Lie Huo Jiao Chou

Sheng Lingyuan asked strangely: "Why do I need to accumulate virtue? Where is my virtue not good?"

Xuan Ji: "You leave so many ancient and modern Chinese and foreign classics aside, just randomly pick one from the bookshelf, and you get this kind of book. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself, Your Majesty?"

Sheng Lingyuan: "I just randomly picked up a book that you flipped through a lot, and found such a unique object. Who should reflect on us, Aiqing?"

Because Xuan Ji is good at cracking sunflower seeds, her speech is extremely sharp, but in the face of hard evidence, she really has nothing to say.At the same time, he deeply felt that he was happy a little early-other people's partner would at most look through the mobile phone and check the communication records, and his family would know which novel he put away as long as he smelled it without any effort. The yellow book has been read several times.

"It's because..." Xuan Ji cleared her throat and said, "I have lived in a conservative feudal society since I was a child."

In fact, 3000 years ago, it was not conservative at all. The old order collapsed in the war before it was fully developed, and the new so-called "ritual and music" had not yet formed.Some people act recklessly, some life is better than death, they all live in doomsday-style carnival and despair, and people generally don't pay much attention to it.

It's just that Tianmo Jianshen and Sheng Lingyuan protected him too well.

Xuan Ji said confidently: "If you haven't received the correct education and guidance, you can only find a way to learn by yourself."

"Well," Sheng Lingyuan nodded kindly, "Blame me."

A fluffy thought came to Xuan Ji's mind, he thought: "Then you should make it up for me."

Sheng Lingyuan suddenly remembered something, put a feather in the book as a bookmark, looked through the car window, and looked at the end of the straight national road: "Dan Li said it when I was studying."

Xuan Ji almost took off the steering wheel: "When, why don't I know?"

Sheng Lingyuan sighed: "You? You fell asleep early."

"Impossible, one of you must have used some kind of curse, and I didn't let me hear it," Xuan Ji turned the car back on track, "Is that old thing okay? It's behind my back..."

"In the chapter on power and strategy," Sheng Lingyuan said, "it talks about human greed and desire, as well as inadequacy, how to use it, how to control it, how to make the most of it, when to sow and when to reap."

Danli analyzed in detail the ins and outs of people's various desires, and told him that desires come from "insufficiency". Those who grow up are often not enough for "love"; those who are neglected are often not enough for "dignity".

Dan Li taught him to look, hear, and inquire like a doctor, diagnosing other people's congenital deficiencies, and then prescribing the right medicine, only giving him a little bit of sweetness each time, so he couldn't satisfy him to his heart's content.

"For example like this." Sheng Lingyuan said, giving him a make-up lesson on how to be a technical scumbag. When he pulled his hand, Xuan Ji's fingers, which were tightly pinched by him, suddenly fell down without a trace, like a foot stomping on the ground. As if empty, an indescribable sense of loss surged up immediately.

But before Xuan Ji could react, his falling hand was caught again, Sheng Lingyuan caressed the back of his hand and the crevices of his fingers like playing with a jade object, held it up to the corner of his mouth and kissed it lightly.

Xuan Ji's fingertips curled up involuntarily, and it was hard not to bounce up. She slumped her face hard to maintain her superficial calmness: "I think your 'sweetness' is too fast, and the rhythm is not right."

"Hey," Sheng Lingyuan said, "Is it easier to know than to do?"

Dan Li also said: "His Royal Highness, you must always weigh others, and don't forget to always weigh yourself - pay attention to the shortcomings of others, and also prevent others from taking advantage of your shortcomings, so that you can remain invincible."

Sheng Lingyuan: "So you have to be careful next time, and don't let me push you too far."

How can you have any deficiencies, the deficiencies are clearly me.

Xuan Ji froze for a moment, then broke away from him suddenly, pinched His Majesty's face "disrespectfully", and pulled down.

Sheng Lingyuan: "..."

There was no meat on his face, and when he pulled him, his facial features were messed up, and he was forced to make a messy grimace.

Xuan Ji: "What bullshit theory, you conspirators, I think I owe it to you."

He wanted to do this a long time ago, and he squeezed it a little bit, and he still wanted to do it again.

"Put it..." Sheng Lingyuan slapped his paw away, and the word "presumptuous" came to his lips. He himself felt that the frequency of use was too high, and he seemed imposing, so he swallowed it back, "Am I pampering you too much?" ?”

"Bite me," Xuan Ji whistled nonchalantly, "In today's society, those scumbags who are posted on the Internet and spurned by the masses are all rooted in your society. Is life like this? Is that what people do? I’m so old, I don’t know how to live, there are so many routines all day long, are you happy after the routine?”

Sheng Lingyuan sneered: "Taught—I don't have a plan in my heart. I haven't even built a bird's nest in 3000 years. I think you are very happy."

Xuan Ji: "Yes, unrestrained, free, heartless, extremely happy."

Sheng Lingyuan: "..."

This birdman always has a way to drag others to his level, and then use his rich experience to kill the Quartet.

Sheng Lingyuan was too lazy to argue with him childishly, so he re-read most of the little pornographic books.

Xuan Ji couldn't deny it under the mountain of "iron evidence" like oil fingerprints, so he just broke the jar and commented on the side: "For example, your colleagues described in this book, I think you have similar problems. Is moody, thinks too much, treats people not sincere at all, do you know that this kind of person is going to be tortured by blood... Oh, you haven't seen that yet? Don't look at it, don't worry, come on, I'll give it to you You spoiled the spoiler, later on, his partner Shi Dun dumped him, ran to a remote mountainous area to live in seclusion, got married with a cheerful and kind scholar, almost got married, and then the emperor..."

Sheng Lingyuan suddenly felt uncomfortable: "My Xiaoji is unparalleled in style, traveling around the world, probably there are crowds of admirers."

It was rare for Xuan Ji to hear him say something strange, and almost turned his screen: "That's necessary. I have graduated for many years, and Fengzi still goes to the alma mater's confession wall from time to time. When I go out for a trip, the little girls line up to add me on WeChat."

So the two tenderness and sweetness just started, and when they didn't pay attention, the feathers started again.

It can be seen that it is not unreasonable for some couples to divorce after their honeymoon.

After Sheng Lingyuan lost the Heavenly Demon Sword, he didn't dare to recall the events of his youth.

Only then did he suddenly realize that the affection was so deep that it covered up many details—for example, how he, who was naturally peaceful, wanted to open up the sea of ​​​​knowledge countless times, and called "beep beep" endless turkey It was taken out and buried.

The dreamy "filter" began to fall down layer by layer, revealing the truth underneath.Sheng Lingyuan couldn't bear it and turned on the car stereo.

He wanted to turn up the singing volume, but he didn't know what to press blindly. He accidentally jumped to the car radio channel. advertise.

Sheng Lingyuan: "..."

Xuan Ji laughed like a duck beside her.

"...Now let's take a look at the local traffic situation." After the advertisement was broadcast, the channel re-cut to the radio program, "Hey, there was an accident just now. A friend of the driver said that the road from Chunhua Road to Bei'an Road was closed , What is the reason... Someone heard an explosion just now. It is said that a residential area suddenly caught fire. It is suspected that the circuit is aging. A witness saw a fireball shooting out of the window of a house a hundred meters away... Wow, is this too exaggerated? It's..."

Xuan Ji's smile froze.

The road signs on the national highway showed that they had already entered the territory of Biquanshan City.