[Thor] Asgard Maintenance Team

Fury wasn't worried that Stark could poach Thor's corner. Although Thor looked silly and deceitful, he had keen observation skills and extraordinary firm beliefs on many issues.

However, the evil god is an unknown, and has great influence on Thor.

Just to be on the safe side, Fury immediately got Thor to write his name willingly with the agreement half-coaxed half-seriously.

"In SHIELD, you don't have to worry about your brother's safety under any circumstances. We can swear on our lives."

After all, it is easiest to understand the younger brother's mind of controlling his wife's slave.

After Fury left, Thor was on vacation and played with all kinds of human electrical appliances for a while, thinking that staring at Loki was more interesting than these.

To prevent Loki from falling off the bed again, Thor moves him further inside.

Then he casually picked up a copy of Loki's bedtime reading and flipped through it.

"Damn it, don't say that I just fell asleep for a while, and you clumsily killed the two cubs. I remember I reminded you that they are very fragile." When I woke up, I felt like I was dumped dozens of times by the Hulk Loki, who was suffering from pain all over the sub-floor, supported his head and propped up his body, and said in a vicious voice without sensing the existence of other beings in the room.

"Ms. Hill is looking after them." Answering calmly, Thor put down the book and naturally raised his hand to help Loki rub his forehead. When they were young, Loki would occasionally suffer from headaches due to excessive use of magic. "You've been sleeping all day and all night."

The Cthulhu seemed to get more angry, and he muttered something that Thor could vaguely discern was cursing their father for withholding too much of his magic.

"Don't worry, I signed a contract with humans, and they will take good care of the two cubs."

"I won't worry about human cubs." Loki, who was instantly awake, asked vigilantly, "Show me the contract."

"So you went and signed this?"

Loki said in a very dangerous tone, pinching the thin employment contract between his fingers.

"Hmm." Thor, who felt that his brother was very upset and didn't quite understand why he was angry, was very wise and chose not to say anything.

"I remember that we went to supermarkets and restaurants just the day before yesterday. Presumably your brain hasn't even recorded the prices in just a few pages?"

Loki must have used the parchment that Asgard used to record history to describe this sentence. Thor can't help but feel a headache when he thinks of them going up and down all over the supermarket and mall.

His brother was too preoccupied with such trivial matters.

"A month's salary can't even raise a cub. You are Thor, and you're just being tricked into labor by those ants!" Loki almost threw the contract in his face, but he held back.

Thor wanted to laugh a little bit, although before that he fought tit-for-tat, but now, his brother has not noticed that he is angry at his unreasonable treatment.

His father's wise decision made him and Loki gradually return to the track of the past.

"I'm just worried about you. There is no doubt that although the environment here is very harsh, you will be safe."

"Ants can't hurt me at all!" Loki, who was questioned about his ability to protect himself, was even more unhappy. He lifted the quilt and got out of bed, stood up and resumed his normal Asgard attire.

Thor doesn't stop him, Loki takes his contract and Thor knows without a doubt that his brother is going to Fury to get justice for him.

But Fury himself is a difficult and cunning human being.

"As a government department, we can still give our employees a lot of benefits and discounts on some policy issues. Although the wages are a little lower than those of outside companies." Fury said sincerely, research funds need money, and weapons for missions require money. Money, transportation needs money, superheroes need money even if they accidentally smashed the whole street.It's not that S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to keep wages low, it's really hard.

This salary is ridiculously low!Sure enough, Thor can't be expected to do anything well with that rough-and-tumble guy!It doesn't feel like selling yourself so cheaply!

But Loki doesn't intend to release Thor from this contract. Thor likes to live such a tight life so let him go!

Loki has plans of his own.

Regarding money and life, as long as he is happy, he can treat himself well.

Let that stupid guy continue to squat on the sofa!

Except for one.

So Loki pointed to one of the benefits in the agreement and said, "According to these agreements, you will pay for all of Thor's children before they become adults, right?"

Loki asked, not caring about putting all those human cubs under Thor's name, anyway, before he woke up, the staff of SHILD had enthusiastically enthroned the two cubs with Thorson's surname, and when Thor came to Earth The little girlfriend came over, huh, huh.

The God of Mischief never misses an opportunity to play tricks.

He also didn't know that the two children had an omitted middle name, Lokison.

"Yes." Fury replied very confidently, thinking to himself:

Let you give birth, anyway, my tenure is at most 30 years, you can't give birth to two dozen, right?

"Deal." And Loki thought:

Let you cheat, there are more than 100 in the summoning book! Thor is stupid, and humans are even stupider than him.

"Nothing changed?" When night fell, Thor, who had read his labor contract over and over several times, asked Loki in confusion.

"Yeah, nothing changed," Loki gritted his teeth.

Thor puts his hand on the nape of his brother's neck, trying to reassure his furious brother, "It's not too bad then."

These words successfully rekindled the anger of the evil god. He slowly bent his knees, raised his legs abruptly, and kicked Thor who was sleeping outside out of bed with a hard kick.

That night, the report from the seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.:

Facts have proved that if the salary is too low, even Thor will be kicked out of bed by his wife.

PS:

Sir, are you really not going to give me a raise?Want to marry a wife but can't afford a ring...

Fury's reply:

Trust me, you don't need a ring to propose at all if you can beat her.

At the same time, a new face appeared in the internal chat group.

CA: Hello everyone.

007: Cap is back from vacation?Do you have any souvenirs?

CA: Mutant Zerg hard shell, I just sent it to the laboratory, do you want to pack a copy for you to cook soup?

007: No, thank you. I'll continue to eat in the staff canteen.

CA: The group is very quiet today, what happened?

002: Thor is back.

006: The evil god is back.

005: They had two children, and everyone watched from the fourth floor of the headquarters.

003: They are a couple.

009: Cap! Cap over there - watch out!

001: Captain Ragers, the bulletproof glass you smashed will be deducted from your salary.

007: Cap, how are you? Do you want to go to the cafeteria for a free working meal together?