[Thor] Asgard Maintenance Team

——Let Stark Laoshi explain to everyone how it is the wrong way to fall in love.

"Hi, guys, are you interested in going to my place for a drink~" After recovering the last stone brick on the dome, Iron Man descended gorgeously wearing his gorgeous red and gold armor.

Loki hesitated for half a second between not wanting to have a drink with this stupid short man who admires Thor, and that this is a vault where he can do business, and he readily agreed to Iron Man's invitation.

Thor has no reason to object to Loki's decision and reject the creditor's gentle debt collection, and can only nod to show that he agrees.

Stark, Tony's creditor, shot up into the sky like a cannonball after getting the affirmative answer from the god brother, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Leaving Loki and Thor staring at each other half a corridor away.

Although the teleportation via the Rainbow Bridge will arrive quickly, Thor thinks it's better not to wait for his master in the house before he returns.

"Let's go together?" Thor said. When he first got Mjolnir, he flew back and forth over Loki's palace showing off. At that time, he knew that Loki would follow him with envious eyes even if he didn't say anything. If Loki could stop him and let him fly for a while, he would reluctantly agree to his brother's request.

Instead of being like now, Loki opened his eyes and looked at him carefully, doubtful and unbelievable, as if the hair on the back of his neck was standing on end, he uttered Heimdall's name clearly and quickly, and disappeared in a flash of rainbow light In his sight.

Frustrated, Thor spins Mjolnir and takes off, heading for New York.

When they arrived, Tony and Loki had already finished a round of drinking and reached an agreement. If it weren't for the monitor showing Loki who had just walked up to the top floor and the empty glass left on the table, Thor would have suspected that Loki had never been here at all.

"You're a little late, Thor!" Tony, exuding a smug aura, waved at Thor with a smile on his face, "My building doesn't need to be repaired, your brother went to the top floor to help add a defensive circle " He pointed back at the light screen, "Come for a drink?" He said, pouring golden liquor into the third empty glass.

After drinking for three rounds, Tony, who is omnipotent in gossip, picked out the source of his troubles from Thor's mouth.

"Good job!" Tony Stark said in a serious tone, clapping his palms, "It's almost like in courtship season, a male flamingo with bright plumage, plump body and strong body ran to another dark feathered flamingo." As perfect as a courtship dance in front of a thin, thin male flamingo!"

"What do you mean?" Although Thor didn't know the meaning of the words flamingo and courtship season, Stark's words were definitely not compliments.

"Probably similar to me showing you my incomparable technology every day, the captain showing you his big D-cup breasts every day, Hawkeye showing you his perfect archery every day, and Lu Fat showing you his uniqueness every day How would you feel if you had the same bulky physique as yours?"

"Hit him. Except Cap." Thor imagined for a moment, frowning, showing an unbearable look, clenched his fists, and cracked his knuckles.

"The other flamingo thinks the same." Tony picked up his glass and toasted Thor, "Let's not talk about his affection, he probably wants to pluck your hair and peck your head."

It’s just that in order to ensure their cooperation interests, what Tony didn’t say is: Now you’re still chaining this angry bird, forcing him to give you two babies, and you haven’t been smashed into a sieve yet, isn’t it? It can't be realized without enough force, but there are still other scruples that did not take action.

To have a partner for 1000 years and still make it like this is really insensitive and stupid to the point of no cure.

"I don't know what to do now."

Tony nearly choked himself to death with a sip of red wine.

Fortunately, he managed to choke the complaint he was about to blurt out: Don't ask me, I don't know, even though I am a veteran of Qianfan's exhausted flowers, but I am so stupid to make things such a virtue, except I really can't think of any ideas for remaking and good gathering and good separation.

Thinking about the Angry Bird who was still deploying defensive magic on the top floor of the building, Tony said euphemistically: "I'm sorry I can't give you any substantive advice, after all, I only pick up girls."

"But I can suggest you to buy a wider folding bed instead of the sofa."

Thor swallowed the liquid in one gulp, burning from the tip of his tongue all the way to his stomach.

They were not like humans whose lifespan was only a hundred years, and for thousands of years he couldn't imagine life without Loki.

So he can't give up and must get it.

And he still has a long life, which can be used to change Loki's feelings for him.

"I want him." After a long silence, Thor finally sorted out those complicated thoughts, and uttered his decision simply and firmly.

Loki, who was listening to Thor's every word all the time, shook his hands when he heard these words, the already formed defensive circle collapsed in his hands, and the magical backlash almost succeeded in choking him to death.

This is definitely a new plot for Thor.

Loki wiped the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth angrily, narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists.

He never daunted any challenge from Thor, success or failure.

——Emotional expert Iron Man Warm reminder: No matter you are pursuing the same sex or the opposite sex, don't show off all your strengths in front of him (her) every day, because this will only cause your target's impression of you to be included in one sentence — beat you up.

And, don't use the kind of kindergarten way of grabbing toys and pulling pigtails to pursue girls of the same sex. You can see that Thor is a typical negative teaching material.

The author has something to say: at the end of April and the beginning of May, the blueprint of a big project will be produced. I am the professional person in charge, SO... probably I can only update it on weekends. The umbrella that TT gave to my sister has not been successfully completed Ah... I made my own TT