The vest is still solid today

The New Year's Eve party started on time, and the leaders of No. [-] Middle School, from the director to the principal, were very time conscious, so they never set a time for their impromptu speeches.

The bald headmaster has been speaking for 5 minutes, without a speech script, and he has to play it freely. Du Xu bet that he must have taught Chinese before.

"There is no absolute in everything." Zhuang He said, "Look at our master Li Sanzang, a math teacher, can brainwash you into a trance within 10 minutes?"

Du Xu tried to stuff two rolls of toilet paper into his ears to stop the principal's loud urging, but unfortunately the equipment in the new campus is so good that the quality of the sound and microphone is almost as good as that of a professional opera house.Du Xu pulled out the two small paper balls, looked at his deskmate with a bitter face, trying to offset the pollution of hearing by purifying his vision: "Is there any way to make him shut up?"

Yu Yu: "Did you see the paper cup in the principal's hand?"

Du Xu looked in the direction of his finger. The principal just picked up the cup and took a sip of water, then continued his speech, reminiscing about the history of No. [-] High School and looking forward to a bright future.

"I see, and then what?"

"Pour him a glass of boiling water, and he'll finish his speech in no time."

"..."

Feng Zhuolin, who eavesdropped with his ears up, was silent. His rationality judged that this was a joke, but he still couldn't accept it emotionally.

He secretly asked Gao Qibin: "Brother Gao, do you think God Yu has swapped souls with people?"

Gao Qibin: "?"

Feng Zhuolin: "What about the high-cold male god who promised not to speak more than ten sentences a day? How can he learn to joke now? I think he always chats with his elder brother in class now."

Gao Qibin educated him earnestly: "You can't measure the present with the eyes of the past. Look at last month, he even asked for sick leave to go to watch someone's game."

Feng Zhuolin was at a loss: "What does it have to do with watching the game?"

To be honest, this question has always been an unsolved mystery of the "One Wake Up, The World Changed" discussion group.

Gao Qibin despaired of his dullness: "Think about it, besides Du Xu, who else in the school team can make him give up his sleep time and go to watch a ball game where he even needs Baidu for the basic rules?"

Feng Zhuolin suddenly realized that these high-altitude flowers were not so difficult to conquer - a good man is afraid of entanglement, there is an advantage in love called shamelessness, and Du Xu is the leader in this regard.

His eldest brother may have a bright future.

He glanced at Yu Yu, who was patiently listening to Du Xu's nagging, with a complicated expression. He deeply felt that Mr. Lu Xun's famous words are really enduring. Putting this truth to the test—there's nothing like a boyfriend you shamelessly woo.

The minds of the students of No. [-] Middle School are very free, singing, dancing, drama and sketches are all on the stage, women's big men are no longer new, and there are even dancers in floral cloth skirts with strong local flavor, and they are all short of dancing Yangko.

One of the freshest programs so far is a class of high school girls in female costumes dancing together to the Pure Land of Bliss.Tian Jinxin looked enviously at the Vajra Barbies who were wearing princess dresses and bowed to the audience hand in hand, "Look at Class [-], all members are dressed in women's clothing! Who said before that other classes might dance to the Pure Land of Bliss? You are a prophet! We’ll just have to hold on a little longer.”

"What are you insisting on? Didn't you see the lovelessness on their faces?" Feng Zhuolin said sadly: "Ms. Tian, ​​don't you feel the compatriots on stage yearning for Mengpo soup?"

Zhuang He paid a silent tribute to the male compatriots who lost their dignity: "I think they would rather dance in the square with Little Apple and the most dazzling national style."

Li Nan also looked like he was about to attend the funeral: "Do you see how desperate they are? They are shining brightly on the stage at the moment, but tomorrow, no, tonight, they will face the pressure of public opinion in the entire forum! Your conscience will not Does it hurt?"

The monitor of class [-] is easy to lose the chain, the deputy monitor can hold the stage at the critical moment, the host has already announced that the next program will be a sketch of class [-], Zheng Miao picked Li Nan up while covering Li Nan's mouth, and forced the monitor to impress the crowd : "It's almost time for us, go backstage and wait."

There is not much space behind the background wall of the stage, but it is more than enough for more than thirty people to stand.Tian Jinxin seized the time to emphasize the position to everyone, and Hao Jia and Zheng Miao distributed the twenty microphones borrowed from the school to the students who took on the singing task.

Li Nan put on the ear-mounted microphone, knocked on the plastic case and said with emotion: "Our school is really rich."

Zheng Miao reminded him: "Use it carefully, you will have to return it later."

"The lyrics are all right, right?" Tian Jinxin emphasized over and over like a mother, but no one found her annoying.

They rehearsed for more than half a month, and they were nervous for a few minutes standing in the backstage waiting. The moment they actually stepped on the stage, they were only excited and excited. The first half of the performance was perfect, and Du Xu continued to change positions Yu Yu's Kungfu put his arms around Yu Yu's waist and led him around half a circle, causing the girls in the front row to scream softly.

Yu Yu glared at him.

Du Xu's whole person is the perfect interpretation of the five words "give the bridge of the nose to the face". Seeing that Yu Yu didn't show much rejection, when the two of them walked to the front of the line, they suddenly grabbed his hand and raised it high. Yu reacted quickly, let go of his hand after making a circle with him, and retreated from both sides to let the students in the second row catch up.

They changed the rehearsed movements without authorization and scared the students behind into a cold sweat. Fortunately, the two ancestors did a good job in the aftermath, and the connection with the originally arranged moves was smooth.

Du Xu retreated to the back row and squeezed his fingers quietly.I don't know if it was his illusion, just now he took the opportunity of shaking hands to insert his five fingers into Yu Yu's and interlocked his fingers, and the man seemed to shake back.

Singing with his mouth did not prevent him from slipping away. Du Xu tried to find Yu Yu's figure through the constantly changing formation, but unfortunately there were more than ten people between them, and he could barely see a blurred figure under the dazzling light. shadow.

The music reached its final climax, and their performance could be successfully concluded in less than 1 minute.A girl breathed a sigh of relief, but accidentally stepped on her loose shoelace when she was walking, and she was about to fall to the ground.

Yu Yu glanced at Du Xu, and the two of them met for only a second or two. They were still wearing microphones, so it was inconvenient to talk, but Du Xu naturally understood what Yu Yu meant.

He stepped to the front of the line to grab, took off his hat and threw it high, snapping his fingers.Several students around were inspired and stood in the front row one after another while throwing their hats up.

A row of teenagers and girls in front blocked the audience's sight, and the students next to him supported the girl in time.The hasty remedial measures seemed to have been arranged long ago in the eyes of the audience who didn't know why, and they received a lot of applause as soon as the end of the last line of the lyrics fell.

After the curtain fell, Hao Jia wiped off her sweat, took off the microphone, and took the hat that her classmates helped pick up, "I'm going... I never thought that one day I would make such a shameful gesture." She also threw the hat As a member of the squad, it's cool to make such a handsome move, and after calming down, I just want to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"What's there to be ashamed of? How handsome." Zhuang He was still a little unsatisfied, "To be honest, I still kind of want to do it again. Marshal Du's rescue is awesome."

Yu Yu glanced at the wooden floor under her feet, and felt that the stage was not that annoying.

Du Xu was at the end of the line, with his hat dangling on his fingers. Yu Yu turned to look for him, and saw the young man standing in the dark blinking at him, raised a finger, and said in a low voice: " Shh, don't make a sound, I'll give you a surprise later."

Yu Yu immediately realized that this man was going to be a monster again.

surprise?Scaring is more likely.

The troops of Class Nine were heading towards their own seats from the path on both sides of the seats. Halfway there, they heard the host say, "The following is also the program of Class [-] and Class [-] of Senior High School. Du Xu from Class [-] will bring a male solo for everyone." Only then did he realize that Du Xu did not step down with them.

"Damn! Who the hell reported this scourge?!"

Tian Jinxin raised his hand tremblingly: "I..."

The whole class turned their heads to stare at her, silently condemning her with their eyes.

Tian Jinxin shrank behind Zheng Miao with a pale complexion, and was about to cry: "I don't know... He said he would hand over the program schedule to the Academic Affairs Office for me, so I just..."

Zheng Miao hugged her shoulder and comforted her: "It's okay, this is the New Year's Eve party, Du Xu probably won't..."

"Teachers, students, hello, everyone. I am Du Xu from Class [-]. Next, I will bring you a song "Princess" by Rain God Xiao Jingteng. Please applaud and encourage!" Du Xu whistled Attracting screams from countless female students, he waved to the students in Class [-] and [-] who hadn't returned to their seats: "Friends over there, let me see your hands!"

Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School who got stuck in the middle of the aisle suddenly became the focus of attention of the whole school.

Zheng Miao shut up, she wants to take back her foreword.

Where the hell did this ghost come from?

She was still too naive to understand the dangers of these gays.

"Don't be afraid, Sanshui, maybe he will sing the chemical version of "Princess"?" Li Nan comforted her and comforted himself, even though he didn't believe that Du Xu would love academics so much.

"'Liquid magnesium, no matter how dangerous it is, someone will always experiment with black eye sockets'?" Gao Qibin spoke very straightforwardly, without turning corners: "I'm afraid he will put the position of the four forms of magnesium in liquid astatine, copper and niobium. If you remember wrongly, it will be embarrassing, don’t say that you are a science student in the future.”

Yu Yu answered quietly: "Maybe I will be hammered to death - I saw the chemistry teacher, sitting in the second row."

So true.

Li Nan applauded wildly.

Without waiting for the chemistry teacher, they can humanely destroy this embarrassing thing for the science class.

While talking, they had already returned to their seats. At this time, the prelude to the music had passed, and Du Xu attracted the attention of the audience as soon as he opened his mouth. The situation that the students in Class [-] imagined "being on pins and needles in front of the audience's eyes" did not happen.

"I thought it was the friendly army, don't speak up." Hao Jia patted his chest, "I didn't expect it to be the friendly army, you can just sing - what kind of football can you play with this strength? Entering the music scene is enough."

Feng Zhuolin sighed: "Let me tell you, my elder brother is a mic master, you must never go to sing K with him, otherwise it will be hard to say whether you can get the mic."

Even if it is a Maiba, at least he is a high-quality Maiba.

Du Xu's British-style clothes didn't match the repertoire he had chosen, but he had a face—even if a handsome guy wore a sack and sang Chopin in the cold rain, someone would give him applause and flowers.

"You are so beautiful, no matter how silent I am, I want to block the world with a pile of stones, my princess, I want to occupy your--beauty--"

Du Xu almost perfectly restored Xiao Jingteng's high notes, the music teacher in the front row looked at him as if looking at a shining golden treasure.

What a promising kid, give up sports and come to music!

Guarantee that you will be able to make your C debut and become an idol in half a year!

The girls in the audience applauded wildly and screamed, and Director Wu in the front row trembled slightly.

Du Xu cleared his throat. The high-pitched howl just now made his voice a little hoarse. During the ending, he raised his hand and pressed it down to signal everyone to be quiet.

"This song, I give it to my dear deskmate." Du Xu looked in the direction of Class [-]. There were many people in the auditorium, but he found at a glance that there was no goal he was looking for in Wu Ma's head.

But he insisted on finishing his closing speech.

"Happy birthday."

The author has something to say: Gao Qibin: He is really talented, why doesn't he sing "Happy birthday to you"?

Hao Jia: Of course it is because King Du focuses on "love"!

Feng Zhuolin: Next, I would like to invite Princess Yu to speak.

Yu Yu: ... Can you pretend that I don't exist?

[Thank you Miss Ming Ruoxi for the nutrient solution, love you so much~]