I'm playing mud in Western Fantasy

Crab, a huge crab.

Fei Xi grew up so big, and the biggest crab he had ever seen in his impression was only a king crab that he could only eat when socializing. He had a question from the depths of his soul about this giant crab that was two or three meters high.

Is it really edible?

Western Fantasy has no food quality supervision. Who should be held accountable for problems with this large mutant crab?

"It seems to be because the water element is too rich. It grows a bit too big." Egil held his chin with a distressed expression: "But although it is big, it is difficult to handle, and there is not much meat."

"Let's change to another one." He waved his hand to drive the crab back into the water.

But the big crab waved its pincers and refused to leave, and the raised water poured wave after wave on the half-breed on the bank. Olier let out a sharp cat cry from his throat, the hair on his ears was wet, and his hair was the same. The wet clothes were sticking together, and the sticky and damp feeling made him unable to control his emotions.

Although the rest of the mixed races were also drenched, they were far less embarrassed than Olier.

"Oh, the cat that fell into the water is so pitiful." Egil's face was full of love, and he increased his arms to drive the crab away. The water element dragged the crab to sink into the river again. Feixi suddenly held Egil's hand and swallowed. Drooling: "Your Excellency, I think this will do."

"Oh, my dear magician, I have something better for you. This creature is ugly and difficult to handle. Believe me, it doesn't have as much flesh as it looks." Egil said.

Faci: "No, no, this one can stay, trust me, it will be absolutely delicious."

To be honest, he wants to eat spicy crab.

The kind of crab meat soaked in red oil, stir-fried in a pot over high heat, only needs a sip of meat and spicy oil to mix together, filling the entire mouth.

Fei Xi wiped her mouth in thought, and gave Egil a positive look.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and Egil was defeated: "Okay, Your Majesty, if this is what you wish." He tied the crab to the river, reached out and knocked on the hard blue shell: "But Its shell is a very hard material, and dwarves often use it to make some furniture, if the fishy smell can be completely eliminated."

For the rest of the time, Rioliel chose to stay away from the right and wrong place of the river, found a tall tree and climbed up, stood at the highest place to observe the surrounding situation, and dried his clothes by the way.

His quiver was filled with arrows filled with earth elements, and he held the hairless bear in his arms who also didn't like water.They sat on the tree and silently watched the people by the river stepping in the water and throwing shells into the net bag one by one.

Fei Xi stood by the river and watched his task progress bar step by step. Feeling that the development situation was very good, he breathed a sigh of relief and started chatting with Egil.

Read it as a chat, write a cliché.

But Egil sat by the river and kept looking at the reflection in the water, admiring his face half covered by the beard with the moonlight's highly soft filter, turning a deaf ear to Fei Xi's words, nodding his head occasionally The last utterance was considered a very face-saving response.

Fei Xi imitated him and leaned against the water to see, but couldn't see anything.

Fisher: "What's in the water?"

System: "There is your distorted face."

Faci: "What's so good about my face, I sometimes get scared by myself when I brush my teeth in the morning."

He touched his face twice and sighed: "But if I look good, I would also like to look in the mirror every day, just look at myself every day, and I don't need to look for a partner."

System: "Well, you smoke, drink and fuck yourself in the mirror, but I know you're a good boy."

Fei Xi nodded: "Yes, I am a good boy."

System: "Good boy, look at your map."

The good boy Fei Xi opened his map panel and found that the little red dot with Yilin's name had left the city of chaos and was approaching the forest.

There is also a Tina attached to it.Fei Xi couldn't help clapping her hands: "Wonderful!"

But within two seconds, the word anger on Yilin's mood panel made Feixi calm down.He pinched his ankle a little anxiously: "I swear after thinking about it, why is he so angry?"

System: "Brother, if you don't open your mouth, you will be punished. Once you open your mouth, it will be a death curse. Can you say something like falling into darkness forever? Do you think that in the Western Fantasy world, people and ghosts can be left behind?"

Fei Xi: "It's okay if the relationship between people and ghosts is over, but is it okay for a Chinese ghost?"

System: "No, dear, the suggestion here is to pour the water out of your mind first."

"Pouring out the water can't calm down the little white-eyed wolf." Fei Xi sighed, and said quietly: "There will always be a day, sooner or later, there will be a sun, and it is better to hit the sun than to choose a date."

System: "You just have to explain it to people."

Fei Xi moved to the river and stretched his neck to take a picture, and rolled his eyes: "An explanation is useful. How did I get those fingerprints on my neck before? Did he listen to my explanation when he choked him?"

He paused, and refuted himself: "I can't even explain what a fart."

There are some things that cannot be mentioned, and when Feixi thinks about them, she will get angry, wishing to give Yilin the little white-eyed wolf all the seals on her neck to make them exactly the same.

When the task progress bar rose to 50%, he called all the mixed races in the river to rest and wait for the next morning to catch fish.

Olier and Sha Xiao slept on the tree. Sha Le took the little pig to sleep with the sheep. The thick wool piled together was warmer than other places. While keeping warm, it would fart from time to time to stimulate it because it would not Stop the sheep and call the wooden goat whose nerves are about to collapse.

Slap a fart and yelp once, slap a stinky sheep and yelp twice.

The wooden goat dared not speak out, after all, the smell would come from the mouth when he opened his mouth.

Egil melted into the water to rest, and only Fei Xi and the half-races built a bonfire by the river, and spent the night by taking turns keeping vigil against each other.The earth element dragged Fei Xi's back, allowing him to lean on comfortably.

Feixi sighed quietly: "Earth element, my sweet baby."

The earth element burst into tears: My brother praised me 1551.

Surrounded by strong friendly elements, Feixi quickly fell asleep with his eyes closed and his staff in his arms. Even the sound of Yilin's horse's hooves didn't wake him up, and he slept like a pig than Shale.

The sky had turned from late night to dawn, and the blond king shook off the dew from his cloak, wrapped his little magician inside and hugged him.

The staff fell to the ground and no one picked it up. Fei Xi frowned but didn't wake up.The earth element surrounded him, after thinking about it, he resigned himself to rolling up the staff on the ground, and followed behind Yilin.

Tina got off her horse, took off her gloves and joked, "Your Majesty Saumir, I think your harness should be replaced with a lighter one, so as not to affect your riding speed."

She bent her lips: "Unfortunately, I happen to have a harness that suits you."

Yilin glanced at her and lowered his voice: "Don't wake him up, Your Royal Highness. Also, don't sell your things to me all the time."

The princess raised her hands, signaling that she would keep quiet.

Olier jumped down from the tree and walked towards Yilin with a smile in his arms, but was stopped by Tina, "Hey, half-blood elf, don't you see that your Majesty is busy?"

She looked over Olier's shoulder and saw the giant crab tied by the water, and couldn't help but exclaim: "What a surprising discovery."

The dwarf princess dragged the half-blood elf to the river: "Don't worry about your magi, but can you tell me where you found this big guy? If you can peel off the complete crab shell, it will definitely sell for a good price." .”

"This is His Excellency the Magician and..."

"Oh, look at these wood goats. How long have they not been shaved? These woolen products are enough for the soldiers of your chaotic city to survive this winter. Oh, but why do these wools smell a little bad?" Tina sniffed and asked doubtfully.

Wooden Goat: Good question, why don't you ask the pigs around me?

Olier followed suit and sniffed: "I smelled it too."

Wooden Goat: ...

Wooden Goat: Stupid/crazy, smelling farts so seriously.

"I see that they are barking all the time. Is it a special way to subdue them? Who told you?" Tina looked at the flock of sheep in a natural way: "Olier, there are also flocks of sheep in the dwarves' territory. Their wool Not even fire can burn it. I've always wanted to keep a flock of sheep."

Tina squatted by the river, reached out and touched the wooden goats' heads, and quickly retracted their horns to avoid their violent attack.

"Beautiful lady, please be careful."

There was a ripple on the surface of the river, and Egil rose from the water, holding a daffodil made of water in his hand.He handed Tina the flowers, but withdrew them when she was about to take them.

"Oh, this is not considered a gentleman's behavior." Tina said without much dissatisfaction on her face.

Egil shook the flower in his hand, the water flowed and deformed, the narcissus turned into a rose, and handed it to the princess again.

"I think such flowers are more suitable for you, beautiful lady."

Olier looked at Tina and Egil, then turned and left decisively with a smile on his face.

The cat's intuition told him that he should not stay in that kind of right and wrong place anymore.

The shells in the net bag were taken out of the river by the guards brought by Yilin, and the sound of clattering seemed to be right next to his ears. Feixi subconsciously touched his staff, but felt warmth in his hands.

He suddenly opened his eyes and found that it was Yilin, and then closed them again, moaning and saying, "It's you."

The nasal sound of just waking up with dependence made Yilin calm down a little. He held Fei Xi's right ankle with a little force, and rubbed the skin where the curse mark was red: "I told you when I left, you are not allowed to do anything dangerous. things."

Fei Xi leaned on his shoulder and hummed twice, as if to defend himself, but no one could hear what he was talking about vaguely.

"But you are disobedient." Yilin wrapped the cloak around Feixi's body a little tighter, lowered his head and bit his ear a little bit harder, felt the struggle of the person in his arms loosen, and lowered his voice and said, "Don't obey the king!" whoever wills shall be punished."

"Even you, my dear morning star."

Fei Xi covered her ears and tried to explain to him: "You have to be reasonable, Your Majesty, I am because..."

"Shh-"

Yilin nodded his lips, rubbing his leathery fingers against his lips and murmured: "I am the truth of this country, my dear."