The vest is still solid today

In the end, Class Nine's program was decided to be a regular chorus. Tian Jinxin chose a british rock song with a softer style, interspersed with some simple dance moves. On paper, it might get a bottom vote.

But their clothing is not so well-behaved.

Yu Yu originally refused this kind of activity, and Tian Jinxin was also prepared to be rejected, but Du Xu put his arm around the shoulders of his tablemate, signed his name and Yu Yu's name on the list with a swipe of a pen, Even though Yu Yu pinched his arm black and blue, he didn't let go.

"At the same table, you should know that we won't have the chance to attend the party in the third year of high school next year. This absence will leave a very, very regrettable mark on your high school career!" Du Xu grinned and rubbed his arms, Yu Yu The angle of attack is very tricky, picking the most painful place to pinch.

"Anyway, I regretted it once last year, and this time is not bad." Yu Yu closed the book indifferently, and the nib of the pen hung on the list of snatched things for a while, trying to figure out whether she hadn't crossed out her name.

Tian Jinxin heaved a sigh of relief, and the biggest uncertain factor was settled.

After getting along for a long time, they found that the god of learning who always had a jpg-style indifferent face was not so cold, and occasionally he would answer politely and joke when someone talked to him, but for some reason, he was not used to talking to people There are further contacts.

She looked at Du Xu, who was teasing Yu Yu, and thought, maybe only Marshal Du is a special case.

The clothes they ordered were delivered at noon on Christmas Day, and they enjoyed the special treatment of taking the elevator in the eyes of the whole teaching building full of five cartons. The students who carried the boxes even felt that the burden on their shoulders was not about to become High school career is a nightmare of black history, but the future of the sacred motherland.

Although Tian Jinxin and Hao Jia wanted to see Class Nine collectively wear sweet pink princess dresses on the stage, but considering the boys' face, they didn't go too far. Instead, they chose the British-style tuxedo skirt modified from horseback riding clothes Paired with berets and black leather boots of the same color, the students once suspected that they would have to carry a horse pole to the stage and sing "Horse man, you are mighty and majestic".

The biggest problem apparently wasn't the dress itself, but the "class uniform".

I don't know from which corner the young ladies found the online store, but even Du Xu and Gao Qibin, who are tall and tall in the class, can get skirts of suitable length.

Gao Qibin carried his clothes, his face darkened: "Didn't you say before that we don't need to wear women's clothes if we are over 1.8 meters tall?"

Hao Jia looked at his face, and said cautiously: "Well, we discussed it later, it's better to dress uniformly, a class needs to be neat and tidy."

"I, no, wear it!" Gao Qibin resisted stubbornly, trying to defend his last dignity as a man. He pointed to the skirt that was placed on his table, "I'll count to three, take it for me! Don't let it appear In front of me!"

Du Xu slapped his hands twice: "Don't we big boys in the fourth middle school not want to lose face? Who is so talented, I will give you a backhand to be careful!"

He put one hand on Yu Yu's shoulder and spoke on behalf of his tablemate: "Of course, I will also give it to my tablemate's care, so don't be afraid that I will renege on my debt."

Perhaps after getting to know each other more than half a semester, Li Nan lost the most primitive awe of these three big guys, and forgot the fear of being once dominated by campus legends.He had the courage to admit it and took the initiative to stand up: "Brother Gao, you see, we are a group, we must be united, don't you think so?"

As a united group, we must also lose our faces together, and no one can run away.

Class Nine is a good class in China, that's how it works.

"Fuck you!" Gao Qibin breathed a sigh of relief, and hooked his fingers at Li Nan, "You, come here, take off your clothes and put your ID card, student ID card and household registration book on your stomach and let me take two photos."

Li Nan covered her chest with a look of horror: "Brother Gao, Lord Gao, I'm straight!"

"Aren't I straight?!" Gao Qibin threw the skirt in his hand angrily, "If after New Year's Day I see someone uploading pictures of old women and girls on the Internet, I will send your nude//photos to S City All high school forums and post bars!"

Feng Zhuolin applauded: "Brother Gao, why are you so proficient in the underworld naked loans? Which way are you in?"

Gao Qibin sneered: "I said I am the top leader of the Hongmen, do you believe me?"

Du Xu slapped the table and laughed wildly: "So the head of the Hongmen really decided to debut in women's clothing? Master Gao Warrior! Come on, everyone applaud and encourage!"

Are you still laughing?

When the hell are you still laughing? !

Li Nan hugged his chest aggrievedly and shrank back, seeing Gao Qibin's approaching ferocious face, he couldn't even cry.

Your uncle is indeed your uncle.

Who gave him the courage to stand up just now?

Liang Jingru?

Yu Yu was so worried that his head hurt, he slapped Du Xu on the head: "Don't laugh, you have to wear it too."

"What am I afraid of?" Du Xu didn't care, "A real man has to face the setbacks in life, and there are so many compatriots who accompany me to face them."

"Fuck you." Gao Qibin took the time to give him a middle finger, "You are simply stinky and shameless."

Hao Jia looked at the chaotic classroom tremblingly: "Brother Gao, calm down, if you try to be aggressive with the monitor, he will pee his pants!"

Hearing this, Gao Qibin stopped psychologically oppressing their poor monitor, grabbed a classmate from the seat next to him, and asked viciously, "Am I fierce?!"

Tian Jinxin, who was seriously studying how to improve the stage positioning, almost cried when he saw his face.

Gao Qibin: "..."

Zheng Miao patted Gao Qibin's hand away, put his arm around Tian Jinxin's shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, if you walk too much at night, you will always run into ghosts."

Gao Qibin's expression now is really fierce, the kind that can cure children from crying at night.

Yu Yu had enough headaches, he looked at his own size, and then at Du Xu's, wondering why this kind of clothes came in XXXL size.

Is it normal for women to sit in such a large size?

Du Xu's hands were quick, not only unpacking his costume, but also unpacking it for Yu Yu.Holding his coat, he gestured to Yu Yu, "I think this suit will look good on my tablemate."

"I don't think it's a compliment." Yu Yu said coldly, snatched the clothes from Du Xu's hands, and stuffed them into a packing bag in a ball.

Except for a few girls who expressed their love for this handsome dress, the male members of the class all looked mournful.

The nude shoot//Photographing didn’t happen. Gao Qibin scared people enough, so he accepted it, dragged a stool nearby and sat down, “So? We’re going to wear this at the New Year’s Eve party to embarrass others?”

Tian Jinxin patted his chest, feeling that Gao Qibin's expression just now could definitely be selected as one of the top ten scary moments of the year.

She said to her classmates: "I borrowed the classroom from the music teacher in the morning. Let's try on the clothes in a while. If it doesn't fit, we should change it as soon as possible. If the effect is good, we will directly rehearse in the music classroom."

In all fairness, Class Nine's cultural and art committee members still have a good vision. This performance costume is a short brown vest on the upper body, a white shirt on the inside, a bow tie tied with a black scarf on the neckline, and a tuxedo skirt on the lower body, which is short in the front and long in the back. Knee black boots and white leggings are full of temperament.

In fact, if placed in Europe in the [-]th and [-]th centuries, this skirt would definitely not make men so entangled.

But this is China in the 21st century.

There were few girls in the science class, and they changed their clothes in a short while, and stood in a row outside the door, waiting for the men's women's clothing show.

Finally, when the ladies' legs were sore and even wanted to break in, the door of the music classroom was pushed open a crack, indicating that they could open the door for a visit.

As for why the girls were allowed to go in instead of them coming out, according to the recollection of a male classmate later, they really didn't have the guts to go out of the classroom and expose themselves to the public.

"How is it?" Tian Jinxin greeted him expectantly. After seeing the whole picture clearly, he was speechless for a long time, and finally he could only squeeze out a more ordinary greeting: "Are you... all right?"

"You already know the answer, why are you still asking?" Gao Qibin's expression was distorted, but his tone was kind, "Do we have to bring shame on ourselves?"

Tian Jinxin was silent.

Nearly thirty boys, except for Yu Yu, Feng Zhuolin and Zhuang He, were almost wiped out, but at least they reached one-tenth of the ratio.

The design of this outfit is quite a test of body shape, especially the shoulders. A lady with broad shoulders can easily wear the effect of a car accident.Except for the three with thin shoulders, many boys buried their faces in their palms, feeling ashamed to face Jiangdong's elders.

"Actually, I think it's okay." Hao Jia tried to liven up the atmosphere, "At least our team is enough to attract attention."

"That's right, what are you afraid of? Anyway, we are better-looking than Sister Feng, right?" Du Xu tried his best to recover from the blow. He picked up a beret and put it on his head, "Isn't it just the introduction of women's clothing? Is it possible that the leaders of Li will come to visit? No, no, it will be made into a small video and uploaded to the forum...fuck!"

He threw his hat to his feet in agitation, "I still can't convince myself."

Du Xu's figure is not bad, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, and the muscles he should have. He is completely different from those skinny boys, but wearing this kind of women's clothing that requires shoulder lines is simply a big rollover scene.

Yu Yu's complexion was not very good either. He took off the skirt at the speed of light, sat on the piano bench wearing leggings, picked up the pile of fabrics at his feet, and looked at the long tail of the skirt and the phoenix on it with disgust. Zibian, "Any normal man can't convince himself."

Li Nan agreed: "That's right, unless it's a transvestite and a fake mother." He is shorter than his peers, but his figure is relatively strong. The shirt and leggings are tightly attached to him, making him look as ugly as Du Xu. Different styles.

Zheng Miao turned her head silently, unable to bear to look directly at the group of demons dancing in the room, "How about... return the product and change it into men's clothing."

Zhuang He didn't have the slightest sense of pride in "women's clothing success", so he took off his skirt in front of several girls, and sat down on the ground with only leggings like Yu Yu, raised his hands and shouted: "I agree! Return the product ! Hurry up and return it!”

Tian Jinxin sighed, it seems that the dream of all women's clothing is destined to be impossible to realize.

Change it into the same style of men's clothing, the effect should not be bad, after all, this year's three big guys with ceiling-level looks are all in their class.

The girls exited the classroom, closed the door thoughtfully, and heard the cheers of the male students through a door panel, as if they had survived a catastrophe.

Du Xu sneakily took out the phone hidden under the skirt and unlocked the lock screen. On it was a photo of Yu Yu wearing shoes.

The boy sat on the piano bench, stepped on the edge of the stool, lowered his head slightly, and unhurriedly pulled up the zipper of his boots.The black boots set off his slender calves, and the tail of the long skirt was just a few strokes casually, and it hung from the stool indiscriminately. A coffee-colored beret is pressing down on a corner of the stool.

Ignoring the owner's extremely gloomy face, this photo could be used as the cover of a fashion magazine.

Du Xu was intoxicated in Yu Yu's photo when his phone vibrated twice suddenly, and he received a WeChat message from his father.

[Dad]: In the morning, I heard from my colleagues that there is a neon Christmas tree with a height of more than ten meters on the old middle street. It is very beautiful. I will drive you to see it in the evening?

Damn, what's going on?

It was going to rain red, did his father finally face up to his biological son?

Du Xu was very happy, and was about to ask if he could take Yu Yu with him, when he received another fucking message.

[Mom]: Son, mom is going out tonight. Your grandparents went to visit relatives in the neighboring city, and they won’t come back for a few days. You can get something to eat yourself.

Du Xu was at a loss, and soon his father's WeChat answered his doubts.

【Dad】: I sent it by mistake just now, it was sent to your mother.Find yourself a fluorescent light and see for yourself.

【Marshal Du】:...

If it doesn't break out in dog food, it will perish in dog food.

An angry Du Xu decided to let his best friends experience the sourness of being shown.

Blessings are to be shared, this is the truth.

Before Yu Yu had time to change out of her costume, Du Xu put an arm around her shoulder. With a "click", his bewildered expression was left in the photo album with Du Xu, as well as the clothes of the same style on their bodies. clothing.

Du Xu sent the photo to the school team group, abandoning the nonsense style of the past, and only added three words——

"Couple outfit."

The author has something to say: Du Xu (made a delirious voice): Look!I am at the same table as a couple, in couple outfits! ! !

Gao Qibin: @文成武

Wen Chengwu: Mr. Du, you will be kicked out of the group chat for the second time soon, do you have any last words?

【Thank you Jiang Gao and Miss Ming Ruoxi for the nutrient solution, I love you~】