The vest is still solid today

Nighttime exercise should not last too late. This statement has a basis in reality, and the two who have just realized the beauty of the adult world are a typical negative basis.

Du Xu hung up the phone for the third time, and finally got so annoyed that he simply turned on the mute.

Yu Yu raised her heavy eyelids in a daze, and stared at a bruised and purple mark on Du Xu's collarbone for a long time before completing the daily reflection on "Who am I, where am I, and where do I come from?" He blinked: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I'm urging you to die." Du Xu threw the phone on another bed, and moved in with Yu Yu in his arms. The single bed in the dormitory is very narrow, and two adolescent boys lie on it a bit crowded, "Baby Son, let's sleep a little longer."

Yu Yu looked up at the watch on the wall, yawned and sat up, her bare skin suddenly touched the air, she couldn't help shivering, "I won't sleep anymore, it's almost eleven o'clock...the comic exhibition starts at three o'clock in the afternoon .”

"That's right." When he said this, Du Xu also remembered the little secret in the memo on his mobile phone.

Du Xu stared at Yu Yu's upper body with scattered hickey marks, his eyes straightened, and he opened his mouth, but unfortunately he couldn't remember what he was going to say - obviously the memo couldn't save Se Lingzhi's faint memory.

Yu Yu staggered when she stood up. Du Xu held onto his waist from behind, touched two handfuls of tender tofu, and then asked with pretended concern, "Does it still hurt? Shall I give you a massage?"

"It doesn't hurt." Yu Yu patted his salty pig's hand away, and said angrily, "You should ask yourself when you will die from exhaustion."

Let him come for a massage, who knows if the prostate is pressed by pressing it?

The quilts were piled aside, and Du Xu was not afraid that his brother would catch a cold. He half-lyed on the bed and walked the bird, looking at his boyfriend from head to toe, "My kidneys are good, seven times a night, Mr. Bao is satisfied."

The two of them got up to wash up and take a shower. The bathroom of the dormitory's private bathroom was not big. The agitated organs of adolescence rubbed against each other to generate heat, which almost caused a fire.

After taking a bath and waking up, Du Xu dialed the phone back to his mother disheartenedly, and wanted to go home and report to his parents about his study and life in the past six months. People make an appointment to meet at the venue.

However, within two hours, Yu Yu received a call from Du Xu.

The community where Yu Yu lived had very strict security, and when he received a call from Du Xu, he made a special trip to the gate to pick up his boyfriend who was blocked by the security guards.

"Didn't you just meet at the venue? I was just about to go out." Yu Yu opened the door for him, "It's so far away, you don't feel tired."

"I'm not tired, I urgently need to add my boyfriend to soothe my hurt little heart." Du Xu sat down on the sofa after entering the door, and said angrily: "Now I finally know what is meant by 'picked up son' the cat' off."

"what happened?"

"Just now when I came home, I saw an orange cat. My mother said it was a gift from my father's subordinates two days ago. When I went back, it happened to scratch my father's leather shoes. My father gave it a light spanking and said, 'in the future Can't do this' just let it play by itself - Excuseme?! I made mistakes when I was a kid and he never relents!"

"And what did your dad say?"

"He said that if the fat man is impatient, he can't beat him!" Du Xu gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes, "My dad also followed the example of the French Minister of European Affairs and named the orange cat 'Brexit'—"Brexit" when the door is closed. I want to go out all the time, and it won't go out when I open the door... I'm so glad I'm a resident student, otherwise I would be driven crazy by that thing."

"But that female minister didn't have a cat." Yu Yu collapsed on the sofa with her stomach covered and laughed, showing no sympathy at all. It took a long while to get up and get a box of yogurt for Du Xu, "Sit down for a while, I'll go upstairs Pack your things, it'll be fine soon."

"At this time last year, I was still struggling with how to confess my love to you. Unfortunately, I had a cold and sneezed, so I didn't say it out—this is called 'Last year today, when I had a cold, my face turned red with snot'." Du Xu opened his phone with a straw in his mouth. Penguin, I don't know if it's because of being in the suburbs, the internet speed is extremely poor, and the speed of loading messages is slow to a snail's pace.

He couldn't help lamenting life in the group, complaining about the speed of the Internet, and lamenting the difficulties of this year.

By the way, show affection to reward your brave self.

[Sports Committee Member - Marshal Du]: On the first day of the new year, I spent it in an unstable network.

[Sports Committee - Marshal Du]: Guess where I am?

[Feng Zhuolin]: Went to the temple to offer incense to seek marriage?

[Sports Committee Member - Marshal Du]: Roll on, brother is drinking love yogurt at my baby's house!Do I still need to ask for marriage? !

[Feng Zhuolin]: ...I'm single, I was wrong, I'll get out.

[Squad Leader-Li Nan]: Well, what did you do at your baby's house?

[Sports Committee Member-Marshal Du]: Courtesy is light and affection is heavy, and a corpse hanger is sent thousands of miles away.

[Squad Leader-Li Nan]: What the hell is a corpse hanging? ? ?

[Feng Zhuolin]: A math problem: corpse + hanging =?

[Study committee member - Zhuang He]: ... Is this a literati poet?

[Gao Qibin]: The literati don't know, but the poet is telling the truth.

[English Class Representative-Hao Jia]: What happened?Am I late? !I heard from Feng Feng that Yushen's bedroom was a bit noisy last night, Marshal Du, tell the truth!What did you do to our God? ! @Sports Committee - Du Dashuai

[Squad Leader-Li Nan]: I'm also curious.

[Gao Qibin]: In a word—Yu Yu’s birthday was yesterday, so go and understand it yourself.

Du Xu didn't care how much scolding he would get if he was intriguing, he dropped his phone and crept upstairs, trying to peek outside Yu Yu's room, but just as he was lying on the door, Yu Yu pushed the door open from the inside and almost caught Du Xu face.

"What are you doing?" Yu Yu came out carrying her schoolbag.

"No reason, just want to see if you need help." Du Xu rubbed his nose resentfully, "You still need to bring your schoolbag when you go to the manga exhibition?"

Yu Yu replied briefly: "It's for holding things."

"Then let's go." Du Xu lowered his hair and sent two text messages, and negotiated with the seller to deliver the goods at the comic exhibition venue. Before he could negotiate a time, a hand suddenly stretched out to cover his screen.

"I prepared the C server myself." Yu Yu looked at him expressionlessly, "Don't think I don't know what's in your memo."

Du Xu: "..."

What can he do?

I can only call the seller with regret and cancel the order.

When they arrived, it had just started and there were not too many people. Yu Yu went to change clothes in the dressing room provided by the venue. Fortunately, the central air conditioner was fully heated, and she was not cold in short-sleeved shorts with her thighs exposed.

Du Xu followed in with a deadpan face, turned around his boyfriend, and recognized his cosplay character with sharp eyes, "Magic Kanzaki Kaori, I bought her underwear and body pillows in junior high school .”

Yu Yu raised her eyebrows, "Waiting for a pillow? I can't see that you also have a hobby of dead houses."

"It's gone now, because my cousin likes it, so I gave it away a long time ago." Du Xu said seriously, his eyes dishonestly aimed at Yu Yu's exposed thighs and lower back, and did not tell Yu Yu that there were two bruises on his side. handprint.

Thinking of how those long legs were wrapped around his waist last night, and how the owner of the legs cried and called his name, Du Xu's nose became hot, and he quickly changed the subject while covering his nose.

"Why did you choose Kanzaki?" Du Xu asked suspiciously, "The poisonous island in "School of the Dead" is also about 1.7 meters five?"

And she was wearing a sailor skirt.

"Budao is 1.7 meters four. There are almost no female characters above 1.7 meters five, and Kanzaki is relatively tall." Yu Yu fastened the wide belt and fastened the fake knife made of Chevron board.

The most important thing is that this character's clothes are very everyday, and they are not wearing skirts. Boys are very suitable in all aspects except for the bust.

In the venue of the comic exhibition, there are many makeup girls and shops renting C clothes. Yu Yu randomly found a shop and sat down, explained the requirements and paid by scanning the QR code on WeChat.

"Baby, look at how pretty this pink dress is!" Du Xu carried his bag for him, looked at the Shire cosplay plan for women's clothing that died before he was born in the memo on his mobile phone, and said unwillingly, "I can cosplay." Sebas with you!"

Yu Yu sneered: "You? Your cosplay Soma is more suitable."

"Does it mean that I am darker?" Du Xu compared the skin colors of the two resentfully.

"No." Yu Yu looked at the makeup girl in the mirror with a dark face, helping her to take care of her purple fake hair in the shape of a high ponytail, tidying up her white hairband, resisting the urge to lift the mirror and hit Du Xu on the head , "It means you have no brains."

"Well, in fact, I used to think that Shire and Soma had a sense of CP." Du Xu hurriedly flattered him in order to save his life, "It's all due to Mrs. Beiming's comic about Soma x Shire."

"You'd better cosplay Kishitani Silla." Yu Yu raised her eyelids, "The same bastard idiot."

"I'm not suitable." Du Xu shook his head, plausibly speaking, "Since ancient times, there have been thousands of laughs, and most of them are moist with MAMO—do you think I laugh like a fool?"

"You are not a ghost, you are a sand sculpture." Yu Yu said sincerely, "I still can't understand your obsession with men disguised as women."

Du Xu's expression suddenly became serious, as if he was about to attend an academic lecture, "The big corpse hanging and the cute girl are what every man wants to have, so isn't the big corpse hanging cute girl the most precious thing in the world?"

After speaking, he was deeply intoxicated by his impeccable logic.

Yu Yu applauded expressionlessly: "Little brother is awesome, what a fucking genius."

Du Xu choked on his own saliva: "You...what did you call me just now?"

"Call you crazy." Yu Yu got up and left.

"Don't go! Call another one!" Du Xu grabbed his arm and didn't let go.

The makeup lady who watched the whole process put down her brushes, feeling in her heart that she was finally done and could see off her guests, and she didn't need to be fed dog food by this pair of dead gays.

The tugging between the two attracted the attention of many people. No one noticed that a woman with a child in the crowd looked at them in shock and raised her mobile phone.

Yu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, she rejected a boy who wanted to take a photo, and dragged Du Xu to a place where there were few people, "Can you show some face? Is that why you want to dedicate yourself to science?"

"Why do you want to lose face? I only want you... I have heard the words that you want to throw me off the roof more than ten times." Du Xu said with a smile, and put his arm around Yu Yu's shoulder from behind, "Baby , have you heard that misfortune comes from the mouth? Tsundere attributes are the most desirable, don't you know?"

Yu Yu blurted out: "Are you that long?"

Return the goods out of the mouth?

It is estimated that you have to work hard even one step to the stomach.

Du Xu looked at him blankly.

Yu Yu realized that her thinking was wrong, coughed dryly, and didn't intend to explain.

At the end of the short three-hour comic exhibition, Yu Yu let out a sigh of relief, changed back into her clothes, grabbed Du Xu and ran away before taking off her makeup.

Fortunately, it was dark now, and his face was painted with light makeup. If you didn't take a closer look, you wouldn't be able to see it, otherwise Yu Yu might run back to the roof of the venue and jump off the tenth floor.

Du Xu and Yu Yu took the same bus, but he got off at the station next to the new campus of No. [-] Middle School, but Yu Yu had to sit at the end and change to the subway.

"We won't meet until the day after tomorrow..." Du Xu found a double seat in the back of the car, pulled Yu Yu to sit down, and sighed in front of the message he received on WeChat, "My mother has to take advantage of New Year's Day to travel, so tomorrow morning Let's go, urge me to go home... Tsk, it's winter, why don't you turn on the heater and play games and watch anime indoors? You have to go and find yourself guilty."

Yu Yu was curious: "Where can I go in these two days?"

"There is a hot spring in T city next door. I heard it's not bad." Du Xu had a flash of inspiration, thinking he had a good idea, "Are your parents going? The two of us can go together..."

"I'm busy." Yu Yu said helplessly, "I used to go to grandpa's house for the holidays, but now that grandpa is gone, they are not in a hurry to come back, so they just go home occasionally."

Du Xu wanted to give his cheap mouth a mouthful.

The No. [-] Middle School station arrived soon, Du Xu hesitated in front of the door, returned the same way, and said seriously to Yu Yu: "The old man walked too slowly just now, I didn't get out of the car, and I will sit with you for another stop."

Yu Yu's mouth twitched.

Do you fucking think I'm blind? !

At this moment, the bus braked suddenly, Du Xu couldn't stand still, and sat directly on Yu Yu's lap.

It's true that if people want to fall in love, God will assist them.

The company lasted until the end, Yu Yu was sleeping soundly with her head tilted on Du Xu's shoulder, and Du Xu secretly took a few photos as souvenirs.

A middle-aged aunt sat in the back row of them, and she seemed to have fallen asleep. When they arrived at the station after a while, the aunt stood up and stomped her feet anxiously, "Oh! I passed the station!"

Immediately afterwards, the aunt turned around and gave Du Xu a look, and scolded him loudly like a son: "You child, why are you so busy playing with your mobile phone without reminding me?"

Du Xu laughed: "Auntie, your unreasonable spirit is really like my own mother."

Aunt: "..."

The aunt clutched her blood-clogged heart and ran to the car door and stood there.

Yu Yu was woken up by his aunt. He looked out of the window and asked in surprise, "Why didn't you call me? How many stops have you been sitting on?"

"It's okay, there's still a car, I'll just sit back." Du Xu said with a smile, "I just want to stay with you for a while longer."

I want this car to never reach the terminal.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: I really want to go to the hot springs with my boyfriend, we can play hot springs later...

Yu Yu: Go to sleep too, there is everything in the dream.

[Thank you Zhong Gu and Brother Xun for being the land mines of the macho young lady, thank you for Yang Zhi Manlu plus taro balls, Zhong Gu and Miss Wuliwala for the nutrient solution, what a sweetheart~]