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In the past few days, Bai Ziye and Gu Ru reached an agreement, that is, Gu Ru will not come into the class to watch the students when she is in class, but if any students in the class make trouble again, Bai Ziye must tell Gu Ru as soon as possible , Let Gu Rulai take care of it.

In fact, to be honest, Gu Ru doesn't feel that reaching this agreement is a kind of loss for him. On the contrary, Gu Ru is still looking forward to the effective of this agreement. Gu Ru knows the nature of the children in the class best. It is estimated that Bai Ziye will come to find her in a few days, there is no way, who makes her girlfriend not want to sit around and follow her.

On this day, the faculty and staff campus cards accepted by the school were issued back, and all the teachers' cards were replaced with new ones, but the meal expenses that were not used in it were still there.

The purpose of the school to accept the card this time is to provide some benefits to the teaching staff outside of teaching life. For example, as the affiliated middle school of S University, from now on all the teachers in the junior high school and high school of the S University Attached High School can use the campus card to go to S Borrowing books in a large library, exercising in a gym, swimming in a swimming pool, etc. were not allowed before.

Don't let the school really adopt the suggestions I made to the above during the festival a few months ago.Gu Ru thought, I still remember the last time when the school collected teachers' expectations for holiday gifts, I wrote that I hope that the teachers in the middle and high schools can also go to S University for fitness and activities like the teachers who teach in S University.

Holding a brand-new campus card, Gu Ru's mind was running fast: so I have a reason to ask Bai Ziye to go swimming, my girlfriend is wearing a swimsuit, I haven't seen her for a few years.

"Have you looked at the latest list of double first-class universities announced online?" Bai Ziye said while chatting with Gu Ru, "It was just announced today, and the new function of our campus card came down shortly after. I think the school is You already know this year's list, so reward us with this, and then the teachers at S University will only reward others, and reward their own people with their own things, which is the style of our school."

"If you can save it, you can save it. Which school's leaders are not like this. Besides, the school didn't pay us for the new card this time. Usually, if the campus card is lost, it will be replaced by another thirty." Gu Ru repaired it calmly. Seeing that she has grown a lot of nails, it is inconvenient to do nail art because she has to write on the blackboard as a teacher, otherwise she would not have to do such troubles by herself, "By the way, our department also said that there is a class reunion, my dear Is there, when the time comes, we will go there together?"

"Our department didn't arrange that." Bai Ziye said, "I didn't withdraw from the class group, grade group, including the veteran cadre group of the student union. Our department really doesn't have that kind of activity."

"Why?" Gu Ru asked suspiciously, "I checked Moments, and alumni from other departments have grade parties. It's impossible that your department doesn't have them, right?"

"Uh..." Bai Ziye was a little helpless, "You can take a good look, this year's reunion really does not include our department, because our department is not included in the school's double first-class disciplines, but you are psychologically included, so you have a party. "

"That's it, you don't want to go." Bai Ziye said without hesitation, "Then I won't go either. If there is time for the party, I will accompany you. Anyway, I am not rich and powerful. I am a poor class teacher. Apart from making such a good girlfriend like you, there is nothing to show off."

Bai Ziye lowered his head and smiled softly: "You... the party in your department, you have to think carefully about whether you want to go or not, don't always make decisions because of me, if one day I lose touch with society, then you will also lose touch ah?"

It was just a casual joke at first, but Gu Ru really thought about it very carefully. After a long time, she looked at Bai Ziye and said very seriously: "If it was me, I would probably try to get you Pull it back into the society, but if you really can't pull it back... then I will enter the society to make money during the day, and then leave at night and come back to accompany you, okay?"

The EQ of this woman in front of me is probably as excellent as getting all A's in all subjects at the end of the university semester. Bai Ziye is not a person with high EQ, but I have to say that a high EQ is really a very good thing, just For example, right now, she was just about to be overwhelmed by Gu Ru's words just now.

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you anymore." Bai Ziye, who felt that her face was about to have a fever, stood up and straightened the edge of the coat she was wearing today, "I'm going to class, next class of your class .”

"Come on." Gu Ru waved his hand, "I wish you a pleasant classroom experience."

I don't know whether to say that Gu Ru is a crow's mouth, or she does whatever she wants, but Bai Ziye's Chinese class is very unsatisfactory. It can be said that it is the most unsatisfactory one she has ever had in a long time.

In this class, a few students passed notes across the distance, and the note was spread all over the sky, Bai Ziye took one, except for the sentence at the top that directly stated that it was related to himself and Gu Ru. , the rest of the words are just like garbled characters, Bai Ziye can't understand anything, ask the student who passed the note, and the student doesn't say anything, but Bai Ziye is so angry.

"Let me show you, I brought back all the little notes." After class, Bai Ziye took the little note that he couldn't understand to Gu Ru to the office, "Now these kids are going too far, Just pass on the small note, and use code words, so angry."

"It's okay, let me take a look." Gu Ru gave Bai Ziye a reassuring look, "I, as the class teacher, should be able to show you clearly."

After reading the first sentence of Xiaotiao, Gu Ru also knew why Bai Ziye was driven into a frenzy by this small note. The first sentence of Xiaotiao was written like this:

Have you read the thing XBB wrote?Just the one on BZR and BLS. I just finished watching it. If you haven’t seen it, you must watch it. TMD, it’s really, huge NB!

Gu Ru unhurriedly turned on the phone, clicked on a place where he could input text, entered it with the keyboard, and instantly decoded a few English letters: Baby Xu, class teacher, teacher Bai, fucking, awesome.

Don't talk about Bai Ziye, as long as he really has an affair with Bai Ziye now, Gu Ru himself finds the first sentence in the note scary.

However, the degree of secrecy of the small article is not only as simple as the first letter of the Chinese pinyin. It is no wonder why Bai Ziye can understand the first sentence, but cannot understand the content behind it. It is really difficult to compare the content behind the first line. Too much.

Article [-]: I've seen it! XSWL, XBB she RNB!

This XSWL uses the input method to make me laugh out loud, but RNB can’t do it. RNB uses pinyin to output the meaning of lively and lively, which seems to have nothing to do with the whole sentence. However, this did not prevent Gu Ru from understanding the true meaning of Xiaotiao.

"This RNB needs to be translated in both Chinese and English." Gu Ru specially handed the note to Bai Ziye, and explained to her, "R is really, and looking at NB, together it is ReallyNB, which means awesome. "

"..." Bai Ziye was speechless for a long time, and after holding it in for a long time, he finally managed to say, "This usage is quite naughty..."

"Then the next sentence..." Gu Ru continued to look behind while speaking.

Article [-]: I haven’t read it, SSFD, what are you writing about?

SSFD means shivering. This time, Bai Ziye checked it on her mobile phone, so there is no need for Gu Ru to explain.

Article [-]: Go and see!Go and see! !I ZQSG recommend you! ! !I tell you, you'll regret it if you don't watch it (loud)

Sincerely recommended, Bai Ziye also translated it by himself.

Immediately afterwards, the translation ushered in another big test. The following sentence is like this, and it seems to have the opposite meaning to the previous one:

Heh, what else do you know besides writing nonsense every day?I lie to myself, how about NBCS?

"This is the meaning of nobodycares, using English letters." Bai Ziye couldn't translate it at all, but Gu Ru, who had experienced many battles, could understand it at a glance.

The content behind the note is all this extremely messy mashup of letters. Relying on Gu Ru's translation, Bai Ziye roughly understood what the children in the class were talking about last class. It seems that Gu Ru's class Xu Baobei, who looks like a very good girl, wrote something about Gu Ru and Bai Ziye for the students in the class, but it was fake, but it was very interesting, which caused the students to argue endlessly .

"Hasn't Baby Xu always been very obedient?" Bai Ziye was a little confused, "She wrote... what did she write?"

"You'll know if you ask." Gu Ru was not curious at all, she was much calmer than Bai Ziye anyway, "After a while, it would be too obvious to ask now, Baby Xu is timid, after a while she Forget about your collection of notes and I'll ask again, otherwise she won't say anything."

"Well, good." Bai Ziye nodded, "Students in your class, just listen to you."

"Then dear teacher Bai~" Gu Ru's false voice suddenly turned into the [-]th bend of the mountain road, "You see that the school gave us all the benefits, the swimming pool and gym for the rookies of the alma mater, are you really not interested? ?”

"I've forgotten how to swim a long time ago, and fitness... forget it, I'm very tired every day." Under Gu Ru's disappointed gaze, Bai Ziye still couldn't bear to veto it, so he added, "But the library It’s still okay, if you want to go, I’ll accompany you, and you can sit all day on weekends.”

"Huh." Gu Ru snorted dissatisfied, who wants to go to the library, the library is so boring, she wants to go to the swimming pool, she really wants to see Bai Ziye in a swimsuit.

"Let's talk about swimming and fitness after the long vacation." As a reassurance, Bai Ziye took the initiative to touch the top of Gu Ru's head and added, "It's not that I won't go, but I can't do it now, and I'm tired of standing up and giving lectures every day. Now, and I'm usually very busy, I really don't want to go to exercise anymore, okay~"

There was nothing wrong with it in the first place, but now with the addition of the word “Well” from senior sister, Gu Ru broke his power in an instant, put his arms around Bai Ziye’s small waist and said, “Okay, okay, what is my girlfriend talking about.”