The vest is still solid today

The two big bold characters above are the headshots of someone who thinks they are handsome. If you take them out and ask around, it is estimated that nine out of ten people will identify that this is a straight man's photo, and one person will lament that it is all about appearance. Worth holding up a photo.

The mute who walked with him on the seaside a few days ago is definitely a flower in the mirror, a moon in the water, an illusion of nothingness - Du Xu calls him these days as if there is no money for the phone bill, and he can save a basket every day Nonsense, it seems that what you eat is not converted into nutrition, and it all goes into the nonsense machine.

Normally, when Du Xu called him, Yu Yu would probably refuse to answer, and then reply a text message or directly chat with Penguin, but today he suddenly wanted to hear that person's voice.

"Baby, you now... I rely on the little bastard not to touch my figurine! Don't you know that the figurine is a man's dream lover?! Let go of my Mei and Hatsune! Katerina can't move either—— There is that 98K keychain which is a limited edition and cannot be dropped! What you have in your hand is my second wife! Manchester United’s signature football is a priceless treasure! If you lose it and sell you, you won’t be able to pay for it!”

Du Xu's side was very lively, with the sound of mahjong and punches, and the sound of men yelling and fighting for wine. Halfway through his speech, he yelled at some young man, turned his head and explained to Yu Yu: "relatives are here, Xiong There are too many children, it’s really terrible... Where did I just say, ah yes, what are you doing now, baby, play LOL together when you have time? Even if you are a novice who can’t use QWE well, I can take you on Gold! I'm really going crazy with the little brats and need a loving hug from my boyfriend!"

Yu Yu looked at the thick layer of snow under her feet, hesitated before saying, "I'm at home...reading comics, the router is broken, and the laptop can't connect to the Internet."

Du Xu smiled meanly, and wanted to ask him if he was going to read the Eighteen Ban Tanmei comics again, but suddenly felt something was wrong——Yu Yu's side was too quiet, and he could faintly hear the wind.

And Yu Yu would wait patiently for him to hang up the phone for a long time, which itself was very strange.

"Where are you?"

Du Xu popped out such a sentence out of the blue, and Yu Yu was taken aback when he heard that, before he could reply, Du Xu said again: "I know where you are, you find a warmer place to stay, I'll go find you now!"

"Need not……"

beep - beep - beep -

Du Xu hung up the phone.

Yu Yu reacted belatedly, his phone's GPS was not turned off, he moved his finger to the small lit icon, and between turning off the positioning and leaving immediately or staying here and waiting for Du Xu, he chose the latter by accident. .

Just as Du Mu brought out the last dish of sweet and sour carp, she slapped off the bear's paws trying to catch the fish, and turned her head to see her son grabbing his mobile phone and wallet and running out in a hurry, and hurriedly called him: "You brat, why are you going? It's time to eat!"

"Come back right away! Save some braised pork for me!" Du Xu kept on walking, and said in his heart, wait until I abduct a daughter-in-law for you.

"Have you brought the key? If you don't have it, I won't open the door for you. Go and drink the northwest wind—"

Mother Du's roar was locked in the door.

After waiting for half a day, the bus didn't come, so Du Xu gave up waiting and ran away, but within 2 minutes, the bus he was waiting for just whizzed past him, almost turning him into a puffer fish.

He rushed to the location where he was positioned. It is reasonable for an apple that has been bitten off to become popular all over the world. The software positioning error basically does not exceed ten meters. In a place where he can shelter from the snow, he sat on a bench, lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone, his fingertips were red from the cold.

Du Xu ran over in three steps at a time and hurriedly held his hand, blurting out a series of questions: "Why don't you wear gloves? Are you afraid of freezing? What's wrong with the corners of your eyes? Isn't it already healed?"

"It was scratched by a crazy woman." Yu Yu glanced at her frozen red hands, "I was in a hurry to go out, so I didn't put on hand cream."

"It's cold, why are you sitting here? What happened? You were forced to run away from home by the brat to protest mom's hegemony and pro-enemy policy?" It is full of the devilish laughter of elementary school students, as well as the "second bedroom" and "dream lover" who are coming to the end of their life under the favor of their mother.

"...Neither of them." Yu Yu shook her head helplessly, "My grandfather suffered a sudden myocardial infarction from the mad woman's anger and was admitted to the hospital... Fortunately, he was rescued and he is fine for the time being."

"Crazy woman? Your cousin?" Du Xu was taken aback, carefully observing Yu Yu's expression, "Your grandfather is not doing well?"

"Yeah. He was found to have a myocardial infarction in October last year, but he doesn't like physical examinations. The old man is also strong, so my parents let him go. They don't want to do CT if they don't like it. Occasionally, when he coughs badly, he buys some licorice. The tablet contains... It's only been less than four months, damn it's less than four months, and it's at the advanced stage of lung cancer."

If the diagnosis was made four months ago and the operation was arranged early, maybe he could live for another ten years, but now it is hard to say whether he can live for ten months.

"Then your cousin..." Du Xu felt that it was not the right time to ask this question as soon as he started.

Sure enough, Yu Yu sneered: "Her? She wished she could ascend to heaven sooner."

Du Xu sighed, and gave himself a big mouth in his heart. He took off the scarf and put it on Yu Yu, "Go back first, it's too cold outside, and your grandpa will be worried if you get sick from the cold."

Half of Yu Yu's face was buried in the thick woolen scarf, just as the bus came, Du Xu pulled him into the bus and swiped his card twice.

Worse than the last train on No. 43 in Z City. Only the two of them and the driver are panting in the whole car. The driver is eager to go home and drives the car very fast. Normally, the journey takes 15 minutes, but today it took less than 10 minutes. .

They got off at the station in front of No. [-] Middle School, and within a few steps, Yu Yu suddenly received a call from her mother.

"Yu Yu, are you home yet?"

"No, I just got out of the car."

"It's been half an hour, why haven't you arrived yet?" Mother Yu frowned, "Your cousin will go back tomorrow, so don't quarrel with her and stay in your room."

"I'll go to the hospital tomorrow."

"Your grandfather is in the ICU, and you can only sit outside when you come."

"Then I'll go home—to our own home."

"Our house hasn't been cleaned for half a year, and now the part-time workers are on vacation, where do you want me to find someone to clean up your house?" Mother Yu worriedly told her son, "Go back early, be obedient, and don't run around."

"...Got it." Yu Yu hung up the phone.

Snowy roads are difficult to walk, especially the section where the street lights are broken. Du Xu slipped and fell, and Yu Yu reached out to pull him, but was also brought down.

"Hiss—it really hurts!" Du Xu pulled Yu Yu up and patted the snow on his body, "Don't let me know who poured water here! I've ruined his whole family!"

"I know, it's the breakfast shop next door." Yu Yu teased, "Come on, hero."

Du Xu: "...can you save some face for my brother?"

The difficulties and obstacles along the way are comparable to the Red Army's Long March. Du Xu dragged Yu Yu more carefully than Tang Lei, and finally succeeded in reaching "Jinggang Mountain" to join forces with the heating team.

Du Xu sat on the sofa at Yu Yu's house, took the hot milk he handed over to warm his hands, and casually flipped through a pack of cigarettes on the coffee table, "ESSE...what brand is this? I haven't seen it before."

"Aixi, Korean."

"You know cigarettes too?" Du Xu was very surprised.

"My grandfather's, he likes to smoke, and usually advises him to smoke less, but now..." Yu Yu shook her head, unable to continue.

He picked out a cigarette, and Du Xu lit it before he could stop him. The orange-red sparks slowly eroded the thin white cigarette from the end, and the rolling paper and tobacco burned into scattered ashes under the high temperature, Yu Yu ruthlessly He took a big puff, the first time he smoked a cigarette, he couldn't get it right, he choked himself to tears, he coughed and laughed, his voice was still a little hoarse: "Fuck 'smoking is bad for your health', print such things on cigarette packs , is a waste of ink."

"Yes, it's quite wasteful, baby, put down the cigarette first." Du Xu patted him on the back in fear, snatched away the cigarette he held between his fingers and pressed it out in the ashtray, "Then you Live alone these two days?"

Yu Yu got up and went to the kitchen, cleaned up the half-processed ingredients and put them in the refrigerator, went back to the living room and picked up the scarf thrown on the sofa, "The crazy woman will be back tomorrow."

"Isn't your relationship bad?" Du Xu had an idea, "How about you coming to my house? I sleep well."

"Farewell, it's too much trouble." Yu Yu said inwardly, you look like a fart when you sleep, like a koala that hasn't fully evolved.

"What's the trouble? I come here to do my homework when I have nothing to do. My mother feels sorry for the improvement in the final exam. She always urges me to invite you to my house for dinner."

Du Xu's cell phone rang non-stop, Du's mother's wechat message followed one after another, and various dishes were posed for pictures, and at the end he even gave him a countdown.

[Mom]: There are still 15 minutes before dinner at [-] o'clock. Please ask some students to know something. 【Smile.jpg】

Du Xu: "..."

From that jpg-style smile, he saw full ferocity.

"Your mother urged you to go home?" Yu Yu glanced at her, "Go back quickly."

"What about you?" Du Xu reluctantly wanted to leave, "It's Chinese New Year, and it's time for you to come home with me to meet your parents."

"Didn't you see it—I'm not going, today is thirty, don't make your mother wait too long." Yu Yu wrapped the scarf around his neck and tied it carefully, went back to the room and locked the door, locked herself in the in the room.

Du Xu sighed at the door panel.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens spare, just used this trick to send off the brat in the afternoon - and he failed, now it's his turn.

"Don't fall asleep, I'll be back in a while!" Du Xu patted the door, but there was no reaction in the room, "Then you can lend me your house key? I promise to send it back when I use it, absolutely not I will match it myself for a night attack!"

Yu Yu laughed angrily: "My grandfather is not out of danger yet, do you think it's appropriate to discuss night raids with me now?"

Du Xu changed his words politely: "Oh, let's discuss this after grandpa is discharged from the hospital."

This man... the ability to give the bridge of the nose to the face has really been cultivated to the point of perfection.Yu Yu was helpless: "You must have dinner at home, so get out of here, don't bother me here."

Du Xuquan regarded him as acquiescing, grabbed the key on the shoe cabinet and went out.

Yu Yu hung up his coat to put on the heater and let it dry without turning on the lights. He fell on the bed and stared at the dark ceiling in a daze. When he was about to fall asleep, he heard the sound of the door opening outside, which scared him soberly. .

His parents are both staying in a hotel near the hospital. At this time, it's impossible for Yu Jin to come back, right?

Yu Yu gritted her teeth and got up, and unlocked the door of her room. Now that his father is not here, even if he broke Yu Jin's arm, no one would stop him.

He opened the door with a dark face, and bumped into a handsome smiling face.

"you……"

"Show my face in front of my relatives, walk around to pay New Year's greetings, collect red envelopes, and drink a glass of orange juice with my dad symbolically, and I will be free!"

"What are you doing here?"

"You said it yourself, you like me and I bother you." Du Xu stuffed a box of hot dumplings into his hands, "So I'm doing what my boyfriend likes, don't tell me to fuck off."

Yu Yu was holding an oversized insulated lunch box and was speechless.

"By the way, do you eat leeks?"

"Four pests of vegetables - leeks, coriander, celery and green peppers, kill them and don't eat them."

"Coincidentally, I don't eat it either." Du Xu was relieved, "I deliberately didn't ask my mother to pack leek and egg stuffing. What's in the lunch box are shrimp minced tofu and horned melon eggs. Today, I will accompany you to eat vegetarian food."

Yu Yu went to the kitchen to find a plate to put the dumplings in, put them on the coffee table together with the vinegar and soy sauce in the small dish, and handed Du Xu a pair of chopsticks, "I can't die alone, you don't have to do this."

"Then just think I'm doing something I like - the brat is too noisy." Du Xu threw away his backpack carelessly, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV and tuned to the Spring Festival Gala, watched for a while and commented , "This thing is getting more and more boring every year."

"Then look at it."

Du Xu retorted: "Atmosphere, this is the atmosphere of Chinese New Year!"

Yu Yu watched with him for a while, "I can't keep up with the jokes of this sketch."

Du Xu comforted: "It's okay, I can't keep up either...Eat it while it's hot, I made this, try it quickly." He put a dumpling in Yu Yu's bowl.

"It looks like your masterpiece, crooked." Yu Yu poked a crooked dumpling, and through the white and tender skin, you could see the red shrimp inside, "You ran out on New Year's Eve, your mother didn't say What?"

"So I brought my homework - I told her that there is no one in your house for Chinese New Year, so I came to ask you to do homework." Du Xu turned his head and pointed at the schoolbag with his chin, "My mother just scolded you because of homework this afternoon. I was very touched when I heard that her son had suddenly opened up the two channels of Ren and Du, and that he had to study hard during the New Year. She packed a big bucket of dumplings for us, enough for breakfast tomorrow."

Yu Yu unzipped the zipper and saw that this guy had brought all the homework, "Then don't leave if you can't finish writing."

Du Xu smiled and said, "I can't ask for it."

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Baby, if I can't finish my homework, you can put handcuffs on me and shut me up in a dark room, I don't mind!

Yu Yu: ...I like to draw BDSM, but I'm not interested in experiencing it myself.

Du Xu: Then what are you interested in? How about women's clothing?

Yu Yu: I'm interested in wearing it if you wear it.

Du Xu: Good!what do you want to see

Yu Yu: Forget it, your women's clothing before the New Year's Eve party has already scared me.

【Thank you, Miss Fusheng, for your land mines, okay~】