The vest is still solid today

"Damn it..." Du Xu was supported by Wen Chengwu, grinning and covering his buttocks, feeling sad and indignant at the teammates around him who couldn't help laughing: "Laughing ass—I almost broke my tailbone!"

A total of 48 games will be played in less than seven days, so the schedule for the past few days is very full. Every day between the games and training, they are chasing after the World Cup. The axle turns to the semi-finals. Spot dark circles.

The two semi-finals were Huizhong against W City No. 2 Middle School, and No. [-] Middle School against No. [-] Middle School in the host city.In fact, in the last [-] minutes, even if a goal is not scored, he can still win by two points. However, when Du Xu turned around and saw Yu Yu on the sidelines, his brain was short-circuited, and he flew up with the idea of ​​being handsome. He shot hard with his feet, but not only was the goal saved by the goalkeeper, but he also threw himself into a squat.

The world is getting worse, people are not old!

Du Xu pitifully went to his boyfriend for comfort.

Yu Yu turned his head away and didn't dare to look directly at Du Xu, afraid that he would laugh like a fool on the spot, so he shook the bottle of Yunnan Baiyao spray twice, and threw the empty bottle aside, "Yunnan Baiyao is gone, I'll go to the infirmary to borrow some Son."

Du Xu opened his mouth halfway, and looked sadly at the back of his boyfriend who was leaving in a hurry, his outstretched hand froze in mid-air like an Erkang.

Hao Jia comforted Du Xu against her will: "It's okay, Marshal Du, you were so handsome just now and you deserve your name, really!"

Gao Qibin sneered: "Don't comfort him, the surname Yu laughed happily when he made a fool of himself."

"Really? Did Yu Yu smile? Does my boyfriend look particularly good when he smiles?" Du Xu's eyes lit up, he forgot the pain in his buttocks, and turned around at a speed of more than a dozen pages, "Are you envious? Are you jealous? Sorry, mine! Hey, did you take a photo? Remember to send the photo to me, and delete it from your phone after sending it—no backup is allowed!”

Damn it!

Gao Qibin's forehead was throbbing with veins: "Who is going to drag this sand sculpture away? Don't embarrass yourself here!"

Back at the hotel at night, Du Xulai sat on the bed enjoying the treatment of his boyfriend feeding the snacks himself, and then slowly got up to wash up. He stood in front of the mirror facing the bathroom and took off half of his pants, turning his back and admiring himself with difficulty. A large bruise on the buttocks.

"In the finals the day after tomorrow, we are going to compete with those Xinjiang guys with an average height of 1.8 meters. How can they lose? How can they lose? How about holding hands with the high schools in S City?" Du Xu sighed sadly. Tone, "I don't know if it will affect the game..."

It’s fine if the ball goes in, it’s not a waste of time, but the problem is that it didn’t go in——

This is very embarrassing.

Only when Du Xu was ashamed in front of Yu Yu would he briefly recognize his shame and admit that this thing is useful, and then force it to run away from home again the next day, preferring to wander the world rather than return to the face of its master .

"Stop admiring your butt, it's still the same no matter how you look at it." Yu Yu went into the bathroom with a change of clothes, and closed the glass door of the bathroom without locking it.

Du Xu glanced at the half-covered glass door, and Feng Zhuolin's resentful words "he's inviting you" at the beginning of school hit his heart repeatedly.

So... does this count as an invitation?

Du Xu didn't dare to act rashly, he couldn't figure it out for a while, he looked at the time, Coach Cui had almost gone to bed at this point - go to bed early and get up early, standard middle-aged people's routine.

At this perfect time, he chose to call for ideological aid in the varsity group.

[Du Dashuai]: Everyone, I have a very urgent question now! @all members

[Du Dashuai]: My baby is taking a bath, but he hasn't locked the bathroom door—I want to ask if this is a hint?

[Wen Chengwu]: ...I'm leaving. Go to bed early and be safe.

Why, why the fuck are you? !

Do single dogs have no human rights? !

It's fine if Gouzi doesn't have a partner, doesn't he even deserve a peaceful night? !

However, Manager Yang at the top of the school team's food chain and the manager's little sisters didn't understand his inner sadness at all.

[Yang Fan]: Yes!Absolutely!Come on!

[Hao Jia]: Come on, Marshal Du!Duck——

[Dashuai Du]: Thank you, thank you sisters!I went!

Gao Qibin was working as a part-time translator. He glanced at the group of penguins while he was typing, and found that it was another mentally handicapped homosexual showing affection online, so he blocked the group chat decisively.

Du Xu made a plan in his mind that he thought was perfect, and marked one to three steps——

[-]. Reconnaissance of the enemy (peeping).

Second, open the door and say hello (to be aboveboard).

[-]. Pounce on him (just a pure hug, nothing else).

Concise, clear, and to the point, nothing less than "steps to put an elephant in the freezer."

He walked lightly and sneaked to the door. The frosted glass in the bathroom had poor visibility. Du Xu quietly pushed the door open with his fingers, and carried out the first step of his plan under difficult conditions.

It's a pity that the pale yellow curtain was drawn, and only a hazy figure could be seen above it.

When Du Xu lamented that the weather is not good for people and discord, Yu Yu suddenly opened the curtain of the bathtub, stretched his arms to reach the facial cleanser on the sink, and could see everything except the half of the calf stepping on the bathtub.

In the dream, Marshal Du, who had experienced many battles, short-circuited his brain with a "buzz", staggered back two steps, covered his little brother who raised his head quietly, and threw himself on the bed to fill up quail.

Although it's not that I haven't seen his boyfriend naked - but it was in a dream!

The impact of reality is much stronger than the hazy daydream, okay?

Counseling is a very normal human behavior choice!

When Yu Yu dried her hair and came out of the bathroom, Du Xu had already retracted into the quilt and rolled himself into a ball. He put the towel hanging around his neck on the back of the chair, turned off the light and went to bed.

The falling darkness seemed to turn on some kind of signal switch. There was the sound of turning over from the bed next to her, and the sound of deep panting.

He opened his eyes and stared at the moonlight coming through the gap in the curtains for a long time before he said, "Can't sleep?"

Du Xu was suffering from the double torment in his heart and lower abdomen. The unexpected greeting from the other bed almost made him jump up. He coughed and explained: "What about me is that I secrete too much dopamine, I'm too excited Can't sleep...don't worry about me, just go to sleep."

Yu Yu felt that the biology teacher heard this, and Du Xu would not even think about taking physical education for the rest of his high school life.

"It's called dopamine."

"You can call it whatever you want." Du Xu coughed dryly, "But I think Badamine is more fluent in reading. Do you think how many Chinese characters have been changed to make it easier for people to pronounce? Maybe one day these nouns will also be because of me. And what about a name change?"

"I think it's more appropriate for you to change your name first." Yu Yu yawned, turned over and pulled the quilt up to her chin, "Go to sleep, you have to train tomorrow during the intermission."

"Oh." Du Xu responded, piercing the darkness with scorching eyes, staring at Yu Yu's back for a long time, and interpreting a vivid bathroom AVI in his mind. The novelty, perfect angle, and high-quality actors made Du For a moment, Xu felt that he was an excellent romantic action film director who was delayed by his football career.

Then he happily spent a night of insomnia and dreams, woke up the next morning and covered the quilt desperately, refusing to let Yu Yu see his lower body, and only dared to secretly lift the quilt to take a look when someone went into the bathroom.

Fuck... I used to watch so many movies and I could sleep until dawn, but now I had an indescribable dream when I saw his boyfriend naked, and even directed a small movie...

Director Du rested his forehead with one hand, and decided to bury this secret in his heart forever.

"Can't you get up? The coach said breakfast at 07:30, and it's almost seven o'clock now."

Half of his head popped out of the bathroom suddenly, so frightened that Du Xu hurriedly pushed back the quilt. Yu Yu rolled her eyelids with toothpaste in her mouth, and said contemptuously, "What's so embarrassing about the physical reaction at that morning? At that time, didn’t you still walk around the house with a gun every day?”

"What do you mean walking around with a gun? Babe, do you discriminate against people who sleep naked? And I'm wearing underwear!" Du Xu stretched out a leg on the ground looking for slippers, and when he put the shoe on his foot, he suddenly remembered the fan of his underwear. The liquid, retracted very cowardly, and put "sleeping in pajamas honestly" on the agenda, "Hurry up and brush your teeth, I'll be fine soon."

Yu Yu is not such an easy person to dismiss. She glanced at Du Xu's unspeakable parts and said vaguely: "Don't tell me that it is going to rain today, mother is going to get married, and human beings are going to have spring."

What he said was a bit cryptic, Du Xu didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Talking to someone whose brain is no different from an almond, Yu Yu has a deep understanding of this, so he asked straight-forward, "Are you having a nocturnal emission?"

"..."

Du Xu burst into tears.

His family's big baby really hits the nail on the head when looking at and analyzing problems, with precise attacks, and hits the mark—the four words "extremely awesome" are enough to sum it up.

He now very much misses the shy and gentle caring little padded jacket when Sanyuan first met.

"How is it possible? You look into my eyes and tell me, am I that kind of person?!" Du Xu firmly denied, "It's you—hey, I didn't say you, baby, where did you look just now? You Just look at my masculine demeanor in private and wash your eyes, but you must not look at others outside, you know?"

Yu Yu had foam in his mouth, and it was inconvenient to speak, so he rubbed his eyes full of ridicule and contempt, and projected it unreservedly to his boyfriend who was holding the "criminal evidence" and shouting "stop the thief".

The intermission period is mainly to adjust the state, and do some targeted strengthening training appropriately.

Du Xu lingered for a long time, and when he arrived at the restaurant, the other teammates had almost finished eating. Coach Cui glared at him and beckoned him to eat quickly.

"Accident, accident." Du Xu laughed to fool Captain Wen who cared about him, "I didn't hear the national anthem this morning... I didn't hear the alarm clock."

The goalkeeper asked suspiciously: "National anthem alarm clock? Does anyone use the national anthem as an alarm clock these days? Is it too hardcore?"

"Hardcore" classmate Yu was shot with an arrow in the knee. His original alarm was the theme song of the anime, but Mr. Yu said, "I don't understand it at all." Faulty alarm.

Who dares to complain about the enduring national anthem?

Wen Chengwu drank the last sip of milk, and kept paying attention to Du Xu from the corner of his eyes. I don't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that their main trump card had blue cheeks, pale face, faint blackness under his eyes, and even rubbed his hands from time to time. Butt——It is similar to the "Illustrated Book of Excessive Indulgence Human Beings" reposted by Gao Qibin's space.

Captain Wen, who had a heart for the team, rushed to see Yu Yu, and found that their classmate's complexion was as usual, neither too pale nor too ruddy, and there were no excessive dark circles under the eyes, so he couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, it was still an illusion.

The bruising of Du Xu's buttocks had more or less an impact on the second day's finals. At a critical moment, a second of pause could be the fatal cause of failure.

Wen Chengwu wiped off his sweat, just now their center forward's shot was saved by the goalkeeper of W City No. [-] Middle School.

In the last half minute of the finals, the two bright red numbers on the electronic scoreboard were still 1:1——

draw.

The author has something to say: Du Director Xu: I, the best director of love action movies in China in the 21st century!

[Thank you, Miss Mingruoxi, for your mine, mua (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～】

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After EG captain Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)