The vest is still solid today

"Flags flutter on the sports field, athletes are really tall; you are taller than me and you are awesome, I am not as tall as you and cry."

Feng Zhuolin grabbed a number plate printed on A4 paper and rolled it into a paper tube. He raised the thick end to his mouth to act as a microphone, and held a selfie stick in the other hand, holding his precious video camera to himself: "Ladies and gentlemen— —Redy Si, my folks, hello everyone, this is Feng Feng, the anchor of Class 45, and welcome to the Spring Sports Meeting of No. [-] Middle School in S City. It is [-]:[-] a.m. Beijing time, and the entrance ceremony will start soon Now, behind me is Class No. [-] and No. [-], the most powerful class in No. [-] Middle School. They are marching in a neat line..."

A ball of paper suddenly flew over from behind Feng Zhuolin, hitting the back of his head.

"Shut up, come and set up a seat! Your stool is about to disappear into the Pacific Ocean!"

"... move the stool."

Feng Zhuolin insisted on finishing the last three words, and when he looked back, he admired his elder brother for still being able to deliver paper balls to him when he had a stool in his left hand, a table in his right, and a fat schoolbag on his back.

He hastily put down the scroll, and made a "V" to the camera, "Okay, for the follow-up, please pay attention to Xiao Fengfeng, the anchor of Class Nine. The anchor Xiao Feng Feng is going to set up a stool, see you later, love you guys~"

Gao Qibin dragged two stools to the back row and stared at Feng Zhuolin with a toothache, "What? Don't you feel sick?"

"This is the love of life!" Feng Zhuolin corrected, carefully put away the camera, and helped to move a stool, "Speak out of love every day, your life will be more exciting, and you will love this world full of Love and Peace even more."

Tian Jinxin, the literary and art committee member of Class 502 of Senior High School, has an unrealized dream called women's clothing for all members. Although this dream was once hit at the New Year's Eve party, she still uses [-] to fight against the dregs of her dream. Get up and stick well, rise up and fight again.

The day before the sports meeting, she approached the Du Sports Commission specifically to apply for women's uniforms.

"Dream, dream, just think about it." Du Xu refused firmly, "Now, Ms. Tian Sijin, please close the plus-size women's clothing page you are browsing, and then use your beautiful life to run against the scorching sun Come on—women's 100 meters come on."

Tian Jinxin looked at his deskmate begging for help.

Yu Yu raised her eyelids: "It's impossible to dress up as a woman, not even in this lifetime."

Tian Jinxin closed the webpage with regret, and sadly went away with the dream of being broken into slag again. He was comforted by Zheng Miao's shoulders for a long time, and finally decided that Class Nine would still use the costumes for the New Year's Day Gala.

Before queuing up for the sports meeting, the students in class nine were still arguing about the slogan.

"'Class two and nine in high school, the magic power is boundless, I want to cultivate immortality, bliss in the west of heaven'—fuck, such a mentally retarded slogan...shameless, cough, and invincible like Gao Ye, can't you shout it?" Li Nan rubbed his arms all over Goosebumps, looking at the Ninth Class Sports Committee in disbelief, "Du Dashuai, you wrote this? Is this the super awesome slogan you said?"

Zhuang He suggested from the bottom of his heart: "Why don't you come to a second-year 'The Return of the King, who will fight for the top', how domineering!"

Du Xu was aggrieved. Although it was the task of the sports committee to collect slogans, it was really not his fault. "How could it be..."

Yu Yu gritted her teeth, and warned in a dark voice: "If you dare to say it, you will die."

He just said it casually on the penguin, but he didn't expect Du Xu to actually use it.

Hearing the threat from her boyfriend, Du Xu shed a drop of cold sweat, and immediately changed his mind to carry the shocking pot: "Yes, I wrote it..."

"I don't believe it." Gao Qibin expressed doubts, despising his plastic brother to his heart's content, "How can you consider rhyming with your patriotic and homesick language skills? If you are asked to write, it shouldn't be 'Grade [-] Class, I The most awesome, the sword is straight away, who can compete with a freestyle like "Zhengfeng"?"

"As the saying goes, a person should learn to see the essence through the phenomenon, and see the wise heart of Marshal Du through his slogans!" Du Xu held up the banner of protest.

Yu Yu crossed Erlang's legs, put his elbows on his knees, and put his chin in one hand and asked him, "Which expert is the 'slang'? Are you?"

Du's saying: "Too much to praise—baby, I think you're a little lacking in the five elements, how about a neutral reaction with me? You have me in you, and you in me!"

Yu Yu scolded with a smile: "Get lost."

"Let's change to another one..." Hao Jia squatted on the stool pitifully and raised her hand, "I'm afraid Xiaoqiang will come to our class tomorrow for ideological education."

"Farewell, how unique!" Du Xu insisted.

The slogan written by the boyfriend, even if he kneels to rest in the ground, he must shout it to the whole world with a decayed voice.

"I think this slogan is very good, very unique!" Li Wei took the lead to encourage them, and put down the thermos to show his sincerity and slapped twice, "Students, come on! Higher, faster and farther is our goal. Competition first, friendship second, ah no, friendship first, competition second is our belief, and going forward bravely is our true nature!"

"Teacher, your slip of the tongue is really very spiritual - I agree with it [-] times." Du Xu straightened his hat and prepared to go on stage.

Sports competition, the emphasis is on "competition", friendship is the task of friendship, who the hell talks to you about friendship on the field?

When the team of Class [-] of Senior High School stepped onto the track, there was a moment of silence in the audience——

Du Xu, Yu Yu, Gao Qibin, the famous "Four Middle Schools and Three No Matters", the three most unofficial bosses this year, actually walked in front of the ninth class, and the faces of the latter two were still a little dark.

The senior one students are busy admiring the three handsome guys, while the experienced senior two students are communicating wildly with their eyes: forget about Du Xu, didn’t Gao Qibin and Yu Yu not come to the sports meeting last year?

What happened this year?

Transsexual?

This is probably not the second unsolved mystery of the Fourth Middle School Forum after last semester's "Three No matter why they suddenly reconciled".

The female student holding the class card trembled slightly, took a deep breath as she walked past the rostrum, closed her eyes and yelled in a life-giving voice: "Senior Class [-]——"

All of Class Nine: "Senior Class Nine, the mana is boundless, I want to cultivate immortality, bliss to the west—"

As soon as the slogan came out, all the students in class nine had the urge to contract the roof. Yu Yu regretted not having a regular one, but Gao Qibin just made a symbolic mouth with a dark face—he felt that his vocal cords was temporarily sealed.

Only Du Xu, who was young and young, who was away from home and the boss, yelled the loudest, and even raised his head and chest proudly, as if what he was shouting was not slogans for the mentally retarded, but something full of the spirit of communism and shining with the brilliance of communism. "The Communist Manifesto".

At that moment, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and thousands of people disappeared.

The leaders of the Municipal Education Bureau were shocked. The principal of No. [-] Middle School shook his hand and spilled most of the tea in the cup. Wu Xiaoqiang covered his face in pain. Li Wei held the thermos cup in relief.

Swept coldly by Uncle Gao and Yu Xueshen, all the laughter was suppressed.

The lively fight between these two last semester was still very interesting, but it is not so good when they are fighting against each other - I always feel that whoever laughs will be covered in a sack after school and have a men's doubles. Du Xu is in a good mood to help, maybe he can join A three-strike team.

Gathering the fists of the three big bosses can summon tickets for a three-day tour of the hospital's senior VIP ward at zero cost, whoever tries will be an idiot.

It wasn't until Class Nine had walked over in one piece that the air on the playground became cheerful again.

Regular sports events are held in the morning, and fun events are moved to the afternoon.

男子100米、四成100米接力和1000米之后是3000米跑，再之后是1000米障碍赛，跑道中间的操场同时还在举行跳高、跳远和铅球。

Du Xu pinched the number plate printed on A4 paper in disgust, "Can Xiaoqiang be more serious? I'm afraid that this thing will fall halfway, and I don't have time to pick it up."

"Stop complaining." Yu Yu took out the paper in his hand and fastened it with a pin, "Come on, sports committee."

"Decree! Wait for my brother to fight for the first place in our class!" Du Xu looked around at the investigation situation, trying to take the opportunity to steal a kiss from the corner of Yu Yu's mouth, but Xiong Wan appeared from that corner and almost put him He was so frightened that he fell off the stool, and his handsome and troubled forehead hit the back of Yu Yu's chair.

The men's 3000-meter runners were ready. When the starting gun fired, Du Xu rushed out without a buffer. After one and a half laps, there was no tendency to slow down, which made other runners start to speed up. The rhythm of the entire arena was disrupted. Two runners ran too fast and had a sidekick in the last lap. They almost hugged the ground face down and passionately kissed the plastic playground of No. [-] Middle School.

"Compared to our Marshal Du, the other contestants are simply a group of docile and well-behaved sheep." Feng Zhuolin put down the camera and said with emotion, "And the eldest brother is just..."

Yu Yu answered abruptly: "Goats flying over the eaves and walking on the walls and trees."

Gao Qibin applauded: "The origin of 'Goat Epilepsy'."

"Then 'Niubi' can be renamed 'Yangbi'?" Zhuang He took two cans of Coke from the front row and handed them back, "Bosses, do you want to drink Bingkuole?"

Gao Qibin thanked him and took away a can. Yu Yu waved his hand and refused the unhealthy carbonated drink. After thinking for a while, he said, "That's true...in fact, sheep are bovine animals."

Zhuang He choked on a sip of Coke, patted his chest for a while, and gave Yu Yu a thumbs up, "You are still the god of learning, I am convinced!"

Du Xu stopped suddenly five meters before the finish line, and Li Nan stood up anxiously after the cheers from Class 2 students, "Damn it, why did he stop? Why didn't he run away? No. [-] is just a few minutes away from him." It's less than half a circle away!"

Yu Yu took a sip of milk with a straw in her mouth, stood up and looked at it, then sat back down, "It's okay, keep shouting."

Li Nan was stunned: "What are you calling?"

Yu Yu unhurriedly threw the empty milk carton into the garbage bag, "Come on...forget it, it doesn't matter if you shout or not."

Anyway, it must be his boyfriend who won.

Before the cheers from Class Nine began to resound through the sky again, their great sports committee member shouted first.

"Brothers come on - run faster! No.2 is talking about you! There are 100 meters left and if you don't speed up, what are you waiting for? Are you going to wait until the flowers are gone?"

Zhuang He was shocked: "What does he want to do? If you want to cheer for your opponent, you have to wait for him to cross the key line before cheering? What about the competition as we said? Friendship comes second?"

Hao Jia shook his head, pretending to be deep and said: "Marshal Du has given up his integrity, cut the kite string in his hand, and let it fly freely."

Li Nan covered his heart, with pain written all over his face: "What did you do wrong with integrity?"

Gao Qibin sneered: "The only thing wrong with integrity is growing on Lao Du."

Feng Zhuolin borrowed a loudspeaker from nowhere, turned it up to the highest volume and yelled at Du Xu, "Come on big brother! Big brother is awesome! Big brother, let me tell you that you are at the same table - if you don't run away, you will never want to do your homework with him." Have a nice spring evening!"

The whole place burst into laughter.

Du Xu was in a hurry: "Damn it, how can this work?!"

Marshal Du clasped his fists in the direction of Class [-], and rushed to the five students who were behind halfway across the playground, shouting: "Brothers, you heard me - if I lose, I will be thrown into limbo by my deskmate! I can't wait for you!" , Brother, go first!"

One of the brothers has really good lung capacity, and he can even find time to say a word when he sprints with all his strength: "My surname is Du, you are a god!"

Feng Zhuolin heaved a sigh of relief, the horn in his hand was suddenly taken away by his slender and fair hand, and the power was turned off with a "click" with his pretty fingers, Feng Zhuolin's heart trembled, feeling that his life //life//of//light It was closed.

"Very good at speaking." Yu Yu held the big light gray horn with a half-smile, looked him up and down, "Do you want to continue?"

Feng Zhuolin shivered, staring at the horn in Yu Yu's hand, always preventing him from smashing it on his head. When the big plastic horn was about to leave Yu Yu's palm for the third time and fly freely, he resolutely threw the blame to save his life: "I beg God Yu to spare my dog's life! In fact, my elder brother told me that when he needed encouragement, he told him that if he didn't do anything with him at the same table, he would never spend a good night with him... Ah bah, let's work together and study hard every day."

"I'll ask him later, what if he says no?"

"Yu Shen, don't you know about my elder brother? A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, open his mouth and talk nonsense one by one." Feng Zhuolin blinked his big Kazilan eyes, with an innocent expression on his face, "Your Majesty, you You can’t mistakenly behead loyal ministers because of the demon queen’s slander!”

Yu Yu turned her head and looked at Du Xu, who was waving at him while waving at the red line at the finish line as if she was a Huntian Ling. The corner of her mouth curled up in a gentle arc: "I believe in the Demon Queen."

Considering Du's mother's "little eyeliner of love" not far away, Yu Yu's volume was not high enough, just enough for the members of the "coming out discussion group" nearby to hear.

The partners of justice silently covered their 24K titanium alloy single dog eyes.

Fuck... didn't see it.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: In order to spend a good night with my boyfriend and make this night unforgettable, I decided to come back with the first one!

Li Nan: Hey!goblin!It is you who have lost His Majesty's eyes!

Du Xu (poor): Your Majesty, who do you trust?

Yu Yu (touching her boyfriend's dog's head): Believe in goblins.

Member of the "Coming Out Discussion Group" (covering eyes): Dead gay.

[Thank you Miss Ming Ruoxi for mine and Miss Jiang Gao for your nutrient solution, I love you~(＾U＾)ノ~]