The vest is still solid today

Du Xu was very confident when he walked out of the examination room. He thought that he had performed exceptionally well in this exam, and planned to share the joy of progress with him at the same table.

He didn't know until he returned to class during the lunch break that Yu Yu ran away before finishing the papers in the first exam. Li Wei called Yu Yu's home but no one answered, and no one answered when he called him and his parents. answer.

Du Xu tried to send Yu Yu WeChat and Penguin, but he didn't reply. He scratched his head anxiously. As soon as he finished the English test, he climbed over the wall and left the school without even returning to the classroom.

In the past two days, the third year of high school will also take the exam, and the school team has no training for the time being. Du Xu called his mother and said that there is a temporary extra training, so he squatted downstairs at Yu Yu's house and waited for him to come back.In fact, he doesn't know if Yu Yu has arrived home, but he doesn't know which floor or number he lives in, so he can only squat by the flower bed and wait stupidly, occasionally sending a few penguins or WeChat messages that have disappeared, and dialing that one again. A number that will not be answered.

"I'm so smart. I foresaw that I would be hungry tonight when I woke up this morning, so I prepared rations in advance." Du Xu took out the bread that he hadn't eaten in the morning from his bag, took a hard bite on the hard edge, and chewed After a few bites, I swallowed it with cold water.

The bread was gone, and the last stock in the cigarette case was going to be used up.

Fortunately, before he ran out of ammunition and food, he waited for him.

Du Xu put out the cigarette butt, stood up and dusted off the dust on his fingertips, and said to Yu Yu: "You are finally back, you scared me to death...I called you five or six times but no one answered, I thought something happened to you."

"Teacher asked you to find me?" Yu Yu had guessed that Li Wei would definitely call his parents, but there was no one at home, and Yu's mother's phone had to be turned off in the hospital, and his father's phone number was not recorded in the school at all. He himself will refuse to answer any numbers he does not know.After such a circle, Li Wei can only let the classmates who usually seem to be close to him come to him.

"No, he just said that whoever gets in touch with you will tell you to call him back, so that he can rest assured. I came to you because..." Du Xu crushed the extinguished cigarette butt with the tip of his shoe, slightly lowered his head and looked straight at Yu Yu's eyes: "I'm worried about you."

Yu Yu pursed her lips, looked away, and took out her mobile phone from her pocket. There were red missed calls in the call log, most of which were called by the head teacher, and there were a few without notes, only showing a number, which should be called by Du Xu of.He saved the string of numbers in his contacts, and perfunctorily wrote "same table" in the remarks column, and changed it to "Du Xu" after thinking about it.

He didn't speak for a long time, Du Xu caught his attention with a dry cough: "Please, classmate Yu Yu, you said that you suddenly dropped your pen and left in the middle of the exam, who would not be worried? If you hadn't been missing for less than 24 hours, Li Wei would have Call the police! Now you and your classmate in the examination room can say everything, the most outrageous rumor is that you have superpowers, received brainwaves from your companions calling for help, and ran out to transform into Bump Man to save the world!"

Yu Yu was speechless.

The students of their fourth middle school are not like a group of nerds as the students from other schools said.Do nerds have this imagination?What about bullshit?

"Hello... Du Xu."

Du Xu opened his eyes wide. In his memory, this was the first time Yu Yu called his name.

Before he could get excited, Yu Yu pointed to the cigarette butts on the ground.

"Throw the cigarette butts in the trash, don't litter."

"……Oh."

On the second day, Yu Yu briefly explained to Li Wei the reason for leaving early yesterday, and then went to take the exam as usual. He was absent-minded in the two exams of literature and science, and he didn't even need to check the answers to know that the reciprocal seat of the midterm exam had been reserved. alright.

Maybe he could come out on top in the countdown—what did his "friend" in junior high say?It seems that "the student days who always take the first place but never take the last one are incomplete".

Yu Yu actually laughed after thinking about it.

During the lunch break, Du Xu sneaked to the head teacher's office of the second grade group, and asked Li Wei what to do about the two subjects that Yu Yu missed and the Chinese that he did not finish.

"You can't specially arrange make-up exams..." Li Wei sighed, "His performance the next day was not very good..."

"Then where can I be ranked at the same table this time?" Du Xu asked nervously.

Li Wei didn't answer him, but joked: "I didn't expect you to care about your classmates? I remember some time ago, someone complained in the group that you 'emphasize sex over friends'."

Du Xu said seriously: "When did I stop caring about my classmates? I value sex over friends? Am I that kind of person?!"

Li Wei winked at him: "Young man, the teacher has no objection to talking about a girlfriend, as long as you don't delay your studies, don't affect your friendship with your friends... Oh, by the way, is your girlfriend from this school or from another school? Don't worry, I won't get along with you." Director Wu said..."

Du Xu humbly accepted the baptism of Li Sanzang's [-]-character essay, and bitterly took up this small black pot, and chopped Feng Zhuolin to death in his heart for "spreading rumors".

Still a girlfriend?

He didn't even touch a girl's hand.

He only touched the hand of his deskmate.

The paper-grading efficiency of No. [-] Middle School can be called the pinnacle of high schools in S City. Three days later, when the mid-term report card came out, Du Xu was dumbfounded.

Thanks to Yu Yu who supplemented him with half a workbook and word amulets, he ran into a dead mouse in the examination room, encountered several identical original questions, and successfully escaped the ranks of the bottom fifty with a five-point advantage , ranked last.

But Yu Yu himself went in. Not only did he make it to the bottom fifty, he also took the leader straight away, and came back with the bottom one.

Du Xu looked at Yu Yu worriedly: "What are you going to do? Li Wei can't arrange a make-up exam..."

"Well, I know." Yu Yu calmly folded the report card and put it in the textbook, "If you don't take the exam, don't take the exam."

"why?"

"Why do you have so many?" Yu Yu glanced at him.

"A lot?" Du Xu looked at him innocently.

Yu Yu gave up first: "People always have to pay the price for their willfulness."

Du Xu felt that emotionally he should believe it, but he didn't believe it rationally.

Yu Yu couldn't bear his eyes full of thirst for knowledge, curled her lips and told the truth: "Keep a memory."

To commemorate when he was a well-behaved student, he also skipped school, went to Internet cafes, took the countdown, and was a "bad boy" in the parents' mouth.

Yu Yu was faced with all kinds of conversations throughout the day. The head teacher, the teachers, the deans, and even the principal and the secretary took turns. Review carefully and go to the examination room in the best condition" I can't remember clearly.

He felt that this group of teachers could be regarded as catching his pigtails, and finally found a reason to pour all the teachings that had been accumulated for a year into his mind.

It is a big deal for the teacher that the grades of the top students have plummeted, and it is impossible not to inform the parents.Mother Yu didn't say anything after receiving the call from the teacher, but just sent a text message to Yu Yu, expressing her belief that he could handle it by himself.

So Yu Yu skipped class again the next day, but this time he called Li Wei and asked for sick leave.He squeezed his throat and coughed for a long time after speaking a few words. Li Wei thought that yesterday's conversation had put too much pressure on him, so he comforted him in a long-winded manner for half an hour. "Until "If you are really uncomfortable, rest for two more days, the body is the capital of the revolution", which made Yu Yu regret whether she should go to school honestly today.

Yu Yu calculated the progress of the school's teaching and previewed a few more lessons, and at night took advantage of the time after school to pack her schoolbag and go to the hospital to visit her grandfather.When she came home, she saw the familiar black figure beside the flower bed, and Yu Yu suddenly had a bad feeling.

For the second time, he picked up an idiot who littered garbage downstairs in his own house.

Du Xu rubbed his nose, and consciously picked up the two cigarette butts at his feet and threw them into the trash can, "At the same table, I heard Li Wei said that you were sick today... just now I sent you a message, you said you went to the hospital, I just waited here for a while."

He carefully looked at Yu Yu's face, and he couldn't tell that he was sick.

Could it be an internal injury?

Because you couldn't bear the blow of failing the exam, you vomited a basin of blood and had to go to the doctor?

"Fill up your brain holes." Yu Yu's face suddenly turned ugly when she thought of the "study hard and make progress every day" that was poured into her ears yesterday, "Try to have a dozen teachers take turns doing ideological work."

"Although I can't understand your special treatment for top students, I still have to go to school." Du Xu's expression was very serious, and Yu Yu couldn't help but wonder what he would say next.

"Think about it, school days are like years, and a month of school is counted as 22 days, so we live nearly 22 years longer than those who don't go to school in a month, and the average life expectancy of human beings is 75 years. We simply live centuries longer than them! "

Yu Yu looked back blankly.

He knew that he shouldn't have too many expectations for this sand sculpture thing.

The familiar place reminded the two of them of that afternoon when the vest was crumbling.

"Gollum—"

Embarrassed elements who were trying to invade the air were expelled.

Du Xu rubbed his stomach, and had a preliminary understanding of the word "sorry": "Well, the school team training has just ended, and I haven't had time to eat... just kidding, just kidding."

... It's the stomach ringing, why are you covering your stomach?

Yu Yu twirled the key around her fingertips, and said in a strange way: "You, do you want to come up and eat something?"

Yes!

must!

Anyone who doesn't want is an idiot!

Du Xu immediately forgot the picture of the oily braised pork that his mother had just sent him to Java, and followed Yu Yu upstairs, not worried at all that he would be sold.

Yu Yu's house is on the third floor.He turned on the light and found a new pair of slippers for Du Xu.

Most of the solid wood furniture that suits the taste of the elderly are old styles, but they are well maintained. The brown-red surface seems to be coated with vegetable wood wax oil, which reflects a warm luster under the warm yellow light, giving people a sense of comfort. Back to the illusion of the [-]s, quiet and warm.

Du Xu looked around and asked, "You said last time that you lived at your grandfather's house... Has the old man gone out?"

"I'm hospitalized." Yu Yu answered briefly, and took out a pack of sliced ​​noodles from the refrigerator, "Is fried noodles okay?"

"Yes, yes!" Du Xu had a rare IQ online, and it was obvious that Yu Yu didn't want to talk about his grandfather.

"Do you eat cabbage?"

"eat!"

"Eggs?"

"eat!"

"Where's the plate?"

"Eat!" Du Xu's mouth was faster than his brain, and he realized after speaking: "No, no, I won't eat the plate."

Yu Yu couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

It seems that the little hedgehog, who has been fully armed with sharp thorns, put away the thorny thorns for the first time, revealing a little soft belly.

Du Xu also smiled: "Next time you come to my house, I'll make braised pork for you!"

"You know how to cook?" Yu Yu looked at him in surprise.

"Forget it." Du Xu said modestly, he pressed half a cabbage on the cutting board, raised a kitchen knife and gestured at it, "first buy the vegetables you want to eat, and then shout three times 'Mom, I'm hungry I'm starving to death', the voice must be loud and loud, and it must resound through the entire residential building—in short, the louder the shout, the better the effect."

...then you are awesome.

Yu Yu snatched the cabbage and kitchen knife from Du Xu's hand, and pushed him away: "Okay, I get it. Go out and sit, I'll do it."

Du Xu grabbed the door frame and tried to make the last struggle: "Don't believe me at the same table! This is the truth that I have tested through ten years of personal practice! No child is deceived!"

Yu Yu opened his fingers one by one, and then closed the kitchen door with a "bang" in front of him.

Fearing that Du Xu would be hungry for a long time, Yu Yu simply turned on both gas stoves.

Shred the cabbage, run through the hot water, put it in a bowl for later use, beat the egg liquid, add some shrimp skin, salt and sugar, and fry in the pan.

The Yu family's kitchen uses a sliding door inlaid with transparent glass panels, and it doesn't matter whether it is closed or not.

Du Xu lay on the table, staring at Yu Yu's back in a daze.

After unlocking the four cards of "Mrs. Painter", "Student God", "Cold Face", and "Occasionally Rebellious", he seems to have unlocked the new SSSR card of his deskmate: human//wife attribute.

His mobile phone rang a wechat notification tone, and when Du Xu turned on his mobile phone, he saw that Du's mother had sent him a pig's head emoji. The basin full of braised pork an hour ago was already empty.

Du Xu didn't even have a second of regret, and replied: Mom, I'll go back after dinner, and my tablemate will make fried noodles for me.

Mother Du was so frightened that she hurriedly called to confirm whether her son had been kidnapped. After hanging up the phone, she fell into deep confusion.

what happened?

Shouldn't her restless son beat his chest after seeing the photo, express his [-]-word testimonial, and then beg himself to give him a little treat?

Is it because the milk this morning is expired, drinking this brat's brain?

Du Xu here was also walking in confusion. He watched Yu Yu pour two bowls of water into the pot, and secretly opened the kitchen door a crack and asked, "Honey, aren't you making fried noodles?"

"Well, if the water is boiled dry, it will be fried."

"..."

Well, the kitchen was probably a magical world beyond his comprehension.

Although this strange theory is beyond Du Xu's limited cognition, regardless of whether it is fried or boiled, even if Yu Yu brings him a bowl of Coptis chinensis, he can still pour it into his stomach with his eyes closed.

But he still has a question: "Don't you put some meat?"

Yu Yu took out the half-cooked noodles and soaked them in cold water, and added some sesame oil, "My grandpa and I don't eat meat, so we don't have any preparations at home."

Du Xu finally realized the true meaning of the three words "vegetarian" in the penguin's personality label of "Bei Ming You Yu" - it turned out that it was not to express his wife's indifference to the world, but that she was indeed a vegetarian.

Two plates of vegetarian fried noodles with delicious flavor and color were brought to the table. Only then did Du Xu realize that Yu Yu was just joking with him when he said that "the water is boiled dry and it is fried."With a piece of scrambled egg in his mouth, he was moved to tears.

Ten pots of braised pork are not as good as this plate of vegetarian fried noodles!

"At the same table, to tell you the truth, I have always felt that it is an unhealthy way of life to keep meat in my mouth every day!" Du Xu touched his round belly, feeling that it was the first time to be a guest at someone's house, and he couldn't leave it alone. Under the impression that he was too lazy to do anything, he volunteered to take on the important task of washing dishes, and after pouring half a bottle of dishwashing liquid into the bowl with trembling hands, he was ruthlessly driven out of the kitchen by Yu Yu again.

Yu Yu thought, if Du Xu comes again next time, he must put up a sign saying "Kitchen important place, Du Xu is not allowed to enter" at the door of the kitchen.

By the way, prepare some ham for him too.

The author has something to say: Du? What will you eat? I will eat the plate too? Xu: At the same table, do you mean that I can still come here in the future?

Yu Yu: No, no, get out.

Mother Du (self-doubt): I may have given birth to a fake son.