The vest is still solid today

This "big guy who can't afford to mess with" is named Gao Qibin, a student with problems that another teacher can't control in No. [-] Middle School, the third mudslide in Class No. [-] and No. [-] of Senior High School, enjoying the VIP treatment of one person and two tables in the last row, smoking Rumors of drinking and fighting in the street continued, but he himself was as slippery as a loach, and even director Wu Xiaoqiang couldn't catch him in the slightest.If it weren't for his excellent grades and never falling out of the top [-] in his grade, he would have been persuaded to leave long ago.

Feng Zhuolin felt that he needed some quick-acting heart-relief pills.

A Pippi Shrimp Du Xu who is ashamed of his skin and who cares about it as much as he doesn't care about it.

A dumb Yu Yu who has good grades and discipline, and the teacher has no reason to control her.

In addition, the teachers wanted to control but couldn't catch the little pigtail, so they could only watch him carefree and carefree Gao Qibin... Well, the four middle schools and the three don't care about everything, this might not be the most lively high school session in history. Class [-].

What crime did he do to be assigned to this class?

Gao Qibin added as if it wasn't enough: "However, Feng Zhuolin, you said that Yu Yu is a badass, that's not good, no matter how weak a man is, he still needs face."

Feng Zhuolin was baffled, when did he say that Yu Yu was a badass?

He was about to refute when he heard someone knock on the door twice.

Feng Zhuolin looked up and almost cried in fright.

First it was his elder brother, and now it's his turn again—it must have been written in today's almanac that it is not appropriate to push loudly behind a classmate surnamed Yu, otherwise he will be caught [-]%.

That bastard Gao Qibin must have said that after seeing those two people come back.

Now he really wants to give Uncle Gao a middle finger.

White your grandma's leg!

If I lend him a hundred more guts, he won't dare to shout!

Feng Zhuolin was timid and short of breath. Under Yu Yu's cold gaze, he huddled in his seat and pretended to be a quail, not daring to speak, while Gao Qibin in the back row laughed like a wild donkey running wild.

Du Xu took a step behind, didn't hear what Gao Qibin said at the end, and looked at Yu Yu questioningly, Yu Yu returned to his seat with a blank expression, and didn't try to answer him at all.

Seeing that the master had returned, the gossiping crowd scattered like birds and beasts. They returned to their seats and quietly observed the two people in the corner of the first row under the cover of books. The class was eerily quiet for a while.Feng Zhuolin's deskmate patted him and motioned him to look at the first row, "Your elder brother...is he really a straight man?"

Feng Zhuolin looked up and saw that Du Xu was busy writing and drawing on the small slips of paper as soon as he sat down. After writing a piece of paper, he folded it up and put it on the corner of Yu Yu's desk. After a while, he made a small pile, and Yu Yu As if I didn't see it, what should I do.

The volume of the earphones is not very loud. Even if the ears are blocked, you can clearly hear the chattering voices of the students around you. The ink on the paper was slightly reflective, and was absorbed by the white paper after a while.

Yu Yu stared at it for a few seconds, picked up a pen and crossed out the half-written word, and the blacked-out piece was particularly eye-catching on the neatly written page.

Wu Xiaoqiang, who was wandering around and patrolling, glanced outside the door. He wanted to praise this rare class that didn't have a group of demons dancing wildly during get out of class time, but Du Xu's seat was chosen too well, and he himself was too conspicuous. Unfortunately, he became Xiaoqiang again. The object of the director's attack.

Wu Xiaoqiang picked up a small piece of paper, glanced at it, and immediately showed a disgusted expression: "What are the kids doing now? Ah? What, 'Am I the person you love the most? Why don't you say anything? '? With pictures?!"

Yu Yu really wanted to find a crack in the ground to slip in, or simply evaporate on the spot.

What a shame!If I had known earlier, he would have put the pile of waste paper in the desk.

Wu Xiaoqiang picked another one casually, this time it was even more extreme, and he was too embarrassed to read it.

Director Wu's face turned blue, and he grabbed the stack of papers and shook them in front of Du Xu's eyes: "It's quite poetic, isn't it? Let me tell you, if you were a man and a woman sitting at the same table, I would have changed seats, no, changed classes for you a long time ago." ! The blackboard newspaper for your class at the end of this month, Du Xu, you are the only one to draw! No substitutions are allowed! There is no result for substitutions!"

Not everyone has the courage to laugh in front of Director Xiaoqiang. The students in Class Nine wanted to laugh but dared not laugh, and each of them was about to suffer from internal injuries.

Du Xu opened his mouth halfway, completely unaware of how the cauldron fell from the sky onto his head.

Wu Xiaoqiang walked out angrily holding a handful of small notes, but he didn't notice that one slipped out between his fingers, and was picked up by Li Nan in the first row.Li Nan stared at the calligraphy and painting on it, feeling that he had been struck by a thunderbolt, and the outside was scorched and the inside was tender.

Curiosity killed the cat, the ancients did not deceive me.

The classmate at the table behind him looked curiously, and lost his color in fright.

In this way, under the damn curiosity of a group of teenagers and girls, this sinful note spread throughout the classroom.

"Yes, I'm sure, I'm pretty sure he's a straight man... But are all straight men now like this?" Feng Zhuolin looked back, rubbed the note into the deepest part of the table, and firmly rejected a certain After being baptized with this kind of spiritual food, he covered his face and muttered: "Then am I about to be expelled from being a straight man?"

The No. [-] Middle School will hold blackboard newspaper evaluations at the end of each month, and the theme will change every month.Probably stimulated by Du Xu's deep love for Yu Yu's classmates, Wu Xiaoqiang directly set the theme of the first blackboard competition in the new semester as "my deskmate".

The blackboard newspaper will start to be drawn next Monday. After the second year of high school, the homework load will increase sharply. While Du Xu is messing with the homework at a high speed, he has to devote half of his brain to thinking about how to reform the blackboard newspaper so as to perfectly reflect the socialist brotherhood between him and his deskmate.

In contrast, Yu Yu didn't have so many worries.

The next episode of Gouxue's romantic comedy series has arrived. Yu Yu zooms out the video window and opens Photoshop, and pulls over the digital tablet next to her to start sketching.

The boy's neat short hair and tough body lines fell one by one on the newly built white canvas, and after a while, a handsome boy standing under the cherry blossom tree waiting for his lover was outlined.

Yu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and planned to go to the balcony to have a cup of tea before returning to continue. He moved the mouse to save the line draft and save it in the penguin album—one album in his space is used to publish photography works, and the other is used to store paintings. , although there are only two, but the content can be quite a lot.

But the only thing these albums have in common is that they block all the people they know in the third dimension—no one knew that Yu Yu, who rarely communicates with people in life, would have such a wonderful little world online.

Thinking that a few hours later, there will be another painting with thousands of likes on the Weibo of "Northern Darkness Youyu", and his mood is even better than that of being the first in the grade.

The bright blue cursor moved to the "Yes" option, and was about to press it, when the woman's roar sounded inappropriately in the living room, hitting the eardrums directly through the door, Yu Yu shook her hand, and clicked "No".

"..."

For hand cancer patients, the biggest disadvantage of the new computer is that it runs too fast, and there is no time for recovery.

Yu Yu stared at the landscape-patterned desktop wallpaper, suddenly wanting to curse.

The female voice outside the door paused for a while, and then rang again: "I kindly offered you another house, why do you have to live in this crappy place? The decoration is poor and the environment is poor, and the people around you are old women with bad mouths..."

In the living room, a young woman's face was livid with anger, and her two bright red lips opened and closed quickly.The old man sitting on the sofa closed his eyes and drank tea on his own, completely treating her as air.

Yu Yu leaned against the door with her arms folded, and after hearing a few words, she understood what kind of madness his dear cousin was going into again.He bent his fingers and knocked on the door frame, and the woman turned her head suddenly, looking at him like a monster.

"Yu Jin, don't go too far. If you think it's not decent to live here, you can move out. I'd love to hear it."

Yu Jin felt that it was useless for her to compete with him. She looked down on this cousin who did nothing but play computer games in his room. No matter how good his grades were, he would be a waste wherever he went.

"You think it's decent to live here, okay." Yu Jin sneered, pointing to the dark and yellowish wallpaper and said, "If you want to stay here for the rest of your life, don't leave. When this house is sold to someone else, we bought a new house. Just hang around like a rambunctious dog and drink the northwest wind."

"The ghosts know who you want to buy the new house you talk about." Yu Yu was expressionless, thinking she was farting.

"you this--"

The old man coughed and put the cup he was holding back on the coffee table.

The sound of the empty cup colliding with the coffee table was not loud, but it made Yu Jin shut up.Yu Yu looked on coldly, his cousin's face was like an overturned palette, red, white, blue and black came out in turn, mixing a distorted expression, making that rather pretty face look a bit hideous.She bit her lower lip tightly, and didn't notice that the bright lip gloss stained her teeth.

"I don't care - anyway, we have to move out at the end of this year! If you don't leave, I will find someone to carry it away for you!"

Yu Jin put down her harsh words, slammed the door and walked away.

The door closed with a bang, and some white debris was shaken off the edge of the cracked wall of the roof.

Yu Yu walked over to pick up the empty cup, paused when her eyes touched the photo frame on the coffee table, then filled another cup of hot water for the old man as if she hadn't seen anything.He watched the orange-red wolfberry ups and downs in the steaming water, and it took him a long time to say to the old man, "The less you talk, the more energetic this crazy woman will be. You are the head of the family, so you don't have to be like this all the time." Accommodate her."

"Xiao Jin was brought up by me and your grandma after all. As she gets older, she not only doesn't like to move around, but also tends to soften her heart." The old man took the cup and took a sip of water. "We have given her a lot over the years. I owe you and your parents a lot... Your grandfather didn't help much when you were hospitalized. This house is a bit old, at least it is a school district room, and it can be worth □□[-], just take it as a little kindness from grandpa .”

Yu Yu said flatly: "You sell it, and it would be better to donate the money to the Charity Federation. My parents won't object."

The old man sighed and did not continue the topic, but asked about the relationship between Yu Yu and his classmates.

"That's it. I've been divided into classes anyway, and my classmates from last semester didn't share my class." Yu Yu looked indifferent. In fact, he didn't even recognize all the classmates in the first year of high school. His face and name couldn't match up. Number.He sat down and picked an orange and began to peel it, "Besides, I'm graduating in two years, and I won't see you in the future, so I don't need to make a good relationship with anyone."

The old man still wanted to say something, Yu Yu quickly stuffed the peeled orange into his mouth, and went back to the room like a fish swimming.The old man looked helpless with an orange in his mouth, this little bastard, the bigger he got, the more he refused to be controlled.

Out-of-season oranges also have a beautiful color, and there is no difference in appearance from winter oranges.Only when you bite down, the mouthful of sour juice will remind people that this fruit is not suitable for summer.

Yu Yu swallowed the sour orange in her mouth, and clicked on the blinking penguin.

[The world's number one handsome man]: Madam, have you finished your homework?I have something to ask!

Du Xu thought he had chosen the right subject, but his subject fell into deep thought about his question of "how to draw a blackboard poster with the theme of 'my deskmate'".

Yu Yu frowned and looked at the question of the handsome guy compared to the netizen, feeling a sense of foreboding in her heart—this guy must also be a sophomore in high school, right?

He casually replied with a plan, and escaped offline under the pretext of "making up homework".

And Du Xu, who got the answer of "I can draw a sketch portrait of your deskmate", watched with satisfaction as the profile picture of "Bei Ming You Yu" in the list was grayed out, probably because he really went to make up homework as Yu Yu said. .

I am afraid that his new deskmate is the only one in China who has not finished all his homework on Sunday night; and he is a scumbag who has solved all his homework before halfway through this weekend—don't care who wrote the homework , I am afraid that this is the only one with no exception.

Du Xu stared at the head of the whale for a while, and suddenly felt a little hungry. He got up and walked around the kitchen, ready to find something to pad his stomach. When he returned to the room with a bowl of fresh shrimp and fish noodles, he bumped into Grandparents going up and out.

These two retired veteran cadres have been addicted to chess and cards all year round. Recently, they met a poker friend named Yu. A large army of students in cram schools of various subjects.

He and the two old men met on a narrow road, and they didn't even have the time and space to hide the instant noodles.

Grandma Du exploded when she saw what he was holding in his hand: "How many times have I told you? Instant noodles..."

"No--yes-nutrition--" Du Xu dragged his voice, "but grandma, look, am I still alive and well? I eat well and sleep well, and I feel like I am playing football. It is the new generation of Beckham, the future Ronaldo of Chinese football."

Grandma Du glared at him, and wanted to reprimand him a few more words. Grandpa Du, who was watching the play cheerfully, received his grandson's eyes asking for help, and hurriedly pulled Grandma Du to chat about the game of chess yesterday.

Sure enough, when it came to chess and cards, Grandma Du immediately forgot about the insignificant instant noodles.

Du Xu quietly compared his heart to his grandfather, and slipped back to the room with his rations.

In Du Xu's imagination, Mrs. "Bei Ming You Yu", who was trying to make up for homework, was also cooking a bowl of noodles in the kitchen, but he was more high-end - he cooked noodles and laid an egg.

The old man of the Yu family went out to attend the offline meeting of poker friends, and the house where there was only one person left was extremely quiet, and even the sound of breathing could be heard clearly.Yu Yu sat on the sofa and turned on the TV. He took two bites of poached eggs, and his eyes were unconsciously attracted by the photos under the glass.

That photo was taken when the whole family attended his graduation ceremony when he graduated from elementary school.

The 12-year-old is wearing a blue and white sailor suit, with a red scarf tied neatly around his neckline, holding his graduation certificate and outstanding student award and smiling so hard that he can't see his teeth.His parents were all dressed in formal clothes, supporting his shoulders from left to right. Even his grandparents found out the two best sets of clothes at the bottom of the press box. The bright colors made them several years younger.

At that time, Yu Jin, who had just graduated from university and was busy looking for a job, only wore a cheap professional suit and stood quietly on the edge.She didn't look at the camera, but turned her head slightly to look at Yu Yu, who was surrounded in the middle, with a soft and gentle smile on her mouth, but it was indescribably weird.

Now that I think about it, I should be envious and jealous that he has parents who are willing to give up work for his unimportant elementary school graduation ceremony.

The author has something to say: Feng Zhuolin (crying bitterly): Please give me another chance!Don't fire me!

Du Xu (touching the little brother's dog's head lovingly): When will you be able to calmly tell your deskmate "Am I the person you love the most, why don't you talk", when will you return to being a straight man.