along with him, why not come back to accompany me? It's really because of the freedom I gave you."

System: "Why are you stealing my lines?"

Fei Xi: "Shut up for me, or your mouth will stink of you."

Ussi put his hand on Fei Xi's shoulder and squeezed it: "Brother, calm down, go back and close the door and educate yourself."

"Am I that narrow-minded?" Fei Xi asked with a smile.

He is too good, and now his back is sore and his butt is hurting, and his legs are still shaking, all of these are Yilin's fault.

"I'm a little uncomfortable and I'm going back first." Fei Xi was a little upset. Although he knew that people in love don't have brains and Yilin won't have two hearts, but he was just upset.

Laughing at his mua, what's so funny, did I make you laugh and you just laughed?Haw will be chopped off for you.

Wu Xi sniffed: "It's so sour, it's really sour. Man, be more generous, there is no way to avoid some business entertainment, at least I have to play tricks when I go out for business and discuss needs..."

Fei Xi glanced at him: "Did you talk about you? Just hit me in the face?"

Wuxi choked, and raised his hands to signal that he would not beep more: "Okay, but His Majesty is here."

Irene and Princess Tina walked over side by side, Egil followed beside him with a look of displeasure, and Fei Xi suddenly felt a little sympathetic when he looked at him.

"Why did you come out?" Yilin took off his cloak and put it on Fei Xi, and directly pulled him over.

Princess Tina teased: "Your Majesty the Magician, His Majesty Sol is very worried after you fell ill, and you should keep warm in the future."

Fei Xi smirked politely: "I don't want to be in poor health."

Yilin leaned against his ear and kissed: "I have good news for you."

Facy raised an eyebrow.

"Her Royal Highness and Mr. Egil will become my knight commander." Yilin put his arms around his waist and asked softly, "Are you happy?"

Fishy: ...