The vest is still solid today

"You're alive."

Yu Yu let go of Du Xu's collar and took a step back. After waiting for a while, the man was still stunned, as if sleepwalking, he waved his hand in front of Du Xu's eyes, "I'm back to my senses."

Du Xu blinked, and suddenly stepped forward to hold Yu Yu's shoulder.

Their teeth collided, their tongues tasted a bit of fishy-sweet rust, and then there was a burning pain on their lips.

Yu Yu's lower back was pinched by the wooden railing, which was uncomfortable. He reached out to push Du Xu to get him up, but Du Xu reluctantly let him go, and even licked the wound on his lip when they parted.

Du Xu: "Well, you..."

Yu Yu: "I..."

They opened their mouths at the same time and shut their mouths at the same time, panting and staring at each other for a while.

Yu Yu carefully touched the wound on her lips, gasping for breath in pain, "Let's change the question first—have you memorized the core values ​​of socialism?"

"Why didn't you memorize it? Last semester, the leader asked me to memorize it during the inspection!" Du Xu's mind was muddled, and he just opened his mouth to memorize it, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism//Ye Cheng... "

"Wait a minute—" Yu Yu interrupted him, "What did you just say?"

Du Xu coughed dryly: "Slip of the tongue, it's dedication, dedication."

This slip of the tongue is really awesome.

Yu Yu rolled her eyes, and gave up thinking about the unsolvable problem of "knocking open Du Xu's head, what would you see inside?"—I'm afraid even the zombie who opened his head would be disappointed.

"Are you cold?" Du Xu asked.

"not cold."

"Shouldn't you say it's cold at this time?" Du Xu gave up, "Then let's go for a walk before going back?"

"Row."

This walk lasted nearly three hours. They walked hand in hand along the road by the sea. When they were tired, they looked at the map and found that they had almost reached Beijing Normal University. The two were still hesitating whether they should go back Go, Cui Yang and Wen Chengwu called at the same time.

"Before 10:30! Come back before 10:30, do you hear me?!" Coach Cui yelled, "Little bastard, you have to learn to stay out at night before you are an adult, right?!"

In contrast, Wen Chengwu was much calmer: "You pay attention to safety, ahem, in all aspects."

Du Xu hung up the phone, and looked behind him unresponsively: "We seemed to pass by a station just now... What time is the last bus on No. 43?"

Yu Yu glanced at the phone, dragged Du Xu and ran away: "After ten o'clock, the next bus must be the last bus."

They ran to the station at a [-]-meter sprint speed, just in time for the last train, Du Xu pulled Yu Yu to sit in the last row, holding his hand all the way, usually his tongue was soaked in oil, once he confessed Success turned out to be dumb.

Yu Yu looked down at their intertwined fingers, raised her eyes and bumped into Du Xu who was peeking at him, the two looked away at the same time, Yu Yu looked over his shoulder to see rows of green belts flashing by outside the window , suddenly realized something was wrong, he remembered seeing bougainvilleas planted on the side of the road when he came, "Let me go first, where are we?"

"I don't know, don't you pass the stop?" Du Xu stood up quickly, the passengers on the bus had almost left, and there were only them and two old ladies left in the whole car, he ran to the front and asked the driver , "Uncle, which stop did you just pass?"

"Shang Chong." The driver said, "The next stop is Renmin West Road!"

Where is Renmin West Road?Du Xu searched Baidu Maps with a dazed expression of the quadratic function, and Yu Yu followed, with a grim expression, "We've been on eight stops."

They got off at Renmin West Road, and Du Xu checked the bus route, his voice became smaller and smaller, "Actually, there is also bus 56..."

Yu Yu turned off the map expressionlessly: "However, the last bus on Route 56 was an hour ago."

"Today is the new year, right?" Du Xu stood at the intersection and looked around, trying to change the subject, "Why are there no firecrackers? The sheds are set up in S City several days in advance every year."

"Don't look for it, here basically the government sets off fireworks at a unified time, and it starts tomorrow." Yu Yu said, "The new year in the north is the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, and the 24th in the south is one day later-tomorrow will be counted."

"Why unify? There is no New Year's atmosphere!" Du Xu was very dissatisfied with the urban planning of City Z.

"Green and environmentally friendly, it's good." Yu Yu said, "What I hate the most is setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year, which is very noisy."

"It's called New Year's flavor, it's called romance! Baby, do you understand what atmosphere is?" Du Xu sighed, "It's a pity that we are leaving tomorrow afternoon, can't they set off a cannon one day earlier to send off the national champion? "

"What kind of cannon?" Yu Yu was amused, "A salute for the birth of the king?"

Du Xu shivered: "Forget it, I don't want to break my hand yet."

There are various map navigation software these days, and it is almost impossible to get lost in places with Internet access. Du Xu has a psychological shadow on taxis, and took Yu Yu's hand and walked several kilometers back to the hotel on foot. During this period, he received more than a dozen calls. , The mobile phone rang every five or six minutes on average—Coach Cui thought the two of them had been tied up by traffickers, and was so scared that he almost called the police.

Cui Yang stood in front of the hotel, looking like a door god, the kind with smoke coming out of his head.

"You two fought?" Cui Yang frowned and looked at the wounds at the corners of their mouths.

"No, how is it possible." Du Xu apologized with a bow and bow, and promised to come back before 10:30 next time, dragged Yu Yu back to the room, took a shower and changed clothes to prepare for bed.

"Baby, let's play a game before going to bed." Du Xu wiped his wet hair, his eyes were glued to Yu Yu's face, reluctant to move away, "You repeat the last two words of my sentence."

What the hell kind of game is this?Yu Yu nodded helplessly, "Go ahead."

"I'm very happy today."

"happy."

"I think the moon is also very beautiful today."

"nice."

"Remember to say good night to the one you like."

"Good night……"

Before Yu Yu finished speaking, she laughed first, stretched out her arms to grab Du Xu's pillow and patted him on the face, "Go to sleep, wake up early tomorrow."

Du Xu smiled and picked up the pillow and threw it on the quilt, then ran to the opposite bed as if remembering something, pressed Yu Yu's shoulder and touched his lips lightly, "The goodnight kiss from your boyfriend has arrived, please check it. "

...God damn goodnight kiss.

The next morning, the newly-baked couple each had a pair of dark circles under their eyes, looked at each other, and agreed that it must have been an "insomnia kiss" last night.

Compared with the time when they went back, they only had a lot more luggage - the caring snacks prepared by the parents were finished, and various souvenirs were replaced. Security checks, scurrying around the shops at the airport.Wen Chengwu didn't come back with them, but stayed in City Z to participate in the training camp, preparing to compete in the Asian arena in a few days.

"Last time my grandpa's baby cup was confiscated by Xiaoqiang. He kept nagging me for a month... I hope he can help me say something nice in front of my mother for the sake of the inkstone, and don't let her keep staring at my homework." " Du Xu bought Fang Duan inkstone for his family's Taishanghuang, and asked the salesperson to wrap several layers of foam paper, preferably into a ball. He touched his wallet distressedly, and prepared to be a refugee before receiving the red envelope.

"You woke up at 05:30 today. What did you do all morning?" Yu Yu picked out a few packs of tangerine peel and southern milk peanuts, and some seafood gift boxes and Cantonese-style pastries, and put them into the shopping basket, waiting for the checkout .

Du Xu said confidently, "Pack up your luggage!"

Yu Yu: "The plane will stop in City H for more than an hour, and it will take six hours to reach City S..."

"Don't even think about it!" Du Xu resolutely refused, "Doing homework on a vehicle is bad for your eyes!"

Yu Yu glanced at him, with bright contempt hanging on the corners of his eyes and brows, and in Du Xu's eyes, he felt that he was alive.

He glanced around and found that no one was paying attention, so he quickly leaned over and stole a kiss on the corner of Yu Yu's mouth.

During the few hours on the plane, Du Xu adhered to the principle of "protecting eyes", ignored his schoolbag with a lot of blank homework, and leaned his head on Yu Yu's shoulder to read comics with him, but he didn't notice until he got off the plane. Look into a word.

The reserved bus took them back to school. Yang Fan’s parents drove to pick up their daughter. The boys called their parents to report their itinerary. The words were full of hints, and what they got was generally free-range treatment. I can only envy them. Looking at the exhaust of Yang Fan's car, he felt that life was not easy, and he dragged his luggage to wait for the subway and bus.

"My hometown! I'm back!" Du Xu took a deep breath of the cold air in the Northeast, and said contentedly, "I miss the winter with snow, and the smell of firecrackers//drugs...there is a firecracker stand over there. have a look!"

"Actually, it's already spring. The beginning of spring just passed a few days ago." Yu Yu dragged his suitcase and followed him through the snow, "Why are you buying firecrackers?"

Du Xu said with a smile: "People beat gongs, drums and set off firecrackers for weddings. BMWs and Mercedes-Benz are driving all over the city. Our students have no gongs, drums, or famous cars. Let's set off firecrackers at the head office—hey, it's here! Auntie, come here Hang the earth red!"

The business of the firecracker stand was good. Most of the parents brought their children on winter vacation to buy fireworks. They took advantage of the close of the stall to bargain. The stall owner had just packed two boxes of flowers for the little boy, and turned to Du Xu, "Would you like to buy fireworks?" How loud is it?"

"How many do you have at most?"

The female stall owner pointed to a large roll of red hardcover earth red at the bottom, "Five thousand rings, double-layered."

"Then give me two..."

"Hang up!" Yu Yu interrupted him.

"One is too little! Two—"

"Look at what time is it?" Yu Yu covered Du Xu's mouth in time, "One hang is enough, if you do two hangs, aren't you afraid that people will accuse you of disturbing the people?"

The stall owner looked around blankly, not knowing who to listen to, "How much do you want?"

"How lonely is one hanging? Good things come in pairs! A string on one side of the gate!" Du Xu broke free from Yu Yu's hand, and while hiding, he took out two red notes from his wallet and stuffed them to the stall owner. "Two hangs! Two hangs!"

The female stall owner: "...you two have such a good relationship."

It was rare to meet a customer who didn't bargain. She was afraid that Du Xu would regret it. She took the two sheets of Grandpa Mao and stuffed them into her pocket. She quickly took out two rolls of hardcover earth red from under the board, and packed them in a big black plastic bag. , handed it over with the change, and also sent two flowers, "Come, take it!"

"I'll go, it's quite heavy." Du Xu took it and weighed it, stacked it on the handle of the trolley case, and pulled the new Ascot trolley case out of the simple temperament of a handcart specially used for migrant workers returning home.

They opened two strings of firecrackers and spread them downstairs in Yu Yu's house. Du Xu lit a cigarette and used the cigarette butt to light the fuse.

"Go back to the corridor and stand there, cover your ears." Du Xu told Yu Yu, "In this way, even if someone wants to scold and disturb the people, they won't be able to find them."

"You are so skilled." Yu Yu looked at him speechlessly, "When I was in elementary school, I came to my grandpa's house to celebrate the New Year. One year, I heard that the brat next door ordered 'crackling' in the corridor, which scared the neighbors. The dogs are afraid to go out."

As the name suggests, the "crackling" cannon looks like a thin dark green rope. After being lit, it is thrown on the ground and scurry around. One cannon can sound for nearly half a minute. It is especially effective in places like corridors that are prone to echoes. .

There are forty or fifty sticks in a handful of "crackling", and the effect of igniting them at the same time can be imagined.

Du Xu ran back covering his ears, and bravely admitted his crime, "You're talking about me—who else has the courage to do this except me?"

Yu Yu heheed twice: "Firing cannons is fun for a while, go home to the crematorium."

Du Xu agreed very much.

Now recalling the meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots ten years ago, his buttocks still ache.

"It's been a long time since I saw you smoking." Yu Yu glanced at the flower bed on the side of the road. Du Xu was waiting for him after the mid-term exam last semester, with cigarette butts piled up on the ground at his feet.

There was a crackling sound of earth red, mixed with the fierce swearing from the aunt upstairs, Du Xu struggled to hear what Yu Yu said clearly. The smoke mixed with the exhaled white air scattered in the air, and he held back the craving for cigarettes, and didn't take a puff. "Don't you say 'a cigarette after dinner, and you will go to heaven as soon as possible'? I don't want to die early."

"I want to live with you until I am a hundred years old. Even if you bother me and don't want to see me in the future, I will rely on you not to leave."

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Let's continue playing the game before going to bed!The weather is so beautiful today!

Yu Yu: ...that's great. (childish.)

Du Xu: I am the most handsome in the fourth class!

Yu Yu: The most handsome. (Can this person show some face?)

Du Xu: I want to be with you!

Yu Yu: Together. (What's next? Homework?)

Du Xu: This is called - love!

Yu Yu: ...Goodbye.

[Thank you Lao Kao and my little brother for the landmines, thank you Miss Ming Ruoxi for the landmines and nutrient solution, okay! 】

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+++ Copywriting +++

After EG captain Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)

+If you are an anal gun, you will eat chicken, if you don't abuse it, you won't tear it down+

+The full text is super sweet and five stars, there will be an update at [-]:[-] pm+

※Highlight warning: A love essay in the skin of an e-sports game, if you are more serious, you will lose※

As a standard rookie, Xianyu begs here to refrain from researching evidence, it is enough to see how sweet and sweet they are. XD