The vest is still solid today

"It's so cool! Can we ban those [-] people from the game?"

"A suspension is unlikely, let's lower our goals a bit, such as..."

"For example, the whole team is suspended on March [-]th, so we can directly advance."

"Although it's a bit whimsical, but no matter what, Nai Yikou [-] is suspended!"

"I'm also suspended!"

Feng Zhuolin felt a little inconceivable about these school team members: "According to the direction of the boy comics, shouldn't you regret losing the opportunity to defeat the opponents who played tricks in an upright manner, and then go over and shake hands and say, 'It was a wonderful game, looking forward to the next match' ?"

"Student, read less manga and read more. If you can be lazy, why don't you be lazy?" A senior senior in high school smiled while pressing the top of his head, "Besides, who the hell is looking forward to the next competition with them? I can't wait for my life Just don't play with them."

"The semi-finals and the finals are both on 38. This is to prepare for fouls in advance, right?" Gao Qibin shook his head regretfully, "It's a pity, things are impermanent—Old Du, what are you looking at?"

Du Xu did not participate in their chat, his attention was on the other side of the bench.

Captain Wen had already heard what happened from Feng Zhuolin, and he held Yu Yu's hand enthusiastically: "Student Yu Yu, think again! The benefits of the school team manager are very good!"

"I'm not suitable." Yu Yu tried to pull out her hand.

"I'll know if it's suitable until I try it! Yu Yu, you should think about it again!"

Li Wei also swayed over: "Yu Yu, this is a very good opportunity to exercise, the teacher suggests that you give it a try."

"I feel that the captain's eyes on my tablemate are very wrong." Du Xu rubbed his chin with a deep expression on his face: "Do you think he wants to poach me?"

Feng Zhuolin couldn't bear to look straight away, and gave Gao Qibin a thumbs up.

What Brother Gao said is true, gay guys are always crooked.

Besides, do you have walls?

I'm afraid your invisible wall didn't even have a brick on it.

No matter how poisonous a group of teenagers are, the game that should be played must be played. After all, the opponent with the most damage is the substitute. The six players who were sent off will be replaced by the substitute.

After 10 minutes, the game started again.

接下来的十几分钟几乎是“垃圾时间”，这场吸引了大多数观众的球赛落幕得很平淡，以四中1：0晋级总决赛收场。在38赛场比赛结束前10分钟，四中赛场S市回民中学以2：1的比分获胜。

Du Xu is not interested in how bad 38 is being scolded by the majority of golfers. Now, what he cares most about is the finals the day after tomorrow and another thing——

"When will they live broadcast eating shit?"

Brother is still waiting to give them gifts and 666!

Yu Yu said coolly, "Don't even think about it, they might have to rely on it."

Gao Qibin asked: "Do you still keep the video you recorded last time?"

"Keep it."

"Send me a copy."

That night, along with the news of the 38 main players being suspended for a foul, a video was quietly circulated on the Fourth Middle School forum, and was then spread to farther places by the power of the masses.

In the video, the captain of 38 raised his chin and said proudly: "If you don't get rid of three of you this year, our 38 lieutenant colonel team will live broadcast and eat shit!"

The person who uploaded the video was not anonymous and used his real name openly.

But what's the use of knowing who sent it?

The school leaders at No. 38 hurriedly contacted to delete the video, but this kind of thing was widely spread, and it was impossible to delete it completely.After the video was completely banned on the grounds of "violating sportsmanship", various emoticons circulated on Weibo, and some people even started betting on what kind of shit the 38 school team would eat during the live broadcast.

So the captain of No. 38 middle school became an Internet celebrity under the worsening situation.

The next day is an intermission period, and the two teams that have advanced to the finals are preparing for the finals.Even director Wu Xiaoqiang, who regards learning as his life, deliberately went to the training ground of the school team to "reward the army", never mentioned study and exams, and abandoned his "commercial mutual blow", almost blowing the No. [-] school team out of the atmosphere, Even Du Xu was embarrassed by his bragging.

The afternoon training ended an hour earlier, and Coach Cui drove out all the teenagers who wanted to play on the ground.He nodded at the heads of more than a dozen team members one by one: "Go to bed early at night, don't let me know that someone has extra training indiscriminately, what kind of [-]-mile long-distance race did you run, and you are late for tomorrow's game!"

Du Xu rubbed his nose, he was late on the first day of the knockout round, and the reason he used to deal with the coach was "I was so tired from running [-] miles the night before that I didn't get up the next morning".

Although Cui Yang wouldn't believe it, Du Xu felt that the reason of "doubting life in a sexual dream" seemed a little more nonsensical.

Gao Qibin added: "Some people should also pay attention to restraint in their private life, or eat more dog meat to nourish their kidneys."

Cui Yang became alert: "Do you know something? I saw a lot of little girls came to watch the game the day before yesterday. Don't let me know which one of you doesn't rest in the middle of the night, just go to disco with a group of little girls!"

Gao Qibin: "Don't worry about that, 'some people' are as straight as mosquito coils."

Others were confused, but Du Xu seemed to understand.He glared at Gao Qibin and ground his teeth, and decisively changed the subject: "But when I think about tomorrow's match at 38, I feel like I'm on a rocket."

"Calm down, be restrained, don't get too complacent." Wen Chengwu couldn't control the corners of his mouth when he said this.

The day flies by quickly. At 38:38 am on November 38th, the finals of the China National Championships will be held in the [-]th venue. The No. [-] Middle School of S City will play against the Huimin Middle School of S City. There are also troubled audiences rushing to make banners overnight and submit letters "When will the [-] school team live broadcast and eat shit?" It is full of irony for [-] middle school.

A high platform was purposely erected under the scoreboard, and the championship trophy, a symbol of honor, attracted everyone's attention.

"Damn it, who is so wicked!" Wen Chengwu stared at the glittering golden trophy, almost drooling, "I will run away after grabbing the trophy, will someone come and catch me?"

"Not only will you be arrested, but you will also be cut into sections and braised in brown sauce and packaged for morning tea!" Cui Yang slapped him on the back of the head angrily, "They are all captains, be more mature! This is a national live broadcast!"

The goalkeeper complained for their captain: "Coach, you really can't blame the captain for this. Who knew that our city's Education Bureau was so wicked? Which organizer did this before!"

Another high school senior looked at the trophy with bright eyes: "To be honest, I just want to hold the trophy and sprint for [-] meters, and escape to the ends of the earth with the white moonlight in my heart. No one can separate us again. "

Cui Yang shook his head amusedly, feeling a little sour in his heart.

It has been three years, and today is the closest match among the four to that trophy.

At this time, there are still 5 minutes before the opening, and the athletes have already entered the field, and the final tactical confirmation is carried out in their respective bench areas.

The school team manager's surname is Yang Mingfan, and she is a cheerful woman.Yu Yu followed her and put a box of towels next to the stool, and went to tidy up the equipment bag.Feng Zhuolin stood with his arms around the camera on the stand closest to the No. [-] Middle School bench, chatting with Gao Qibin while holding onto the railing.

Last night, Li Wei took the initiative to give Yu Yu and Feng Zhuolin a day off.

He smiled and said to the two students: "Even if you are not given a holiday, you will come to pretend to be sick and ask for leave. I just heard Wen Chengwu say that the school team manager is too busy, so you two should drop by and help."

Yu Yu firmly refused to admit the fact that she planned to take sick leave.

He glanced at the electronic clock on the scoreboard. It was less than 2 minutes before he left the field. He really didn't know where Du Xu was wandering again.In the auditorium, there were two more banners asking 38 when to eat shit, and Yu Yu couldn't help suspecting that Du Xu had found those people.

After all, he was most concerned about this issue.

Du Xu, who just said he was going to the bathroom but didn't know which planet he was on, finally came back. He trotted all the way, and when he was about to reach the bench, he slowed down, combed his hair, and then walked over with his head held high.

"I went? Brother, how is it today, you still put on hairspray?" Feng Zhuolin rubbed his eyes in disbelief, "Didn't he say that men don't care about hairstyles? I remember that he made a chicken coop on the first day of school, and there were a few girls on the forum Announcing the disengagement."

Gao Qibin said indifferently: "He also said that men don't care about their faces. Have you ever seen him not caring? Especially in front of someone, it's only a tail hair that can spread his tail."

Feng Zhuolin looked at Yu Yu, who was being led by senior sister Yang Fan and was familiar with the manager's work.

I haven't seen it, Brother Gao is right.

You are my brother.

Wen Chengwu looked worriedly at Du Xu's handsome hair, and whispered to him, "Kick it well, whether or not Yu Yu can become the manager depends entirely on your performance."

Du Xu cheered up: "Really?"

"Really, really." The referee over there has signaled the players from both sides to come on stage, and Wen Chengwu hastily said: "Let the audience know who is the most beautiful boy on the field! Whether we can have a new manager depends entirely on you." !"

The effect of Wen Chengwu's two words may be comparable to that of Popeye's spinach. Du Xu performed exceptionally in the first half, scoring two goals in a row and successfully assisting once.But he also fought hard in the middle of the game, and actually managed to catch up in the last 15 minutes, chasing the score to 2:3.

Du Xu collapsed on the bench in the lounge, like a salted fish.

"I'm fucked! Are they dying!" He waved his arms: "It's so fierce, what do they want to do? Go to heaven?!"

Feng Zhuolin, who sneaked into the lounge, comforted him: "It's okay, brother, you are also very fierce! Three consecutive shots!"

Du Xu looked at the ceiling in pain: "Do you know my pain? Do you understand my feelings? No, you don't at all..." Before he finished speaking, the face he was thinking of suddenly occupied his sight. Du Xu was so scared that he almost rolled down.

Yu Yu put the thermos on his chest: "Light salt water."

"Ah, oh...thank you." Du Xu held the thermos cup Yu Yu handed over and sat up.

The wall of the stainless steel cup is a bit cold against the palm, but when the lid is unscrewed, hot water vapor rushes to the face, there is no salty smell, but a hint of sweetness.

Du Xu covered his face and murmured: "I'm bent...I'm bent..."

Feng Zhuolin didn't hear what Du Xu was saying, and thought he was having a headache because of the point difference between the two teams, "It's not over, brother! There's still the second half! Cheer up! God Yu is watching you!"

Gao Qibin patted Feng Zhuolin's head lightly: "Stupid, he didn't say 'end', but 'bend'." He glanced at Du Xu, and he no longer wanted to recognize this coward as a brother: "Either go, or shut up, What's the point of having an orgasm while holding a glass of water sent to you?"

Du Xu was dissatisfied: "This is the light salt water specially prepared for me by my deskmate! It's sweet!"

"..."

Is your light salt water sweet?Gao Qibin really felt that what Du Xu should look at was not his eyes or nose, but his brain, "This water was distributed by the whole team."

Du Xu was dying: "At least he delivered it to me personally. Do you have this treatment? Do you?!" He pointed to the water tank in the middle of the room: "My deskmate asked any of you to get it yourself if you were thirsty. , only I have the treatment of him personally delivering the water!"

Gao Qibin wanted to say something more, but was stopped by Feng Zhuolin.

"Shhh, don't point it out, we need to give the man in crush a little room for fantasy." Feng Zhuolin said.

Du Xu looked at the cup in his hand, and solemnly announced to his two brothers: "From today on, your elder brother, I, Du Xu, Marshal Du, Beckham of the No. [-] Middle School, will be completely bent."

"Brother, don't make trouble." Gao Qibin looked at him with pity: "Didn't you bend over a long time ago?"

Du Xu ignored him, raised his head and gulped down most of the bottle.

Coach Cui Yang had just finished confirming the tactics for the second half with Wen Chengwu, and when he turned his head and saw Du Xu using himself as a bucket, he was immediately delirious with anger: "There are still 5 minutes to play! Now drink so much urine, you will play in a while Is it time to hold the water to play?!"

The author has something to say: Du Xu: This is given to me by my male god himself!I won't play until I finish drinking!

Cui Yang: Now that you drink so much urine, do you want to hold the water in the game later? !

Cui Yang: No, you drank so much urine during the game, are you going to play holding water now? !

Cui Yang: No... I...

Melon Eater: It's over, Coach Cui is mad.

Wen Chengwu: As a friendly addition, what the coach wants to say is "Now that you drink so much water, will you go on the court holding your urine in the game later?"

Du Xu: I have good kidneys and never urinate frequently.